Chapter 164 Attack on Little Tony (Second Update) (Ask for Subscription!) ）

With little Tony's intrusion, the originally serious atmosphere of the entire living room was diluted a lot. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At least the Ancient One Mage wasn't as nervous as he was when he first met Lan Ze at the beginning.

However, none of the three adults present noticed that little Tony had a cunning look in his eyes before he entered the door.

Little Tony is a pit, this kind of pit knows no occasion, no character, no time and place, for little Tony, Lan Ze himself dares to pit, who else in this world is little Tony dare not speak?

In Tony Jr.'s view, the pit man is a realm, the pit man is a kind of enjoyment, and the pit man is a kind of sublimation of intelligence.

But the big bad guy Lan Ze, little Tony doesn't dare to pit today, the speech just now has almost touched Lan Ze's bottom line, if he is in the pit of the big bad guy once, the big bad guy will definitely reduce the time he spends with Sister Gretchen again.

The pit people pay attention to the harm of others and self-interest, the clever pit people, is the pit of others, they have no loss, and even get some benefits, in other words, they sell you, you don't know yet, and even you need to help me count the money.

Little Tony knows very well the proportions of the pit people, he doesn't have much time to get along with Gretchen's sister, if he is reduced by the big bad guy again, it will not be a pit man, but a pit himself.

But there is no way to pit Lan Ze, little Tony can pit others, especially Charles, little Tony is very good at pit Charles, a stupid big brother, every time he succeeds, little Tony will feel that his IQ has improved and his sense of superiority.

So today, little Tony came to Charles to find IQ superiority.

Because little Tony just spoke with a cute and cute face, the atmosphere in the small living room was much more harmonious.

Charles glanced at the Ancient One Mage on the side, the Ancient One Master was still a little nervous at the moment, in order not to let the atmosphere of the scene fall into embarrassment again, Charles coughed lightly: "Uncle Lan Ze, this time I brought the Ancient One here, it's ......"

Little Tony's eyes lit up, and the long-term pit made little Tony keenly feel that now is the best time to pit people.

Little Tony struck out decisively and quickly interrupted Charles's words.

With a cute face, he tugged at the ancient mage's robe: "Big sister, are you here to find the big bad guy this time?" ”

The ancient mage who didn't know the essence of Little Tony's pit was very simple, and in the face of this cute little Tony, he was defenseless and nodded dotingly: "That's right, Little Tony, can you tell my sister, why do you want to call Master Lan Ze, are you a big villain?" ”

Little Tony shook his head, and rejected the ancient mage cutely: "Sorry, big sister, this is Tony's little secret, the secret can't be told to anyone else, but ......"

Little Tony paused, his eyes flashed with hesitation, and when everyone thought that Little Tony's next sentence was to exchange secrets with the Ancient One Mage, Little Tony looked at the Ancient One Master with curiosity: "Big sister, why are you with Brother Charles, Brother Charles is stupid, stupid, when I was four years old, I wrapped Brother Charles in, you and Brother Charles will not be happy again." ”

"With Charles?" The ancient mage was stunned for a moment, and his brain couldn't react a little, anyway, why did it suddenly become a problem, according to the normal way of opening, shouldn't little Tony exchange secrets with himself?

Little Tony didn't give the Ancient One Mage time to think, so he stretched out his finger cutely and looked at the Ancient One Master with a serious face: "Isn't it?" Big sister, you see, you and Brother Charles, come together to find the big bad, the big bad guy is the elder of Brother Charles, and your state is very nervous, but I found that Brother Charles has been helping you play a round game to relieve your tension, this is the standard state of meeting parents! Big sister, is little Tony wrong? ”

After saying that, little Tony once again sacrificed his nirvana.

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I put it on cute n (*≧▽≦*)n

Three consecutive moves to sell cute nirvana, coupled with Tony's quick speech, a series of spiritual bombardment, the whole ancient mage was stunned.

Charles on the side was full of black lines on his head, and he already felt in his heart that little Tony at this moment had turned on the mode of pitting people, looking at the bewildered expression of the ancient mage, Charles hurriedly waved his hand: "No, little Tony, you shut up for me!" Don't distort the facts for me, it's okay with the two of us, no, the two of us, forget it! In short, not what you say! ”

Tony rolled his eyes.

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Then he looked at Charles with a provocative face: "Brother Charles, what facts do you say I have distorted?" The last time you were wrapped in by me, was I four years old? Isn't this big sister nervous? Did you bring your big sister to find the big bad? Were you just helping this big sister play a round? ”

Listening to little Tony's serial cannon-like questions, Charles panicked and wanted to explain, but little Tony didn't give Charles a chance to explain, waved his hand, and said domineeringly: "Don't explain!" Explanation is disguise, disguise is fact, truth is true! Now, Uncle Charles, please answer my question! ”

Charles opened his mouth, as if there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, and finally looked at little Tony viciously, and gritted his teeth and said: "Yes!" But, little Tony, I really don't have anything to do with Master Gu Yi, I brought Gu Yi here to find Uncle Lan Ze this time, it's really urgent. ”

Little Tony stared at his big cute eyes and nodded, "I know!" ”

"I'll tell you, I really didn't lie to ......" Charles was stunned, originally wanted to explain, but when he heard Little Tony's admission, Charles was stunned and looked at Little Tony with a shocked face: "You said you know?" ”

Little Tony nodded cutely: "That's right, I know." ”

Lan Ze on the side looked at Charles with a confused expression, and shook his head helplessly, it seems that Charles has not yet found out the fact that he has been cheated again.

A happy look appeared on Tony's cute face: "That's right, I knew from the beginning that you had nothing to do with your big sister." Although you and your big sister are sitting on the same sofa, there is no physical contact between you, and both of you are very nervous, which means that the two of you have just met, or that the two of you have not known each other for a long time. ”

"And what did you mean?" Charles was confused and a little confused.

Little Tony shook his head and looked at Charles with pity: "I just want to see, after a year, Uncle Charles, has your IQ improved, haven't you noticed that I used to call you Brother Charles, but the last sentence is about Uncle Charles?" It seems that after a year, Uncle Charles, you are still so stupid, I always thought that your IQ was already the lowest in the history of mankind, and now I find that in fact, your IQ can be as low as it can be to new heights. ”

At the end, little Tony walked over, patted the bewildered Charles's shoulder, and made a gesture of encouragement: "Don't cry, Uncle Charles, stand up and masturbate!" Come on, Daddy! I believe in you!! ”

Then little Tony ran to the ancient one, bowed deeply, and apologized apologetically: "Big sister, I'm sorry, I'm kidding, I'm sorry, but Uncle Charles is really stupid!" ”

said that little Tony was also very skilled in selling a cute.

But this time, for little Tony's cuteness, the ancient one mage was deeply jealous in his heart.

At first, I didn't know, thinking that little Tony was a cute and simple little cute thing, but now after seeing the cruel reality, the ancient mage found that this cute little cute thing in front of him was not as simple as it looked like on the outside.

Little Tony, who once again pit Charles, was very happy, feeling that the pores of the whole person were opened, with an indescribable comfort, and he left happily, as for the jealousy in the eyes of the ancient mage? Sorry, we don't know each other, and little Tony has no interest in pit the ancient one, you know, not everyone can be pitted by little Tony.

After the pit of Charles, little Tony left happily, leaving Charles alone in the wind, recalling the last time he saw little Tony, Charles burst into tears, and his eyes flowed with tears of muddy sadness.

I was cheated again, and it was still the same recipe and the same taste.

With a little bit of sadness, a little bit of despair, and a deep doubt about his own IQ, Charles felt that his heart was so tired that he wanted to be quiet.

Oh my God, Lord Almighty, take Tony's little devil! Amen!