What's the happiest thing, cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, Ultraman fights little monsters,

No, in our eyes, the happiest thing is to be hungry now and be able to eat a few bites of hot instant noodles with two ham sausages in them.

Eating hot pot and singing songs, happiness is so simple, although it is a small hot pot of instant noodles

In the cave, the temperature has never risen, it has remained at about three or four degrees, and everyone's lips are frozen.

Our teeth chatter all the time, like we've spent the winter,

Fortunately, I ate some hot food, and my body and bones are much more comfortable, otherwise this day is really difficult enough.

After we finished eating, an hour had passed, and all of our stomachs were bulging, and we inadvertently looked at the legendary October pregnancy,

"Cool, the fat brother's craftsmanship didn't say." Lao Song lay on the ground with a comfortable face, constantly stroking his belly with his hands, similar to the feeling of a pregnant woman.

The fat man said with a smile: "It's over, it's over, I'm just at the level of a first-class chef." ”

Hey, the dead fat man still has to be scolded, learn from Lao Song,

Cooking instant noodles is such a trivial thing, you dare to say that it is the level of a first-class chef,

After eating, everyone lit a cigarette after dinner, smoked comfortably, and the depressed mood was relieved a lot.

I walked along the shore with a cigarette in my mouth, ready to see this strange natural formation.

At first, when we were on the boat, we didn't see that the roof of the cave in this place was quite high, at least three or four meters above the ground.

Scattered stalactites hang on the top of the cave, the largest stalactites have the thickness of a washbasin, about a meter long, and the water droplets slowly fall to the ground along the stalactites from the top of the cave.

The sound of water droplets echoed in this small space, not to mention monsters around, not even a fart,

"Roar, roar, shout." Lao Song was like a dementia, opened his mouth wide and then the water droplets that fell from the stalactite, squinted his eyes and sighed,

"Can you make it clear, don't pretend to have a big tongue with me" I shook my head helplessly, this grandson can do something that makes people cry and laugh at any time, no wonder dad loves to clean him up,

This place is not big, it is the size of a basketball court, and you can basically see the situation here at a glance.

There's no way out, it's a dead end,

The soldier also stood up and looked around, scratched his head and sat on the ground with a bitter face.

Since the style here is different and there is a place where you can go ashore, there is no reason why it is a dead end.

And there's no mechanism here, except for the stones on the ground, it's stones, and some of the mechanisms have long been seen.

Dad frowned and muttered to himself: "Are we going the wrong way, or we will go back now and find a new way to walk." ”

Ouch, I'll go, let's rest here for a while, I'll row so that my hands are soft, dare you let us rest a little longer,

"Quack." The little idea is not so complicated for us, scattering all kinds of joy on the ground, I am like walking a dog, chasing it in the back,

Little ancestor, can you stop running so fast, you are not scientific, who has ever seen a frog run with it,

Seeing that it was so disobedient, I suddenly became angry in my heart, and the evil was born to the side of the guts, like Bolt possessing a body, I rushed to its side in a few steps, and grabbed it in my hand with a single move of the Nine Yin White Bone Claw.

I smiled faintly: "If you run again, I'll beat you." ”

The little guy didn't realize that I had the urge to beat it, and he held my fingers and shook them, his eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his mouth grinned.

It's really a little shameless, and I can laugh so happily after being taught,

The third son and the six fingers walked around the neighborhood, and they didn't find anything in the middle of the ring, so they could only walk back helplessly.

"Hurry up, let's discuss the route for a while."

Hearing the shouts of the GIs, I ran over with three steps and one step, and discussed the route first.

A few of us sat on the ground in a circle, with a cigarette in the middle, what was this for?

This formation is a bit peculiar, put a cigarette to invite God, no, people use incense and candles,

The soldier looked at us calmly, pointed to the cigarette on the ground and smiled: "We don't know where to go, so let's just turn to the cigarette, and we will go wherever the cigarette butt is pointing." ”

I'll fuck your uncle, how casual this is,

"That's a very reasonable statement, and we all agree with it." With a smile on the corner of his mouth, Lao Song said slowly like an old master in ancient times,

I kind of want to complain about that

What's going on with your pretending to be v forced?,Is that last wow word selling cute?,I'm embarrassed to sell cuteness with the face of a lewd uncle picking his feet.,,

I can understand that Lao Song and the soldiers have few brains, everyone else is normal, and they will definitely not agree to this decision.

After looking at the three sons with anticipation, I was completely hopeless about the world,

I saw the third son and the six fingers nodding, with an approving smile on their faces, and a little relief that could not be concealed,

"You agree with a fart, happy wool."

Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, I slapped the ground and jumped up, crying without tears: "Can everyone be normal." ”

Xiao Budian followed the play under the stage, laughing so much that it was called a joy, holding his stomach and rolling on the ground,

Originally, I just wanted to beat it, but now I suddenly want to slaughter it and sacrifice to the sky.

In this kind of embarrassment in the world, isn't it uncomfortable for you to smile so happily with a little shameless person?

"Alas," I sighed faintly, looked up at the top of the cave with a sad expression, and assumed the appearance of a melancholy young man,

Suddenly I feel that our adventure this time has a dark future, isn't it waiting for death to be with this group of brainless people?

I picked up a stone and played with it, raised my hand and kept tapping the ground with the stone, muttering: "You shoot one, I'll shoot one, let's take a plane together"

Dad, they turned their faces when they heard my voice, and when they saw that I was making a mistake, they immediately changed to an expression of hatred for iron and steel.

A group of mortals, you know a fart, and you are embarrassed to hate iron and steel,,

"Bang" the stone hit the ground, making a dull sound, how is this sound a little strange,

"Get out of the way, I'll take a look." When the soldier heard this voice, his face changed, and he hurriedly ran to my side and grabbed the stone, squatted down and knocked on the ground to listen carefully,

This sound is different from the ordinary sound, it is much duller, a bit like the bottom is empty,,

I was thinking about it, when I heard a loud laugh from the GI: "It's empty down here, let's find a way." ”

Dad, they also walked over, studied carefully for a while, all of them were smiling, and found the way.

But here's empty, so let's go down

Seeing that we all had puzzled expressions, the soldier smiled disdainfully: "Aren't you just worried that you won't be able to go down, the explosives have been eaten by you." ”

Without saying a word, he turned around and walked towards the wooden boat, and took out a box of something similar to plasticine from his bag, which was explosives.

"Let's go to the side a little, this C4 explosive is a bit fierce, I'll put a little less, otherwise this hole will collapse."