All Chapters_Chapter 492, It's crazy
In fact, this is the one thing I am most worried about when I bring the big black dog back.
Cats and dogs are enemies, and they fight when they meet. What's more, it is really difficult to estimate what will happen to the two cats and dogs who are so proud of the group.
But now this situation is still a bit unexpected to me......
In terms of body type, these two are not of the same grade at all: the unicorn cat in the sumo weighs 40 pounds, and the big black dog weighed him once when he was shearing, even if he cut 10 pounds of hair, it was 160 pounds!
The weight difference is close to four times, which is no longer a heavyweight problem, but the feeling of a completely different plane creature, in my imagination, how could it be a big black dog chasing a unicorn cat running around, but now how is it the other way around?
The big black dog is no different from a wild bull when it charges, but fortunately, the students in class are not there now, otherwise they will not scare people to death.
The battle was so big that everyone came out of the room to watch the beast fight.
The big black dog ran up and stumbled, probably because he was used to drilling into the sewer before, and he was very weak to run in a wide place, and when he turned a corner, he could roll directly on the ground, which made everyone laugh.
And the unicorn cat doesn't care so much, following the big black dog's ass is a wild chase, although this guy can also roll on the ground with fat, but he can still run over the big black dog.
"Ye Jingyuan, what is the situation with this dog?" I looked at Ye Jingyuan curiously and asked.
"Part of the body is zombified, more often than not, it's a normal dog, and it forms a very good organic combination, I think maybe it's a new trend in biology." Ye Jingyuan said with a smile: "Its zombified part consumes a lot of energy, and this part of the energy is supplied by the digestive system, so his digestive system is particularly developed, so this forms a virtuous circle, but we have to feed it enough food every day." ”
"To put it simply, the corpse toadstool made it an authentic foodie?" I nodded and bowed my head: "How old do you think this guy is?" ”
"It is estimated that it should be over 30 years old, in short, it has exceeded the limit age of dogs, and there is still no trend of aging." Ye Jingyuan said with a smile.
"Is this some new life form?" I laughed.
"Zombies are a new form of life in their own right. It's not surprising that the corpse toadstool is just a kind of life, or am I a life or a zombie now? ”
"I think that's the new life! The perfect match between microbes and hosts! ”
Jingyuan, who had just settled down, also walked out.
Ye Jingyuan saw Jingyuan for the first time, and Jingyuan still had Cai Yiqin by her side.
Jingyuan is nothing, Cai Yiqin saw Ye Jingyuan and immediately scanned Ye Jingyuan up and down like a scan, and then immediately involuntarily blocked in front of Jingyuan.
Cai Yiqin, a girl, has been chasing Jingyuan since college, and now she has been with Jingyuan for I don't know how many years, and almost instinctively regards Jingyuan as her own place, and once she finds that there is a girl who is more beautiful than herself, she will immediately sound a red alarm in her heart.
Ye Jingyuan is undoubtedly the type she is absolutely guarded against.
Ye Jingyuan has lived all her life, so she naturally knows what is going on in this situation, but Jingyuan's appearance also aroused Ye Jingyuan's interest, and she walked slowly towards the two.
"Your name is Jingyuan, right? I heard that you are coming, my name is Ye Jingyuan, hello. Ye Jingyuan smiled and stretched out her hand towards Jingyuan.
Jing Yuan looked at Ye Jingyuan's white and tender hands, as if he had seen a ghost claw!
"I'm sorry, Jingyuan doesn't like to deal with girls." Cai Yiqin immediately stepped up to resist it, but Jingyuan took a step back.
"That's what happened...... Little sister, are you protecting food? Ye Jingyuan said with a smile.
"You...... How old are you? Are you 20 years old? Call me little sister? Cai Yiqin said angrily.
Ye Jingyuan is very thin and thin, and it is estimated that the face is 18 years old, Cai Yiqin is 24 years old, so she naturally can't understand that this girl younger than her actually calls her sister.
"Hehe, don't underestimate me...... I probably understand what is going on: if you believe me, I will help you straighten him, do you believe it? ”
"Straighten? You ......"
Ye Jingyuan smiled, ignored the two and walked away.
The two animals continued to gallop, but the big black dog was obviously impatient, and turned around to open its mouth to the unicorn cat and wanted to bite it!
And the unicorn cat happened to wave the huge unicorn claw, probably ready to give the other party a slap!
Then, the big paws of the unicorn cat were stuffed directly into the big dog's mouth!
The next thing is probably like this: the big black dog bites the big paw of the unicorn cat, can't spit it out and can't swallow it, so it can only shake it around, and the unicorn cat is carried by the big black dog and flies up and down in mid-air......
Ye Jingyuan laughed and went up to separate the two animals.
"How's Lin'er? This guy still has some strength, right? Ye Jingyuan took the unicorn cat in her arms and stroked it, then looked at the big black dog sitting next to her and stuck out her tongue, and also stroked the head of the big black dog.
"Did you get a name for this dog?" Ye Jingyuan looked at me and asked.
"Not yet, you can take one." I laughed.
"Kirin cat, Lin'er. Then you guys should also use the name of the divine beast...... The unicorn is one of the four divine beasts, and I think you can only be a dragon turtle in this size, and I will teach you a dragon turtle dog in the future, are you optimistic? ”
The big black dog nodded.
"Then the nickname is Turtle ......"
Everyone went crazy...... It's better to call it a turtle son!
Maybe in the future, this guy will use the name Dragon Turtle Dog to mix up in the Faculty of Humanities.
As for his food problem, we quickly solved it: in the future, the food group of the Faculty of Humanities will no longer be afraid that the things they make will not be sold......
After reading the matter of the two animals, I first introduced Jingyuan to Senior Sister Dai.
Senior Sister Dai came back after the Chinese New Year, and transferred all her files to the School of Humanities, becoming a teacher here.
Dai Mingzhu was originally a psychologist and a doctor of medicine, and he actually came here to study corpse toadstools, and he introduced Jingyuan to Senior Sister Dai so that the two could cooperate well.
Cai Yiqin was originally very wary of cooperating with a girl, but when she saw Senior Sister Dai's appearance, she was completely relieved: no matter from that point of view, Senior Sister Dai's slightly chubby body shape and round face will not be her opponent in terms of appearance.
However, Senior Sister Dai is a standard nymphomaniac.
Senior Sister Dai's sexual orientation is completely normal, and the only characteristic is probably that she doesn't like boys younger than herself, but Senior Sister Dai is 27 years old this year, and Jingyuan is 29 years old this year......
Seeing Jingyuan's appearance, Senior Sister Dai's eyes were straight!
"I wipe ...... What do you do? Kyoto Ishikawa? Japanese? That's great! I also know Japanese! I used to own a Japanese zombie as my own corpse! ”
Regarding Senior Sister Dai's appearance, Jingyuan is not cold: after all, Senior Sister Dai's appearance does not have much lethality for Jingyuan, and he has taken care of the performances of various girls who are as beautiful as flowers in front of him, and for Senior Sister Dai, Jingyuan is quite smooth to accept.
As a result, this three-person research group can be regarded as officially established, and with Yu Mo and Leng Shu, who are good at computer technology, the scientific and technological research and development capabilities of the Faculty of Humanities can be regarded as several steps.
At the same time, another person who knows everything well also joined the group, that is, Chu Xiling, who once went with us to Shihua Village for an expedition.
As an ancient Chinese translator, she has nothing to offer in terms of bacterial research, but for ancient documents and materials, as well as history and so on, Chu Xiling can provide very rich and detailed information, in addition, Chu Xiling is a person with high attainments in writing and translation and history, she can find a lot of words related to zombies in the vast ancient written records, and her ultimate ideal is to hope that one day she can make a chronicle of zombies: translate the history of zombie generation, development and so on!
Then, the group got to work on its own.
I really don't know what this group of paranoids + workaholics can do......
And I called Zhang Gui, Liu Yuwei, and Liu Yunchang together to investigate the situation in the girls' dormitory.
First of all, the first point is how to settle down in the No. 4 girls' dormitory.
Originally, I thought this matter should not be too serious, but when I got to the door of the No. 4 girls' dormitory, I realized that it seemed to be a bit serious......
Female dormitory No. 4 is one of the main dormitory buildings, a total of 4 floors, there are 32 rooms on each floor, 4 people live in each room, if the dormitory building is full, it can accommodate more than 500 people, and the 228th room on the 2nd floor is naturally the 28th room on the 2nd floor.
Walking to the door of the dormitory, the flower stands on both sides are densely packed with incense and fire candles, which look like at least hundreds! There are still many traces of burning paper money on the ground. A few cleaning aunts were scolding and cleaning at the same time. As we walked to the door, a very capable girl came out to greet us with a sad face.
"Excuse me, you're here to catch ghosts?"
The girl was quite tall, belonging to the northern girl holding the tall and strong type, and when she looked at us, she began to shout: "My name is Ha Limeng!" A senior in the Department of Economics and Management, the head of the No. 4 dormitory building! ”
I shook her hand, and He Limeng asked eagerly, "How long will it take for you to catch the ghost?" Our building is almost a haunted house! ”
"Wait a minute, tell me what is your situation now." I told him to calm down and tell me the situation first.
"What's the situation? Haunted! He Limeng said angrily.
As he was talking, the two girls walked to the door and saw that I had us and seemed to have something to say to Ha Limeng.
"Alright, alright! I'll send it to you at night! He Limeng said impatiently.
"What are they looking for you?" Zhang Gui asked curiously.
"Huh...... By the way, you can also contribute a little! He Limeng swept Zhang Gui up and down and said, "Do you know what our dormitory needs most recently?" ”
"What?" Zhang Gui was even more curious.
"I don't know what the dead girl said about hanging a man's panties at the door can keep ghosts out! If you have a boyfriend these days, you want to find a boyfriend! If you don't have a boyfriend, look for a familiar boy to ask! I really can't find it, go to the boys' dormitory and steal underwear! ”
“…… The world is crazy! ”