"Hello everyone, I'm Bell Songren, look what I've caught, a grasshopper! It's rich in protein! As long as the head and chrysanthemum are removed, the other parts can be eaten! Lao Song imitated Master Pei with a smile on his face, holding a small grasshopper he met this morning.

"Eat." The six of us looked at Lao Song with a smile on our faces, waiting for a miracle to happen.

I saw Lao Song throw the grasshopper aside, and said hypocritically: "We are Taoist people, don't kill!" ”

Bei Ye is also something you can learn? Bite off more than one can chew! That's a great god! A creature at the top of the food chain!

Early this morning, Lao Song seemed to be possessed by Bei Ye, jumping up and down in the jungle and shouting for us to see what the real wilderness survival is, so the above scene happened.

To say that the life in this jungle is really not human, when you sleep at night, there are more than one mosquito, have you ever seen a mosquito the size of a palm? I saw it last night! When I got up today, I saw Lao Song sitting in the tent counting the bitten bags, and there were not many, only more than thirty.

The deeper we walked into the jungle, the more uncomfortable we felt, and the smell in the air changed, turning into a smell like rotting meat, and we couldn't help but cover our noses and walk.

"What does this smell like?" Dad asked with a frown.

"Maybe it's the smell of rotting animal carcasses." Miko turned his face and replied.

I took out a cigarette from my bag, threw one to them, sat down against a tree, lit a cigarette and looked into the jungle in a daze, enjoying this moment of tranquility: "Rest for a while, it's all morning." ”

A few of us sat under the tree, smoking cigarettes and closing our eyes, just as we were about to rest for a while, when the cries of wild beasts came from the jungle.

"Hum hum." As soon as I heard it, I wondered, what is this?

"What's the matter, there's a pig in this woods?" Lao Song shouted in surprise, as soon as the words fell, several of us were stunned, and immediately stood up without saying a word, this is a wild boar!

As soon as we assumed a posture to meet the enemy, a wild boar emerged from the jungle behind us.

This wild boar is about the size of a calf, estimated to weigh three or four hundred catties, its eyes are staring at us fiercely, its mouth is constantly making a snorting sound, and its hooves are constantly rubbing on the ground, and it seems that it will rush over at any time.

When I saw this thing, my legs were almost weak, this thing is terrible! Look at the two fangs in the boar's mouth, I guess I'll have to fight Dota with Master Zu.

The saliva in the boar's mouth kept dripping from its mouth down its fangs to the ground, but it didn't attack for a long time, probably thinking about what we are, after all, it is sparsely populated here, and this pig may not have seen what a person looks like in his life.

"Second Senior Brother, please be merciful!" Old Song shouted to the wild boar in a trembling voice.

"Hum hum." The wild boar was indifferent and slowly approached us.

"Second Senior Brother! Don't you remember Gao Laozhuang a thousand years ago! Old Song shouted at the wild boar.

As soon as the grandson finished speaking, the wild boar rushed towards us without hesitation.

Seeing this, the GI loaded his rifle and fired at the boar.

"Sudden Sudden Sudden !!" The muzzle of the gun kept spitting, and the bullets hit the boar's body, and the boar did not react when it was shot, and after being hit by the bullet, it kept screaming.

"Old Song, your uncle! You scared the second senior brother! I took a few steps back and scolded at Old Song.

"Don't blame me, how do I know that as soon as I raise Lao Zhuang, it will be angry!" Lao Song looked at me innocently.

In the blink of an eye, the wild boar fell at our feet, and although it didn't hurt us, cold sweat was pouring down our heads.

"It's too dangerous here, let's arrange someone to keep vigil at night, otherwise it won't be so easy to solve this situation again." The soldier walked to the side of the boar carcass, squatted down and observed the wild boar: "The things here are different from the outside, the wild boar outside is generally about two hundred catties, this is less than five hundred catties, if I hadn't hit him around his eyes just now, this thing wouldn't have died, its skin is too thick." ”

Dad nodded: "Let's be careful, don't get separated, it's not easy here." ”

The fat man stepped forward and cut off the leg and loin of the wild boar, and put it in his backpack: "This thing is delicious, we can stop eating that damn compressed biscuit at night." ”

As soon as they heard that they could not eat the biscuits at night, the faces of the crowd were filled with happy smiles. Happiness came so suddenly!

After walking about ten kilometers into the jungle, it was getting dark, so we found a place to stay nearby, lit a bonfire, and began to prepare dinner.

"Fat brother! Leave it to me! I'll bake it! My original specialty was barbecue! People send nicknames the overlord of the snack street! Give it to me! Lao Song looked at the fat man excitedly, seeing that Lao Song said this, the fat man didn't say anything, smiled and gave the pork to Lao Song, when it first arrived at Lao Song, I rushed over with my father and snatched the pork back.

"You roast a piece of! Can you eat what you make? My dad and I yelled in unison.

"It turned out to be an accident, it was an accident!" Old Song sneered.

"Get out! Fatty, you do it, you roast. In the first half of the sentence, I scolded Lao Song with an angry face, and in the second half of the sentence, I looked at the fat man with a smile.

Can you eat what Lao Song makes? I'd rather eat compressed cookies!

In his sophomore year, the class organized a barbecue by the Huaxi River, divided into two tables, one for boys and one for girls.

"Do you know how to barbecue?" We looked at Lao Song with a puzzled expression.

"Nonsense, I'll give you a taste of my craft in a moment!" Lao Song proudly picked up the meat and put it on the grill, skillfully putting all kinds of seasonings. Let's take a look, yo! It's pretty professional! So he went to swim in the river with peace of mind and handed over the barbecue to Lao Song.

When we came back from swimming, Lao Song had already baked everything, and when he saw us coming back, Lao Song beckoned: "Come on!" Dear brethren, Try your Brother Song's craftsmanship! "Asked about the smell of barbecue in the air, our stomachs have begun to rumble, take the barbecue without thinking about it and put it in our mouths, just take the first bite, I feel that the barbecue in our mouths exudes a mysterious taste! A third of a second later, more than 20 of our cute male classmates threw up.

"Old Song! I'll grass your uncle! What's up here! We looked at Lao Song with an angry face.

"I didn't put much soy sauce as barbecue sauce just now, just two bottles!" Lao Song looked at us innocently.

Alas, this can't be blamed on anyone else, right? We didn't use violence against him, we didn't scold him, we just carried him towards the river, ready to throw him down to the river to sacrifice to the water ghosts.

Smelling the fragrance of the fat man's barbecue, the gluttonous insect was also seduced out, and he turned his face to look at Lao Song, this grandson was looking at us with a resentful face.

Eating barbecue in my mouth, I suddenly feel that now is the happiest time in these days! Compressed biscuits, bye-bye!