002 Collapse, motherhood, undisciplined, cheating daddy's world
The other nine demon kings left one after another, leaving only Wells and Lei Zhe in the conference room.
"Tell me about the world, I don't know anything yet." Accepting the reality, Lei Zhe showed the strength of a senior otaku, since it was useless to think about it no matter how much he didn't go back, fortunately he didn't have anything to worry about in the previous world, what world was he different in as an orphan?
The only regret is that the MV that made half of it, but I made a bet with several little devils that the MV of the Chinese people's works is no worse than them, but unfortunately it seems that I am going to lose.
Wells didn't know what Lei Zhe was thinking, a remote control appeared in his hand, pressed it, and then an LCD TV with at least fifty inches appeared in front of Lei Zhe.
"I said, you guys have advanced technology here, TV everything? Do you have internet and computers? If it weren't for the pair of black birdman wings behind Wells, Lei Zhe would definitely think that this was the home of some otaku rich second generation.
"The computer is in my bedroom, and the network is still fiber-optic, don't you want to understand the world? Just look at the ccav. ”
"C..."Lei Zhe was completely speechless, he really wanted to pull Wells's wings off, and then ask him if any enemy deliberately came to him to fix himself, this your sister's ccav is out?!
"Audience friends in front of the TV, good evening, welcome to tonight's mainland news program, I am the host called the beast." A green-skinned, suit-clad orc said in the picture, his deep and deep voice is very attractive, but this appearance is so sorry for the audience, and this nonsense name, you really didn't cross over from the earth like me?
"Start with a text message."
It is rumored that the 11th Demon King has appeared in the Demon Tower.
It is rumored that this demon king was summoned by the forbidden axis, and he is the ultimate demon king who has destroyed several eras.
It is rumored that he will become the first demon king of the Tower of Babel, guarding the tower.
It is rumored that as long as you defeat him, you can meet the great Father God and become the king of the divine realm under the coronation of the Father God himself!
Hearsay...
Ignoring the rumors that the host of the beast continued on TV, Lei Zhe's expression was very exciting, he looked at Wells, who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and his face was full of confusion: "These rumored demon kings are me?" ”
"I think so." Wells nodded honestly and suppressed all his smiles.
“… It's your sister! How do you do this secrecy? I've only been in this world for a maximum of an hour, but now I know about this beast, you can't deliberately open the black to fix me, right? For this group of demon kings, or the typical rich second generation, Lei Zhe was completely speechless.
"This, we can't be blamed for this, the magic generated by the scroll is not to mention the human world, even the god world must have sensed it, so your arrival is not a secret, as long as anyone on the continent has a little strength, they can feel the surging magic power..."Wells explained carefully on the side, he really didn't expect that the magic generated by using the forbidden axis would be so huge, and it could affect two different interfaces.
"As soon as I came to this world, I was targeted by everyone, what kind of demon is this! Then again, how many little brothers do I have as a demon king? If there are many younger brothers, they are not afraid of them. ”
"This, well, this..."Wells's red eyes flickered, this and that for a long time, but he didn't say the answer.
Seeing his appearance, Lei Zhe already understood: "I know what you mean, I don't have a little brother, do I?" ”
"Yes, yes!" Wells looked at the calm Lei Zhe and immediately nodded, his face full of sycophancy.
"To your sister!!" Lei Zhe grabbed Wells's black wings and pulled them to both sides, his expression was completely distorted: "Forget it about calling me to this world, forget it about letting me see this magical girl who is a cheater, forget about making me the enemy of the whole world, and now you tell me that my buddy is a person who doesn't even have a little brother, how can you tell me to single-handedly fight the whole world!" This isn't an RPG, this isn't a lawn mower, a buddy isn't driving a kiki with a strong attack on freedom, and it's not a golden flash with a deviant sword! You tell me how to face the world, how to face it! I can't afford to hurt, I can't afford to hurt!! ”
"It hurts, it hurts, Lei Zhe, you light, it's going to break, it's going to break!!" Wells's cry was mixed with pleasure in pain, and the mixed sound caused the two monsters standing guard outside the door to meet each other and shiver.
Lord Wells actually... Actually...
Lei Zhe sat on the ground panting, Wells was lying on the side in a ball, his T-shirt was torn everywhere, he wrapped his whole body with his wings and sobbed quietly, and his face was full of red tide.
"Cry your sister, buddy didn't rape you." Lei Zhe also felt that he had gone too far, but he was still a dead duck with a hard mouth and refused to apologize.
"I can't get married," Wells whispered, then wiped his tears and stood up, and said to Lei Zhe, "I'll go change my clothes." ”
"Oh." Lei Zhe responded.
Ten minutes later, Wells, who was fully dressed, returned to the conference room, the ridiculous T-shirt on his body had been replaced, he sat down on the chair in front of Lei Zhe and said, "Don't worry, everything will be fine." ”
"How can I not worry, but I was thrown to the first layer by you, and I listen to your meaning, there will be adventurers coming to challenge me every day, right? How can I fight them without strength and without my little brother? Aren't you playing with me? Now Lei Zhe doesn't even have the strength to be angry, he feels that his money is dark.
"Audience friends, the Holy Dragon Knights of the Dragon Country broke the news of the collective divorce again, as an elf clan, I have to sigh, although the Holy Dragon Knights of the Dragon Country are powerful, but there is really a problem with the style of life, just like a certain powerful Holy Dragon Knight said: Ride a dragon during the day, and be ridden by a dragon at night..."
"What is this?" When Lei Zhe heard the last sentence, he raised his head and asked, this 'riding a dragon during the day and being ridden by a dragon at night' has a lot of connotation.
"That's a bit of a bad thing in the Western Dragon Country, the Dragon Country is one of the continental powers, and the ultimate force is the Holy Dragon Knights, the Holy Dragon is a very powerful creature, they survive by sucking the magic power on the master's body, and they can enhance their combat effectiveness by restoring the dragon body, but the weird thing is that the Holy Dragon with the male surname Knight is always a female surname, and the Holy Dragon with the female surname Knight is always a male surname, and the Holy Dragons are all handsome men and beautiful women, so it is said that the days are long, and the situation of getting along day and night, well, you know..."
"Love is really great." Lei Zhe sighed.
"How?"
"Race, surname, age, and all other factors can't stop love from moving forward, but then again, how can you become a holy dragon knight? What do you think I'm doing this way, I'm asking with a critical surname...! ”
“……”
"Audience friends, the largest parade and riot in the history of the country of the dead has entered its third day. The Windranger and his loyal followers have left the Land of the Dead and infiltrated the Dark Forest, where their whereabouts are unknown...! ”
Before the human journalist sister could finish speaking, the microphone was snatched away by an undead, who then yelled at the camera: "We are the Forsaken!" We are the Forsaken! We ask for an increase in the salary, and we ask for two days off a week!! ”
"Poof..."Lei Zhe squirted out the water from his mouth, he wiped his mouth, and stared at the undead on the TV who was screaming "We are the Forsaken", his face full of nonsense.
What world have you crossed over, World of Warcraft? Azeroth? No, Azeroth doesn't have such a thing as Babel!
The picture in the TV changed again, and the inside became a silver world.
The cold wind is howling and the snow is falling.
The camera lens zoomed in, and then Lei Zhe saw a figure standing by the side of a mountain cliff.
Blue-gray armor, long snow-white vertical hair, and holding the extremely familiar artifact 'Frost Sorrow' in his hand, at this time, this **oss, who was supposed to be a villain, was pointing at the sky with his sword and posing.
"Isn't she cold? Also, she's wearing a swimsuit?! Or a school swimsuit?! What kind of world is your sister!! ”
As Lei Zhe said, this figure standing in the blizzard, slender shoulders draped with heavy shoulder armor, but the body was wearing a black school swimsuit, black stockings wrapped around slender legs, a pair of dog ears that can turn everyone over are shaking in the cold wind, and the big fluffy tail is shaking excitedly.
I saw Lori's version of the Lich King insert the Frost Sorrow into the ice, and a huge frost dragon broke through the ice, standing behind her and roaring at the undead below, and then countless undead roared like dragons at the shadows on the cliff.
Although it was a Lori, Lei Zhe still sensed the other party's powerful overlord aura through the TV.
"That's Arsayne, the master of the land of the dead, the Lich Queen, and one of the two major singers in the mainland, today should be the 'Lich Queen Thanksgiving Concert', ah, I really want to see it live." Wells said to himself, he didn't know how hard his words would hit Lei Zhe beside him.
"Lich Queen, concert, singer..."Lei Zhe looked at the Lich Ji Arsain who was singing Hatsune-chan's famous song 'Her Royal Highness the World's First Princess' in the wind with dull eyes, looking at the undead below, humans, elves, orcs, looking at the frost dragon whose eyes glowed as a spotlight, watching...
Lei Zhe suddenly recalls the opening CG of Wow Wrath of the Lich King, and then the memories are cracked like glass, and they get bigger and bigger, and finally fall apart...
"Give me back my Lich King, give me back my innocence, give me back my memories! What the hell are your cute ears and tail? What kind of world is this!! ”
Zaft, the new war puppet of the Northern Empire, Zagu, has shone in the monster crusade, and 'For the Blue Pure Continent' Zaft has decided to equip the entire army with Zagu, claiming that there are more powerful war puppets in development, and it will not be a dream to break through the Tower of Babel at that time!
In the Southern Elf Kingdom, a lily love that has lasted for tens of thousands of years continues to be staged.
Because of the relationship of the forbidden axis, the elven woman Druid Malfario. Fury Wind awakens from her Emerald dreams, and she will continue to fight with the elven priestess Tyrande. The longest-running lily love of the wind whisper...
At the end of the volcano, the Brick family claims that the sleeping shadow has awakened, and the world will be plunged into darkness again.
Elven felony Elidan. Fury Wind has escaped from the elven dungeon and is now roaming the continent. Shadow Song is on full pursuit, if you have Elidan. The clues of the angry wind, please inform this station, there will be a heavy thanks.
The Goblin Country found an ancient weapon while excavating a certain ruin, and the Goblin Country is currently in full swing to crack it, according to the official goblin spokesman, 'This will be a world-changing discovery, and we will name it Black Technology!' Let's wait and see.
Mr. Hodman, President of Heavy Rain, said: "I believe that this game called WOM will become a milestone in the game industry, an insurmountable peak, and we are inspired to develop the company into a leader and a leading enterprise in the game industry!" ”
When the news program of this cheating father ended, Lei Zhe burst into tears, tears fell to the ground, Wells asked him what was wrong, Lei Zhe wiped his tears, and then his face was full of tangled pain: "To what extent does this world have to collapse to be satisfied?!" ”