When I withdrew from the world and found that the plums had already set up their positions, I was left as a prisoner, and this was the situation at that time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

There was a table in the middle of the room, three chairs on one side against the wall, and a small bench a meter away, which seemed to be reserved for me. "Presiding Judge" Reporter Li, "Juror" Tie Bushan, "Public Prosecutor" Qian Xueliang; The "defendant" Wang Zhong was prosecuted for fraud.

Syllable! A slap of the soapbox, oh wrong, it should be "shocking", the presiding judge Li reporter spoke

"Prisoner Wang Zhong, are you guilty?" (Wow, how is it a typical modern team of ancient procedures, ancient and modern joint review!) ）

"The villain doesn't know what crime he has committed, and he still asks the adult to make it clear?"

"Bold Wang Zhong, dare to pretend to be confused in front of Lord Li. Come on, pull me out and hit the 50 boards hard! Qian Xueliang, the prosecutor on the side, was furious, and the iron cloth shirt pulled Liangzi's sleeve and whispered: "Wrong, you told my lines." ”

"Ah, sorry, do it again."

Bang Bang!! Quiet and quiet, we must maintain the majesty of the court, (the ancient is not good, it will come to the present)

"Defendant Wang Zhong, prosecutor Qian Xueliang sued you for concealing your identity and defrauding the feelings of the three brothers, is it true?"

"The younger brother pleaded guilty and was willing to be punished by national law."

"Earlier," Li Zi withdrew the props, "then Brother Soul Eater, shouldn't we talk about the specific issue of compensation for mental damages?" "It turns out that the drunkard doesn't mean to drink.

"Okay, you are a knife and I am a fish, you can say whatever you want." People have to bow their heads under the eaves.

"Oh also, victory!" The three of them had already begun to celebrate, and finally signed a series of "unequal treaties that humiliated the country" under their coercion and inducement, which calmed their three excited hearts.

Just when I thought it was all over, Li Zi gave me a fatal blow with his keen insight as a journalist.

"Ah Zhong, let's be honest, is Feng Xue the goddess of the phoenix - Xue, is the little witch Lu Xiaoxue, quick, don't turn your eyes, you know that you want to be sloppy as soon as you turn around!"

"That's right, Li Zi, don't you say that I forgot about it, I said, I promised so happily just now, it turned out to be purposeful, let's be honest, our party's consistent policy is to confess leniently, and resist strictly."

"What Liangzi said is right, if you dare to hide anything, my brother won't be able to help you then." The fan on the side looks like you're dead.

"Ahem, you guessed it right, and I'm the mysterious 'rat man' on the day of school." It's better to talk about things that can't be avoided as soon as possible.

I really said it, the three guys were stupid, and they looked at me like they were looking at a five-legged panda in a zoo, (Plum: The male panda in the zoo is five-legged, nothing surprising.) Little Stone 00: Ready~, put! Audience: Eggs, rotten eggplant, rotten apples; In the end, the plum fell forever under the attack of a rotten watermelon. In the end, it was Li Zi who reacted first,

"Boss, you are really my idol, I decided, from now on the little brother will follow you, my motto is - listen to the boss and follow the boss, the boss is two 'whatever' (all the boss's words are always right, everything the boss let do must be done)", and then changed to a crying tone, "Big brother, woo, pull the brothers, let the sisters-in-law find a companion for the brothers, you also know the pain of being alone every night, pity me for a person as big as me is still a virgin." "A handful of snot and tears wiped on me, dizzy, my new clothes.

"Boss, what Li Zi said is right, the brothers' requirements are not high, as long as there are two noses and two eyes, we will hand over the rest of our lives to the eldest brother." Liangzi also pounced, this pair of difficult brothers is really a mold, and if they have time, they are advised to do a DNA test, maybe they are long-lost brothers.

"You won't have to come to this set of fans", looking at the fan that was eager to try, I was afraid.

"Haha, just look for a girlfriend, I didn't expect the boss to be a master of ancient martial arts, but the younger brother is blindsided, and I have to guide my brother a few tricks in the future."

"Oh? How so? Seeing that I didn't deny it, there was a rare excitement on the fan's face.

"Listening to others talk about your performance on the basketball court, if it's true, how can ordinary people do it, although I can't see your depth, but if you can win the favor of two beautiful women, how can you be an ordinary person."

"Haha, I'll also write about family heirlooms, nothing special, but our school is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and there are all kinds of masters."

"For example?" Fan didn't expect that there would be many martial artists in the academy.

"Brother Li Dongtie in the Akari, the president of the student union in the secret, Xingjun, the Karate Club Oda Kako, and even our homeroom teacher are. Fan, I think you learned foreign kung fu, but unfortunately I can't feel the flow of qi. ”

"Hey, our family was originally a tributary of Shandong Tiebu Shirt, but unfortunately the most important part of today's 'qi' has been lost, and the rest is external kung fu, my father pinned his hopes on me, hoping that I could complete it, my external kung fu has reached the 5th layer, and it has entered the bottleneck period, and it is difficult to save it", sighed after speaking.

Outside kung fu, grandpa seems to have a few copies, and when I have time to go back and see, I have never paid attention to this kind of kung fu that damages the skin.

You can talk to each other when you have time, but you have to keep everything you just talked about secret, otherwise we won't have a good life in the future.

"Boss, these secrets are kept for a while, but they can't be kept for a lifetime, if you stand out like this, sooner or later you will enjoy the treatment of a 'celebrity'." Liangzi's words also make sense, my mentality is not good, but if I can take off one day at a time, I can be low-key if I can be low-key.

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Today I said that I was going to introduce Xue'er and the baby to them, and these three guys surrounded me after class, dizzy, will I be able to run away.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the door of the classroom, dizzy, Xue'er and the baby actually found the door.

"Beautiful young lady, is there anything I can help?" One guy has already started to take the initiative to attack.

"Miss, what does he know, what does he ask me, I'm 'Bao Inquire'." A boy with a full face rushed over

It's not good to go on like this, I pushed through the crowd, one in one hand, pulled them and ran, the three "tails" followed, and it took a long time to get rid of this group of perverts.

"Sister-in-law. The younger brother, reporter Li, surnamed Li, a famous reporter, is the boss's best friend, please take care of your sister-in-law in the future. As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to take advantage of Cher and the baby.

"Hehe, what an interesting name," it was really a smile, and the soul of the plum immediately flew away, "However, if you want to take advantage of us, you have to ask your boss" Baby is a hit the nail on the head.

As soon as Li Zi saw that he didn't have a chance, he gaged over.

"Xiaosheng Qian Xueliang, a gentle scholar, I have seen two fairy sisters." Say it and make a gesture.

"My name is Iron Cloth Shirt, and I like fists and kicks." Although Fan was also shocked by their beauty, he was not confused, his goal was to pass on kung fu to his family, and he would not consider the issue of inheritance for the time being.

"Husband, your roommates are very interesting. Listen to our family Ah Zhong said that you want us to introduce a few other halves? "Baby has always been interested in these kinds of things.

"What? Husband? You've all pulled to this extent? Li Zi looked at me in surprise, I should have been really impressed after three days.

This sentence embarrassed Cher and the baby, the girl is thin-skinned after all.

Cher quipped, "Do you want to be pretty, intelligent, or temperamental?" ”

Xue'er's question is very to the point, if you like beauty, they will say that you value appearance, if you are wise, the ancients didn't often say that a woman is virtuous if she is not talented, as for temperament, it has become a synonym for 'ugly girl'.

Based on every man's long-standing experience, this phrase is actually about the importance of beauty. Of course, in the past, the teacher always said that women will undoubtedly regard elegance as the second in terms of beauty, temperament and wisdom, and wisdom will always be the first.

It is really impossible to know what scientific statistical method was used by Mr. at that time to arrive at this answer, because the reality is that if the beautiful third child is assumed, then all the boys must be calculated and selected according to the countdown method when choosing the standard of girls.

In short, from the education of blood and tears, we know that the same proportion of temperament + the same capacity of wisdom ≤ the same area of beauty.

(Xiaoshi: In fact, in today's society, when looking for love, you might as well chase beautiful women, but when you get married, it is better to find a good-looking figure.) Beauty, how many have been tempted by money, vanity, and handsome guys? Don't say you're the most handsome in the world. Hey, maybe my point of view is too pessimistic, I hope everyone is in love and career!! )

"Sister-in-law, our requirements are very lenient, as long as you are generally beautiful, as for wisdom and temperament, what are we worried about being with you, you see if it is like a few under the tree over there, we would rather die than give in." After speaking, he pointed to a few "dinosaurs" that were "foraging" in the tree lower.

Giggles, Ah Zhong, your little brother is much more humorous than you.

Suddenly, Plum and Ryoko floated like balloons full of air.

Unfortunately, our laughter caused the displeasure of several monsters on the other side

"Man...... What a stupid and cheap animal. What are we not as good as those two girls? ”

"That's it, but it's pretty; Be gentle; A little better figure, a little more dressed up, a little richer. What's the big deal about that? Give them a little face, they are like dogs, and they can't see the beautiful girls around them at all! ”

Alas! Hearing this, I can only sigh, how can prehistoric dinosaurs understand the romance of modern men?

A handsome guy passing by happened to experience this scene, looked at Cher and the baby, and then looked at a few self-styled "beautiful girls around me",

"Cough, cough", he couldn't stand it and had to use a cough to interrupt these girls with potential, "I'm sorry, please borrow it, I'm going to vomit." ”

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"No, let's change places, if we listen to these vulgar fans again, we will definitely go crazy." Plum was the first to stand up.

Unanimous agreement!

"Brother Zhong, what club have you joined, report to us quickly." Baby asked as she walked.

I was just about to speak, but the plums on the side were already shaken and revealed

"The Boss has joined, the Second World Research Society and the Karate Society."

"Oh? And the game club? Cher was also curious.

"That is, after my investigation during this period of time, the popularity of the World Research Society is still skyrocketing, and it seems that the people who play this game also account for the majority in our academy." He added, "The most popular clubs are the most popular art clubs, the Second World Institute, the Karate Club, the Literature Club, and the traditional basketball clubs, football clubs, and tennis clubs. ”

"Sister-in-law, if you create a club, there will definitely be more people than them, haha." Ryoko quipped.

I agree with that. Cher, baby, the two of you who are going to start a club must have broken the door. ”

"Oh? Brother Zhong, are you in favor of us being in the limelight? "The baby on the side wanted to embarrass me.

Xue'er said calmly: "We don't need others to prove it, and we don't need others to care, because it only exists for one person." ”

"Husband, I'm teasing you, don't be angry." Baby tugging at my sleeve with a pitiful look, this little elf.

"Boss, I'm jealous of you!"

Hands in favor!

Raise your feet in favor!

"Oh, Brother Zhong, do you still like karate? It's so powerful."

"Sister-in-law, I want to report it, it's not the boss who wants to join, but the president of the karate club, Kako Oda, deadlifting." also aggravated the deadlift word, as if there was some ulterior secret in it. “

"Lizi, you stinky guy, isn't it for you?" Hurriedly reported the matter to the two wives clearly.

"Oh, so Brother Zhong is favored by beautiful women, it's great!"

Dizzy, I really don't know what the baby thinks, Xue'er smiled slightly and didn't say anything, confident women are just different.

Why are they talking about me, "What kind of club have the two wives added, should they show me something?" ”

"We haven't added anything yet, and we haven't waited for you to finish it first, who has no conscience." The baby's coquettish appearance is really unbearable, and the audience who is not on the side can no longer hold it.

"Brother Zhong, we plan to join the art club, and we don't want to do anything else for the time being."

Of course I'm fine. When we arrived at the door, we realized that it was a mistake to come now, and there were almost a lot of people, all of whom wanted to join the club. Our arrival naturally caused a lot of discussion, but they probably thought of us as followers, and didn't make much of a fuss.

At this time, a long-looking and beautiful senior sister came out and said, "Sorry students, due to too many people, we only recruit female members today, please male students are notified to come to register." ”

Now there is a commotion, "We want human rights"

"Equality between men and women"

"Anti-discrimination !!"

......, all the slogans of the previous Women's Liberation Movement were used, but the gender was changed. It's a pity that the protest was ineffective and brutally suppressed, and the people from the school discipline committee were waiting nearby.

After a while, there were only female classmates and a few male compatriots who accompanied their girlfriends, and Li Zi They didn't bother our three-person world, and went back to practice, thinking of our gap These guys are very unconvinced, what do I say I rely on luck, hum, I have always thought that luck is also part of strength.

The registration work is carried out step by step, after all, girls are more orderly than boys, but I saw an unexpected character in it, Zhuge Qing'er, this kind of "cold" and cool woman will also like this kind of emotionally rich club activities?? After the registration ended, the re-examination list came out, and as the "entourage" of the two candidates, I was specially allowed to enter, although I was used to seeing the beauty of Xue'er and Baobao, Chen Sulan's demure still surprised me, but it was purely appreciation, and there was no other meaning. (Little Stone 00: No one said you had anything, don't you have three hundred taels of silver here?) Wang Zhong: If you don't speak, you'll suffocate to death, be careful that I hit the glass of your house with a stone. Small Stone 00:...... ）

On the 16th, Feng Xue, please perform a show casually. Xue'er asked for a piano and sang a song she had written, called "Star Love", Xue'er can also write songs?

Cher sings with a different kind of focus, her focus is me, and despite all the people in the hall, I know it's only me in her eyes!

This singing is amazing, the audience was stunned, the sound seems to be not through the ears, directly penetrated into the skin, so that every pore of you are dancing and cheering, after the song, the hall is quiet, or I applaud first, followed by everyone to react, my baby Xue'er actually has such a trick, let her find an ideal place to sing to me in the future (the best in bed).

"Wow, that's amazing, it's a strong contender for this year's flowers."

"Yes, compared with Mingyue's singing, if you are training, you will be a new generation of empress with other people's appearance and family background."

"10 points", 10 points, 10 points, 10 points, of course, Cher passed with a full score. Today's exam was really exciting; The top ten candidates for Plum are all here, except for the freshmen, they are all judges, and our homeroom sister is also the instructor.

The folk dance performed by the baby, the naughty baby has really become a beautiful and innocent elf, and at a glance, you can tell that there is a deep dance foundation, hehe, the flexibility of the body is really good, hahaha. (Little Stone 00: Why are you smiling so badly, did you think about it??? Wang Zhong: It's illegal to laugh, I didn't say anything. Baby is also a perfect pass.

Zhuge Qing'er is also a dance, but it is a very strange dance step, which obviously contains traces of light work, of course, laymen can't see it, giving people a very light feeling, at this time she is not as "refrigerator" as usual.

Chery, who ranked eighth on the plum beauty list, performed a pop dance, accompanied by a cheerful rhythm, as well as the rhythm of the plump breasts, the only few male viewers present were feasting their eyes, hehe, it's a pity that Li Zi and Liangzi didn't come.

The top ten beauties gather in the art club, and there are other beauties of various levels, it's simply a beauty club, just because the popularity of their art club is definitely the first in the college, and even all of them are famous, not to mention the super idol Mingyue joining, but when will she go to class? Being a celebrity is not a good thing, and there is no personal privacy and freedom at all.

Cher and the baby are down, and their beautiful president is also here, and the baby can't wait to introduce me.

"Brother Zhong, this is our president Chen Sulan, a big beauty."

"This is our boyfriend Wang Zhong." When I heard that I was the boyfriend of Baby and Cher, Chen Da Beauty's eyes showed a look of surprise, I never thought that I would be the boyfriend of the two big beauties, although I am indeed good-looking, but it is not to the point of being handsome and bringing disaster to the country and the people, and how to look at it is an ordinary person, the look of surprise flashed, and immediately changed to a sweet smile,

"Nice to meet you, are you interested in coming to our club?"

"Is this an invitation, I don't know when to arrange the little brother's exam?"

"If you're interested, come and accompany your girlfriend.,As for the exam.,As for the exam.,As the president, I still have the right to call an individual.。

"Thank you, President." Then there were some unnutritious words, but Xue'er and the others had a good chat.

Chen Sulan knows very well in her heart, she is not afraid that you will not take the bait, how can the man who can make Feng Xue, the princess of the Feng Group, and Lu Xiaoxue, the granddaughter of General Lu, fall in love with an ordinary person, as long as you are by my side, I will dig up your bottom with my strength, hum.

I'm still glad in my heart.,I'm still thinking about how to stimulate the plum when I go back.,If I knew the abacus in the heart of our beautiful president, I don't know what the expression would be.。 Silly, I didn't know that some people had started to pay attention to me.

"Cher, baby, see you in our world back today, we are organizing a large-scale guild event."

"Okay, I just like to be lively."

"Well, it's been a long time since we've been up to play."

Back in the dormitory, the three brothers were struggling, and they simply ate something to play online.

"Xiaomao, are you there?"

"Boss, then it's going to take you so long to start school, I'm so busy, you have to give me overtime pay."

"Dizzy, you rich man asked me for a salary. Okay, let's go and gather the brothers of the guild online, and we will go out collectively in half an hour to sweep away the rocky mountain, which can be regarded as our first guild action. ”

"Okay, I have income again."

Taking advantage of this free time, I called Li Zi and them over, of course, now that they have all joined my guild, the "shady curtain" of the fan has also become the branch of our Demon Palace in Nuwa City, I will send more people over, and the expansion must be done step by step, and it will not be achieved quickly.

"Boss, it's not okay if there are too many people, I think the number of people should be limited to 2,000, and others will participate in the next event." Xiao Mao ran in panting. Plums, they've already known each other.

The mood sisters are not online, and I originally wanted to introduce them to a few guys to see if they had a chance, but unfortunately they were not blessed.

Our group of more than 2,000 people marched towards the rocky mountain, it was really spectacular, and I really had a feeling that the world was under my feet at this time, and I was arrogant! No wonder so many people will do whatever it takes to get right.

A large group of us are so scared that the monsters around us are so smart that they are hiding far away, (Monster A: We rely on more to win less, and now there are N times more human beings than us, bastard, I'm going to strike, protesting...... ）

After a while, everyone arrived at the foot of the rocky mountain, and we were divided into 4 groups, except for about 800 people who attacked from the east, about 400 people from each of the other three directions, to completely surround the robbers' cottage and fight a war of annihilation!

There are 10 minutes left before the general attack time, waiting for .......

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This book was first published on the starting point Chinese network, the author skeleton elf, please indicate!