Chapter 2: The Most Embarrassing Confession in History
It was almost dusk when I came out of the old man's stationery store.
"Didi ......"
A crisp celestial message sounded.
Wang Lei turned on the Tianxun video screen, "What's the matter, Master Wu, what's the important thing to play?" ”
Wu Fan on the screen was a little impatient, "Gotta gotcha, don't tease me." Hurry up, boss, eight hundred miles urgent, one hundred thousand, one hundred thousand, if you want your brother to be alive tomorrow, hurry to the downtown square, meet under the goddess of Alina's victory, let's talk about it. ”
The reason why Wu Fan called Wang Lei the boss was not because he had the ability to go to heaven and earth, but because he had to copy Wang Lei's homework book every day. As for the homework, it is too easy for Wang, no matter how difficult the problem is, he can solve it easily. But it's strange to say, he usually knows everything, but when it comes to the exam, he can't do it well, and he just passes every time.
Wang Lei took the maglev train to the central square non-stop, he didn't want his stupid brother to find any short-sightedness. After all, today's college entrance examination, if you don't take the exam, it will definitely affect your mood, and if you don't do it well, you dare to look for a short view. But Wang Lei will not, because not all people have the same optimism as he does.
When he arrived at the venue, Wu Fan was leaning on the slender legs of the statue of the goddess of victory and drinking canned beer, and there were six finished beer cans scattered on the table.
"Hey Fanfan, what's wrong? You drink and drink, but don't defile our goddess of victory, Elena, get up! ”
Elena is the liberator of the city of Rad, who led a group of troops in a bloody battle 200 years ago to liberate the city in the thick black smoke of gunpowder.
This goddess is said to be the patron saint of Ladd and possesses magical powers.
"Boss, you're here, haha." Wu Fan threw down the beer in his hand and went up with a bear hug.
Seeing this, classmate Liu quickly turned sideways, "If you have a fart, let it go, don't embarrass me here." ”
"Boss, this time it's miserable, I failed the college entrance examination, the IQ value just broke sixty, what do you say about this. I also plan to score a little higher, just like my goddess Liu Xiaolu confessed, but Xiaolu's gene value is ninety-two, and she killed me in an instant, how can I still have a face to confess! ”
Wu Fan said with a sad face.
Liu Xiaolu is such a person, that is a big man at the school flower level, synonymous with beauty and wisdom.
For this kind of person who wants to eat swan meat, Wang Lei directly ignored it, "Oh yes, our little brother Zhao Yijian, this is all graduated, and our three musketeers should get together." ”
"Boss, he'll be there in a moment, and the goddess will be there in a while." Wu Fanse smiled and took out a letter from his pocket, "Boss, you will transfer this love letter to Xiaolu for me in a while, Da En is not thankful, the second half of my brother's life will depend on you, I will listen to you for everything after the matter is completed, I will never go west if you tell me to go east, I will also consider going up the knife mountain and going down the sea of fire." ”
"Feelings, you used me as cannon fodder!" Wang Lei didn't have a good airway.
"Boss, you can only understand the unspeakable. The goddess is also going to arrive in a while, tsk, it's exciting to think about it. ”
After Wang Lei took the love letter, she suddenly had an urge to eliminate harm for the people, "Just this time, don't take it as an example!" ”
Fan nodded excitedly like a woodpecker.
Half an hour later, the Three Musketeers met.
"Brother Lei, it's not good, your news has been made public in the whole school, and there are photos of you on the high-definition screen outside the school, and the red caption reads...... Gene 28, setting the "highest" record on the earth! ”
Zhao Yijian's voice was very careful, for fear that the universe would explode after Wang Lei's boss was unhappy, because this was not a glorious thing.
"Boss, but I don't think your gene number is like this, there must be all kinds of tricks in this, so you don't have to take it to heart, boss." Yijian scratched his head and said quietly.
Wang Lei patted Yijian's shoulder, "It's okay, I won't take it to heart, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, what's wrong with twenty-eight, I don't live well at twenty-eight." ”
Then the three brothers began to have fun.
"By the way, third brother, how many genes do you have?" Wang Lei said with concern.
Yijian touched his head, looked at Wang Lei, and said resignedly, "Ninety-six, I was detected as an X ability, as for what kind of superpower I don't know, I heard that the principal said that my ability is still in the sleeping stage." But tomorrow I have to leave, go to Bandung Aerospace University for further study, this is all arranged by the school, not long ago the principal of there called me and said that I want to be admitted exceptionally. ”
"What!" Wang Lei and Wu Fan looked at each other. Ninety-six is simply a genius-level person, with an A-level genetic assessment, and he is also an X-level person! The X ability is at most only one out of every 100,000 people, or not even at all, which is a rarity. This particular ability always brings unexpected surprises, and how rare it is to have a special ability in this day and age.
Bandung Aerospace University is the No. 1 university on earth, the cradle of excellent fighter pilots, the cradle of generals and even marshals in the military circles. The top three universities in the world are Bandung University of Aeronautics and Astronautics, Xinyu University of Science and Technology, and Langyue Military University of Science and Technology. These three universities also have a certain influence in the solar system, and the Federation of the Solar System will allocate funds to train talents in these universities every year.
"Boss, remember our promise?" Yijian said suddenly.
"Of course!" Wang Lei said without thinking, "I remember that you dreamed of becoming a great scientist, Wu Fan wanted to be the richest man in the solar system, and I wanted to be the best fighter pilot, I won't forget, I must not have forgotten, and I won't forget!" ”
"Yijian, you are such an excellent person, as the second brother, I have to find a good wife for you, absolutely beautiful and sexy, charming and charming." Wu Fan said in a slightly mocking tone.
Yijian is a big five and three coarse, honest and honest, don't talk about his wife, he usually doesn't dare to say a word to the girl, he blushes when he speaks, and he doesn't even dare to look at the girl. If you want to find a daughter-in-law, I'm sorry, our Yijian brothers want to live a few more years.
"Second brother, if you are talking nonsense, be careful that I will beat you!" Yijian is very welcome.
Boss Wang Lei couldn't help laughing. Wu Fan on the side hurriedly waved his hand, "The third brother misunderstood, so it's easy to speak." "He's not Yijian's opponent, and he feels a chill just thinking about his big-waisted body.
"Which of you is looking for me, I heard my sister say that it is a person named Wu Fan, saying that there is something important to discuss? Since I graduated, I will fulfill anyone's request, who are the three of you? ”
The sound is as cool and comfortable as a spring breeze in February. The three of them turned around and saw that there were two beauties, the one on the left was Liu Xiaolu, and the one on the right was Ye Zhiqing, both of whom were school flower-level characters at school. Wu Fanfan was happy when he saw it, this one school flower is enough, and there are two more, is this the rhythm of marrying one and getting one free?
The two women are dressed in famous brands, and their bodies all reveal a kind of aristocratic temperament. Liu Xiaolu is the kind of mature girl, with a tall figure of 1.75 meters, black and long hair, willow eyebrows, Qiong nose, sexy red lips and a fair melon seed face, so beautiful. And Ye Zhiqing belongs to the kind of cute and cute beauty, with long black silky hair, a fair goose egg face, a tall figure of one meter seven or eight, and a lovely appearance.
Wu Fan poked Wang Lei's elbow with his hand and whispered, "Boss action, hurry up, success or failure is here." ”
Wang Lei glanced at Wu Fan. Then he walked towards Liu Xiaolu with small steps, after all, in the face of two beauties, this is a normal man's heartbeat will increase, "That...... Hello Xiaolu, this love letter ......"
"Ah, we're so familiar. Hey, hey, this isn't the genius of today's twenty-eight, and you still dare to confess, you are still worthy of confessing to me. ”
Liu Xiaolu snatched the love letter in her hand and tore it to pieces instantly, and then threw it on Wang Lei's face.
Wang Lei held back the anger in her heart, this is not helping her brother, if she is such a woman, he has to give her some color.
"This letter belongs to my brother Wu Fan, and I will pass it on to you for him." Wang Lei said in a cold tone.
"Wu Fan......" Liu Xiaolu thought about it, "By the way, it turned out to be the company that specializes in selling Little Sun brand underwear and underwear, hehe...... this year"
"Enough!" Wu Fan shouted violently, "You woman, get away, what's wrong with selling underwear and underwear, don't you wear it!" I really don't know my heart! ”
Wu Fan also has a bottom line, bullied the boss and insulted his family, this woman is really a word cheap, two words are really cheap, three words are super cheap!! What if you are pretty, this woman is like a garment, and a brother is like a sibling.
"You! You ......" Liu Xiaolu was angry, blushing and pointing at Wu Fan with a finger, but Leng was unable to say a word.
"I ...... I'm very handsome, the universe is a super invincible beautiful man, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is not rare for you! ”
Liu Xiaolu stomped her foot angrily, "You wait for Wu Fan, if you regret it, I will make you pay for what you said today!" After saying that, he turned around and ran away crying.
Ye Zhiqing on the side spread her hands and smiled, "It's none of my business, hehe, you continue, there will be a period later." ”
"Boss, Ye Zhiqing is from a high school fighting club, practicing taekwondo and judo since she was a child, and now she is a black belt. If you are interested, you can get to know each other, I can help you haha. I believe that Zhiqing must be a sensible and gentle girl. ”
Wang Lei directly looked at a chestnut, "What do you kid think about all day long, why do you know women so well, but why is the gene value only sixty?" ”
"Boss, it looks like you're twenty-eight."
"Third brother, fuck him!" Wang Lei said unhappily.
"Gotta order hehe!"