Guiyang, Longdongbao Airport,

A group of seven of us yawned and walked off the plane, which was really torturous to fly from Egypt to Guiyang.

I'm going to die for a day, and when I come down today, I can't stand it, I just want to go home and sleep quickly,

"Come, one for each person, defend yourself." Lao Song got four or five steel pots out of nowhere, and handed them to us with a sad face.

"Where did you get that?" I looked at him suspiciously,

Lao Song pointed to the supermarket next to the airport, sighed deeply, and seemed to have red eyes.

The soldiers were calm, and the words "Dead Dao Friend Immortal Poor Dao" were profoundly expressed on their faces,

"Give me one." Dad thought for a while with a solemn face, resolutely took the steel pot and put it in his bag.

This homecoming, maybe we'll be twenty-eight years old,

I didn't call home for a few days, Lao Song still had an injury, my arm was still wrapped in gauze, and my father didn't do anything at all.

In fact, I have foreseen the heroic battle situation after returning home,

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shudder, and took out my mobile phone from my bag tremblingly, hesitating whether I should call home.

"Hurry up, fight." My father and Lao Song shouted in unison, their eyes staring at me tightly, looking at this appearance, as if I had to be beaten if I didn't fight,

After weighing the pros and cons, the two of them are stinky and shameless by my side, if they don't fight, they will beat me first,

Taking a deep breath, I had the courage to dial the landline at home.

"Hey, Mommy."

"Mortal."

It was my daughter-in-law who answered the phone, and I had a bad feeling that something was going to happen

"We went to Egypt on a business trip, we couldn't call over there, my father and Lao Song didn't want to call home, I just got off the plane and called you, I miss you."

Ignoring my father Lao Song who wanted to clean me up but didn't dare to make a sound, he smiled and bragged about it.

"Well, it's okay, you guys come back quickly."

Listening to the familiar voice, I involuntarily smirked, it's better to be at home,

The daughter-in-law's voice, mixed with the mother's roar, sounds quite warm,

Hanging up the phone, I smoked a cigarette and sang a song, hailed a taxi on the side of the road, and sat in the co-pilot seat without hesitation.

"Get out of here, I'll clean you up first." Dad's grief-stricken voice suddenly sounded,

"Master, give you a hundred, go quickly." I calmly pulled out a picture of Grandpa Mao and shook it in front of the driver's eyes.

"Okay, let's go." The driver snatched the money with one hand, stepped on the accelerator and walked away.

As the sun sets, the taxi leaves a handsome back for everyone in such a poetic place.

Dad, they wanted to cry and stood aside without tears, and the six fingers were smiling slightly, all of them looked like they were watching the excitement.

poked his head out of the window slightly, and looked at the familiar scenery on the side of the road.

There are a lot of delicious things in Egypt, but I still like the dishes at home, the sweet and sour pork ribs made by my mother, and the boiled pork slices made by my daughter-in-law.

After about forty minutes, the car slowly stopped outside the community.

I walked home happily with my travel bag, smiling like a spring breeze all the way, and thinking about what to do when I went home.

Pretend to be pitiful and say that you accidentally fell, this should be able to fool them

"Knock, knock, knock."

knocked on the door, rubbed his face and put on an expression, the kind that makes people feel pitiful at first glance,

I'm an acting school, proper,

"Daughter-in-law, Mom, I'm back"

There was more than one person who opened the door, and the three women's soldiers came, and the little one lay on the shoulders of his daughter-in-law and glared at me fiercely.

blinked his eyes, the corners of his mouth flattened and pretended to cry, and he raised his hand tremblingly and wiped his eyes.

"Fanzi, what's wrong, who bullied you, tell me, I'll help you beat him." My daughter-in-law hurriedly greeted me and helped me in.

At this time, the daughter-in-law's face was quite ugly, as if she was going to kill someone, I was very relieved and succeeded.

"Daughter-in-law, I was bullied by my father, I said to call you to keep you safe, and they beat me up, saying that I am not a pure master for many, and I accidentally knocked after being beaten." I bit my lip, sobbed a few times, and rolled up my sleeves.

As soon as they saw my arm wrapped in gauze, my mother and they immediately became angry.

"I'm going to beat him to death when he comes back." This is Mom,

"My men dare to bully, Lao Song and they are really bold." This is the daughter-in-law,

"How can you stop crying, I'll help you clean them up." This is Xiao Qian,

"Quack."

The last one is good if everyone ignores it, but I have to say that even the little ones were fooled by me, and the pride suddenly arises.

No, if you say that, they will also suffer from the six fingers, and then the six fingers will not slaughter me alive.

"Six fingers, they didn't do it, it's Dad and Song."

Mom, they nodded, and told me to go back to my room to rest first, and then eat.

Seeing that the goal was achieved, I smiled with relief, walked back to the room with my luggage, and quietly waited for the show to happen.

I don't know my father's virtues, and when I see that I have to keep up with them, I'm afraid that I'll talk nonsense.

It's only five minutes at most, and they definitely get home, but it's a pity, brother, I've finished speaking,

Mei Zizi lit a cigarette, and before I could take a puff, there was a knock on the door.

"Wife, I'm back." Dad's sneering laughter came into my ears, and I seemed to feel the murderous aura hidden in his tone.

"Come in." My mother's gentle laughter made me shudder, and I hid a knife in my smile,

Sure enough, as soon as the door rang, there was a scream in the living room,

Lao Song's screams were the most intense, and his father snorted, in fact, I know, isn't he just enduring it, afraid of losing face,

Alas, one is my brother and the other is my biological father, and if I don't say so, I will have to suffer with it,

As a brother, as a father, I hope you are conscious, don't blame me,

With the mentality of doing good deeds without leaving a name, I opened the door and rushed to the war group to persuade: "Don't fight, don't fight." ”

I took my daughter-in-law's hand with my left hand, and my mother's arm with my right hand, and Xiaoqian was blocked by me.

It's not a little bit,

Looking left and right, this little shameless one was lying on Lao Song's shoulder, tearing his ears,

Well, it's worthy of being my gold medal brother, it's powerful,

barely suppressed the battle situation, my mother and their anger did not subside, and my father and old Song were grateful.

"Fanzi, with you, this trick is really powerful, hit a stick and give a date." The fat man secretly gave me a thumbs up,

"That has to be." I smiled proudly,