"It's confirmed." Old Song's eyebrows twitched,

"If it's true, brothers help you." The third son shouted excitedly,

"Quack." Little Bu shouted excitedly,

I smirked and nodded, looking at the drill in my hand in a daze, and everyone suddenly laughed,

Last night, I finally found a more reliable netizen who replied, if it is a woman, it would be good to propose directly,

Although the daughter-in-law is extremely strong, she is also a woman

This trick should be easy to use, and if it succeeds, I will pray for the whole family of that netizen

If I fail, I will definitely crawl out of the mirror of his house in the middle of the night and burst his chrysanthemum,

Why do you have to learn from Sadako in the mirror if you fail,

It's very simple, because if I fail, my daughter-in-law will pick up a knife and hack me to death.

Early this morning, my daughter-in-law seemed to be still angry, and no one answered her phone, so she could only send a text message to make an appointment for her to come out for dinner in the evening.

Having said that, I have thought about proposing to my daughter-in-law for a long time, but I have never dared to implement it.

Who dares to propose marriage when he just graduates, what does a poor boy marry someone,

As the saying goes, there is no endless road, and when you are worried, the lucky star of the third son will come to the door.

Looking for the immortal ghost book, you can also earn extra money, go to the nine-storied pagoda to play once and come back to marry a daughter-in-law,

If you think about it, it's pretty fast,

After proposing, find a time to see the house, if you have money or not, buy a house and marry a daughter-in-law for the New Year,

After an hour of careful planning, I finally decided to shoot the case, and proposed after dinner today.

I was responsible for proposing marriage and paying for a diamond ring, and Lao Song was responsible for running errands to transmit information.

The third son is responsible for observing my daughter-in-law's reaction at any time, and pulling me to retreat at any time.

The six fingers are ready with daggers, guns and other weapons, if someone dismantles my platform or messes up my marriage proposal ceremony, he will be killed directly.

By the way, the fat man went to the restaurant to make a guest appearance as a chef and said that he wanted to surprise us,

Elders like my father and soldiers are waiting for my triumphant return at home,

"Quack."

I almost forgot about the little one, this little guy is responsible for selling cuteness to win the sympathy of his daughter-in-law, and strive to pass the test once.

"I'll go first, you follow." The fat man looked at us with a serious face and looked at me deeply: "Come on, Lao Tzu is going to apply to be a temporary chef." ”

As soon as the words fell, the fat brother turned around and left, without a trace of hesitation,

The generous back shocked my heart, and I was immediately moved.

What is a good brother, this is a good brother, for me to propose marriage to be a chef,

"I'll follow the fat man first, and if there is an emergency, it will be easy to solve, you are ready to prepare." Six Fingers smiled coldly and stuffed a dozen daggers on the table into his clothes,

"Fanzi, I'll go to your daughter-in-law's downstairs to guard first, and contact me at any time." The third son walked out of the door tremblingly,

His back made everyone's hearts sour, and Lao Song even shed tears of emotion,

There is none of us who are most likely to encounter danger than the third son,

If my daughter-in-law catches her third son who is following her, she will be beaten to the least.

In the blink of an eye, I was left in the room with Lao Song's big eyes, speechless for a long time.

I don't know what to say to Lao Song, who is crying sadly, I want to comfort him, I can't talk about it, I want to beat him, I can't do it,

It's not that I don't have sympathy, it's that this guy is too obscene to cry, you can cry, why do you have to laugh lewdly,,

"You go to the hotel to stay, I'll pick up my daughter-in-law." looked at Lao Song helplessly, and went out to his daughter-in-law's house with a little bit.

Along the way, my mood was like the Divine Comedy, quite apprehensive,

If the daughter-in-law doesn't agree, what's the matter?

After about twenty minutes, the taxi stopped in front of the gate of the daughter-in-law's community.

Inadvertently looked at it, my tears couldn't stop falling, three sons, three sons, are you infected by Lao Song or what?

At this time, the third son, whose IQ was already negative, hid behind a small garbage can and stared at the door tremblingly.

Brother Sanzi, can you find a bigger dumpster to hide, this one you are hiding is too small, and even elementary school students can't cover it.

I have to say, our luck is still quite good, fortunately the daughter-in-law didn't come out at this time, otherwise the face would be lost.

The surrounding crowd had already understood something, and silently kept a distance of more than ten meters from Sanzi, and could vaguely hear someone talking.

"Which neurological hospital released this?"

"I don't know, I called the police, and someone will be here soon."

As soon as I heard this, I was anxious, mother, if it was because I proposed marriage and caused the third son to be arrested, it would be a sin,

hurriedly shouted at the third son in the distance: "Runtu, Brother Xun told you to catch Ru." ”

This sentence is a code that we have agreed on, and it can only be used at critical moments, for example, when it is discovered by the daughter-in-law,

"I'm v day." When the third son heard my shouting, he jumped up without hesitation, abandoned his previous gentle and elegant side, and ran away with a loud shout and a speed like the wind.

This scene amazed everyone present, and they all sighed that there were successors to the Chinese sprint team.

"What are you doing here?"

Just as I was staring blankly at the back of the third son, a soft drink came from my ears and brought me back to my senses.

When I turned my head, my daughter-in-law was frowning at me in casual clothes, and judging from her expression, it seemed that she was angry a lot.

Otherwise, the marriage proposal will be slowed down, and now I don't have a bottom in my heart.

"Daughter-in-law, it's coming" The tone couldn't help but tremble, so that people knew that they were tired when they heard it.

"What are you hiding from me?" With a roar, I'm a spirit,

What to do, how to explain this,,

In this extremely critical situation at this time, my daughter-in-law's mobile phone suddenly rang, and when I heard this voice, I was so excited that I almost jumped.

Ouch, I'll go, this is not a mobile phone ringtone, it's just the salvation of the grandfather, save me,

The daughter-in-law's face changed from expressionless at the beginning, to curiosity, and finally to doubts,

I heard it clearly, Xiaoqian was here to save me, and it seemed that she was not far away.

The content of the speech to my daughter-in-law is very simple, just three sentences, don't ask him, follow him to dinner, there are surprises,

didn't give Ye Qing a chance to ask more, and hung up the phone straightforwardly,

"There's a surprise, I'm going to take a good look." My daughter-in-law looked at me calmly, grabbed my arm and walked to the side of the road.

Actually, I'm quite stupid, every time I get to this kind of emergency, I always don't know what to say.

Just like now, sitting motionless in a taxi, like a fool,

"Quack" little dot got out of my pocket, sneaked a note in his mouth and handed it to me,

What is this?,Sneaking a glance at my daughter-in-law.,She's looking out the car window in a daze.,Good opportunity,

Three times five divided by two opened the note, and the killing ** suddenly rose from my heart,

"I'm Lao Song, Fanzi, you're stupid, you must be stupid, it's not you if you're not stupid in this situation, I advise you to find something to talk about and relax the atmosphere, otherwise I feel like you're going to die miserably."

After reading this sentence, I am very relieved, worthy of being a brother, really understand me,

When I saw the second sentence, I was thinking about how to kill Lao Song when I went home.

"Don't be relieved, you know your son if you are a father."