After dinner, when the two upright people stood at the door of the women's dormitory, I suddenly thought of a serious problem. The dormitory door is guarded by an aunt! How do we get in!

Seeing my depressed expression, Lao Song hurriedly asked me what's wrong, I told Lao Song what I thought, and this grandson immediately opened the pretending V mode!

"What's the matter? Today, your Brother Song will open your eyes and let you see what is the favorite of women from 80 to 3 years old, and what is called a friend of women! Lao Song walked towards the dormitory with an obscene face, and I calmly watched from behind, motionless.

Within a minute of the grandson's entry, he ran out with two kitchen knives on his back.

"Yo! Isn't this a friend of women? Why did it come out! I asked with a sincere look on my face.

When Lao Song saw me asking him, he immediately put on a hypocritical smile: "The classmates here are too enthusiastic!" You see! I also sent two kitchen knives to me as a token of love! Before the grandson finished speaking, he heard a woman inside shouting: "If your grandson dares to come in casually, the old lady will kill you alive!" ”

I stretched out my head to look, isn't this that Senior Sister Ye! Sure enough, she is a heroine among women! Admire under it!

There was no way, it was impossible to get in in this situation, so I could only wait for the lights to go out and go in through the window of the corridor, I turned around and pulled Lao Song back to the bedroom. I'm also helpless, it's really hard to do these things to kill demons and eliminate demons for the benefit of the common people these days.

When I went back to the dormitory, I lit a cigarette with Lao Song and lay on the bed and waited for the lights to go out. After a long time, we were all about to fall asleep, and the lights in the dormitory began to slowly turn off. Seeing that it is dark and the lights are out, when will you not wait if you don't go at this time?

"Old Song, your uncle! What's the matter with your masked turban! I yelled at Old Song.

Lao Song didn't know where to take a black headscarf and covered his face, looking like a robber at first glance. Hearing me say this, the grandson turned his face and smiled lewdly: "You know an egg!" It's called a good thing without leaving a name! Well, actually, I'm afraid of being caught by girls! When the time comes, if we are seen, at most we will see your appearance, afraid of a yarn! ”

I'm afraid of being caught! You won't have one more!

At this moment, I had a lot of movie images in my mind, what Texas chainsaw massacre, what chainsaw horror or something, and I was thinking about how to slaughter this grandson.

Just as I greeted Lao Song and his family cordially, before I knew it, we had arrived downstairs in the women's dormitory.

"You go first! I'll help you keep the wind going! Old Song looked at me with a righteous face.

I smiled slightly, expecting that this grandson would play this trick: "It's hot now, it seems that everyone wears less clothes when they sleep, alas, I'll go up, who calls us brothers?" As soon as I finished speaking, this grandson was shocked, and his eyes lit up!

Pulled me behind him at once, and without saying a word, he went into the window. Seeing the old Song Chun's rippling appearance, I nodded with satisfaction.

Play with me? You're still a little tender!

Lao Song had just been in for two minutes, and as soon as I saw that there was nothing wrong, I drilled into the window and followed in.

As soon as I entered, I looked up and saw that this grandson was looking down the hallway and wiping away tears. I looked at it and thought, "What's going on?" Before I could finish my thoughts, the grandson cried and said, "Master Zu blessed, live up to expectations, disciple, I finally entered the women's dormitory, this is a revolutionary victory!" Hahahahaha! As he spoke, Lao Song began to laugh lewdly, but he was afraid of waking up the others, so he only dared to laugh quietly.

I heard Lao Song's lewd laughter, and immediately felt goosebumps on my body several layers, no matter how scary the ghost is, can this grandson's laughter be scary now?

When the grandson finished laughing, we took out the compass and began to find the location of the ghost. The needle on the compass fluttered incessantly, pointing to the toilet in the women's dormitory.

I've got a! I glanced at Lao Song and began to greet God in unison, isn't this playing with us? If we go into the women's bathroom, will we still have a face in the future? If you are caught, you will die! Since then, we have made a major decision, from now on we will not be called God, we will be called God, this stinky shameless one, God is still God! It doesn't hurt our grandchildren at all!

Lao Song and I walked towards the toilet with a painful expression, no way, don't clean up that thing, do you just leave it alone?

The lights in the hallway had been turned off, and the faint lights in the toilet seemed to flicker as if they were flickering with the sound of our footsteps.

When we reached the door of the toilet, the lights in the toilet went out with a snap, and the surroundings were plunged into darkness.

Lao Song smiled disdainfully: "Pediatrics, it's just pretending to be a master in front of Brother Chun, and talking about IQ in front of Sister Feng." (Among the many great gods in China, Sister Feng is unique, and once said: "My IQ is unmatched in the first three hundred years and the next three hundred years!") ”）

I ignored this grandson, I was taking out my mobile phone to follow the road, and I inadvertently looked at it, there were a few red liquids scattered on the ground, Lao Song frowned and said, "This can't be blood, right?" ”

When we crouched down to take a closer look, we felt wet on our heads, and we felt droplets of water fall on our heads. Lao Song and I were taken aback, and when we looked up, we were almost scared to pee.

On the ceiling of the toilet, a woman was lying there strangely, blood gushing out of her face, her eyes staring at me and Lao Song fiercely, constantly sneering. Before we could react, the ghost vanished. I grass! What kind of fuss is this! Feelings come out and scare us and it's over?

Seeing this scene, Lao Song quickly took out the compass and began to look for the location of the ghost.

I saw that the needle of the compass kept turning in circles, making a buzzing sound, and we broke out in a cold sweat all of a sudden. The compass is not a direct way to find ghosts, but is generally used to determine the direction of the flow of yin qi. This ghost's yin qi is obviously over the standard, I wiped it! The compass can't even be recognized!

Just when we were thinking about how to find the ghost, there was a sudden cold breath upstairs, and Lao Song and I ran upstairs without hesitation, this yin qi should have come from the rooftop, and after a while, Lao Song and I ran up to the rooftop.

We looked around, and sure enough, this ghost is here!

I saw this female ghost standing on the rooftop, looking down, at this time she had recovered to her original state, similar to an ordinary person, very beautiful, but her face was a little white and her feet did not touch the ground. When the female ghost saw us coming up, she didn't make a move, but just smiled at us: "Junior brother, you are this year's freshmen, right?" ”

I glanced at Lao Song and thought, "Yo, it's a good thing, you can pass the test without using your hands?" Just persuade her and let her go to reincarnation. "But I also think it's a little strange, why did this senior sister die in school?

This grandson saw that this ghost was very beautiful, and immediately pulled me behind him, in his words, this is the fear of seeing my brother being attacked by a female ghost, this is to protect my brother! Lao Song smiled at this ghost senior sister and said, "Hello senior sister, he and I are both freshmen this year, why don't you go to reincarnation?" Why stay in the Yang world? Is there any wish for? ”

When the ghost senior sister heard Lao Song say this, her face showed an expression of memory, and she said to herself: "Why should I stay here, why do I stay here, why do I want to stay here, why do I !!!! As she spoke, blood came out of the female ghost's eyes, and she screamed loudly, and the blood continued to drip down from her face, just like the beautiful appearance just now.

Lao Song saw this situation, and slapped himself without saying a word, why hasn't this poor mouth been corrected, now it's okay, he stabbed the explosives bag all at once, it's not a good stubble!

Just as we were about to play free fighting with this ghost senior sister, the door to the rooftop suddenly opened. I turned my head and saw that I almost didn't cry, I'll go! God, I've called you grandpa, can you not play with us?