"It's worthy of being my apprentice! That's a great idea! Old man Zuo was the first to stand up, and said to me with relief and surprise: "I didn't expect it, you usually have so many bullshit ideas, and now you can ......... it."

"Xiao Yuan has always been very smart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" The blind boss took over the conversation and said with a smile: "If nothing else, you can help blow this idea for a lifetime." ”

"That must!" Old man Zuo smiled with relief on his face: "My apprentice is so smart, can I not help him blow it!" ”

"Hey, don't say it, you can receive such a smart apprentice as Xiao Yuan, it's really worth this life." Shopkeeper Kong said with a hippie smile: "This is a good idea!" It's a solution to our urgent need! ”

"yes." Old Sun lame smoked a cigarette and kept nodding: "This idea is really good, the lowest success rate is ninety percent!" ”

"What do you mean by ninety percent?! Master Sun!! Are you scolding Xiao Yuan or is you scolding Master Chitose?? Fang Shiliang patted the table and said unhappily: "We have a thousand-year-old master to help, and the minimum is ten percent!" ”

"Yes!" Shen Shi'an also made up a sentence and said with a smile: "Ten percent, absolutely." ”

..........................

At this time, Mang Chitose was stunned, and he didn't expect the situation to develop like this.

I guess, it really didn't expect us to be so despicable, first I dug a pit and tricked it in, and then I filled it with a handful of dirt, and now it can't even crawl out if it wants to.

"You....... You ......."

Without waiting for Mang Chitose to say his words, Fang Shiliang slapped the table and gave Mang Chitose a thumbs up.

"Chitose Lord! You have to give us the glory of the ghost mountain! We all believe in you! ”

"I haven't said yes!!" Mang Chitose was so aggrieved that he was about to cry: "You are forcing me to die!" ”

"Hey! That's a terrible sound! Fang Shiliang smacked his lips: "It's just for you to take us on a trip, and you don't mean anything else, what are you afraid of?" ”

"I'm afraid of getting sick!" Mang Chitose sighed and said, "You are all living creatures, and you still carry such a bunch of luggage, so you can't make me sick if you put it in your mouth?" ”

As he spoke, Mang Chitose gave us an example.

"When I eat, I have to process the ingredients again, and I haven't eaten flesh and blood for many years....... I'm a long worm, but I love cleanliness too! ”

In order to refuse our request, Mang Chitose can even say that he is a long worm, and he is indeed hard enough.

You must know that such arrogant injustices are extremely disgusting to those who have a derogatory meaning, even a hint of derogatory titles.

It can be seen that Mang Chitose was already anxious at this time, and he said that he was a long worm, what else can we say?

Of course, things can't be counted like this, and it's hard to catch a big wrong...... Hey, no, I finally met a big turnaround, but I can't just let it go!

Although it is a bit of a grandson to forcibly force Mang Chitose to get on the thief ship like this, but the grandson is also a grandson, and we are not a good thing, everyone knows this.

Shameless, that's our biggest feature.

"I think ........" The evil lama suddenly opened his mouth, looked at the people present, and then at Mang Chitose, and shook his head: "This matter can be discussed slowly, not in a hurry." ”

"You old monk can still talk!" Mang Chitose was so moved.

"Anyway, there are still a few days, let the long worm make psychological preparations first, and then this thing should be done." The evil lama said quietly: "It's a big deal, before you go into the water, you take a bath, and then spray some perfume or something, isn't that okay?" ”

"yes, just spray the kind of old ....... we use Cologne, right? The evil real person also made up a sentence, glanced at Mang Chitose with a smile, and said: "Spray this, thief incense, and the fragrance will be so fragrant that it will be able to hurt your throat when the time comes!" ”

At that time, Mang Chitose was so angry that he looked at us, trembling for a long time and unable to say a word.

"That's it!" Fang Shiliang slapped the table: "This is a good thing that can make our ghost mountain famous!" Comrade Xiao Mang! Don't drop your chain at this time! ”

Hearing this, Mang Chitose was silent for a while, and finally sighed.

"It's not like I don't want to help you........ But I just can't get over this hurdle in my heart........." Mang Chitose said helplessly: "Think about it yourself....... If you had a bunch of living people in your mouth........ Can you not respond? ”

As he spoke, Mang Chitose shook his head.

"Although I'm not human, my heart is very close to people, so I think it's very responsive, you should be able to understand it, right?"

As soon as I heard Mang Chitose's words, we all looked at each other, I fuck it and it makes sense, it's a little disgusting to think about it.........

"Disgusting, come, Master Chitose, I'll give you some modern scientific knowledge."

Zhao Xiaosan stood up indignantly, as if he felt that it was a bit too ruthless for Mang Chitose not to agree for a long time, so he had the courage to come out and help us speak.

"I have a few videos here that you can watch, and of course, remember to wear headphones!" Zhao Xiaosan said, looked at us gentlemen, and his expression became a little tragic: "Although I don't want to do this kind of thing at this time, don't scold me, I'm doing this for your good." ”

As soon as I heard this, I felt that something was wrong, so I hurriedly stood up and intercepted Zhao Xiaosan.

I looked down and suddenly saw the rows of file names in English and numbers in Zhao Xiaosan's player list.

Fuck me.

"Do you want to die?" Frightened, I snatched his phone and stuffed it back into his pocket.

"It's okay, isn't it just a race car? The old driver........." Zhao Xiaosan waved his hand indifferently, and took out his mobile phone again.

At this point, I couldn't help but remind him.

"There is still a difference between the car in Akinayama and the hearse in the crematorium, what do you say?"

"Ah....... That's fine! Give it a go! ”

It seems that Zhao Xiaosan is ready to die at the hands of Mang Chitose, and his face is awe-inspiring and awe-inspiring, and he doesn't take my words seriously at all.

At that time, I was angry, not to mention angry, I even had the heart to cry, although we were shameless, but we couldn't use such an undisciplined thing to persuade Mang Chitose.

Even if Mang Chitose would agree to our request after watching these "harmony" videos, then Zhao Xiaosan wouldn't be able to live, Fang Shiliang and they had to slap him to death!

"Alright, don't say it."

At this time, Mang Chitose waved his hand, his face full of despair.

"I can see it, you are determined to ask me to help you." On Mang Chitose's face, there was a feeling of sadness more than death, and he sighed vigorously: "What are you talking about, I'll do my best, okay?" ”

"Ouch! The thousand-year-old man is righteous! Shopkeeper Kong was the first to applaud, and when he saw him like that, he seemed to be relieved: "With you helping us with this, the chances of winning Bulao Mountain are seven or eight percent more!" ”

"Look! I'll just say it's righteous! This grandson is particularly righteous and thin! Fang Shiliang also picked up the stinky feet of the reckless Chitose at this time, and happily patted the fart: "Our ghost mountain is waiting for the Chitose Master to help us become famous!" ”

"Seriously, you're the least of all the people in this room." Mang Chitose sighed and said, glanced at Fang Shiliang, and shook his head: "When you ask me, call me Chitose Master, and when you have nothing to ask me, call me the worm spirit, why do you say I'm so cheap....... Why are you doing with you guys?? ”

"Nonsense!" Fang Shiliang looked at Mang Chitose with a selenium on his face, and said seriously: "I have always respected you, but you didn't see it." ”

"I knew that there would be today, even if I were to kill me, I wouldn't have followed you to the ghost mountain." Mang Chitose waved his hand: "Ghost Mountain? Thief Mountain is pretty much the same! ”

"Don't say anything, I'll treat you in the evening!" I laughed and said, "Chitose Master! What do you want to eat? I'll treat you to enough for today! It's definitely delicious and delicious! ”

"I've got the to eat your heart!" Mang Chitose said viciously.

Hearing this, the blind boss burst out laughing: "It's a matter of time, Master Chitose, why are you in a hurry!" ”

"Even if this matter is decided, you guys don't have to worry about the rest, I'll prepare with the old lame." Old man Zuo said, "Seven days later, let's go straight to Guam." ”

"So fast?" Mang Chitose was stunned.

Old man Zuo snorted and said, "Immortal Mountain, it's about to appear." ”

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