Chapter 236 tests the limit of laughter

This village chief is a person who will be revenged, he has just been beaten by Chen Xiangxiang, and he is even more anxious to fight back, as for why he didn't think about knocking Xu Ran down first and then going to Chen Xiangxiang to settle accounts, this village chief also considered, he calculated that when Xu Ran was knocked down, Chen Xiangxiang might run away as soon as he saw that the momentum was wrong, then he would have no chance to take revenge; Even if Chen Xiangxiang didn't run, it was very likely that when he went to beat Chen Xiangxiang again, it would be too dazzling, and it might damage his glorious image.

The village chief's resentment towards Chen Xiangxiang is far greater than his dissatisfaction with Xu Ran; For the village chief who often causes trouble, it is not unheard of to be beaten on the spot and suffer a loss in front of him, but it is the first time that he is beaten by a woman and does not dare to continue the battle, but fortunately, the village chief understands the truth that a good man does not suffer the loss in front of him, since he has reinforcements, he will wait for the reinforcements to come and then fight back, which is completely in line with the principle of tolerable and intolerable.

The more than 30 villagers who held instruments in their hands and went to besiege Xu Ran and other four men charged very quickly, rushing to be mighty and flamboyant, and when these people ran forward, it could be said that the pace was a bit of a trotting feeling, in their minds, the other party was forced by the momentum of their own group, why should they all run away with their heads in their hands, and how to chase and fight when the time comes depends on the mood of the villagers.

However, the real reaction of the four people on the other side shocked them very much.

The forwards of the villagers' charging formation were only five or six meters away from the opponent's four people, and after launching the attack, it could be said that they could reach the opponent's front in the blink of an eye, but the charging people did not see any frightened expressions in the eyes of the opponents, and there was no sign of running away.

This is not scientific, could it be that the four people on the other side were scared stupid, and even their instincts were scared to the point of disconnecting; Because even if you are really fierce and not afraid of fighting, you must always show some desperate and stubborn expressions; But in the eyes of these villagers, the other party's current expression is completely ignoring them, so it's not scientific; It may be possible for one person to be so frightened that he or she is wrong, but it is simply unreasonable for all four of them to express their feelings in the same way, unless these four people graduated from the same class and their teachers are still brick families.

Speaking of which, many of them in the gang had fought several times under the leadership of the village chief, and what they felt most was the frightened and helpless expression in the eyes of the other party when they began to attack; At that time, their group usually had a sigh: "It's better to have your own life, this will be the one who is absolutely sure to win." There is the right and the opportunity to go wild and ravage the weaker side. ”

When a group of them had not rushed to each other with the courage of the group, there were four guys with sticks who rushed in front of them and put the ready-made road surface not to walk, and suddenly stopped as if there was an obstacle in front of them, and wanted to raise one leg and step across, but the crowd following behind them could not understand the intention of the four of them, everyone was rushing forward to prepare for meritorious service, but the four people with sticks were sad, and they were directly pushed to the ground by the people behind.

When the four of them were pushed down tightly, but you must know that each of them was holding a stick, and when they were pushed to the ground by the people behind them, the hands holding the stick were quickly separated, one hand was a conditioned reflex to quickly support the ground and support the body, and the other hand was also because of the conditioned reflex to hold the stick, so they did not dare to press to the ground, otherwise the hand holding the stick in the shape of a fist and the ground would not be able to stand it.

Therefore, when they fall to the ground, the sticks in their hands are raised at least a foot away from the ground, and in the eyes of the surrounding audience, such a falling action is quite difficult; And for the villagers walking behind them, the four sticks that were lifted were indeed too evil, and they could be said to be demons.

Originally, when they fell to the ground, the people behind them couldn't stop their steps because of the suddenness of the incident, and they thought that they would just go around them, and they would definitely not be able to step on them again; But the four of them put four sticks across the road in advance, and blocked all the way in which they were going, and if they wanted to go forward, they had to step over the sticks.

For these villagers who are advancing, it is not difficult to step over from the stick one foot high from the ground, but the problem is that the stick blocking the road is not honestly stable there, but with the body cushion of the stick bearer when he falls to the ground to move up and down, left and right, front and back, and some even one end high and one head low, which makes the villagers who are ready to step over the stick how to find out the law for a while.

Some people are directly tripped over by moving sticks; Some people are more alert, when they lift their feet and find that the stick is in irregular movement, they control their feet not to fall directly, and they can wait until they find out the location of the foothold before landing, and they must not let the stick trip.

It is a pity that although people are clever enough, but they are unlucky, and they do not settle down in the advance, and the center of gravity of the body is still going forward, and there are also motivated people behind them, and this kind of astute people are laid down by themselves without touching the stick that blocks the way, and there are six or seven people who fall to the ground in this second wave.

You must know that these people are holding sticks and shovels in their hands, as soon as the second wave of people falls, the equipment that was originally held in the air with both hands to show domineering is not very easy to deal with, and there are still four people on the ground who have not gotten up, and if the weapon is not good, it may hurt the people on the ground, so it is also good to hold it in the air, but in a small space to reasonably place them so many cold weapons, how can it be so easy for a while, so when the second wave of people falls, the sticks and shovels will inevitably collide and shift with each other. As a result, some villagers were maliciously scratched by these cold weapons, and some of the villagers who fell down were directly injured by the four sticks in the first wave.

After the second wave of people fell, the people behind them barely stopped; I can't go on like this, if I put myself down in this place, it's better to buy a piece of tofu and knock myself out by yourself.

There were more than thirty of them when they went out together, and before the battle began, a third of them had already fallen; There is no one to pick up the two-thirds of the people who walk behind, and the disadvantage of a team's lack of backbone will be immediately apparent: do you have to wait for the people lying down in front of you to get up before moving forward? Or should we take a detour and move forward? Or should we look for a gap in the crowd lying in front of us before moving forward?

Tangled, these villagers who are still standing are very confused, and their confusion is fully displayed on their respective faces, exploring each other to see, and what they see is also confused.

The scene in front of me is a bit like the scene seen in the filming footage attached to the end of the movie, the protagonists will stop and reshoot after obvious mistakes during filming, and the main actors of the supporting group are still unknown, but they know that there must be an accident, so they are very confused, and they don't know whether to pause or pause.

The scene that happened in front of me also amused the surrounding spectators.

First, the more than thirty people viciously rushed towards the four young people on the opposite side, and then a third of them fell directly to a place more than one meter away from them, but their opponents had not moved their positions yet, at most they put on a shelf. You said that when you fall to the ground, you should work more than a meter forward, so that maybe the equipment in your hand can still make contact with the other party.

This scene is indeed a bit unbelievable, a bit of a spoof, and those who feel like laughing are trying their best to hold back their laughter, for fear that they will be beaten after offending these villagers.

Next, I saw that the remaining two-thirds of the people actually died in confusion with a collective expression, which made everyone feel too funny, and those who had reached the limit of laughter couldn't help it, so they laughed out loud, and then burst into laughter from the surrounding crowd of spectators.

Among the surrounding spectators, there are also a lot of people from the "Mopan" village, and many of them are still related to the villagers who are now out of the battle, they can't laugh, but they don't know how to dispel this embarrassing scene, there is a clever old man pointing at Xu Ran and the other four people, and said to the confused two-thirds of the crowd: "They are hurting people with hidden arrows, so quickly go around and beat them." As soon as he finished saying this, many people from the "Mopan" village also said: "Yes, they must have been hurting people with hidden arrows, so they went around and beat them." "The people of the "Mopan" village seem to be a little emotional.

Now the one-third of the people who had fallen to the ground were beginning to get up from the ground one after another, and the two-thirds who were standing began to come around from one side according to the old man's instructions.

When those people accused them of hurting people with secret arrows, Xu Ran said loudly: "Is this the latest invention of porcelain touching moves?" ”

The laughter that had gradually subsided in the dissatisfaction of the villagers broke out again after Xu Ran finished saying this.

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