4.12 Correct Usage of Skeletons
Thanks to braised suckling pig, wokao!! ~~, Snow White and the seven dead dwarfs.
PS: Brothers and sisters who are about to be promoted to helmsman, can you try to stagger as much as possible......
The two stared at each other in embarrassment.
"I'm just going to help you press ......"
"I seem to be awake ......"
Xu is heart has a sharp heart, and the two of them tried to speak almost at the same time. The frozen atmosphere also relaxed. Wu Chen really breathed a sigh of relief, and his whole body was full of relaxation. Because there seems to be no blame in the slightly playful words of the woman.
After relaxing, the problem becomes easy to solve.
Wu Chen swallowed his saliva and struggled to stop it, and then hurriedly got up from the woman. Avella licked her dry red lips a little shyly, sat up lazily, and began to arrange her long, fluffy hair that had been flattened by the floor. There is also a part that has been artificially flattened, which has been restored to its original state.
"I, I found this key in the secret room of the dungeon, can you tell me ......" Wu Chen began to be speechless.
"It opens the sewer floodgates." Avella, who was grooming, replied casually: "The castle is backed by a lake, surrounded on three sides by a moat, and a sewer connects to the moat. ”
"It doesn't seem to be working." Seeing that the woman was not angry, Wu Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"You can keep it, maybe you can use it when you run for your life. I really didn't expect it...... You have defeated Macbeth. After tidying up the messy silk dress, Avella struggled to stand up and interact with the man up close. She is still a little dizzy.
"He's really strong." Wu Chen couldn't help but sigh. He immediately asked, "I also found a bag of salt in the torture room." Can you tell me why it's there, and not in the kitchen? ”
Avella shook her head slightly: "I don't know, I only know that Imelda's cook, that annoying old woman, never puts salt in cooking." And it seems that it will only boil soup, and even if I steal my magic book, the situation will not change in the slightest. ”
"Alright then, I'll go to the kitchen." Wu Chen decided to leave.
The moment the door closes. The woman suddenly spoke: "Be careful, she is very strong." ”
"She's caring about you." TT40 is mouthy again.
"Thanks, I know." Wu Chen, who was interrupted by A.I, couldn't help but smile self-deprecatingly.
This castle is getting more and more interesting......
According to the guidance of the map, Wu Chen arrived at this 'lord's kitchen'. The essential difference from the servant's kitchen converted into a dining room by Avella is that this kitchen only cooks food for the lord and his retainers and knights.
So it's not big, but it's exquisite.
Gently pushing open the door, I saw a white-haired old woman who could be called Roshan, sitting by the fire. Concentrate on boiling a pot of soup. In front of her grease-filled chest, Wu Chen also seemed to see a golden key faintly sunk into her chest. Pale almost on the verge of suffocation. No way, this old woman is too fat.
"Strange guest, it's not time to eat yet." The sharp voice is extremely incommensurate with the old woman's strong body. Although he was smiling kindly at him, Wu Chen still clenched the sword of the guard in a creepy manner.
"You killed Macbeth." The old woman's smile was even bigger, and the accumulated fat began to squirm in an orderly manner, filling the folds little by little, driving the whole body to swell like a blow.
"He chose to redeem himself." Holding the hilt of the sword with both hands, Wu Chen made a plow-style gesture. He was right, and like Macbeth, the old woman had a golden key to open the treasure chest.
"Redemption? Hey, hey, hey......" With the old woman's shrill laughter, the meat ball that filled her whole body shook wildly. It was as if there were not muscles hidden under the taut skin, but grenades hanging from it.
The old woman who had regained her youth grabbed the huge butcher knife casually and slowly walked towards Wu Chen.
The floor slammed with every step.
"The little cub in the stable has a good day." Keep smiling lips and grin sharply to the corners of your mouth. Sharp fangs and bloodshot pupils appear at the same time!
"Vampires!" Wu Chen gritted his teeth and held on, never showing a trace of timidity.
"That's a noble title, and no one is worthy of it except Your Majesty, and the Noble One by Nature! Food, you can call me Pinball Mama, or Blood Slave. The old woman was condescending, glancing behind Wu Chen, as if she was looking for something.
"She's looking for your backpack." TT40 delivers prompts at the right time. Knapsack? Why are you looking for my backpack? Could it be that Macbeth is guarding some important 'thing' for her? Because you know I killed Macbeth, do you think I took that 'thing'?
Without giving Wu Chen time to think, making sure that he only brought the sword of the guard chief in his hand and the dagger pinned to his waist, the old woman smiled cruelly.
"Food, although I have not obtained a noble bloodline, but the gift of the hostess, is enough for me to live forever!" As soon as the words came out, the old woman swung her knife and pounced. Like Mount Tai pressing the top, Wu Chen's eyes were black, and his vision was completely obscured by the white mountains of flowers!
The butcher's knife swept and shattered at all touches!
Wu Chen was on the sideways and could be dodged.
With a swing of the knife, half of the house was shattered. The huge inertia dragged the old woman around the house like a spinning top several times before it stopped abruptly. Wu Chen just got up, and Roshan smashed his head again!
This time it's a straight cut!
The tip of the knife was raised and pierced into the top plate, and the stubborn stone was cut out of the terrifying groove like cheese!
The rockslide is like rain, and the sharp blade raised high chases the prey, and the head is chopped down!
Wu Chen didn't dare to block, because no matter how hard the steel was, it would be cut in two!
Get out again!
Wu Chen flew out, thinking that the butcher knife would slash heavily into the ground, but at the moment of slashing the ground, it slammed like a dragonfly and gently kissed the floor.
What a terrifying wrist force!
At this time, Wu Chen had just rolled in a circle. The butcher's knife slashed and chased him for a while. is worthy of being a cook, and he actually slices Wu Chen as a sausage.
Wu Chen crawled and fled in embarrassment. In the eyes, I could still see the old woman, but only the butcher knife was left. After going around the kitchen, the butcher's knife chasing the ass finally stopped. Before he could catch his breath, the bear-like giant palm slammed into his back.
There's no way to hide. Wu Chen stabbed hard!
Burst!
Blood splattered. The long sword came out of his palm. The old woman didn't even frown. The five fingers clenched back, and Wu Chen was knocked away with one punch.
Just like being hit head-on by a Russian-style heavy truck, Wu Chen spurted blood and flew upside down, shattering all the way to the ground.
Pulling out the 'flesh thorn' in her palm, stretching out her long scarlet tongue and licking the bloody wound, the old woman lifted the butcher's knife upside down, laughed and walked towards the prey that fell to the ground.
With the protection of a spiritual shield, Wu Chen was not seriously injured. But it seems to be a chest cavity that is stuck to the front and back. It still made it hard for him to breathe. Seeing that the butcher's knife was getting closer and closer, and both horizontal and vertical were dead, Wu Chen was ruthless!
grabbed a table leg casually, faced the white flower Roshan, and smashed it with all his might!
"Fuck me!" Wu Chen, who hadn't exploded for a long time, finally burst into a rough sentence!
Boom!
The table leg was in the chest, and the old woman didn't do anything, but Wu Chen even took the table leg and bounced out.
Rubbing the pounding meat balls, the old woman licked her lips teasingly: "You want to fuck me?" ”
"Whew!" I didn't hold back a bite. Sour water squirted from the mouth and nose: "Even if it's a sow." Also more attractive than you. ”
The old woman was not angry, reached out and clamped her wrists, and lifted Wu Chen up. "Is that so?"
Wu Chen just wanted to refute, but saw a python suddenly come out of the bloody mouth, and licked his face.
He had never seen such a horrible tongue, and it was even longer than his face!
"Dead open!" Wu Chen endured his nausea and turned his head to dodge.
It wasn't until the disgusting mucus covered Wu Chen's entire head and smeared all over his body that the old woman retracted her tongue unsatisfactorily.
"Oh...... What a delicious sweetheart! I can't even bear to stew you into broth. At least until I drain you, that bitch won't want to lift a finger on you. Well, let him eat the! Isn't the big dog supposed to eat......"
The old woman was talking to herself planning Wu Chen's future. But Wu Chen remained silent, anxiously waiting for the results of TT40's analysis.
Seeing that the old woman waved away the bottles and cans, threw him on the long table, ripped off his dress indiscriminately, and began to pull his trousers again.
Seeing that his chastity was not guaranteed, Wu Chen couldn't hold back any longer, and suddenly shouted: "Stop!" ”
The roar of the pure masters full of resentment really shook the terrifying Roshan.
The old woman flattered the huge fat ball to his mouth, and said with a lewd smile: "Little sweetheart, I promise you, it will be very comfortable, very comfortable......"
Wu Chen jumped out of the corner of his eyes and said word by word: "I'm a fucking man, slut!" ”
The old woman was stunned for a moment, but then quickly understood, and said with a smile: "So, out of male self-esteem, do you want to ......?" ”
"I want to be on it! Slut, don't let go yet! Wu Chen roared.
"Understood, understood, I let go, I let go......" the old woman gasped and let go.
Wu Chen rubbed his sore wrist, sat up suddenly, and slapped the old woman's white buttocks, "Slut!" Climb up on your own! ”
This is probably the tone she likes. With a wink of wink, the old woman raised her fat buttocks, carefully moved it to the table, and then slowly lay down, spreading her limbs defenselessly at Wu Chen. Although careful and careful, the stout wooden table still emits bursts of painful **.
The dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and she is quite confident in the immortal body she has obtained.
"My little sweetie, what are you waiting for?" The white-haired old woman rubbed the flesh bullet of the white flower on her chest, and kept throwing her wink.
If, if the volume of the white-haired old woman was doubled, and then the fat was removed, perhaps Wu Chen would not be so resistant. After all, in addition to her full head of gray hair, her body has not aged, and it can even be called delicate. However, in the face of this Roshan that hid huge volcanic energy, Wu Chen was disgusted to the bone!
Because it feels like you're on the last fat guy!
After all, from the perspective of natural laws, the roadless individual is still the power, and it should be the man who has the advantage.
Just as the old woman was gradually losing patience and preparing to use force, TT40 finally sent a message!
"The concentration of digestive enzymes in the saliva of xenomorphs is more than 100 times that of humans, and there is almost no organic matter that they cannot decompose! In this way, her metabolism is much faster than that of humans! No wonder she has so much fat piled up on her body! ”
"Like a hump?"
"That's right! That's the granary she prepared for herself! And her appetite must be amazing! ”
"Little Sugar Heart, come up, people can't wait......" the monster urged impatiently.
Wu Chen gritted his teeth and turned over the long table, and yelled at TT40: "What now!" ”
"Salt."
"Salt?!" (To be continued.) )