Chapter 133 Traffic is basically on kicking

It's afternoon or evening, it's actually afternoon, and it's just your illusion that it's night

More than 6,000 words, is it a merger of two chapters?

The dividing line of quibbles

Just as Li Gang was preparing his personal trainer's inaugural speech, Li Fengmei tugged at Xiaowei's clothes and whispered: "Xiaowei, your brother is so powerful, can you let him teach me too." With such a strong executor as a coach, I'm afraid it's hard to stay strong! ”

Xiaowei looked at Li Fengmei, who was full of little stars, and wiped her sweat silently, this girl's has made the mistake again, but you has seen the object. Sighing helplessly, "Okay, I'll help you ask, but don't blame me if you regret it, this stupid guy has the talent to kill people who are angry." ”

"No problem." Li Fengmei replied immediately, and she could see her eagerness. Besides, aren't the strong people in the movie a little quirky, understandable, understandable...

"Stupid brother, my friend also wants you to guide, is there a problem?" Although it was a question, Xiaowei's tone was unquestionable, which made Li Gang what else to say.

"Of course, it's my pleasure to serve beautiful women, but this can't be considered your personal trainer."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter, as long as you can make our strength rise as soon as possible." The personal trainer's statement was just a casual remark by Xiaowei, in fact, she didn't take it to heart from the beginning, she just wanted Li Gang to help improve her strength.

"Since you say so, then it's fine, but there's another private matter, you'd better come over and we'll talk about it privately." Li Gang suddenly beckoned to Xiaowei mysteriously, and at the same time, his eyes glanced at Li Fengmei.

"Something to say." Seeing Li Gang's sneaky eyes, Xiao Wei expected that nothing good would happen to him. Could it be that you have taken a fancy to my classmate? I want this girl to be my sister-in-law, it's a bit weird to say.

Hearing Xiaowei's reply, Li Gang looked embarrassed, "It's not good..."

"Love to say not to say, not to say to pull down."

"Okay, since you don't mind, then I'll say..."Li Gang coughed dryly twice and cleared his throat, and then said: "Old sister, it's not that you are an elder brother, you have to be single-minded, you see that you and your future brother-in-law just haven't passed the honeymoon period, isn't it too undisciplined to start attacking other girls..."

"Smack!"

Before Li Gang finished speaking, Xiaowei's soles had already made contact with his face, and sent him into the lake cordially. "I know that your dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and he still has a face to talk about discipline!"

"Woooooooooo

Li Gang learned to bark and climbed up from the water. It's so similar to learning, it looks like I've practiced.

"Hehe, your brother is so funny." Li Fengmei said happily.

"Tease? I think it's a show. Xiaowei said mercilessly.

Wringing the water on his clothes, Li Gang returned to Xiaowei, "I have a relationship with water today, but unfortunately even if I get wet, there is nothing to see, Wang~"

"I'm not for you to be funny today, you're such a big person, can you not be so naΓ―ve."

"Okay, I'm naΓ―ve, I'll review, Wang~"

".......What does this 'Wang' mean?"

"Didn't you say I was a dog's mouth? So... Wang~"

Xiaowei covered his head with a headache, "You are here to make me angry, right?" Then I can tell you unequivocally that your purpose has been achieved. So, go die! ”

Xiao Wei couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the "vibrating wand" from his trouser pocket, and saw that lightning flashed on it, and a whip composed of thunder and lightning instantly formed. Then he gave Li Gang a brutal and inhumane pumping.

Seeing Li Gang being whipped and rolling on the ground with a relaxed look, Li Fengmei couldn't help but admire: "It's so amazing, it's okay to be beaten like this, it's really the executor!" ”

"Hey, you're not in the right place." Lin Ning was powerless to complain. And what kind of brother and sister are these, don't play like no one else in broad daylight, okay? And it looks pretty hilarious? Anyway, this pervert even has M attributes.,I thought it was S.,Or S and M at the same time? But if it's a pervert, this setting seems to be acceptable.

After some fuss, that is, after Xiaowei was tired, he finally returned to the topic.

Li Gang straightened his clothes that were a little scorched and smoking, and said to Xiao Wei: "Ahem, that, you can see your growth from the strength of the electric whip just now." And the ability to evolve the energy blade into a whip also shows that he is very talented. However, it is not possible to determine your full strength level from these alone, and if you want to develop a training method for you, you must first have a comprehensive understanding of your strengths, strengths, weaknesses, etc., so as to make a targeted training improvement plan. ”

Xiaowei felt that what Li Gang said was quite reasonable, it seemed that this unreliable stupid brother was finally serious, so he asked, "How do you understand?" ”

Li Gang shrugged: "It's very simple, just show me all your skills." ”

"What about me?" Li Fengmei asked excitedly.

"Don't worry about the girls, come one by one." Li Gang said.

"Okay, hehe." Li Fengmei playfully stuck out her tongue.

Although Xiao Wei's elder brother behaves a little strangely, it can be determined from his performance that he is a very powerful executor, and his strength is probably above that of the sister flower executor who does protection work in the summer camp. Compared to the teachers at school, I don't know how many times stronger. With the guidance of such a strong man, it is inevitable that his strength will grow by leaps and bounds.

"So I'll start now?" Xiaowei rubbed his hands at the lake.

"Uh, wait." Li Gang stopped.

"What's wrong?"

"I'm afraid the effect of empty skills is not easy to judge, so I'll give you a target."

"Target?" Xiaowei looked at Li Gang suspiciously, and said approvingly: "I can't see that you are quite sacrificial." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Isn't it me, okay, you just want to ravage my pure flesh* body like that? Why, I'm also your brother. Dear~~" Li Gang burst into tears.

"Kiss your head, are you Taobao? Don't sell it, or you'll let your pure flesh disappear directly from this world! ”

"Well, I was wrong." After Li Gang finished speaking, he turned his head to look at the tofu flower that was tirelessly gnawing on the jerky, pointed to the lake and said to it: "Hey, foodie, go there and stand there." ”

"Huh~~?" Tofu Hua looked at Li Gang stupidly, and his mouth still didn't stop.

"Look at what, just say you, don't pretend to be stupid, give me a quick pass."

"Ah~~" Tofu Flower turned to the lake and continued to eat...

The pet is disobedient and slightly embarrassed. Li Gang scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "There may be a rebellious period recently, there are always a few days every month..."

That posture, that strength, that artistic conception is the same as Xiao Wei kicking him before. Haven't you practiced? Or is it a family tradition, and the traffic is basically on the foot?

Lin Ning and Li Fengmei are messy in the wind...

I saw a little Lori rolling in the air and drawing a beautiful parabola, planted by the lake with a "pop", and then got up and touched the head full of dirt as if nothing happened and continued to eat.

Li Gang clapped his hands, pointed to the tofu flower by the lake and said to Xiaowei: "The target is in place." ”

The crowd was speechless

"What's wrong, it's too small? Well, it's a bit small and hard to aim, so why don't I make it bigger? ”

"You're crazy, aren't you? Isn't it your pet? Isn't it a phantom? What if you use it as a target to annoy it? ”

"Ann, Ann, it's not annoying, it's obedient, just like Pikachu."

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"Besides, isn't there still me? If only you put a million hearts. Li Gang patted his chest and promised. Then he added, "With the strength of you mid-level evolutionaries, don't say it's annoying, it's too light to tickle it." If it's comfortable, I might like you~"

It's true, but why does it sound so unpleasant? Xiao Wei glared at Li Gang, "Since you say so, I'm welcome." If you are such an owner, it is unlucky. ”

"Oh, hey, don't say that, this foodie likes me very much, he sleeps with me every night, and he can't get rid of it, hehe..."

Xiao Wei didn't pay attention to Li Gang's nonsense, and directly released his skills to Tofu Hua, from ordinary discharge attacks to her most powerful electric light arrows.

Watching the dazzling electric light envelop the body of the tofu flower Lori over and over again, the thin clothes on her body gradually turned into ashes. Lin Ning was frightened, and Li Fengmei couldn't bear to look at it anymore, it was too cruel!

Lin Ning's heart was frightened because he had seen the true body of Tofu Hua, and he was not worried that the attack would damage this Lori, but he was afraid that it would be provoked and run wild. Li Gang's perverted words are not reassuring at all. Those two rows of sharp big teeth are still fresh in my memory.

Li Fengmei is just the opposite, seeing such a young Lori being attacked like this, even if she knows that it is unusual, she still can't stand it.

After the baptism of Xiaowei's skills, Tofu still stood there comfortably, eating the dried meat that had been charred unhurriedly. The clothes on his body had long since turned to ashes, but the marks left by the burning of the clothes made it black, as if it had come from Africa.

Xiaowei's skills, as Li Gang said, did not cause any damage to the tofu flower, but it was quite comfortable to hit, otherwise it would not be so comfortable.

Xiao Wei frowned and looked at the black tofu flowers, and asked Li Gang, "How is it?" ”

"It's okay... Wait for Sister Feng to finish trying and talk together. Li Gang gestured to Li Fengmei, "Let's start, Sister Feng, no matter what the evolution ability is, just greet that foodie." ”

Li Fengmei glanced at the tofu flower again, and hesitated: "I still don't need a target, just let it go..."

"How?"

Li Fengmei pointed to the tofu flower and said, "If you beat it, it feels like you are abusing children, and you can't do it." ”

After hearing this, Li Gang immediately turned his head to Xiaowei and said bitterly: "Look at it, look at how kind other girls are!" Look at you again, such a cute little Lori was beaten to death, and she was beaten into an African Lori. are all beautiful girls, why is the gap between people so big? ”

"I'm bigger than you!" Xiao Wei slashed Li Gang in the face with a knife, "What qualifications do you have to say about me?" Who kicked the 'cute little Lori' as a target? ”

"Yes." Li Gang bowed his head, and then said to Li Fengmei seriously: "No need to do it, although it looks like Lori, it is actually a phantom, in addition to eating, resistance to beating is its only advantage." So you go for it, and it's all right. ”

"Phantoms? That's not a joke? "Li Fengmei had heard from the conversation between Xiaowei and Li Gang that Lori was a phantom before, but when they were joking, even if they felt that Lori was a little special, they didn't dare to associate it with the phantom demon who currently firmly occupies the top of the "Illustrated Book".

"That's a must, how can someone as serious as me be joking..."

"It's a funny joke." Xiaowei rolled his eyes.

"Hehe, all in all, even if you do it, you don't need to accompany you if you break it, provided that you hit it badly. Otherwise, I'll let it show its true identity, and then I'll be able to do it. ”

"Really?"

"The human form is his disguise, and it usually shows its true form when it fights. It's a hideous-looking big guy, I'm sure you won't like it. ”

Of course, Li Fengmei knew that illusions could transform, but she saw it from the illustrated book, and her appearance was really unpleasant.

"That's not going to change. In fact, my evolution ability is a variant of the water elemental ability, which is also an ability system, which is the ability to make ice. You don't need a target for this ability......"

In the end, Li Fengmei still didn't use tofu flower as a target, and only used lake water to show her skills. It's just that her ice was eaten a lot by tofu flowers.

After the presentation...

"I've pretty much counted your level. Comrade Lao Mei and Sister Feng both have a good foundation, and they have a fairly high level of ability control, which shows that they have put a lot of effort into it. But the control is good, but the attack power is not enough. To put it simply, it is useless. ”

Li Gang's evaluation is ruthless enough, but Xiaowei and Li Fengmei have nothing to say. Although their strength among the students is not bad, it is too self-sufficient to think so in front of an executor like Li Gang. Now is not the time to entangle the evaluation, it is important to really improve the strength, and everything else is floating clouds.

"Just tell us what to do." Xiaowei is a very strong girl, she used to have a limited field of vision and didn't know how strong the real strong is, but now after seeing the strength of the stinky girl and stupid brother who is the same age as herself, she understands her weakness. And she believes that this is not all, because just looking at the stupid brother's unserious appearance knows that he has not used all his strength at all, at least he has not even opened the Yuan Force Explosion. So understanding that the gap did not frighten her, but inspired her to fight.

Li Gang said: "Actually, it's very simple, if the attack power is insufficient, increase the attack power." In addition to skill, the most fundamental thing that determines the attack power is your own quality, including the speed at which you create Yuan Force, the Yuan Power and explosive power you accommodate, etc. By the way, your qualities are genetically determined, and it is time for you to advance when you reach the full potential of your body at this stage. The reason why you stay in the middle of the ladder has a lot to do with your comfortable living environment. Because you students usually pay more attention to technical things, and lack the environment of actual combat and high-intensity use ability, they have become flowers in the greenhouse, which grow beautiful but can't withstand the baptism of wind and rain. If you don't experience wind and rain, you can't grow strong. Speaking of this, Li Gang's tone changed to seriousness, "You see, many hunters from the wild road have not even undergone any guidance, and they have stubbornly groped their way up to a high level. In fact, the time when everyone gained the ability to evolve was almost the same, why did there were few high-level evolutionaries in the academy and the hunters outside were now full of high-level? Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but it's a lot more than the academy. I don't think it's a problem of age gap, it's not a matter of talent, it's just that the environment in which you live is different. You can slowly learn to improve step by step under heavy protection, while those hunters must go to the wild to survive, and the extreme environment is constantly squeezing their potential, so they grow and advance faster. Moreover, they may not have beautiful skills, but they still have the simplest and most effective nirvana that has been honed through countless life-and-death battles. It's simple and simple, but it's much more effective than your beautiful moves. After all, mutant beasts don't know how to appreciate it, and skills that can hurt it are good skills. ”

Li Gang paused slightly, allowing Xiaowei and Li Fengmei to digest it a little. After a moment of silence, he pointed to the tofu flower that was still nibbling on the ice left by Li Fengmei after releasing his skills by the lake, "If you encounter a mutant beast of its caliber in the wild, with your bells and whistles skills, just to deliver food to it, the mutant beast can drown you if you pee..."

β€œβ€¦ Hey, I'm not silent, you're talking more and more, I want to listen to the method. After being counted down by Li Gang for a long time, Xiaowei finally couldn't bear it, and the more he spoke, the more ugly it became.

"No problem, the way is to get out."

"Where's it going?"

"Out in the wild, get out of the greenhouse and let the storm come harder! Uh, but be careful of being blown off. ”

"What kind of exercise is this, it's nonsense. Where is the targeted training mentioned earlier? ”

Li Gang scratched his head, "It's just a casual thing." Don't care about that kind of details, what we pursue is to respond to all changes with the same, return to the sect, the unity of nature and man, the blend of water and milk, and the nature of nature... Uh, did I say it's a blend? I didn't say it, you must have heard it wrong, and you talked about it again. In short, in the wilderness, you will encounter all kinds of unexpected unexpected situations, and you may face all kinds of unpredictable dangers and enemies, and your strength will come up unconsciously in the fatigue of coping. After thinking about it, he added, "It should be like this." ”

"You'd be sure for me!"

"Well, anyway, tomorrow we'll go out into the wilderness, and go home to pack a few changes of clothes, bright but sturdy. Uh, I almost forgot..."Li Gang raised his index finger and reminded him with a smile: "Two beauties, don't forget to bring your good friend's mouth towel, if she vomits anywhere in the wild, it will be very dangerous!" ”

"I'll spit on you!"

Xiao Wei shouted angrily and kicked Li Gang away with a beautiful roundhouse kick. I saw him spin in the air and draw a beautiful arc, and then "poofed" into the water again.

Then Xiao Wei, whose cheeks were hot, pulled the stunned Li Fengmei, "Let's go, don't pay attention to that idiot." ”

"Good..."

Sticking his head out of the water and seeing Xiaowei and the two leaving, Li Gang sighed silently, "I really have a relationship with the water today, if this is the seaside, maybe I will pick up a mermaid." ”

"Hey, foodie here." Li Gangchong was still lying on the residual ice and gnawing on the tofu trick beckoning. As a result, Tofu Hua glanced up at him, lowered his head and continued to gnaw. This is Chi Guoguo's disregard.

"Ya is becoming less and less conscious of being a pet." Li Gang reached out and grabbed the ankle of Tofu Hua, unceremoniously dragged it over, and poked it in front of him and said, "As a pet, you must have a work ethic." Do you understand professional ethics, that is, to be on call, the master will let you go east and never west, let you pick your nostrils and never pick chrysanthemums, do you understand, do you understand? ”

Crunch crunch......

The tofu flower on his head and feet held the ice cubes that he tore off and gnawed silently, looking at it like this, he didn't understand.

Li Gang shook his head helplessly, "Forget it, it's just playing the piano to the pig, or playing the piano." After that, he pressed the black tofu flower into the water, rolled up his sleeves and rubbed it violently to wash away the stains left by the burning clothes on his body. That technique is like washing turnips, or a journeyman.

Tofu Flower can be transformed to clean the surface of the body, but now that the lake has attracted many people from the previous movement, isn't it too low-key to let Tofu Flower transform?

Under Li Gang's several rubbing, the tofu flower turned into a white and tender little loli, and then took a piece of clothing and put it on its body, and it was finished. If you say that, you don't dare to put it on the shore and then put it on? It's all wet.

As soon as the two chickens landed on the shore, Lin Ning came up, she grabbed Li Gang's hand with an unusually unusually smile and enthusiasm, and said with concern: "Second Lieutenant Li Gang, you see that you are soaked, it is easy to catch a cold like this, take off your wet clothes quickly." Ah, the lake must be very cold, you are not cold, if it is cold, you have to heat it quickly, the fire is too slow, it is no problem to use my body to warm up! ”

As he spoke, Lin Ning further hugged Li Gang's arm and let it sink deeply between his two soft white rabbits. As soon as Li Gang tilted his head, he could see the snow-white abyss that had become steeper under the open collar due to the squeezing.

Looking at Lin Ning's seductive and shy expression, even the warm and soft touch transmitted from his arm could not stop Li Gang from shaking goosebumps.

Li Gang touched his head, then touched the head of Tofu Hua, and then looked at Lin Ning... The abyss in his chest asked, "Crazy?" ”

"I hate it, people just care about you. And oh, even if you ask them, they won't answer you, hehe. A gentleman should look into someone's eyes and speak! Lin Ning's soft voice made people's bones crisp from the inside out, and at the same time, he blinked his jewel-like eyes towards Li Gang's gaze, and Li Gang, whose suffocating eyes, instantly lost his mind.

Seeing Li Gang's reaction, Lin Ning smiled secretly in his heart, men are really virtuous, even if they don't use the ability to charm, as long as they use a little means, they will still be fascinated. Otherwise, how could it be possible to deceive all kinds of second generations in Mingquan, large and small, and there are thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf is touched! Lao Tzu's erotic seduction technique was practiced after the tempering of those picky second generations, as long as you are willing to move seriously, it is a matter of seconds to get this kind of perversion that drools when you see a beautiful woman.

Ah, that doesn't seem like something to be proud of. That's right, I'm sacrificing Hue to endure humiliation for the sake of being strong in the future, and I'm definitely not having fun in it. In fact, it is the same level of existence as Han Xin and Gou Jian. When I get those crystals and become stronger, I must let this guy lick the soles of my feet, and now let him take advantage of it and return it all ...... It's better to get it back from his sister. It's a pity that he didn't understand the value of the spar, so he casually lent three to the State Bureau for research, so he could only get three, and the other three didn't know if there would be a chance to get them in the future. Because it is said to be borrowed, I am afraid that there will never be a day of return, and the positive and negative departments are always this urine. But fortunately, this pervert doesn't understand the value of the hedron, so I have a chance to get it. My sixth sense can't be wrong, when I get my hands on it and use them to help improve my strength, it's too late for him to regret it, wait to lick my feet. Be sure not to wash your feet for a week before letting him lick them, hum.

Lin Ning's thoughts turned a thousand times in his heart, and the smile on his face became more and more intense, and it was nothing more than that, if Tang Xuanzong saw it, I am afraid that he would directly kick Yang Guifei off the city wall.

Li Gang stared at Lin Ning as if he had lost his soul, and then slowly pasted his face until the two of them could smell their snorts, as if only in this way could they see this fascinating peerless face. Then Li Gang lowered his head, and on Lin Ning's forehead, which was as smooth as jade, there was a head hammer......

touch

"Ahh Lin Ning screamed miserably and was directly knocked to the ground by his head. Holding his red and swollen forehead, he looked at Li Gang with tears in his eyes, "You, what are you doing?" ”

Li Gang tilted his head, "I think your forehead is very beautiful, I just want to test the hardness." ”

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