10. The black household of the underworld
Oh my God! I'm already dead? My heart "chuckled", and at the moment when I didn't know why, two white shadows appeared, and two "people" appeared: "Oh, who are you?" "I was fascinated by my thoughts, and I was suddenly frightened by two faces as white as paper money, and how bewitching the lips were, revealing that strange bright red
"We're here to seduce your soul," a medium-sized "man" said without emotion, and I quickly asked, "I'm already dead?" "Before I could finish speaking, the ghost cha who was about the same size as me had already hooked my hand with that swarthy chain, which was actually the soul hook chain?
"Don't hesitate any longer, come with me!" The two ghosts almost held me down, the body went forward like the wind, everything was left behind, and it didn't take a few minutes to run hundreds of kilometers, and finally stopped in front of a square, and there was a big plaque hanging on the square door, which said "Suzhou City God Temple" five big characters!
It turns out that the matter of going to the City God Temple first after the death of the person is true, the two ghosts escorted me into the inside, the outside looks like an ancient feeling, but inside it is no different from the yang world, an old man is sitting in front of the computer while humming a little song while drinking tea, really uncomfortable, the thin ghost cha shouted, "City God, we are here to report!" ”
"Oh, sit down!" Only then did Lord Chenghuang notice our presence, and he looked at me slightly, "Name, age, place of origin"
"My name is He Feng, I am twenty this year, and I am from Suzhou, Jiangsu!" I replied, and Lord Chenghuang was tapping on the keyboard neatly in front of the computer, frowning, and typing again, muttering, "Strange, why don't you have this personal information?" Did I miss it? ”
"It turns out that he is a black man, so he should go to eighteen floors of hell," the thinner ghost said to Lord Chenghuang.
"No" Lord Cheng Huang shook his head and fell into deep thought, "There is only one kind of person who does not make a register with me, that is, people who have transcended the six realms of reincarnation, their previous lives often have a high level of cultivation, and they don't need to report to me after they attain nirvana, so they don't use me to register!" ”
The skinny ghost was a little out of action, "Hmph, just a mortal can transcend the six realms of reincarnation?" We ghosts can't transcend the six realms of reincarnation! His eyes were full of disbelief, but I was blinded, "What? What the? Am I beyond the six realms of reincarnation? You can't make a mistake, right? I'm just an ordinary person! ”
"Well, that's true!" Lord Chenghuang nodded at me, and then looked at the two ghosts beside me, "You two should be kind to him on Huangquan Road, otherwise the king of Hades will not let you have a good time, I can only say so much!" This is another inexplicable and wonderful sentence!
"Yes!" The medium-sized ghost said respectfully, but the thin ghost did look unruly, "I don't believe it to the underworld, and I can't see him in front of the evil mirror!" Looking at his appearance, I actually felt an obvious uneasiness in my heart, and as I said that, I bowed to the City God, "City God, please do it, I am now like a black household!" ”
Lord Chenghuang stood up in a panic and hurriedly helped me up, "I can't stand your worship, get up quickly!" The thin ghost snorted coldly, "It's not a big person, it's just a ghost, no, it shouldn't even be a ghost!" ”
"Yes, I'm not a big person, but all beings are equal, and you can't insult me like this!" I smiled faintly, the thin ghost cha was just gloomy and fell into silence, and the medium-sized onicha patted the thin onicha on the shoulder, "Okay, in that case, let's take him to the underworld, Hades always knows all this!" ”
"Then please walk slowly, don't be rude to him!" The city god stood up, two ghosts escorted me out, is it that I am a freak so there is no record in the city god here, gradually we came to a dark road, looking up at the gray patch, looking down but not seeing the ground, here the colors between the world and the earth have turned into nothing, only black and white two colors remain, the three of us, no, it is two ghosts and a ghost walking on the road.
"Where is this?" I looked at the two ghosts and asked, and the thin ghost snorted coldly, "Huangquan Road, even if you have money on this Huangquan Road, it's useless!" "But the feet became bumpy, but there were no stones when I looked down. Those stones seem to be able to penetrate the shoes, and there is a tingling sensation on the feet, no wonder I heard people in the yang world say that Huangquan Road is not easy to walk!
"How much longer? I can't bear this foot," I asked, enduring the pain in my foot,
"It's still long, walk slowly," the thin ghost said with a smile, and the medium-sized ghost chacha persuaded, "Don't say that, have you forgotten the explanation of the city god?" ”
"Then you want me to force a smile? Lord Chenghuang only said one thing, haven't you heard of it, this demon and demon are not no longer in reincarnation, I think he is a devil, don't you see his appearance and back? ”
"Rub, what's wrong? What are you trying to illustrate? "I drank loudly, I have long been tired of seeing this ghost, my temper is that I am more horizontal than him when I meet a horizontal person, and when I meet a kind person, then I will treat him with kindness!
"I said you're a freak, and even if you're a freak, you're still a black household, I don't know which demon is reincarnated!" The thin ghost almost didn't look at me and said, I became angry, and said that I was a freak, I just couldn't get used to him, picked up my right foot and kicked it towards his ass, but I didn't expect it to be too hard, kicking him in a doggy style!
The thin ghost almost got up from the ground and wanted to rush up and whip me with the whip in his hand, but he was held down by the medium-sized ghost, "Lose your breath, don't be like him" Although he didn't attack me, he pointed at me and scolded, "Do you know that hitting a ghost is like hitting the face of Hades, but you have to go to eighteen layers of hell?" ”
"Ouch, it scared the hell out of me, my mother!" I replied with a smile, I didn't expect that there are such ghosts in this underworld, I thought that the ghosts in the underworld are fair and just, but this is only one, and it doesn't represent all, the medium-sized ghost cha looked at me, "Okay, don't say it again, walk the Huangquan Road quietly, there are still a lot of hardships you have to suffer!" ”
"Oh!" I whispered to me, this medium-sized ghost is okay, at least knows how to respect others, unlike the thin ghost who doesn't even know the minimum respect, just a short distance away, a crystal clear stone blocks our way, and slightly emits a trace of golden light, this stone is simply beautiful, those jewels in the yang world are dimmed, what is this?