The scorching sun is in the sky, the scorching sun is mercilessly baking the earth, the air is very dry, standing in the sun, and after a while, you will sweat.

On the first day of the new semester, Wei Qing came to school early.

The school is big because it's a university!

Before it was class time, Wei Qing sat lazily on the lawn, watching the students pass by.

There is no difference between college and high school, they are all students and teachers. It's just that the campus here is a little bigger, and the students are a little more mature

A breeze blew, and the scent of flowers permeated the entire campus.

Wei Qing approached in the direction of the flower garden, greedily sucking on the refreshing fragrance of flowers!

When the time for class finally came, Wei Qing stood up and walked towards the classroom.

By the time he got to the classroom, it was already overcrowded. Wei Qing finally found a corner where no one was, walked over and sat down, quietly waiting for the start of the first class of the new semester.

The students in the classroom are talking to each other, in groups of threes and twos, discussing this and that; It's like a swarm of flies buzzing in a person's ear.

Finally, the substitute professor arrived.

After a boring pleasantry, the professor began to introduce himself. "I am your biochemistry teacher, and from today onwards, I will be in charge of your biochemistry department" The professor was a thin old man, with thinning hair, wrinkled skin on his face, and the clothes he wore were very simple, and the color of the washed ones had fallen off.

At this time, a classmate sitting in the row in front of Wei Qing muttered in a low voice: "This old man, he looks so frustrated, what ability can he teach us!" The classmate's companion replied, "Yes, it's quite frustrating." I don't know what kind of skills he has" This sentence was louder, and some of the surrounding classmates looked sideways.

I only heard the professor continue: "My surname is Feng, and my two names are equal, and everyone calls me Teacher Pingguo"

Wei Qing had been listening carefully to the new professor's speech, and when he heard this, he was really a little strange. "Why is there such a strange name!!"

Just when Wei Qing felt strange about the professor's name, there were people who were even stranger than him.

"Professor!" A boy sitting in the front row raised his arm.

"What do you have to say?" The professor said.

The boy stood up and asked, "Professor, why do people call you 'Apple' sensei?" Do you have anything to do with Apple? ”

"Pss

The scene also resounded with laughter.

Wei Qing thought to himself: "This classmate, what you asked is too interesting!" How can you ask a question like that! ”

At that moment, some classmates couldn't help but ridicule: "This doesn't need to be asked, it must be that he likes to eat apples!" ”

"No, I think the professor must have grown an apple orchard at home."

"I guess the professor's family must be selling apples"

A few classmates with active minds ridiculed Professor Kai for their thoughts.

The professor smiled at the many students, "Please call me 'teacher', I don't like people calling me 'professor'!" ”

"Okay, teacher." The boy who stood up to ask the question said, "Do you have anything to do with Apple?" ”

The professor is still smiling! "This classmate, you must have not paid attention to what I was saying just now. My name is 'Pingguo', so everyone calls me Mr. Pingguo. Also, you need to adjust your pronunciation, I'm not calling it 'apple.'"

"Okay, I see, I'll pass the teacher." The classmate sat down.

"Teacher—"

At this moment, the classmate sitting in front of Wei Qing also raised his arm.

"What questions do you have for this classmate?" The professor said flatly.

The classmate stood up and said, "I want to ask a question about physics, I don't know if it's okay!" ”

"You can ask questions, but it's my business whether to answer them or not."

"What if I ask you to answer!"

This student is really inching, it seems that this person must be a very picky guy.

The professor said, "I can do my best to answer for you." ”

"Okay!" I heard the student say, "Teacher, if you measure it in the unit of time, how long is an eternity?" ”

"Hmm~! This is indeed a deep question! The professor bit his lip, pondered for a moment, and said, "Not far from this city, there is a sea to the east, called the Pacific Ocean, and you scoop a bowl of water from the sea every day, and so on and so forth, until you have scooped all the sea water dry, and then an eternity will pass."

"Haha"

The professor's answer made Wei Qing laugh. It's called, 'A man must not be a man, and the sea cannot be measured!' ’

"I don't know, do you like this answer from me?" The professor looked at the classmate with a smile.

The classmate's face turned red with embarrassment, and he sat down gloomy.

After a funny episode, the official class begins.

The professor said to everyone solemnly: "First of all, let me explain ergonomics to everyone! Ergonomics"

This professor doesn't look good-looking, but he has a set of lectures, and his careful explanation makes the students as cheerful and transparent as if they were seeing the sun

"In the end, in order to let the students have a more direct understanding of the human body, I decided to take everyone to the laboratory and dissect the human body for everyone," the professor's hearty voice echoed over the classroom.

"Oh! Oh my God, what did the teacher say? ”

"I don't think I heard it wrong!"

"Dissect the human body!" Wei Qing couldn't help but gasp. It just so happens that for human body, Wei Qing has excellent theoretical knowledge, but what he lacks is practice.

The students were led by the teacher to the laboratory. In this laboratory, the students saw a corpse soaked in chemicals

The faces of a considerable number of students instantly turned ugly.

"Vomit-" just glanced at it, Wei Qing's abdomen was like turning over the river and the sea, and he couldn't stop vomiting.

The students next to him hurriedly hid away from their mouths and noses.

"Teacher, someone is sick!" A classmate shouted.

"Who's uncomfortable?" The professor hurriedly asked with concern.

"It's me—" Wei Qing raised one arm and covered his stomach at the same time! His face was extremely pale. "Teacher, I'm not feeling well, I can't continue to listen to the class, I'm going to take a leave of absence! I'm very sorry, but I apologize."

From the beginning to the end, Wei Qing has never dealt with human experiments