Chapter 051: Three-Use Bad Luck Charm
After Zhang Xingxing came out of the all-you-can-drink café, it was already nine o'clock in the evening. , the latest chapter access: ШШШ.79xs.СоМ .
After parking the car, he took the big egg and prepared to go back to the bedroom.
But as soon as he got out of the garage, Zhang Xingxing noticed that not far away, several familiar figures jumped out.
The corners of Zhang Xingxing's mouth hooked slightly, and he took out his mobile phone.
Hint: Whether to use the low-level Bad Luck Charm*1.
This is already the last bad luck charm, Zhang Xingxing hesitated for a moment, but still clicked OK.
The few figures not far away were none other than the four bald men who had repeatedly troubled Zhang Xingxing.
However, today's bald men are ready.
Everyone wears a steel helmet, and this time even if bricks fall from the sky again, even if they accidentally fall to the ground, they don't have to worry.
Therefore, they had the confidence to abolish Zhang Xingxing, each holding a steel pipe, and appeared in front of him again.
"Zhang Xingxing, right?" the bald man grinned, "This time it's up to you to dodge." ”
Zhang Xingxing was already moved by their persistence, and said, "I want to know, who asked you to teach me a lesson?"
The bald man sneered, "I want to know who it is? Dreaming! We are people with professional 'ethics'." ”
Zhang Xingxing shrugged helplessly.
"Break his legs for me!" the bald man said suddenly.
But soon, the voice stopped abruptly.
Because four air conditioners suddenly fell from the sky, the four 'mixed' and 'mixed' were directly pressed to the ground.
The bald man couldn't help but burst out with a foul mouth, "!"
Zhang Xingxing 'touched' his nose, and the effect of the bad luck charm was really good.
"Tell me who made you come to me for trouble. Zhang Xingxing said.
"I said, I'm a professional ......" Before the bald man finished speaking, his face instantly turned into a pig's liver 'color', "!"
A cabinet refrigerator fell on him.
"You see, even God thinks that you are not a person with professional 'ethics', let's say. Zhang Xingxing smiled.
The bald man's heart was broken at this time.
He swore that he would never come to trouble Zhang Xingxing again.
The reincarnation of a living broom star.
The first time they met Zhang Xingxing, the four bald men were either knocked unconscious by themselves or fell unconscious by themselves.
The second time he met Zhang Xingxing, four bricks fell from the sky, smashing the four bald men unconscious.
The third time I met Zhang Xingxing, the bald man was prescient, everyone wore a steel helmet, I thought that this time it was foolproof, and he could definitely break Zhang Xingxing's legs and earn 1 million.
But the bald man found out that he was wrong, and it was so wrong.
The bald man didn't know if the times were changing too fast, or if he couldn't react to it.
Is it useful to wear a steel helmet? Yes, you can't get dizzy when you wrestle, and you can't get dizzy when you smash bricks.
But what about replacing it with an air conditioner in the sky, your steel helmet is useful?
There is a professional 'ethics', right? Okay! How about a refrigerator in the sky?
Fuck the professional 'ethics'.
The bald man has already decided that Zhang Xingxing is the reincarnation of a broom star, as long as he can stay away from himself, not to mention professional 'ethics', that is, kneel and 'lick' him, and the bald man is also willing.
If he continues to play like this, the bald man is really afraid that he will be played to death.
"It's Xiao Bing, Xiao Bing asked me to break your 'legs', and I can get 1 million. The bald man said busily.
"Oh? It turned out to be Xiao Bing. Zhang Xingxing nodded thoughtfully.
The bald man smiled with a smile that was even more ugly than crying: "Zhang Xingxing, I already told you, you hurry up and stay away from me, okay?"
Before he finished speaking, another screw fell from the sky and landed on the bald man's head, smashing with a loud bang.
"Oh, when I beg you, can't you?" cried the bald man, crying mournfully.
"Okay!" Zhang Xingxing nodded, and strode away.
At this time, a moving team came running.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the rope suddenly broke when I moved. Several people hurriedly moved the refrigerator and air conditioner.
After helping the four 'bastards' and 'bastards' up, I originally thought that I would be scolded and blackmailed. But the strange thing is that as soon as the four 'bastards' and 'bastards' stood up, they ran in a hurry.
I saw a few people from the moving company, and I was inexplicable for a while.
With the lesson of going back to the dormitory before the statute of limitations of yesterday's bad luck charm expired, Zhang Xingxing decided to lie down in the 'exercise' field where no one was there for a few minutes before returning to the dormitory.
The grass was green, lying on the ground, looking at the stars and the crescent moon in the distance, vast and silent, Zhang Xingxing felt that he had fallen into a wonderful state.
Slowly closing his eyes, the "Mortal Immortal Cultivation Technique" method in his body sped up.
At this time, a four-eyed boy came over with a new fruit mobile phone, "Wife, I'm fine, although the phone exploded yesterday, it didn't hurt me." ”
"I heard on the news that four-star mobile phones are easy to explode, so this time I changed to a fruit phone, and this time I don't have to worry. ”
As soon as Four-Eyed Boy finished speaking, a loud roar sounded in his ears.
The fruit phone also exploded.
It exploded.
Exploded.
Finish.
The short man played LOL all day yesterday, and at night because he was hungry, he hurriedly went out to make noodles, and when he returned to the dormitory with instant noodles, he slipped and fell to the ground because of a spicy leather bag.
A small spicy leather bag made the short man slip, which made the short man feel that the game was too fierce during this time, and he needed to exercise properly.
So, after 'pumping' some time today, the short man decided to trot on the 'playground' for a while.
As soon as he finished running a lap, the short man saw a person in front of him who was talking on the phone, and the phone suddenly exploded.
Recently, there have been too many cases of mobile phone explosions on the news, and I heard that one of the people who lived in the same dormitory as me also exploded in the morning.
So, the short man wasn't too surprised and continued his running workout.
But as soon as he ran to the place where the mobile phone exploded, the short man suddenly stumbled, and his whole face fell to the ground, his nose was blue and his face was swollen.
He felt that the blue thin mushroom, was his body really so bad?
The short man dragged his aching body towards the steps not far away, resting for a while.
Not far away, a couple held hands and walked sweetly around the 'playground'.
"Ah Wei, next time you go upstairs, you have to pay attention. "The 'girl' stretched out her hand and gently stroked the tall and thin boy's somewhat scarred face.
The tall and thin boy nodded and said, "I will, but yesterday it seems that many people in our dormitory fell down the stairs." ”
"I heard it's because we have a broom star in that dormitory, you see, it's him. The tall and thin boy took out his mobile phone, which was the back of Zhang Xingxing.
The 'female' child smiled sweetly: "There is no broom star, it's not that I haven't paid attention." However, this back seems to be 'quite like' with the person sleeping on the grass in front of him. ”
"If he was a broom star, wouldn't we be down now? ”
As soon as the 'girl' child finished speaking, the two of them felt their legs 'cramp' at the same time, and fell to the ground straight 'up' and 'stiff'.
Looking at Zhang Xingxing's gaze again, both of them were inexplicably surprised.