"Kill your uncle!"

"Yes, kill your uncle!"

The two figures got closer, and I took a closer look, and sure enough, it was the third brother and the monkey brother, and I saw that the two of them were covered in mud and sand, and their clothes and pants were torn, and the strangest thing was that everyone's face was painted with a full face of Wang Ba. I can't draw it, so I put Wang Ba on top of Wang Ba, Wang Ba on Wang Ba, in short, I don't have a piece of painting where the place is clean......

When they were about to run to us, the two of them stood with their eyebrows crossed. Stunned, he rushed towards the place where the two corpse kings were fighting, and before the two corpse kings who were fighting fiercely reacted, the third brother suddenly rushed over, and a mouth was pumped on Hou Qing's face.

Hou Qing's strength is infinite, but the third brother is a natural Taoist priest, and his strength is not covered. Hou Qing was not prepared at all, but he was pumped in place and turned around, covering his face and being stunned directly......

But the third brother didn't pay attention to Hou Qing at all, and pushed him hard on the chest, and after pushing him to the back, he turned around and glared at the equally stunned female lu and roared: "You fuck! Can't afford to lose, can you? ”

And at this moment, Brother Monkey had already run over, after all, he was small. The legs are not much longer than the one. Run slowly.

When he ran in front of the female man, the female hermit had already transformed into a human form from the flying sand, and the monkey brother sat on the ground, and with a move the old tree roots, he hugged the female her's legs, and also glared at the female lu and roared: "Yes, I can't afford to lose, right?" ”

A whole bunch of us watched from the sidelines, all dumbfounded. After a while, I heard Yan Qi's voice faintly coming from my back-

"What the...... What a rhythm ......"

"I said you two are finished?"

I saw that the female crossed her waist, and under the tight restraint of Brother Monkey, she glared at the third brother and scolded: "It's okay to pester me so many times, you said that your companion was coming here, and I was kind enough to use the flying sand technique to bring you over together, why are you still pestering me?" ”

"No! Just haunt you! I won't let you go! The third brother scolded.

"That's right! I won't let you go! Brother Monkey glared and nodded.

"Female Girl! If you don't give me back my wife, I won't let you go! There's a kind of you beat me to death! Kill me! ”

These two brothers actually threw themselves into trouble with an ancient zombie king.

The female girl was not ambiguous, she took two deep breaths in anger, and roared again: "Stinky boy, I won't tell you such a beautiful face, I'll give it to you, not to mention that this woman is not your wife at all, you don't take advantage of others here, are you ashamed?" ”

"Shame? Lao Tzu has even been absorbed by you for his fucking daughter-in-law, and he is still fucking ashamed? Anyway, if you don't give me back my daughter-in-law, you're my fucking daughter-in-law! ”

The third brother is worthy of being a fool before, the rogue nature was instantly exposed, and as he spoke, he hugged the female lu with one arm, which frightened the female lu even red, and quickly turned into flying sand and fled three or five steps, before he transformed into a body again......

"It's useless for you to run! Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law! If you don't give me back your daughter-in-law, you're the fucking one of my daughters-in-law! Come and warm your husband's bed! ”

As he spoke, the third brother specially pushed forward twice, and the woman's face turned even redder, and she scolded again: "You guys...... You are unreasonable, believe it or not, I really beat you to death? ”

"Phew! Since the foot of Maoshan Mountain, you have beaten our brothers and sons no less than twenty times, if we were so easily beaten to death by you, would we still be alive now? There's a kind of you going to fight! Lao Tzu will not die! If you want to die, you will die......"

Brother Monkey nodded again, and roared with a serious face: "Yes, die on you!" He dies first, and I die again! ”

"Fuck off, this is my daughter-in-law!"

Listening to the shameless teasing of the third brother and the monkey brother, the female girl's face became more and more ugly, and she really responded to the old saying - "The high-ranking monk who has attained the Tao is afraid of female ghosts, and the nocturnal chivalrous woman is afraid of hooligans", where is the reason......

But obviously the two brothers have been beaten along the way, just now I patronized to see the two of them painted on the face of the eight of the eight, now take a closer look, the two brothers are simply covered in bruises, blue and purple all over their bodies, there is no good place......

How many sins did they suffer along the way......

And looking at the female lu again, she was about to cry angrily by these two hooligans, stamping her feet and grinning and scolding, but a dignified zombie king, there was no way at all-

"You ...... You guys...... You bastards......"

"I'll rub it, let's not say such literary words, we both look like kings, and we need to add more eggs?"

As he spoke, he saw the third brother take out a deck of playing cards from his pocket, shook it in front of the female girl, and said with a stern face: "If you don't want to let go of Qianli Xue, let's continue to use this peaceful way to resolve disputes!" You are the landlord, we are farmers, two wins in three games, if we win, you will let people go, if you win, we will leave immediately......"

"Whew! You're trying to lie to me! ”

When I heard this, I was so angry that the woman trembled.

"You two stinky and shameless, look at the Wang Ba on your face, you haven't won, but when did you let me go?"

“……”

The two brothers glanced at each other, only to hear Brother Monkey say seriously: "It's all warm-up in front, don't count, come back if you have the ability......"

"Come again! You can't paint your faces again! ”

A group of us were stunned and listened to the verbal battle between the three of us, all of us were already confused, and we always felt that the situation in front of us was developing in a very strange direction......

And at this moment, two big hands had already fallen from the sky, and while the third brother and the monkey brother were not paying attention, at the speed at which we didn't react, they had already grabbed the back of the necks of the two people and directly picked them up......

The third brother was startled, and quickly looked back, and it was the angry Houqing who arrested the two......

"Where did you come from......

"Who the are you talking about? Cut you believe it or not? ”

The third brother raised his hand and pointed at Hou Qing's nose and was about to scold, but before he could scold, he suddenly heard a 'snap', and Hou Qing was already holding one in one hand and slammed the two together...... Remember every acre of death.

In an instant, the playing cards were flying all over the sky, and nosebleeds had begun to spray on the faces of the two, and the brothers were directly stunned......

"Third brother! Monkey! ”

As soon as we saw the blood, everyone woke up from the strange atmosphere just now, but before we rushed over, the third brother and the monkey brother saw that a piece of flying sand had roared towards Hou Qing......

The grains of sand instantly wrapped Hou Qing's body, forcing Hou Qing to throw the two people in his hands to the ground, and began to tear up the flying sand that couldn't be caught......

"Houqing, since you hate me so much, why do you want to kill innocents indiscriminately?"

Taking advantage of the two corpse kings strangled together, we hurriedly ran over and dragged the third brother and the monkey brother who were still lying on the ground to a safe place next to them, and both of them were hit and their faces were covered with blood and dizzy, and when we dragged them away, they were still shouting 'playing cards' and 'playing cards' in their mouths, just like crazy......

I hurriedly gave the third brother another mouth, slapped him awake and asked in an exclamation, "Third brother, what the hell is going on?" ”

As soon as the third brother said it, everyone understood, and I have to say that the luck of the two brothers is really good.

The third brother said that after we separated that day, he and Brother Monkey went down to Maoshan Mountain to chase and kill the female lu with all their might, but it didn't take long to find each other, so there was a dark fight.

The third brother doesn't say that we can guess, of course they are not the opponents of the female fish, and they were beaten very badly, but the female fish is also unlucky, who is not good to chase and kill, but these two can't be killed, one is originally strong, and the natural Taoist priest who ate the heart of Pixiu, the other is the reincarnation of the first demon of the ancient mountains and seas, and everyone else cried when they were beaten, but the female lu beat them both and cried, crying and scolding while beating. Why aren't you two dead?, later, the two brothers stuck to the female lu like a dog skin plaster, and they couldn't be beaten to death, and they couldn't shake it off, even if the female lu turned into flying sand and hid, they were finally found by the two, but the female lu naturally wouldn't easily return Qianlixue's body, and in the end, it was no problem, and the third brother gave an idea-

"It's better for us to settle it peacefully, it's boring, let's teach you to fight the landlord......"