Chapter 141: Lan Ze was cheated (second watch) (ask for subscription!) )
Chapter 141 Lan Ze was cheated (second change) (ask for subscription!) )
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After the last conversation, little Tony has been a lot more honest lately, and of course, little Tony still has a crush on Gretchen.
Flowers, food, my latest toys.
Love is a wonderful thing, and he makes little Tony burst with amazing creativity.
But little Gretchen doesn't seem to care much about little Tony, maybe in the eyes of his daughter, little Tony is too annoying?
As for what the hell is going on? Who knows?
Anyway, seeing his daughter's lukewarm attitude towards little Tony, Lan Ze was very happy.
Lalala, so open!
Lan Ze once asked little Tony, why did he have to chase after his daughter? Judging from the current situation, his daughter obviously doesn't like little Tony, so why should she give up the whole forest for the sake of a tree.
The reason why Lan Ze said this is not to deliberately belittle his daughter, in Lan Ze's eyes, his daughter is the most perfect, but little Tony has indeed been a little too clingy recently.
Little Tony's answer to Lan Ze is that love is noble, and you are a bad guy with evil thoughts, dictatorial fascists, and a pervert with a serious lover complex, you can't understand it, as for why you can give up the whole forest for the sake of a tree, it is because, in Tony's eyes, this tree is the whole forest.
Tony's words did make Lan Ze very moved, and Lan Ze even felt for a moment that it would be a very good choice if he married his daughter to Little Tony, but later as Little Tony grew up, Lan Ze carefully recalled what Little Tony said at the beginning, and Lan Ze found that Little Tony was still the essence of that playboy, still the damn scumbag, and the same scum as Howard, the old scumbag.
As for why now, in Tony's eyes, Gretchen is the whole forest of little Tony, it's very simple, because Tony has come into contact with the tree in front of him, there may be other plants around, but they are all weeds, in Tony's worldview, Gretchen is the whole forest.
Another reason is Lan Ze's personal analysis, Gretchen's feelings for little Tony have always been an indifferent, even exclusionary emotion, whether it is a man or a woman, as long as it is a human being, there will be an inferior nature, that is, the more you can't get it, the more you want it.
Isn't there an old saying that everyone has a cheap bone.
Lan Ze guessed that little Tony's feelings for Gretchen were probably this kind of feelings.
Because I can't get it, that's why I want it.
If you get it, it's not interesting.
Time passed in a hurry, and in the blink of an eye, three months had passed, and little Tony was still trying, but the effect was ......
What the effect is, Lan Ze will not say in detail, but Lan Ze has now let down his guard against little Tony, and Lan Ze has confidence in his daughter.
At the end of July, summer came, and Lan Ze estimated that he should probably repair the stone bridge, gazebo and Qinghu in his backyard.
The damaged building in the backyard was directly shattered by the aftermath of the battle when Lan Ze and the black-robed skeleton fought each other on New Year's Day today.
Because it was still winter at the time, after all, New Year's Day was January 1st, and the temperature was too low to start work, so Lan Ze didn't repair it, and then spring came, the soil thawed, and Lan Ze was lazy, so he was too lazy to repair, plus, it was still a little cold in early spring, so Lan Ze took his family to travel around the world, as for work, sorry, Lan Ze didn't need to work.
So the damaged building in the backyard has not been repaired.
Probably Lan Ze has a problem called procrastination, so from the first day of New Year's Day to the end of July now, for most of the year, this clear lake seems to have been forgotten by Lan Ze.
In fact, it is a very simple matter to restore Qinghu's original appearance, and for Lan Ze, a single thought can be solved, but the problem is that Alice said that in order to increase the interest of life, it is impossible for the two to use excessive abilities.
And then it dragged on like this, two on two, on three, until now.
Looking at Alice, who was drawing with great interest, and the two imps with happy faces, Lan Ze took out his pipe and began to think, what reason could he put off?
Traveling? This reason has already been used.
See the Northern Lights? That was from the beginning of September to the end of April.
Going to the wizarding world? This reason seems to have been used before.
And in the wizarding world, Lan Ze doesn't plan to go anymore, between Tony's thorough questioning and firm scientism, as well as his unique viper skills, three teachers at Hall Worth School of Witchcraft and Wizardry have resigned.
They heeded Tony's sincere advice and quit their jobs as teachers, choosing three jobs that suited them, butchers, tailors, and blacksmiths.
It is said that they were very happy in the second half of their lives.
For this fact, the current principal of the Hall Warts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Dumbledore said that it was very heartbroken, a qualified magician needs to invest a lot of resources, and a qualified magic teacher needs to invest more resources, there are not many magicians, and the magic teacher who can teach students is even more scarce resources, and now there are three less at once, Dumbledore's heart aches!
For this reason, Dumbledore's beard has lost a lot.
It's just that because of Lan Ze's strength, Dumbledore didn't say anything, but Lan Ze still felt how reluctant and inconsistent Dumbledore was when the four of them left.
The resentful look in his eyes made Lan Ze really embarrassed to harm the white-bearded Headmaster Dumbledore.
As for the rest of the earth, Lan Ze felt that the earth could no longer satisfy little Tony, a bear child.
Maybe I should take my family to Bilbo's Hobbit Cave?
Scourge Dumbledore, and then scourge Gandalf, maybe a good choice?
In other words, will Gandalf not be a wizard at that time, and choose another profession that suits him with the sincere advice of little Tony?
Just when Lan Ze's mind was full of cranky thoughts, the savior came.
Although this person and Lan Ze had some minor contradictions, at this moment, Lan Ze felt that the other party came in time, and Lan Ze was very happy to see the other party.
Standing in front of the pond he had dug himself, he watched a tall, wet man come out of the lake little by little.
Lan Ze greeted him very happily and gave the other party a warm hug: "Hi! Poseidon, my fellow, long time no see! ”
"Long time no see? Probably not, right? The last time we met, about a year ago? Poseidon looked at Lan Ze with some confusion, in Poseidon's worldview, a year is not a very long time, after all, in Poseidon's ancient life, a year is really nothing, just like for mosquitoes, a month is a lifetime, but for humans, a month is not a very long thing.
Therefore, for a special life form like Poseidon, which has an almost eternal life, a year is nothing.
However, Poseidon didn't explain anything to Lan Ze, and coughed lightly, Poseidon looked at Poseidon with a serious face: "Man, I have a very important matter to discuss with you. ”
"Understood, understood, man, why don't we find a place to talk now?" Lan Ze happily put his arm around Poseidon's shoulders, and was about to walk out of the door as he spoke, but at the end, Lan Ze looked back at Alice with a smile: "My dear, I have something to go out, you can repair the pavilion or something, don't worry, I'll be back in a while." ”
With that, Lan Ze and Poseidon disappeared from Alice's sight.
Little Tony on the side rolled his eyes, a happy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and the next moment he pulled Alice's sleeve with a hesitant expression:
"Aunt Alice, there's one thing I don't know if I should tell you, have you ever heard of it? The same sex is the true love in the world, the base may really exist, the opposite sex is only for reproduction, and only by engaging in the foundation can we get out of the future! ”
"According to my observations, from the happy and hearty smile that appeared on Uncle Lan Ze's face when he hugged that strange uncle just now, Aunt Alice, I feel that you need to be careful, of course, if you don't care, Auntie, I can't say anything, after all, if you want to live a very interesting life, you have to be a little green on your head, you adults don't understand the world, we children don't understand."
Then little Tony made his own killer move
Sell moe = ̄w ̄=
Pouty (○'3′○)
Pretending to be innocent (o′・ェ・'o)
Seeing Alice's face change again and again, the cute little Tony was very happy.
In little Tony's heart, the evil little devil has begun to fly.
Hehe, retribution, right? The great Tony Stark said that one day, bad silver blue, you will pay the price for breaking up the great love between me and Gretchen, wahahaha! Long live Stark, Tony Stark is the best!
Evil will triumph over good.
Ahh⊙⊙h
No, it is good that will triumph over evil!
Wowha! Dear Uncle Lan Ze, I will prepare durian for you. (To be continued.) )