, this is the legendary trick?

My groggy head suddenly came to my senses and looked at the master with strange eyes. I thought in my heart, this is also a trick? When am I a fool? Don't think I can't see it, it's an escape!

"Don't look at me with your idiot eyes, little brat." The master used his ghost pupils and glanced around. Finally, his gaze stayed on me, patted my forehead with his hand and said, "Do you know that if it wasn't for the master and me just now, I would have used a trick." You've been beaten to pieces. ”

"Hmph, according to my Taoism, I have to fight hard with them, at least half of the cushion must be pulled!" I was not convinced.

However, as soon as I finished speaking, the master slapped me on the back of the head again, and scolded with a smile: "Little brat, I usually see that your brain is very smart, why was it caught by the door today." I don't know if you can stay in the green mountains without worrying about running out of firewood? Being able to bend and stretch is a big husband. ”

I go, who gets caught in the door? Am I not caught in the door? Don't I know how to escape? The point is that there was nowhere to run at that time? Besides, I don't want to show my embarrassed side of running away under Litian's hands, even if I die, I have to pretend to be X!

I pursed my lips and muttered to myself. As if sensing something, the master slapped me again, and this time I reacted quickly, and quickly turned sideways and staggered out of the way, allowing the master to slap me empty.

I turned my head to look at the master's slap that was stuck in the air, and I couldn't help but smile smugly on my cheeks. However, the master was stunned, still raised his hand, stared at me with a smile, and raised his hand at me. I was trembling in my heart, smiling bitterly, but the master had a good calculation and clearly asked me to automatically send it forward!

But can I not deliver it to my door? The answer is no!

So I could only glance at the master with extremely resentful eyes, and then slowly approached the master. But the master was different from me, but he was triumphant, slapped me on the back of the head, and then said with satisfaction: "Little boy, do you know why I am called a demon girl, master?" ”

"Why?"

I touched the back of my head with a bitter face, and stared at the master in a little surprise.

"That's because your master and I are like demons in our minds and deeds. That's why it's called a demon girl! Not only did the master not dislike the title of the demon girl, but he also said very proudly: "Just like just now, when all the Yaksha Shura, even you, thought that I was going to do it. You see me running away. This is unexpected, and it's the easiest to get by. So little brat, you have to remember, if you win, you will fight, if you can't win, you will run, and there will be no shame! ”

The master's resignation directly refreshed my three views. Speechless, extremely speechless, obviously just running away! What is said in the master's mouth is called a fresh and refined word, and that is called a righteous speech. No wonder it is said that life is like a drama these years, and it all depends on acting skills.

But I'm not stupid enough to come forward and argue with a woman, and the one who loses is definitely a man. And fighting with the master, losing is a trivial matter, for fear of being slapped by the master, you have to say, cool!

After the master crackled and lectured me, he clapped his hands and said with a big grin: "Little boy, go back!" The affairs of the underworld, you are not suitable for mixing now, and you will collect and push the back map in the future. Find back the cultivation of the year, although the world is big at that time, you can roam freely. I'm going to leave now, too. ”

"Master, where are you going?" I deliberately avoided the topic that the master asked me to go back, but asked the master where he was going with great interest.

The master moved his muscles and bones for a moment, and said casually: "Of course, I went back to hunt down the Demon Sect Yaksha and Shura?" I am most annoyed that others are besieging me, and even if they are besieged, I will besiege them. ”

In an instant, I was scorched by the master's logic, grandma's, knowing that there were many of them, and she had just escaped from the siege of others. Why is it going to go to the door again in the blink of an eye? What the hell is going on?

I asked the master about this question, and at this moment I really knew the meaning of the demon word in the master's title of the demon girl, and the master who dared to love didn't like to be passive, liked to be active, and was domineering... Wait, what active, what passive? Think too much, think too much.

But the master is not so easy to fool, even if I talk about it for a long time. I still couldn't get around, but the master followed me and urged me to go back to the yang world, even with an angry tone. In particular, the master solemnly told me that a man and a man should not follow a woman all day long, but should have his own achievements. In the end, the master also came up with a sentence, the man I like is a big husband who stands up to the sky, not a sissy who loves children.

Although I would love to say, master, is this your line? Is this your line? But it made me feel the master's determination to let me go back, unshakable.

I had no choice but to agree, and then asked the master about Ye Lan's news. But the master told me that the other party was very hidden, and even though she had been in the underworld for so many days, there was still no news at all. The only time the news is also fake.

Originally, I also wanted to suggest that the master go to the bag and ask about it. Who knew that the master first said that he could only inquire about the news, but he would not analyze the news. So you still need to judge whether the news is true or not. Then I suggested that the master go and find Bai Wuchang and other places. But he was also rejected by the master, and there was no reason to refuse.

However, this time, it made me feel that I had nowhere to go, and I obviously wanted to help the master, even if it was a little bit of effort. But there is no way at all, in the end, the circle is too small, especially the circle of the yin and yang world is too small, the number of people I know is limited, the news is blocked, my eyes are black, and I can't do anything if I want to.

Especially when encountering such a huge force as the Demon Sect, compared to one or two people from his master, he is really weak.

At the same time, at this moment, I decided that since I want to mix in this industry in the future, up and down, the three sects and the nine streams must have their own circles. In the future, whether it is dealing with the legendary catastrophe or dealing with the Demon Cult, there will also be helpers.

"Alright, little brat, don't mother-in-law, go back! I'm going to trouble those demons. Remember your way back, and be careful of the Demon Sect, don't be made dumplings. And you must remember my words, if you win, you will fight, if you can't win, you will run, don't take your little caution to heart, the person I fancy can't be a fool! ”

The master told me again and again, and my pretty face was coquettish for a while, and smiled for a while, but the meaning of concern was self-evident.

I stared at the master and nodded, and the master also stared at me in a daze. Suddenly, he stepped forward, like a dragonfly in water, kissed me lightly on the lips, and then turned away from me at once, at least two meters away, and the master's voice came from his ears: "Little boy, be careful on the road, do your own thing with peace of mind, and wait for me to come back!" ”

However, I was stunned for a moment, as if I remembered the scene just now, and muttered in my heart: This... This seems to be the first time the master has taken the initiative to kiss me, right? I... I haven't had time to stick out my tongue yet!