Volume 1: The Madness of the Twin Blades Chapter 58: Sima Da~~ It's really a big deal now

The sudden incident made Lin Ya's heart cry, but when he pushed the door in, a pair of thick arms stretched out from the inside of the door, grabbed him one by one, and hugged his thighs.

The people who followed behind were also shocked, and then they looked at it and almost laughed, only to see the drunken willow hammer bar pop out with his mouth chirping, rubbing his face against Lin Ya's thigh, and sniffing it intoxicated.

Brother Ya listened to the voices of those heartless people behind him who forced themselves to laugh, and helplessly looked at the willow hammer that was rubbing more vigorously, and couldn't help but feel very depressed, "What's going on today, not only was I cheated, but I was also followed, and I was hit several times, and now I have to be sexually harassed, hey, why am I so hard, is it really too handsome to be jealous, rely on you, it's not my fault that I'm handsome." ’

Lin Ya, who was secretly slandering, muttered and wanted to pull out his thighs, "Uh~~~ Ah, he hugged it so tightly, what did he dream about, wouldn't he ............ Dig the groove! Brother Ya, who was trying to break the arms of the willow hammer, snorted again, slapped him in the face, and suddenly opened the big mouth that was biting.

Liu Hammer's whole person moved a little distance to the side because of this, and even let go of Lin Ya's thighs, lying on the ground motionless, snoring loudly, and there was no sign of waking up at all, as if the palm just now was hit in the air and did not work, but his position at this time and the red handprint on his face were so clear that everything was true.

Just when everyone was amazed, Crayon Xiaoxin patted Lin Ya's shoulder, "He's drunk like that, how can we find him to get something, otherwise............ Let's use that, and make sure it works. ”

'That? Which one is that?? Except for Brother Ya, everyone else present was confused.

Obviously, this is something from some kind of trickery, but looking at Brother Ya's appearance, he doesn't seem to agree much, and waved his hand and said, "Forget it, he is also my master anyway, so it's not good for him, but you can't just let him sleep, huh...... Pregnant! ”

After looking for a while, he finally took out a long pair of pliers from a pile of tools, roughly measured it, and then ran to Willow Hammer's room with a sly smile, "Be careful, it's better to stay away." ”

Everyone was puzzled, and they watched him run into the door in a daze, and there was a sound of teasing.

Suddenly, the fat man shrugged his nose slightly, "Hey, do you smell anything?" He sniffed a few more times, "It does smell like it, it looks like it............ Vomit! ”

The crayon Xiaoxin, who was standing at the back, flashed his eyes, and pulled him and Duo'er back one by one, and Lili was also keenly aware of something, and quickly took Xiao Luoluo's hand and flew back.

As it turned out, their actions were extremely correct, and just after they retreated to a certain safe distance, Ya Ge, whose face was covered with a thick layer of fragrant leaves, finally came out, holding a ............ in one hand Socks?

Well, that's right, it's socks, a pair of pale yellow socks, the wafting smell has been a little solidified, covered with a radius of more than ten meters of circular area, it is no longer much outward, showing a faint yellow, its smell is even more people don't know how to describe it, said that it is not washed for a few months and it seems that the smell is not right, if you really want to make an analogy, then it should be a socks that are not washed for a few months, and then put stinky tofu and fermented for more than half a year.

(Well, that's what it should be, if you have an experience, please be sure to tell the crazy man about the specific experience, this is a precious life experience)

The fluttering stench pushed the retreating crowd out seven or eight meters away, and came to the outside of the shop, Crayon Xiaoxin looked at it and nodded, "This is indeed a way, although it is not as good as that, but it can only be used, but I always seem to feel that something is wrong, um~~." ”

As for the others, they were completely shocked, and the fat man couldn't help but blurt out, "Wow, it's just a matter of this level!" What kind of earth-shattering level has you been talking about! Are you sure that one is for people, not for some dunghole god!! ”

A series of groove attacks made the thinking crayon Xiaoxin smile slightly, interrupting his thoughts, staring at him faintly with starry eyes, and a shallow sly smile on the corner of his mouth, (although they can't see it) "You want to know?" ”

"No, no, no, I don't know anything, if you dare to say that I will fight with you," the moon fat man covered his ears tightly, shaking his head desperately, he could clearly feel that if he really knew the facts, then as a price, he would definitely lose something precious, and the instinct born from this made him resist strongly.

Seeing this, Crayon Xiaoxin didn't force it, followed his wishes and didn't say anything about 'that', but turned his head and continued to look into the shop.

Because the shop was full of that pale yellow gas, they couldn't see the specific situation, and they could only vaguely see that Brother Ya seemed to be holding something, and he was standing on the edge of the place where the willow hammer was lying at this time.

And the situation in the shop is actually sauce purple, Lin Ya tightly covered his mouth and nose with fragrant leaves with one hand to hold his breath, and walked towards the willow hammer with a stinky sock in the other, walking very slowly and steadily, ensuring that there would be absolutely no mistakes, resulting in the unfortunate inhalation of gas and vomiting to death, and finally came to his side in the move, and tightly covered the stinky socks on his ---- nose.

How to say that this is also Liu Hammer's own socks, he himself has a good resistance to it, and he doesn't even pay attention to the floating gas, although he doesn't dare to breathe normally, but occasionally inhales some as if playing.

However, if one is put on when he just snores and exhales, the consequences can be imagined, there must be a ~ inhalation, and with his lung capacity, this inhalation is not an ordinary amount, I saw him take a big inhale, like a whale swallowing into a big mouthful, the gas passed through the mouth, straight to the lungs, making him painful 'uh uh' twice, and even his face was red.

However, Brother Ya saw that it worked, but he was not happy in his heart, and he was frightened, he dropped his pliers and socks and ran away, and came to the side of Crayon Xiaoxin and them in a flash, and shouted loudly, "What are you still doing, run, this time it's a big deal, it's really damned, I ignored one of the most important things on a whim, my master is a fire!" ”

'Bang! Except for Xiao Luoluo, who was still unknown, the others were a thunderclap in their minds, but they didn't have time to feel a blank in their minds, and they took the two elves and ran desperately into the distance, just running out more than 20 meters, only to hear a subtle 'boom' sound, followed by a loud 'boom', and the shock wave pushed several people who were running forward to the ground at once, and continued to go away.

When everything calmed down, the frightened people came out from all directions, looking at the ruins in front of them in astonishment, the children gathered around and pointed ahead and discussed, and the adults hurriedly poured buckets of water on it, fortunately, there was no one else living around the blacksmith shop, and there were no casualties.

Lin Ya and the others, who fell to the ground, got up and looked at the blacksmith shop that was no longer there, and couldn't help wiping a cold sweat, and at this moment, a roar sounded from under the ruins, like a prehistoric giant beast waking up from hibernation, the wooden strip on fire in the ruins moved slightly, and then suddenly exploded, and a figure with a whole body bathed in fire and black stood on it, with bright red fire patterns flashing on his clothes, and his eyes like bull's eyes swept over everyone present one by one, and finally stopped on Brother Ya's body.

In an instant, Brother Ya's back was wet, and his hair stood on end.

After the willow hammer locked on the target, he walked over with a fire all over his body, and the flames on his body gradually withdrew with his footsteps, and when he arrived in front of Brother Ya, there was no longer a little flame on his body, and there was a kind smile on his face, and he smiled at Brother Ya and said, "My good apprentice, you did it, right?" ”

'Hehe~Hehe~' Lin Ya laughed dryly, and swept wildly, but only the crayon Xiaoxin and their distant figures were swept, "Damn, this group of unrighteous guys," but the ones who should come will always come, and he didn't want to deny it this time, so he lay down in big words, "That's right, I did it, if you want to kill it, you can kill it." ”

"Ah, why are you lying on the ground, come and get up, it's cold on the ground, don't freeze," he said and stretched out his hand to help Lin Ya up again.

Now Brother Ya had three waves of goosebumps in a row, and even his hair stood up a little, the more Liu Hammer was like this, the more empty his heart became, looking at his smiling face, he even had the intention of crying, knelt down, and confessed, "Master, I was wrong, I was really wrong, you still beat me, don't hold back, if I suffocate, I will blame myself very much, come on, I will be comfortable with a beating, I can withstand it." ”

However, it was Liu Hammer who responded to him with a soft sigh, "Hey, you kid, why don't you listen to me, you said that the ground is cold, and you just kneeled down again, what if you break your knee, come," said Brother Ya, and helped him pat the dust on his body, and comforted him in turn, "Isn't it just a blacksmith shop, it's not worth a lot of money anyway, if it blows up, it can be built a better one, but okay, why did you blow up my shop?" ”

"Uh~~ Well," Brother Ya scratched his face embarrassedly, "That actually wanted to wake you up, but it was done in the wrong way, so ............" With the words, he told what happened one by one.

"Oh, I see," Willow Hammer smiled kindly at him, "Indeed, it would be difficult for me to wake up if I was really drunk, although I haven't really been drunk for a long time, but this time with monkey wine to cheer up, I didn't grasp the degree and caused you trouble." ”

'What's the situation, this script is wrong, why does it seem like you really don't care?' It can't be that he was blown up stupidly,' thinking about Brother Ya couldn't help but say worriedly, "Master, are you okay, do you want to take a look at the doctor?" ”

"Silly boy, how can I be in trouble, an explosion of this magnitude is a drizzle for me, come, this is what you want," he said, waving his hand and leaving a bucket of things, and a small blue box on the bucket, "Okay, I'm going to take care of things over there, so be it." ”

It's true? Brother Ya pinched his face vigorously, and gasped, "It's true," he looked at the busy figure in disbelief, and was stunned for a while, and then under the crayon Xiaoxin's pat, he came back to his senses, put the thing in the ring, and after taking a deep look, he followed them in another direction.

It's been a long time~~

An angry roar finally sounded, "Lin Ya, you bastard boy, I won't clean you up when I see you come back!" ”

But this was after they left the village, and it was a story for later.

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What's going on?,Inexplicably disconnected from the Internet for a day.,I can't even search for 'a sound' to listen.,I'm helpless.。