Chapter 56: The Internet Is Really Troublesome Now (Fog)

But having said that, Ling Yan suddenly felt that something was wrong and looked at Ling Hua for a very simple reason: first of all, it was ...... Linghua stood on top of him, looking up at Ling Yan's angle...... Looking up at a certain kind of [cloth that cannot be seen directly].

- Well, white? Anyway, did Linghua have that kind of thing in that era!?

While complaining frantically on the surface and in his heart, after a while, he spoke with difficulty: "Linghua...... Your skirt...... Very short......"

"Huh?" Linghua was cold for a moment, and suddenly reacted, the maid outfit he was wearing was the kind that looked very revealing! The skirt was originally super short, and he was standing on Ling Yan's body, straddling his legs, such a short skirt, with Ling Yan's current line of sight, nothing could stop it! It's the same even if you're wearing that triangular piece of cloth!

"Whew!" With a low snort, Ling Hua suddenly clamped his legs and quickly knelt down, his face suddenly turned red, and he raised his head and glared at Ling Yan hatefully.

"I didn't mean to see it......" Ling Yan directly denied his intention to take the initiative, after all, saying it was completely death!

"Do you like this little piece of cloth too!?" She immediately covered her skirt. He looked at Ling Yan with a flushed face

Ling Yan immediately swore: "I swear in the name of my child!" I didn't see it! Didn't see anything! If I saw it, it would thunder and thunder!!!! ”

Rumbleβ€”β€”!!!!

I don't know why, the originally clear sky suddenly came out with the sound of thunder and lightning intertwining!

"-I'll go!" Ling Yan scolded with a twitch.

- Wait, in which name did I swear!?

However, Linghua suddenly asked, "What color is it?" ”

"White ......" Ling Yan replied subconsciously, and then found that he seemed to take the initiative to die!?

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Woo! Linghua was furious, so angry that even faint cyan patterns had appeared under his skin: "I said I didn't see it!! ”

"Huh! This is irresistible! Ling Yan suddenly became cramped, and he didn't dare to speak.

"Mo-" Linghua was shy for a moment. But suddenly he sat up straight again, stared at Ling Yan tightly, and asked in a trembling voice, "This, is this really good-looking?" ”

- Well, how do you answer this question?

Faced with this kind of question, Ling Yan kept asking in his heart very directly, and he hesitated. In the end, he decided to whisper: "Good looking......"

"Beautiful! How dare you say it's good-looking!! Linghua glared, and once again took out the tattoo wood from his hand, looking ready to stab directly at any time.

Seeing Linghua's angry appearance, Ling Yan quickly changed his words: "Ah no! It's not pretty! It's not pretty! ”

When he heard this, Ling Hua's anger was even stronger, and the sharpness of the tattoo wood on his hand had already touched Ling Yan's skin: "You dare to say that I don't look good!" Iβ€”I'm dressed like this for you! You say I'm not good-looking! ”

- I'll go! So what do you want me to say!?

Ling Yan frowned, thought for a while, and said with a wry smile: "If you say it, you will die, and if you don't say it, you will die......

"Humph!" Linghua turned away. After carefully arranging the skirt, he stood up, pointed at Ling Yan's nose, blushed and whispered:

"Yes, listen up. Now you have not only hugged me, kissed me, but also ...... You've seen me! So, if you dare to give up on me. I won't let you go! ”

Although what she said seemed to be fierce, Ling Yan saw a trace of tears in her eyes. I pinched it even harder in my heart.

However, Linghua suddenly came up to Ling Yan again, and said something that made Ling Yan directly thunder and wanted to curse: "I know!" Men like to be half-hearted! And I can't control that! I'm not going to let people throw me away anyway! Absolutely not! If it weren't for reading that girl's memory! I guess I've already slackened completely! I didn't expect people to have so many strange tricks now! ”

After a pause, she suddenly seemed to think of something unusually shy, and twisted her head again: "In addition to this strange clothes, you men actually like those inexplicable clothes!?" Nurse? Teacher? Air hostess? Student? Then she said out loud the clothes that Ling Yan was looking forward to the most: "Actually, in fact, you still want to be a witch girl you like!" Right!? ”

For this kind of question, Ling Yan was stunned.

Maybe the girl she knocked unconscious and looked at her memories was a god assist. It may also be a kind of help to die, but no matter how you say it or explain it, in the end, Ling Yan is just facing the problem about Linghua in advance, after all, he can't just treat her like a weapon like this. Or do you want to stay like an object?

Thinking of this, he felt: Maybe he should face this problem head-on, right? Especially the problem that cannot be avoided no matter what.

However, Ling Yan wanted to say something, Linghua had already shook his head and said softly: "Don't say anything, I don't want to hear you say I'm sorry, and I'm afraid to hear something I don't want to hear from you." You just remember that I have you in my heart, and you are the only one, and it is enough. ”

Ling Yan nodded involuntarily.

Linghua suddenly thought for a moment and asked, "That's ...... Have you ever imagined me wearing other clothes?? ”

"......" Ling Yan was silent, his eyes rolling.

Linghua, who already knew the meaning of this behavior, gritted his teeth: "Have you ever thought that I look good like this?" ”

Ling Yan remained silent.

Linghua snorted: "Have you ever thought about it, have you ever thought about that kind of thing!?" ”

"Not yet!" Ling Yan hurriedly shook his head, after all, he really didn't have the brains to make up for the spirit body girl to do that kind of angry look!

Ling Hua frowned and stared at Ling Yan's eyes, as if he was weighing something in his heart.

Suddenly, the girl took a deep breath, a trace of boldness and timidity flashed in her eyes, and she suddenly got close to Ling Yan, and suddenly grabbed one of Ling Yan's palms, grabbed it and gently pressed it on her soft and full chest!

At this moment, Ling Yan was stunned! He only felt that his palm was wrapped in a ball of elastic softness, and that feeling almost stopped his heartbeat in an instant!

Although it doesn't feel as full as the sacrifice, it doesn't have the feel of Reimu, but it's better than the feeling of being completely ordinary and the novelty of writing spirits!

- Needless to say, she said that she would kill her.

Then Linghua had already blushed, and gently threw away Ling Yan's hand, before Ling Yan had time to savor that wonderful feeling, Linghua had already dodged and retreated.

"Hmphβ€”β€”! That's satisfying!! ”

After finishing speaking, Ling Hua looked at Ling Yan with a very satisfied and shy expression: "I didn't fail too much this time!" ”

"There's no such thing as success or failure, right?" Ling Yan looked at his palm, then hung the corner of his eyes and said, "Sometimes, feelings are not something that can be summed up by this kind of behavior at all. - Although this kind of line came out of my mouth by accident, it was a disobedience. ”

"So what do you want! Is it really, really going to that place called a love hotel!? ”

"I'll go! Is a woman's thinking so terrible now!? Why does the guy who works as a part-time maid have such a memory of a couple's hotel in his head!? Ling Yan felt completely unacceptable to Ling Hua's sudden lines that were unusually time-sensitive.

Because he's a man with a house anyway, why do you have to go to a place like a love hotel when you have a house?

"But what exactly is a love hotel? Is it a hotel for couples? Suddenly, Linghua asked a terrible question.

Although she knew from the girl's memory that the word was definitely not a good place, why should an inn be made like this? Has human thinking really reached this point now?

- Hey, you don't know anything and just say it!? Your natural stupidity has been revealed! Don't keep going wrong! The kind of thing like a hotel is just for people who don't have a house! It's not like us who have a house! Even though we're not a house!?

Ling Yan complained in his heart, and at the same time put his mouth to Ling Hua's ear and began to explain the meaning of what a love hotel was.

However, after the explanation-

"You men are really not good things!" The red-faced spirit girl pointed at Ling Yan and said, "It's just an ordinary hotel, why is there a distorted meaning?!" ”

"What's wrong with me, you blame the person who invented this word." Ling Yan complained a little aggrieved.

He must have been in charge of explaining, not acting and inventing, after all, he had never been to that kind of place, and he hadn't taken any girls with him, because he hadn't tried to eat lollipops as girls.

Because when that kind of thing happened, he was pushed backwards by a bunch of girls

But the facts tell him that reasoning with girls is death, not to mention that Linghua in his current state is the kind that will not reason with you no matter what.

"Long-winded! I said yes and yes! Once again, she took out the tattoo wood and threatened it.

"Yes, yes, Lord Linghua, what you said is ~" Ling Yan admitted very spinelessly, although there is no threat to him anymore with such things as tattoos, but it is better to be gentle with girls or something, right? Admitting mistakes will not die, but will increase favorability.

Then, Ling Yan suddenly remembered that the time was almost up, if he didn't go back, it would be easy to be suspicious of Sha Gongshi's grandmother, right?

So, after quickly helping Linghua solve her mess, Ling Yan took Linghua and quickly returned to Ureshino's house. (To be continued......)

PS: Is this Internet ban really timely? Should I say that?