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One sunny afternoon, on the second floor of an unknown teahouse, our protagonists have chartered it up for a celebration feast at the end of the game.
Although the teahouse is not big, it is still well supplied with snacks, tea, and so on. Whether you like to drink or don't like to drink, there's always something to eat and drink here.
After three or five strokes, everyone has eaten, and everyone has expressed their opinions.
The first to speak, of course, was our protagonist Shangguan Yi. He doesn't usually drink alcohol, but today he seems to be in a bad mood and drinks half a bottle of beer.
Under the effect of this half bottle of beer, the protagonist begins to launch a gushing drunken mania. He said: "I really don't know if this author is brain-dead or what! This book has been the story progress, every adventure and story I have carried out, how good you are not complete, I don't ask you for any ups and downs The storyline is attractive and attractive, as a rookie actor, I don't ask for these things, but ...... Just when I'm already warming up and ready to do something big, why do you let the story suddenly end there! ”
Speaking of excitement, he slapped vigorously on the table, "bang bang", one sound after another, expressing his angry emotions in a tangible and clear way.
Ning Haichu smiled, stepped forward and pulled Shangguan, and said, "Alas, you should be content." He doesn't want to be a writer, and it's good to be able to write like this for the first time. It's good to catch you, and you have lived for almost two million words, many unscrupulous authors, who don't write well and see that no one reads, about 300,000 words will be eunuchs. ”
"Humph!" Although he knew that what the other party said had a little truth, Shangguan was still very angry, he leaned over, and stopped talking.
Now the teahouse has just quieted down, and Shangguan's father, Shangguan Hong, came out to complain.
He stood up and finally let everyone see their faces for the first time in front of everyone's eyes. (But even so, the author decided not to go into detail about it)
Shangguan Hong also said angrily: "This unscrupulous author is too cheap, he portrayed me as such a cow in the early stage, but in fact, he only gave me a sad scene to leave the protagonist, and he never let me appear again." It wasn't until the end that I was asked to come out and do it again, really, I couldn't play my acting skills at all. ”
At this point, he added: "However, the author's clumsy writing skills have also been duly avenged. Listen to my friends in the rivers and lakes, the average subscription of his book is only 5.5 per chapter, and the fixed number of copies per chapter is only 4! ”
"That's right, I don't know if the other 3 of those 4 people are alive except for the one in the leeching chain. If it's a living person, spending money to buy such a look is really a great encouragement to the author. ”
"Uh-huh, the author must be grateful to him."
"Thank you, my subscribed friend. If it weren't for you, the author would definitely not have been able to hold on so far, and we, the rotten characters, would have been cleaned up or cut off early, thank you. ”
Each character invariably thanked these subscribed book friends.
And it was also at this time that a man with a face covered like a zombie rushed up from the stairs. The man screamed and shouted, "***, I'm the biggest villain in this play, why did you kill me so suddenly!" ”
Everyone looked at this guy with a cloth on his face, and everyone didn't recognize who he was. After a moment of embarrassment, the man exclaimed, "I'm William!" Although I have been defeated, although my face has not recovered from the wound, you must not turn your face and deny people! ”
All right...... It seems that although this last battle was very short and sudden, it also caused great damage to the guy William.
William Li continued: "My villain is too wretched, too wretched, don't you have any common sense, only the works that portray the villain vividly will show the strength and image of your protagonist!" Don't take us so casually! ”
In his shouting, I don't know who explained such a sentence, he said: "Alas, speaking of which, the author is also to blame." Although he is diligent, he doesn't seem to be very good at writing. ”
"yes, I heard that he even wants to write a new work......
"Hahaha, now we are out of the sea of suffering, and the new characters who changed him were ravaged by him."
"What kind of new work did he write?"
"I don't know, I guess no one will see it. But I guess it's the same as this book, even if it's bleak, he will keep writing it. ”
"Damn, such an author is too weird, if he keeps writing like this, he will either become a god, or he will become the big devil of the writer's world......"
The celebration ended like this in the sound of complaining and the sound of swallowing melon seeds one after another.
Thank you for your support, thank you for the company of these 2 million words, and thank you for patiently surviving the ordeal of these 2 million words.
Thank you.