What is the most painful thing in this life,

I thought it was my father's angry screaming and daughter-in-law's beating, but now, I realize,

It's the wine poured by the six fingers of this group of stinky and shameless grandsons, I'll go to their uncle's,

Originally, it's normal to get married and drink wine, but the six fingers are different, one cup after another, there are too many reasons,

"Come, celebrate the marriage of Fanzi Xiaoqing, and grow old together forever." The fat man smiled,

Can you not drink this, don't you drink it is not to give them face, not to say that holding a cup is a cup of white,

"Come, celebrate that the mortal son has stepped into the grave of love." Old Song shouted sympathetically,

Alas, these words are in my heart, thinking that I will have to be oppressed in the future, I have a chill behind my back, and I do not hesitate to raise my glass and drink it all.

You must think that these reasons are normal, right, please look down,

After I poured ten glasses of liquor desperately, the reason for the toast began to change.

The words of blessing have basically been said.,This group of grandchildren should have no reason.,It turns out that I'm still too young.,

Six Fingers stood up solemnly and shouted: "Celebrate today's Monday, everyone come and have a drink, you have to follow, we are brothers, can we drink or not." ”

"Drink, drink, drink now." I wanted to cry without tears and yelled,

After three rounds of wine and five flavors, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening when we finished making trouble.

Next, there is another project, commonly known as the haunted cave house, which is worse than drinking.

But fortunately, the daughter-in-law is more domineering, and no one dares to come to our cave room, and everyone says goodbye after eating.

Old Song Liuzhi They also went home to rest, everything seemed so calm,

When I first stepped into the new house, I immediately felt like an ape, mother, it's time for Lao Tzu to turn over,

Usually my daughter-in-law oppresses me, but now I have to play a hooligan,

Well,,What kind of breath is this,,

Just two steps into the new house, a lewd and coquettish atmosphere came out, this breath is a little familiar,,

After thinking about it for a while, I realized that this breath was emanating from the closet,

"Hehe, I know who it is." I gritted my teeth and laughed, and slowly walked to the closet,

He made a gesture to his daughter-in-law with his back hand, signaled not to make a noise, and suddenly opened the wardrobe.

Sure enough, it's these grandchildren,

"Ahaha, we crossed out of the hotel just now, alas, the luck is really bad." The third son complained with a bitter face: "You can cross every road, don't be angry with Brother and Sister-in-law, you can't blame us." ”

The fat man nodded again and again: "It's drip, it's drip, that's it, let's go now." ”

A few of your grandsons come in and make a soy sauce and want to leave, Lao Tzu can dissipate his anger if he doesn't beat you today,,

As the saying goes, when is the happiest time in a person's life, when the cave room spends candles and nights on the gold list, aren't you clearly demolishing the stage for me?

On the day of great joy, you have made this thing not to be beaten, who can bear this,

"You're leaving, it's not that easy." The daughter-in-law smiled coldly and took out a rolling stick from the cabinet,

When I saw this weapon, my heart was cold, my mother, this won't be used to beat me, right?

"Don't get me wrong, it's not for beating you up." Ye Qing pursed his lips and smiled, his domineering appearance could no longer be found,

Lao Song and the others were already stunned, staring at the weapon tightly and not daring to move, otherwise this stick would have to be knocked into a concussion, not to mention it.

Ouch, I'll go, why don't you follow them to learn badly, I just saw this little guy lying on the head of Lao Song,

"Do you have to force the old lady to be mad." There was a roar, and the screams in the room suddenly rang out,

The night was dark and the wind was high, and the screams echoed in the sky, and the moon seemed to be unable to bear to see the scene of the terrible beating, and the dark clouds slowly covered the bright moon tightly.

"Sister-in-law, it's wrong, it's really wrong." Old Song cried with a blue nose and swollen face,

"Disappeared before my eyes at the speed of the accelerator." The daughter-in-law smiled gently,

Before I could react, the old Song people who were squatting in front of me with their heads in their hands suddenly disappeared, and this speed was simply ruthless,

Xiao Budian also followed Lao Song and ran away in tears, yes, if you don't learn, you should be cleaned up,

After they left, the room was quiet, only the sound of me and Ye Qing's breathing,

"What, I'm going to be a hooligan." I scratched my head embarrassedly and smiled, and after saying that, I felt stupid.

When's it?,It's time for the hell to get married.,I'm going to be a fart hooligan,

I didn't do anything, while she was still stunned, I ran to the electric light in a few steps and pulled the plug.

"What are you going to do?"

"What am I going to do, cave room, hehehehehe."

Why do I feel that I was infected by Lao Song, I am such a pure teenager who has learned to laugh lewdly, uncle,

For a while, the spring in the room was rippling, and I won't go into detail about what happened in the room at night.

The next morning, I woke up slowly,

"Married." looked at Ye Qing who was leaning on my chest blankly, this is not a dream, right?

I grinned and giggled when I looked at me, how nice it would be if I could do this for the rest of my life

It's worth it after working so hard in a dangerous place for so long,

Ye Qing rubbed his head against my chest like a kitten, and opened his eyes in a daze.

"Husband"

When I heard these two words, tears were about to fall, Master Zu, you finally opened your eyes,

Usually she either calls me a mortal or a stinky shameless, and from time to time she scolds me for a few stinky rascals, but now she finally turned over as a serf and sang,

Oh, when I get up in a while, I must go to incense my grandfather or something,

I smiled sneeringly: "Ouch, my daughter-in-law is awake, she is conscious, come on, and call my husband to listen." ”

Everything is just my illusion, the daughter-in-law is still the daughter-in-law, the domineering still exists,

"Your uncle's again."

There was a sharp pain in my arm, and I grinned like a toothache and took a breath of cold air.

Reluctantly squeezed out a smile, and said, "What, just kidding, calm." ”

Something unexpected happened, I thought she would beat me up, but she just smiled lightly and hugged me tightly: "Husband, I don't call it good every day, I'm afraid you will be bored of listening." ”

"It's annoying to listen to a fart, just like I call Lao Song's grandson every day, isn't he also annoying."

This person is cheap, and he loves to be poor when he has nothing to do, such as now,

As soon as he said this, he was immediately beaten,

"What the hell am I recruiting to provoke someone,,,。"

The roar of grief and indignation pierced the sky, and the old Song who lived downstairs listened with a smile on his face,

After hearing my screams of being beaten, they all smiled with relief, and sighed in unison: "We know that this grandson is going to be beaten today." ”

It was almost noon after being beaten by my daughter-in-law, and I walked down step by step with my face covered, and when I saw Lao Song waiting for me in the corridor, my heart was broken.

"Fanziwow, what happened this morning." Lao Song posed as a curious baby, and his eyes widened and he was cute.

"It's nothing, it's nothing, I want to learn Peking Opera recently, and I practice my voice in the morning." I smiled hypocritically, and even I believed it,