Chapter 60: The Canopy
Looking at the gaffe white dragon, Xuanzang had to cough heavily a few times to remind her of her dignity as an artificial intelligence.
However, he must also admit that this canopy is indeed handsome to the realm of human and god's anger. You can't tell how handsome he is, but when you see that face, your mind is only full of handsome words, it's like brainwashing.
"Humph! It is with this good skin that this monster can hide from everyone and do evil! No matter what I say, people won't believe it. Mrs. Gao took a sip at the slow-moving TV.
Xuanzang dragged the white dragon who couldn't help but move towards the TV, and asked Mrs. Gao: "Old man, can you tell me more about what this Mr. Tianpeng does?" ”
Gao Taigong said: "When he first came to Gao Town, he was just an ordinary traveling merchant. This man was very smart, and it didn't take long to make the business very large, and later he even took over the transaction of almost all the goods in Gao Town. The stalls you see here are all owned by him, and he is the one who invented the way of shop contracting, and he also came up with novelties such as household registration, advertising, and loans.
Now he makes high-end goods, and people exchange their hard-earned things for unnecessary luxuries, cultivating a group of bastards with a rotten life. Like the water purification pills in the advertisement, one can sell five bottle caps, which is too shameful! I was also blind at the beginning, and I only saw his superficial brilliance, thinking that I had recruited a good son-in-law. I didn't expect his true face to be...... Alas! ”
Xuanzang looked left and right, and no one was watching their liveliness anymore, but he still called Gao Taigong to a secluded place before asking again, "How did you find out that he was a monster?" ”
Gao Taigong lowered his voice and told them what had happened with a mysterious expression.
Many people who have dealt with Tianpeng know that he has a quirk, that is, he never drinks, and he never drinks at any time, and it is useless to persuade anyone.
Originally, not drinking alcohol was not a serious matter, but as the resources of Gaozhen became more and more abundant, people gradually developed the habit of drinking. If you don't drink alcohol on important occasions, you will not look very social. In general, wine, as a tool for testing trust, is often impossible to refuse.
However, Tianpeng has a superior status, and everyone knows that many of his new ideas have changed everything, and it can be said that the commercial prosperity of the entire high town is due to him. He said he wouldn't drink alcohol, and no one would force him.
But when he was a guest at Mrs. Gao's house once, he finally accidentally exposed the real reason for not drinking.
"There is a special dish when eating, which is added with wine, but because other seasonings are used, the smell of wine is masked. At that time, my youngest daughter was out with the two older daughters, and it was just me and him. I knew he didn't drink, but I didn't think it would be too much of a problem to cook with alcohol, so I didn't warn him. As a result, he ate that dish, and after more than ten minutes, the original form of the monster suddenly appeared! ”
When Gao Taigong said this, he couldn't help but tremble a few times, and his face was frightened.
The white dragon asked curiously, "What has become?" Say it. ”
Gao Taigong reluctantly recalled that scene, described: "The whole person swelled up and almost reached the ceiling. The head is too big, the ears are growing out like a fan, the mouth is very long, and the back is full of black and hard manes. The most terrible thing was the face, with all the flesh piled on top of each other, like a wild boar, and such long tusks. ”
He gestured as he spoke, then shook his head and sighed, "Can you imagine it?" Such a handsome person suddenly turned into an ugly monster with a pig's head, and made a terrifying strange sound. I was so frightened that I couldn't move on the spot, and I just fainted. When I woke up, he was back to being human, comforting me all the time, but I just wanted to get as far away from him as possible. When my daughter came back, I told them about it, and they all laughed at me when I was talking in my sleep. The hateful youkai also pretended that I was too old to eat high-pressure and high-fat food, and that I was prone to coma. He was fooled by this. ”
After listening to his words, Xuanzang folded his arms and muttered for a moment, and he had already figured out seven or eight points in his heart. He confirmed to Gao Taigong again: "Is that the only time the prototype appears?" ”
"Probably yes. Since then, the youkai has been more careful and has not shown its stuff anywhere else. ”
"I see. Old man, this matter is on us, don't worry. Xuanzang assured.
Gao Taigong glanced at him suspiciously, and sighed haggardly: "Whether you two demon hunters are real or fake, whether you can catch the monster or not, my bad old man's reputation has been ruined, so let me go." With that, he walked away with a tired face.
"How do you feel now when you hear that the handsome guy you like is a pig?" Xuanzang had a light smile on his face and deliberately asked Bailong.
She made a disappointed look and shook her head, "Stupid." I've long said I'm not gendered, and you still think I'm going to like that guy. ”
"Could it be that the performance just now was fake?"
"Not a nymphomaniac. I calculated the proportions and coordinates of the facial features of that face, and found that the perfect appearance generated by the algorithm and the combination of facial features calculated by violence were not as handsome as that face. The problem is that I'm not human, but I feel the same way as you humans, which makes no sense! "This makes me wonder what kind of genetic arrangement can produce that kind of handsomeness, and what is the difference between natural evolution and algorithm iteration." Don't you think it's a very interesting subject? ”
"Use your wisdom for more urgent issues first."
"What do you say about him? Now that you know your identity, go straight to get people, why do you want to do so much? ”
Xuanzang said: "Do you want him to escape again like last night?" The equipment on his body is no worse than your body, and if you really want to escape, you may not be able to stop it. ”
The white dragon played with his long ponytail, rolled his eyes, squinted and said, "What do you want me to become close to him?" It can't be his wife, right? ”
"With your clumsy acting skills, I don't dare to have that kind of extravagant hope." Xuanzang criticized unceremoniously, and then said, "I want you to become him." ”
"Huh?"
Xuanzang roughly explained his plan, and Bailong couldn't help but comment: "You can play." ”
"How's that, won't you be able to change such a handsome face?"
"Joke! The difficulty I said earlier is to generate from scratch, and it's not difficult to copy one at all. Bailong said, and sighed again, "But how can you be so handsome?" If you are still handsome like that, won't it alarm the heavenly court? ”
Xuanzang said: "Although he is an immortal, the heavenly court has always given the immortal an extremely cold treatment, and ignoring it is the best punishment." If you pay attention to it because these immortals make some movements, you will lose the face of the heavenly court. Having said that, I'm very interested in how he became like this, and I don't know what kind of experience will make the most handsome and ugliest faces come together in the same person. ”
Now that they had a plan, they quickly got into action. The white dragon found a place to complete the transformation and walked towards a crowded place.
When passers-by saw her, they all ran over to greet her like seeing a big star.
With a perfect smile on his face, Bai Long looked around at those who were vying to get close to her, and picked the one that looked the most unpleasant and used a trick that he would never tire of.
"What are you looking at?"