When I was tapped on the shoulder, I screamed.

This time, I happened to have a close face-to-face with the grandson who was squatting behind me.

It's no exaggeration to say that as long as someone pats me on the head, I'm going to have to kiss this bastard.

"Who are you?!!"

I looked at him, and a feeling of helplessness suddenly came out of my heart.

The man crouching behind me was an old man in a white vest and a large fan in his hand.

This person's dress is very unsophisticated, and it can be said that he is a little buried.

The big gray pants he was wearing were patched, and he looked dirty, and he didn't know how long he hadn't changed them, and there was a pair of flip-flops under his feet, which were still stained with a lot of yellow mud.

"You," I looked at him, and I couldn't speak.

"Ah, we've met, have you forgotten?" The old man smiled, squeezed his eyebrows at me, and looked at me with an indescribable cheapness: "In Guangxi." ”

Guangxi?

When I heard his words, I felt like a lot of images were flashing through my head.

Guangxi South Doushan dog

"Holy shit!! You're the old man who touched my porcelain in the middle of the night!! ”

After saying this, I raised my hand and gave myself a mouthful, and my expression suddenly became frightened.

I'll just say that the dog looks familiar!!

After getting the jade pine from Nandou Mountain, we did not go back to Guiyang directly, but rested in Guangxi, and by the way, we were invited to a supper by the blind boss.

When eating supper, the dog came in from outside, and Shen Han also said that it was ugly and cute!

In the end, I went to the bathroom, but when I came back, I bumped into this old man, and he almost knocked him out for 500 yuan!

I had forgotten about this, if it hadn't been for this old man reminding me, and that dog was really good-looking, I really couldn't remember!!

"You!! You are a priest of Ge Daoshi!! I exclaimed.

"Ah, yes." Old Man Ge nodded, admitted it directly, and then asked me with a cheap smile: "Do you have any cigarettes on you?" I forgot to take it with me when I went out. ”

Because I was so frightened at that time, I couldn't relax for a while, and after hearing Old Man Ge's words, I subconsciously put my hand in my pocket, took out a cigarette and handed it to him.

Old man Ge didn't seem to see it at all, and after taking the cigarette, he took one out of it and lit it leisurely.

"You're doing well now, you're all smoking China." Old man Ge said in a loud voice.

"It's okay, I've been getting rich lately, fuck it, is it time to talk about this?!!" I eased up a little, strengthened my courage, and glared at him viciously: "The last time I met you in Guangxi, you wouldn't have been following us, right?" ”

Hearing my question, Old Man Ge showed a look of disdain.

Then he looked at me like a fool.

"What do you think you have that I should follow?" Old man Ge said as he looked me up and down, and shook his head: "Look at you like this, how idle do I have to be to follow you?" ”

"Nandoushan." I said those three words with something in my words.

Hearing this, Old Man Ge's expression became even more disdainful, and his eyes were still a little disgusted.

"That thing, you can use it as a treasure." Old man Ge said, shaking his head: "Last time, my apprentice went to block you because of this thing, and when he came back, he was beaten by me. ”

I really don't know what to say when this old guy uses words.

"It's a coincidence that I met you in Guangxi." Old man Ge spread his hands.

"You're not stalking me?" I asked tentatively.

"You're not a woman, why am I following you?" Old man Ge asked me depressedly.

"Maybe you're an old glass." I looked at him very seriously.

Old man Ge smoked a cigarette and stopped talking, looking at that expression, it seemed that he wanted to smoke me.

Originally, I was still very cold to the words "Daoist Ge", which sounded very refreshing, let alone seeing Daoist Ge in real person.

But it's really better to meet than to be famous!

At first, I was quite scared of this old grandson, but after a few words, I was not afraid at all.

"That Master Ge"

"Don't call me that, I'm not a qigong class." Old man Ge gave me a blank look.

I was silent for a moment, and then I put on a smile and looked at him almost flatteringly: "Senior Ge? Ge Zhenren? Ge Lao Xian'er? I will call you whatever you want me to call you, I am a person who respects the old and loves the young, what do you say. ”

Old man Ge took a puff of his cigarette, looked at me, and asked, "Why do I think you are laughing so disgustingly?" ”

"What's disgusting, this is the kindest smile of the juniors to the elders!" I sneered, "What, why did you come all the way to the northeast?" ”

"Save people." Old man Ge said very simply, raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the ravine: "My apprentices are about to let you be wiped out, do I just look at it like this?" ”

"You're wrong, why are you going to let us extinguish, this is not our pot in the first place." I looked at the old man seriously and said, "Touch your conscience and say, is this the first thing your people to pick up!" ”

Old man Ge, this old guy, gave me a sense of déjà vu of the old man left, and it was because of this that I was able to talk eloquently when facing him.

Don't think I'm playing tricks on him.

As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't suffer immediate losses.

Now that this old man is here, I don't dare to think that I can keep Mr. Tan and them, I just ask this old guy to understand the reason and take Mr. Tan and them back.

If I don't negotiate this matter with my mouth, and pat him on the back to persuade him to go back, when the fight starts, Zheng Xiaoxian's brains will definitely be all over the ground.

"This matter can't be regarded as our provocation" Old man Ge sighed: "My apprentices, they are just here to get something, isn't it a bit too much for you to embarrass him so much." ”

As he spoke, Old Man Ge raised his hand and hit my head with a brain hammer.

This old guy is not ordinary black, I screamed in pain at the time, but fortunately it was not a big deal, it just hurt a little and I felt that my head was bulging.

"Especially you kid." Old man Ge finished playing my brain, and said scoldingly: "Hiding in the mountains under my apprentice's black hand, why are you so yin?" ”

"Bullshit!" I replied angrily: "I call this tactic!" ”

Old man Ge scolded with a smile, bullshit tactics.

Then, Old Man Ge took out his mobile phone from his pocket, pressed it a few times, and dialed a call to go out.

After a while, I heard the phone ringing in my headphones.

It seems that Old Man Ge is calling Mr. Tan and them.

"Hello?" Old man Ge had a cigarette in his mouth, like an old rascal peeking at the big girl taking a bath, squatted beside me, squinted his eyes and said to the person on the other side of the phone: "Don't do anything, don't leave, I'll come over immediately." ”

Before the person on the other end of the phone could answer him, the old guy hung up the phone.

"Boy, the balance of yin and yang in the ravine was created by you, right?" Old man Ge asked me.

"yes." I nodded, not denying it.

"Not bad." Old man Ge glanced at me deeply, and his smile was a little complicated: "You kid is quite powerful, you have Huigen, but it's a pity that you are not from our life sect, otherwise I would like to take you as an apprentice." ”

I didn't speak, waiting for him to continue.

"Otherwise, you jumped from the Three Sects and Nine Streams, right?" Old man Ge said to me with great interest: "I don't think it's suitable for you to stay in the three sects and nine streams, with your temperament, staying there is purely condescending." ”

"Jumping to you? Follow you to take revenge on society? I asked.

"Young man, what you say is ugly, what is revenge on society." Old man Ge smiled and shook his head.

At this moment, Old Man Ge reached out without warning, grabbed my neck, and pulled me up from the rune paper array.

At that time, I was so desperate that I almost didn't cry.

I fucking worked hard to lay a spell, and everything was done, but within a few minutes of this old Wang Bayi appearing, he brought me out of the array, and the balance of yin and yang in the ravine was directly broken for me!!

"Everyone can still make peace, make a fuss, and almost stop it."

Old man Ge smiled, threw me casually, and threw me to the ground.