Chapter 99: Hmm~~ Such bad breath
"Oh? Is it? Hua Shao chuckled, "Then it seems that you and Qingyan have a lot in common." ”
"Yes, it should be very chatty," Lin Ya smiled softly as he spoke, laughing so much that the Qingyan Sword behind Hua Shao trembled in his heart, and his back was cold.
But after all, in front of everyone, he also wants face, although after the previous call, his face has been gone, but shouldn't he have to keep it, thinking of this, he unnaturally squeezed out a smile, felt a little better, smiled more naturally, plucked up confidence, and looked directly at Lin Ya's gaze, "I'm also very happy to know more people who have a common hobby." ”
"Oh! yes, then let's find a time to have a good exchange that day," Lin Ya said a little excitedly, like a real adventure fanatic.
"Good...... Okay," although Qingyan Sword was trying to control it, he couldn't help but pause, and it gave people a feeling of being a little inward-looking.
The companions around him remembered his previous performance, and in combination with the current conversation, they couldn't help but show sympathetic eyes, and sighed in their hearts, "Hey~ This poor baby, it's hard for him." ’
Qingyan Jian's heart softened, and he suddenly felt the urge to cry, but he finally re-established a little image, (although others don't feel this way) can't just give up halfway, even if those eyes are like a mang, they have to be their backs.
A wave of belief suddenly surged in Qingyan Jian's heart, "That's right, even if there are ten more pairs, twenty pairs of this kind of gaze, I must resist it," he had a feeling that if he couldn't withstand it this time, then it would be even more difficult to resist it again in the future, and it would be completely finished.
Suddenly, an unprecedented belief surged from the bottom of his heart, upward, straight to the door of his brain; Down, the qi poured into the dantian, and the 'swoop' was a sudden head-up, that feeling, that momentum, like Zhang Yide's possession (that is, Zhang Fei), domineering!
However, it is all missing............
"Bastard!" The Qingyan Sword collapsed in an instant, twisted his waist, shook his head, with two lines of glittering tears, and ran into the distance with a loud shout, that's right, a moment ago, he was still like Zhang Yide possessed, and he was domineering and rushed to the heavenly spirit, and he burst into tears the next moment he raised his head, and his companions couldn't stop him, and there was no shadow as soon as he slipped through the smoke, and he didn't know where to run.
"Huh? What's the matter, wasn't we having a good conversation just now, why did you suddenly run away? ”
"yes, yes, it's weird, it can't be a sudden urgency."
"No, the game needs to solve this problem."
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The three of them, the Moon Fat Man, Crayon Xiaoxin and Lin Ya were quite puzzled, and couldn't help but start discussing the reason why Qingyan Sword left suddenly, and at the same time put away the three pairs of extremely pitying eyes.
Seeing that Lin Ya and them were so unscrupulous, Chang Qingtian couldn't sit still, although they had also shown sympathetic eyes before, but this did not prevent their hearts from wanting to be sarcastic.
In fact, this is also the normal state of people, understandable, just like my own dog, no matter how I fight, how I kick it, and others feel that it is an eyesore even if they are gently pushed away, no matter what, they just feel uncomfortable and so on.
I saw that Chang Qingtian suddenly took a few steps forward, and said in a weird manner, "Hey, hum chirp, Qingyan won't be noisy so he ran away." ”
Who knew that Lin Ya, who was standing in front, suddenly covered his nose, took two steps back, and exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Grass!" Whoever the hell meows to eat, what I pulled yesterday smells better than this. ”
And the moon fat man and crayon Xiaoxin, who reacted, closed their breath and didn't say a word, but they silently smeared a knife on Changqingtian's heart.
Well, people usually say that people around you have bad breath, and it's a very serious one, what do you do? Anyway, if it's me, then it must be calm and breathless first, and then observe others, if it's fake, then God doesn't know it, if it's true, turn around and leave, think I'm still very polite.
But if it's an acquaintance, you have to be treated specially, just like the person standing next to Chang Qingtian at this time, it's his own person, and it's not easy to be absolutely in front of others, all of them are breathless, just pretend to be there and don't care, those small eyes look at Lin Ya They are like saying, 'How can Chang Qingtian have bad breath, why haven't I found out after so many years with him, it's pure nonsense.'" ’
Lin Ya They looked funny, they thought they couldn't find it if they held their breath? Don't they know that their chests and abdomen don't rise and fall when they hold their breath?
(By the way, if you want it to be seamless, you have to mobilize your muscles and make an undulating appearance when you hold your breath, although usually no one pays attention to this)
Looking at their calm appearance, Lin Ya's heart itched, "No," he still didn't hold back after all, he took out a small fan the size of a palm out of nowhere, kept fanning it in front of his nose, and made a disgusting look, muttering words such as 'stinky to death' in a voice that everyone could hear.
Originally, as long as it took a while, this matter would have calmed down like this, but!
If you don't die, you won't die, nodo, nodie~
Poor Chang Qingtian didn't even notice that the people around him had closed their breath, and at this time, they were ridiculed by Lin Ya again, and their hearts were full of anger, and when Bai Jilu found out that he wanted to stop him from speaking, he had already spoken, and he looked extremely excited, "Damn, who are you talking about, you are the only one who has bad breath, no matter how arrogant you are, no matter how arrogant Lao Tzu will chop her." As he spoke, he pressed the knife down Do'er's neck. (Woo, you finally remembered me)
Everyone was stunned all of a sudden, "Say your sister, just shut up, talk to him, if you really don't have bad breath, what are you excited about............ Huh! It can't be true, I seem to have found something. ’
"It's over, I can't hold it anymore, but the wind is okay at this time, it should have been blown away," a few people who were unlucky, and when they held their breath, they happened to be in an exhalation state, and their breath was about to loosen, and at this time they only hoped that the smell had been blown away, but what they didn't find was that their thoughts had changed from relieving their embarrassment to not wanting to inhale foul gas, and they had already implemented the existence of bad breath in their opinions, and it was still a huge smell.
If Chang Qingtian knew that it was his rebuttal that made him fall into the name of a 'heavy stinky mouth', I don't know if he would twist his waist like Qingyan Sword, shake his head, with two lines of glittering tears, and then run into the distance with a loud shout.
And those few people who were about to be unable to hold back their faces were already a little green at this time, but in the end they still didn't hold back, and exhaled the turbidity in their chests at once.
Lin Ya has been staring at their state, pinching the time When they just opened their mouths to deflate, a sound of retching suddenly broke out, making Chang Qingtian who was on the fire suddenly erupt, but without Hua Shao's words, he didn't dare to really chop off Duo'er, and in a fit of anger, he could only swing his blade and turn to Lin Ya, and at the same time greeted Lin Ya's eighteen generations of relatives, not only full of momentum, but also unusually loud voice.
Lin Ya listened to nothing, after all, he was greeting his eighteenth generation of relatives, but he himself didn't even know if he had relatives, let alone feeling indignant for them, if it was to greet the Liushan couple or Min Tian, then it might be more effective, but Chang Qingtian didn't know, so not only did he stop without saying a sentence or two, but the more he talked, the more relieved he became, the more he talked, the more energetic he became, his mouth was like a river, and he talked endlessly.
Pity those who have just breathed a sigh of relief, and are in dire need of fresh air, they are already about to cry, and they don't play like this!
However, they shouted in their hearts that they would not do it, but their bodies were very honest, and their chests and abdomen were already beginning to rise and fall, and after a short while, their imaginary evil qi would pass through their noses and mouths, and then fill their lungs.
'Don't! Everyone shouted wildly in their hearts, used their last strength to control their chest and abdomen, and then no longer cared about any embarrassment or embarrassment, spread their feet and ran wildly into the distance, and after more than ten meters away from the evergreen sky, they breathed the fresh air in the mountains and forests with an intoxicated face, and for the first time felt that the air that they usually breathe all the time is so beautiful.
And compared with their fluttering immortals, Chang Qingtian, who was still coaxing and scolding the street before, was completely dumbfounded.
Lin Ya laughed 'haha', squatted there and slapped the ground with his right hand, even squeezing out tears, and the two Crayon Xiaoxin and Lili (who had been blown up before and were hiding in a tree not far away at this time) were also holding back laughter, and their bodies twitched.
The evergreen weather was so bad that his lungs were about to explode, and his chest and abdomen were rising and falling violently, and he didn't understand that he was being played by someone as a monkey, and he instantly ranked Lin Ya at the top of the must-kill list, and even above the crayon Xiaoxin's ranking.
As soon as the blade swung, he was about to rush forward and break Lin Ya's body into pieces, but before he could take a step, he was stopped by Hua Shao.
Angry, he was willing, as soon as he struggled with his hand, he wanted to scold a few times when he turned around, but after seeing that it was Hua Shao, his eyes shrank, and reason quickly gained the upper hand, and he couldn't help but swallow it back when he scolded, and then said calmly, "Hua Shao, don't pull me, I must chop this bastard." ”
"Stand down."
Chang Qingtian wanted to say something more, but under Hua Shao's gaze, he still didn't dare to disobey after all, but he was very unhappy when he was angry in his heart, and finally after shouting, he turned to a waist-thick tree, and waved the blade to slash indiscriminately.
Bai Jilu looked at it and sighed secretly, while those who ran away smiled awkwardly and walked back.
"Is this your purpose," Letting Chang Qingtian vent, Hua Shao suddenly said such a sentence without a beginning or an end.
However, Lin Ya knew what he was referring to, originally he deliberately stimulated Chang Qingtian, in order to let him cut himself, with his strength at this time, it was completely feasible to take him down in an instant, so that they would have the capital to negotiate conditions with Hua Shao.
But I didn't expect that Hua Shao was not a good bully, and he actually saw through Lin Ya's thoughts.
Lin Ya sighed unhappily in his heart, but there was still no change on the surface, and while wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, he said casually, "What are you talking about, but it was so funny just now, hahaha." ”
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I saw that it said hold your breath there, have you tried it, hehehehehe.
Finally, can you have a few tickets, thank you.
Well, that's it, lie down.