Chapter 811 Advertisement
"Hahahaha, this time it's really a false alarm! Come on, come on, I'll toast you, without Xiaohui, I'm really in trouble this time. ”
With hearty laughter and straight shoulders, Mr. Wang is still as bold as ever. Before Zhang Binhui could reply, he saw that he tilted his head, and the glass of wine had been poured down.
Zhang Binhui smiled comfortably: This time I really did the right thing, otherwise such a heroic figure would lie on the hospital bed, what a sad thing!
After a few modest sentences, Zhang Binhui accompanied the glass of wine, and the son of Lao Wang on the side began to persuade: "Dad, I am still very lucky to be able to come over this time, this wine, you will drink less in the future." ”
Lao Wang waved his hand: "It's okay, your father and I have an iron body." You didn't see the hospital check-up? My health is very good, my blood pressure is not high, my blood lipids are normal, and with my body, I have a life span of at least 12 years. ”
Lao Wang's character is like this, he is an optimist, his requirements for life are not too high, he can be at ease, coarse tea and light rice, no wonder he has been so well maintained, red and red.
"Dad, let's drink less, after all, your right side is still affected by something, and the doctors have warned you, let's pay attention."
After all, Mr. Wang is an intellectual, although he is stubborn, he is still more or less scientific. Seeing that his son was so persistent, he put down the wine glass with a smile:
"Well, this time it's really thrilling, and I'm tired of you. I'll drink less in the future, but I don't have to compete too much with alcohol.
Didn't the doctor say that? In my case, there is plaque in the arteries, and drinking some alcohol is still good for invigorating the blood. ”
Seeing that his father no longer insisted, Xiao Wang's brows relaxed, so the celebration wine between the neighbors was drunk happily, and finally everyone returned happy.
Back at home, Zhang Binhui naturally wanted to talk about his parents, after all, he was not young anymore.
On the second day, the practice was still to purchase New Year's goods, and Zhang Binhui and Ling Doudou went to the street. For the lively environment here, Ling Doudou is already very adapted, after all, she has been here for a lot of time.
Yuan Yuanzi is the opposite, she is the first time to participate in such an activity, it is not that she has never been here before, but she always has a job, or installs equipment, or goes to Mars, and she is really unfamiliar with the pastime activities of shopping, chatting and bargaining.
But the nature of a woman, she fell in love with it at the first time, and learned it in a very short time.
With the help of divine sense exploration, Yuan Yuanzi easily grasped the bottom line of the merchant's price, so her knife was absolutely accurate, and it immediately made the merchant in a dilemma.
Soon, the two girls harvested large bags and small bags, and the three of them were squeezed hot, and their mood became very happy.
At noon, everyone decided to eat at a restaurant, which was on the second floor of the pedestrian street, which was also very lively.
In modern society, this competition is absolutely fierce, so the position of advertising is every inch of land. Seeing the high flow of people here, the four walls of this restaurant are covered with LCD TVs, which are full of advertisements.
"Good news, good news, a 400-year-old brand, a gospel ...... for lumbar disc herniation patients"
Then a middle-aged star came out and said:
"My old waist bones, when the sky changes, it hurts, I can't stand well, I can't sit still, it's really better than death!
Now that I have eaten this Chinese medicine, it is really effective immediately, my back is not painful, my legs are not numb, and I am refreshed to do anything, it is really my savior! ”
The next thing is the kidney tonic powder, the man can't have sex, and he dares to come out and show his face: "Alas, people are middle-aged and have worries, and there is no fun in doing anything, even my wife feels sorry!" ”
So his wife came out to speak, holding the vial, and her face was full of spring: "Don't panic, a century-old secret recipe and a dose are effective."
Drink it, he's good and I'm good! ”
The left and right meals were not served, Yuan Yuanzi, the curious baby, watched it with relish, and when the advertisement was rotated to three hundred brand-name gold watches, Yuan Yuanzi blurted out a question:
"Brother Hui, six out of ten advertisements are for kidney tonics, why can't you earth men?"
Then the three of them made a big red face at the same time.
Yuan Yuanzi is quick and shy, Ling Doudou is like a deer, and Zhang Binhui is embarrassed.
He has seen a lot of this, but he is not surprised, but he didn't expect people to understand. I don't know what's going on over the years, anyway, this kind of carousel of small advertisements abounds, and the most important thing is that their content is basically single.
One is the kind that looks particularly discounted: Swiss famous watches, gold-plated and diamond-inlaid with diamonds, only 900 yuan when you take it out, and the first 100 call in, I pour, you can still get a discount, and you can take it away if it is less than 400.
Oh my God, what kind of pie in the sky is this? This is simply a gold brick, this business must not lose money?
But his advertisements can still continue.
Curious, Zhang Binhui tried, but the phone rang, but he just couldn't get in. It's polite to record, please don't hang up, that is, wait in line a little, and it will be your turn soon.
Then the next month, you will find that the fee is two dollars a minute, which is far more expensive than the others.
The second category is even more, which is what Yuan Yuanzi is curious about, pure Chinese medicine, most of them are ancestors, or they are time-honored brands, anyway, they cure all kinds of diseases, especially the most common chronic diseases, and Western medicine can't do it.
It's a lot bigger, and the people are used to it, anyway, it's just like that, flickering, it's all the same, the ultimate goal is to cheat money out of your pocket, aren't the relevant departments rectifying? Ahem, it just doesn't seem to be effective.
But this outsider doesn't understand, let alone Yuan Yuanzi, in fact, some foreigners on the earth don't understand: all cure all diseases, why can't this Nobel Prize in medicine see the name of Chinese?
Zhang Binhui was about to explain, but the little couple at the next table spoke, and their voices happened to be a little loud:
"Husband, your waist is not good, why don't you try that kind of powder?"
Lao Kou dismissed: "Cut, flicker, do you believe this?" We cured a herniated disc 400 years ago, and now the whole world has headaches?
Borrowing other people's pain to make money, this businessman has a moral problem, expecting him to treat you? Dream on! ”
Yuan Yuanzi didn't understand, and asked in a low voice: "Did you study the structure of the human body four hundred years ago?" ”
Zhang Binhui really can't wait to serve the food immediately: "Ahem...... Anatomy first existed in ancient Greece, where the famous philosophers Hippocrates and Aristotle both dissected animal entities.
And modern human anatomy is supposed to start with the Renaissance. The most famous of these is Da? Finch.
As for this granule manufacturer four hundred years ago, heh, pig bones they may know, the human body? Meng's! ”