Chapter 325 A Dollar Order
To be honest, Grant's question is a bit acute. Chinese He doesn't have much friendship with Deadpool, and he's even a friend and foe now!
Fortunately, Deadpool didn't care about this and gave the answer very simply.
"I remember seeing it on a mission one time. Now that I think about it, it was really accidental. ”
You really can't use normal people's thinking to measure and judge Deadpool's actions. When Grant heard this, he thought that Deadpool had something inconvenient to say, and planned to push it over like this. As a result, Deadpool proved himself to be a "simple" person with his actions.
"I had just left Three Mile Island (the site of the final battle in Wolverine 1). At that time, I had just personally found a few deals, and I had completed them with great efficiency, and I had just gained a little reputation. At this time, someone approached me and gave me a most bizarre order - to go somewhere and steal some information. Originally, I refused this kind of mission, because I was not here, and Deadpool suddenly asked Grant and the American team, "You understand?" ”
Faced with this very "deep" problem, the American team did not know what to say. He wanted to ask about Grant Hulk, but Grant's attention was clearly not there. In the depressed gaze of the American team, Grant nodded to Deadpool very seriously: "I understand." ”
Deadpool slapped Grant excitedly.
"That's right, as such a stylish and principled murderer, how could I easily change the scope of my business. I can't be told to do it, I'll do it, right. At this point, Deadpool paused, amid Grant's echo. When he spoke again, he suddenly took a turn: "And then I agreed." ”
"Uh......"
At this time, although the American team also wanted to know how Deadpool, who was a round or two younger than him, knew about the Black Shadow Warrior, but now he wanted to pinch the other party to see what the other party's brain structure was.
"At that time, I was faced with a choice. On the one hand, it is a very good salary, and on the other hand, it is a business that has never been touched. I was struggling at the time. "Not paying attention to Team America's expression," Deadpool continued. I'm even more struggling with the fact that if you really want to know what's next, you should place an order for me. ”
Hearing this, the American team couldn't figure out what to order for a while. Then he heard Grant calling himself.
"What's wrong?"
"Do you have any cash on you?"
The U.S. team was stunned for a moment. Then he replied curtly, "Do you think I have it now?" ”
Hearing his answer, Grant shook his head, then took out a $1 coin from his trouser pocket, walked to Deadpool's side, and solemnly handed it into the latter's hand.
"Whew. Luckily, I'm used to carrying a coin with me at all times. ”
Team America didn't expect Deadpool to give Grant a thumbs up and put the coin away.
"Okay, the order has been taken. What I'm going to talk about next is just the process of that matter, and it doesn't involve the employer's personal information, so it's not a violation of the principles. Haha, I'm so smart, what should I do......"
He looked at Grant and then at Deadpool. If it weren't for the monocle, the American team would have wanted to cover their faces with their hands.
And after a while of self-agitation. Deadpool finally got to the point: "At that time, I thought that the previous orders were all murders, and the taste is not bad." So I said yes. Then, based on the information provided by the employer, I went to that place. With my super skills, I easily sneaked in, and then took a box of disks that had been prepared long ago - yes, a box. That's right, it's the same kind of disk as before. I plugged in the box of disks one by one. Go to the target, the computer, and copy the information inside. I have to say. It was a very frustrating job, and I regretted it at the time, because my employer gave me too little money. Then, I found him! ”
Deadpool's voice suddenly became high. For a while, Team America and Grant were frightened.
“…… That miraculous deed, that style of the wind! And that kind of combat method that was extremely mobile during World War II immediately convinced Wise as me. Although I have the ability to teleport and don't need the kind of comical looking sliding wheels under my feet, I was drawn to the style of getting away with a single hit. Also, although the all-black combat suit and the mask gave me a cold feel that was not to my taste. But those two long swords are indeed quite stylish. The most amazing thing is that I went through a lot later and found that there is no other universe with such a person. That is, he is unique to the universe in which we live! So he became my idol. And I followed his example and designed an image that would pay homage to my idol and suit me best – that's it. The only thing I don't understand is that there is no him in other universes, so how do Deadpools in other universes get along with me in a similar shape......"
The rest of the other universes didn't catch the attention of Grant and Team America, who both frowned at Deadpool's previous half.
It's not that the U.S. team hasn't checked about the Dark Shadow Warrior since it was unfrozen, but even if he borrowed the authority of Fury, who was still the director at the time, he didn't get more information than he knew back then. Now it's clear that if Deadpool hadn't lied, he knew no less from that computer than he did about himself. This puzzled him.
As for Grant, as a guy who has also been frozen for decades, and has only just woken up, he doesn't know that there will be information about the Dark Shadow Warrior in S.H.I.E.L.D. But he's sure that neither S.H.I.E.L.D. nor its predecessor, SSR, knows that much.
In this case, there seems to be only one possibility.
"Deadpool, is that target of yours, well, where that computer is located, Hydra's base?"
This time, Deadpool didn't have a quick answer.
"As a mercenary by profession, how could I possibly ask my employer about this ......"
"But shouldn't this kind of transaction be left behind? It's impossible not to care, right? ”
"Okay. It's a man I fancy, and you know a lot. ”
For the phrase "the man he likes", Grant is very dissatisfied. However, it's not easy to show it.
"You're not going to place another order, are you?"
"Oh, no. Forget it, anyway, it has nothing to do with the personal information of the employer at the time, so it's not a violation of principles, so I'll just say it. "Deadpool is normal this time," I didn't bother to inquire or inquire at the time, but the employer did say something about it. I heard 'Lady Viper' or something. ”
Grant suddenly realized!
(PS: There are easter eggs in some versions of "Wolverine 1", where Deadpool's dead man's head that was cut off by Uncle Wolf "shhh By that time, his sealed mouth had already been opened. But...... Don't you think it's more in line with Deadpool's personality to tear his mouth open with his own hands? (To be continued.) )
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