Chapter 1087 - A Big Oolong
Listening to the lyrics of this waistless limerick poem, I was also nervous, and the rune paper and the golden knife were ready, so I waited for the other party to start a fight with me, but after this guy whined and chirped twice, he then shouted loudly: "3 wolf cliffs and 3 passes." 3 wolf cliffs are watched. I want to ask the 3 wolf cliffs who guards the king of the Dao stove and his side. The old man of the stove is surnamed Zhang, and his family lives in Zhangjiazhuang above. The eldest brother is called Zhang Tianshi, and the second brother is called Zhang Yuhuang. The third child has nothing to do, and would rather go down to the room to be the king of the stove.
The old man of the stove lowered his head, and the immortals did not bully the immortals. Grandma Stove King raised her head, and the fairy put it into the outer spirit. The sesame seeds bloom and the millet blooms and bends over. The corn blooms with a hair, and the sorghum field is planted with artemisia. ”
I looked at the mustache bouncing around in embarrassment, and I didn't finish reading it for a long time, this horse fairy upper body is too troublesome.
I stood aside and looked at these two goods with some amusement, and said to myself, can you stop me like this? Brother, if I'm not curious and want to see what is going on, I will run a hundred miles away, where are you going to fight with me?
The reason why I didn't run away was that in addition to wanting to see what they were doing, first, I was afraid of leaving in a panic, and the other party still had a backhand, and second, I wanted to see how capable this horse fairy was.
As the words of this disciple became longer and longer, I lost interest more and more, and finally I simply took out my mobile phone and looked at it, and there was still a signal.
In the past, when I fought with those masters, most of them were chaotic magnetic fields, where would there be signals for me to use, it seems that the skills of these two have not yet reached the list of real masters, I can't help but be a little disappointed.
But that old lady is very powerful, holding a wicker and still comparing with Li Guanyi.
The wicker is like a mallet, Li Guanyi's tape recorder is an iron lump, between smashing and smashing, the fourth aunt of fire, looking at this is called a lively.
However, the old lady's body is obviously not as good as Li Guanyi's young man, I see that although the wicker in her hand is still whipping, she is really out of shape, waving the whip and feeling a little out of breath, this scene is like a middle-aged woman beating her own child who caused trouble.
I don't know if Li Guanyi thinks she's a woman and it's hard to start, anyway, she has been avoiding awkwardly.
After such a period of commotion, the old lady was so tired that she couldn't lift her hand, grabbed the wicker and held her knees and pointed at Li Guanyi: "Bastard boy, don't run, old lady, I won't kill you today, I'm sorry for the old fairy family in our family." ”
Yes, this is more like the posture of an old lady in the countryside educating her children.
Li Guanyi also ran to me crying and laughing: "Okay, let's go, I still have some understanding of the horse fairy, in the northeast, there are not 10,000 but 8,000 in the hall of the horse fairy, and the disciples at the entrance of the hall are very powerful, and there is no immortal family who is afraid of war."
Generally, if you ask the fairy family to sing this kind of words, if you can't invite you to come to the three clears and three sends, then you basically can't invite anyone who has real skills.
This couple must not have a powerful horn on them, or why would they have come to report the horse, and they would have run away when they saw us? ”
As soon as Li Guanyi said this, the faces of the man and the woman suddenly showed a look of fear.
I saw that Li Guanyi was to the point, otherwise the reaction of these two people would not have been like this.
I asked a little strangely, "Then why is that old lady so powerful?" Yu Ling is no match for her. ”
Li Guanyi said in a low voice: "Yu Ling is a resentful spirit, no matter how powerful it is, it is also a ghost, although the horse fairy is also the same kind, but the way is different, the horse fairy on this old lady should be at the level of the boss of their hall, and in the case of a sneak attack, it is inevitable that Yu Ling will be injured." ”
I frowned and said, "Then how can I feel that anger?" ”
Li Guanyi scratched his head: "Fighting this thing, it's a momentum, one blow, then decline, three and exhaustion, she knocked Yu Ling with a stick, and then a stick down, you dodge, it must be a momentum."
You also know that whether it is a horse immortal or a Taoist monk, including ordinary people, it is the same, this competitive heart is driven, and if you win two games in a row, you don't know what your surname is, and you become arrogant. And then it's like a rainbow......"
I'm depressed, I've been emotionally engaged for a long time, did we play a big oolong on ourselves?
Aren't these three guys running into our room with guns before?
I smiled: "Okay, uncle and aunt, don't jump, you two are tired of dancing, I look tired." ”
As soon as I said this, the bearded old man couldn't hold back his face, and he still jumped and shouted there: "What's the matter? Do you look down on our disciples?
You wait, my big newspaper horse went to call the fairy family, and I will come to clean up your kid immediately. ”
I rolled my eyelids: "Then you go on, we're leaving." ”
After speaking, I turned my head, and Li Guanyi took Qian Yongzhen and others to walk out of the building from behind me.
When the pair of disciples saw that we were not two people, but a group of mermaids, and all of them were young men, they were immediately frightened.
The goddess took the wicker in her hand and gestured to me: "Don't come, don't come, be careful that I whip you, I am not responsible for the dead." ”
When she poked it like this, the wicker actually broke off by itself.
I understood at a glance that this was a possessed horse fairy who ran away, and without help, it became this virtue.
The old lady looked at the withered wicker in her hand in a daze, and suddenly cried with a sad face: "Old fairy, where are you?" ”
This scene took a turn for the worse, to be honest, even I couldn't react a little, who would have thought that the other party's cousin who came out of the horse fairy was so irresponsible, and he actually threw away all his own disciples and ran away.
I smiled bitterly and shook my head: "Okay, auntie, don't howl, you tell me how good you are staying at home, running out to plant a flag to find trouble, and you don't look at how old you are." ”
The bearded old man was still jumping there, his face was sweating, and the clumsy big cotton jacket and big cotton pants made him look very funny at this time, and he shook an authentic Northeast accent: "I'll tell you, don't be sassy, don't be sassy, when my old fairy comes back, you'll be." ”
I took a step forward with tears and laughter, but the beard didn't stand firm and fell directly to the ground.
"Alas, uncle!"
I stretched out my hand to help him, but the old lady rolled her strange eyes, and suddenly sat down on the ground, hugged my legs with both hands and cried: "You loser! You have a bad conscience, is it easy for my mother and me to support you, you actually beat your father and scolded your mother! ”
Me, what's this called?
I'm a big grass! I really can't help but want to scold the mouth at this time, I've seen a scoundrel, I've never seen such a scoundrel, this is starting to play with me?