Chapter 9 Chopsticks
I was about to brag about a lesson with this group of ignorant people, when one of me, who had been sleeping soundly, rolled over and sat up, and said something that broke the sky. Seeing Brother Tiger and his group showing a suddenly realized expression, I really wanted to run up and tear this person's mouth apart, you said you sleep well, you have something to do!
Although I thought so in my heart, I didn't dare to make a mistake at all, and said with low eyebrows: "This big brother is so knowledgeable, he doesn't dare to call him a tomb robber, that is, a soil rake, half-debut, and no prospects." With that, I peeked at the man sitting up.
I saw that he was born with an angular face like a knife and an axe, eyebrows like a sword that went straight into the temples, a tall nose bridge, thin lips, and a pair of melancholy and casual eyes, about thirty years old...... For some reason, I instantly had a sense of immediacy about Brother Sharp.
Hearing my words, the man nodded slightly, his eyes half-opened, and he said flatly, "How deep do you drink?" How much dirt do you eat? ”
I was stunned, this is the jargon of the soil rake, if it was put half a year ago, I would be confused, but in the past six months, I have been exposed to it and dealt with many soil rakes, so I naturally understand the Tao. After a little thought, he said: "There is no merit, no nationality and no name." ”
The man's expression remained unchanged and continued: "I can see the Dragon Temple, cross the sea bridge, and take a rice spoon in the Hall of Hades?" ”
I already had a countermeasure in my heart, and replied: "Wear the stars, wear the moon, and drink clear soup in Meng Po's bowl." ”
The meaning of the dialogue between the two of us is, the "sharp brother" asked me, what famous tombs have been poured, and what great achievements have you made? I didn't answer anything, just mixed food.
The man's slightly closed eyes opened, looked at it for a moment, nodded, and lay down again.
I was stunned for a moment, it's not that I thought you were a character, why did you lie down after talking nonsense for a long time, look at your conversation should also be an old-fashioned rake, why is this moral quality.
As soon as "Brother Sharp" lay down, Brother Tiger looked at it carefully, and confirmed that "Brother Sharp" was asleep again, and then said to me, "The sacred profession of tomb robbery has made you ruined, listen to your nonsense for a long time, and the feeling is to coax you with a local dialect Tiger Master, hum." Niu Er, give him some color. ”
Niu Er slowly stepped forward at this time, and said while looking at me: "Little brother, let's still be a family, but the rules of the number can't be messed up, so you can take care of it more." My name is Niu Er, and after the fight, you are our brother. He bowed to me as he spoke.
I was quite moved to see this, I thought that there are not many people in this society who are as civilized as Niu Er, who understand politeness and righteousness, and also follow his example and said: "My name is Lu An, and Niu Er's eldest brother advises me more." He bowed as he spoke.
At this second, I'm still a little warm, it's like a salute before the competition, it's really awesome. The next second I was tapped on the head, and then I saw a knee slam into my face.
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My knee hit me straight in the face, and I felt black in front of me, and then I was dizzy, and I fell down unsteadily, and a hot current was already surging out of my nose.
This yin ratio! That's when I realized that people can't look good. Niu Er, this dog thing, actually put on a posture and sneaked up on me! I wouldn't have been so embarrassed if I had worked hard, but unfortunately I'm too young.
As soon as the thought flashed, Niu Er was unforgiving, and kicked at my front door again. Fortunately, it was not in vain to drill holes over mountains and mountains in the past six months, so I rolled on the spot and narrowly avoided this kick.
"Stop." A casual voice rang out.
Niu Er stopped the offensive at this time, and he didn't dare to come out when he stood aside. The cell fell silent, except for the sound of me wheezing violently and sucking in nosebleeds.
I looked at the upper bunk against the wall, it turned out that "Brother Sharp" sat up again, it was Niu Er who he stopped before, otherwise I would definitely suffer if I was beaten. Why did he speak out to stop it? Is it a winner? Thinking of this, I glared at Niu Er fiercely, and said in my heart, when I take care of my injury, I will definitely fight with this dog.
I didn't think that Niu Er just shrugged his shoulders at me, smiling, without the slightest feeling of hatred, which made me more and more angry.
"The winner is decided." "Brother Sharp" spoke again, he glanced at me, shook his head in frustration like a parent who saw his son take the test, and said flatly: "Niu Ersheng, no need to fight anymore." ”
I snorted unconvinced, struggled to get up, and said, "This time I was careless, I admit it, and when I recover from my injuries, I will definitely get it back." ”
Niu Er shrugged again, looking indifferent. But "Brother Sharp" spoke again: "If you try a hundred more times, you will lose." Niu Er could have killed you a few times before, and if you hadn't spared your hand, you would have died a long time ago. ”
When I heard this, my eyes widened, I looked at Niu Er with an innocent face, and then at "Brother Sharp", and pursed my lips. Xindao Didn't you lie in bed and sleep just now, why did we fight, you also saw it, I was so foolish.
"Brother Sharp" didn't seem to notice my expression, and said, "Niu Er won, but Lu An came to occupy the second place." Brother Sharp pointed to his bunk.
"Brother Chopsticks!" Brother Tiger shouted and said hurriedly: "That's my bit." ”
"Brother Sharp" raised his eyelids, looked like he hadn't woken up, and said, "I know." You go to the three, and so on. ”
Brother Tiger turned his head and glared at me, startling me, and then turned his head and continued to whisper to "Brother Sharp": "Brother Chopsticks, this is not in accordance with the rules." This kid has no relationship with you and has no reason, even if you admire him, you can't let such a hairy boy step on my head, right? ”
"Yes, it's really not okay to be unruly, you can let this kid sleep with me Hua Ye." The seductive man also helped with his voice.
Niu Er also showed injustice, I still have to be the boss if I win, but he didn't dare to say anything, he could only look at the "sharp brother" on the bed hopefully.
Just when I was worried that this "Brother Sharp" would not be able to suppress this group of villains, "Brother Sharp" snorted coldly and jumped off the bed directly.
After jumping down, I was surprised to find that this "Brother Sharp" has a huge body and bones, and he is also 1.9 meters tall when he stands up, almost the same head as Brother Tiger. It's just that the body is really thinner, and standing with Brother Tiger is like a chopstick.
"Brother Sharp" looked directly at Brother Tiger and said, "Don't talk to me about the rules, I am the rules." At this time, Brother Sharp no longer had the casual appearance he had before, and his tone was full of undoubtedness.
I originally thought that Brother Tiger would rise up and have a good fight with "Brother Sharp", but I didn't expect Brother Tiger to wilt, and said like a house cat: "Yes, Brother Chopsticks, what do you say, I was wrong." After that, Brother Tiger came over, took the initiative to shake my hand and said: "This little brother, you will be the second child of this number in the future, if there is anything to order, my Tiger will do my best." ”
The change in attitude made me smack my tongue, and even Niu Er, who didn't care about it just now, didn't know where to turn out a roll of yellow, mildewy paper, and handed it to me with low eyebrows, let me wipe my nosebleed, and was thrown away by me.
I obviously lost, how could I be appreciated by this "sharp brother" boss and become the second leader? And how could this thin guy obey this tiger brother who was as strong as a buffalo? Just when I hadn't sorted out this thought, "Brother Sharp" suddenly said, "Lu An, right?" ”
"Ah," I subconsciously agreed.
"En" and "Brother Sharp" nodded and said, "Come here." ”
I went over like an angry little daughter-in-law, sat in the corner with "Brother Sharp", and said, "Brother Sharp, what do you have to ask?" “
"Brother Sharp" looked at me carefully for a long time, exhaled, and said: "It's nothing, since I am a fellow believer, of course I have to help, and I can't be bullied by these outsiders." I don't have any other purpose, don't worry. ”
I listened to it, and nodded again and again, it turned out that your turtle grandson suddenly discovered that he was still a teachable child. Said: "Yes, yes, I have heard since I was a child that we are not rakers, and the tomb robbery world is stronger than gold, as solid as a rock, and the top and bottom are united." Over the years, I have also deeply experienced the warmth of the tomb robber family, and the reason why I am today is also thanks to the cultivation of the organization: "I poured the words out of my stomach with my heart, so that I reached a state of mouth like a river to please him."
"Stop." A rare smile flashed in Brother Sharp's eyes, and he continued: "It's okay for you to say these things to me, don't talk nonsense when you go out." How this industry is, I believe you are also clear. You should also be a lesson in Niu Er's calculation just now, people always have to grow. ”
I just remembered what Niu Er had done to me before, and I said in my heart that I am not a turtle grandson, so I will naturally not fall for this person in the future, people's hearts are sinister, Niu Er is like this, and the soil rake who walks in various tombs at the risk of eating lawsuits all day long is needless to say.
Since these people dare to dig up the soil, they are naturally bold people, and even more robbing too many tombs, they will always be affected by the corpse qi entering the body, and over time they will be moody, violent and bloodthirsty, and the companions of a team often kill people and steal goods. What I said earlier was just to make this guy happy, but I was still a little embarrassed when it was pointed out.
"Brother Sharp" looked at me for a while, and he didn't know what he was thinking, and then said: "Okay, you can rest here, you should know all the other rules of the cell, just come to me if you have anything." Just rest with me for the afternoon's work. As he spoke, he glanced at Brother Tiger and said, "Let them do it." ”
After that, he ignored Brother Hu's ugly face and climbed into bed, and prepared to go to bed with his head bored.
"Oops, hey." I hurriedly picked up the head of the bed and said, "Big brother, you are so kind to me, I don't even know what your name is." ”
"Brother Sharp" turned his back to me and said, "My surname is Zhang, you can just call me Zhang Chopsticks." ”
"Oh." I nodded, ignoring Brother Tiger's face, threw his futon away, and mercilessly occupied the second position.
Lying in bed, I kept thinking.
Zhang Zhang chopsticks