Chapter Ninety-Seven: This Is a Disease, It Must Be Healed!
Some people look obscene, but they are actually pure. Some people look pure, but in fact they are very lewd. Appearances often conceal the true heart, and falsehood often obscures the truth. Therefore, some people seem to be very undisciplined, but in fact they may really be undisciplined.
- Li Gang
The dividing line between true and false
After Comrade Blue Devil was harmonized by Tofu Flower, Li Gang changed his mind and did not go home, but went to this branch of the Blue God Sect nearby to have a look.
What are you going to do?
Of course, it is to fulfill the obligations of the people's public servants, destroy illegal cult organizations, and save the majority of young girls, young women and Lori from the sea of cult suffering and run to a happy new world, and by the way, you can also bring those male compatriots who are responsible for playing soy sauce to watch and applaud.
Li Gang couldn't help but sigh that he was so responsible, if the civil servants of the Celestial Empire had thought about the people like his brother in the past, instead of thinking about using power for personal gain and playing with women all kinds of money, the Celestial Empire would have gone out of the world and conquered the whole universe a long time ago...... Well, that's kind of.
Several small glass bottles were turned out of the car, and the bottles contained different potions in the form of liquids, granules, and powders, although there were labels on them, but the ghost drawing symbols on the labels should be the words of the Blue Devil Li Gang didn't know half of them. Although Tie Hide used his soul to read Zhu Shen's memory, his half-baked soul reading ability can only interpret episodic memory, and it can't reach the level of copying language. So, I can't understand it. However, it is certain that one of these bottles must be an antidote, because the person who uses the poison will definitely leave an antidote for himself, otherwise he will be tricked. As for the legends that only make poison and do not make an antidote, they are really crazy, and they generally die on the bright road of making poison. Even Shennong tasted a hundred herbs to death, and those who didn't believe in it were better than Shennong.
Through Zhu Shen's memory, Iron Skin learned that the poison of the person on the reverse car and himself was called Stone Zombie Flower Poison, which was a very powerful physical disabling poison, as long as he smelled a small mouthful, he would quickly be stripped of his five senses and make the poisoned object fall into a deep coma. Although this medicine is only useful for ** and will not affect the soul, in fact, there are several people whose souls can not be restricted by the body. Even if you're conscious, there's no point in your body being completely unfeeling and out of control. What made Iron Hide puzzled was why Li Gang and his pet didn't have anything to do with such a powerful poison? Li Gang didn't understand this either, so he could only say: "It's all temperament!" ”
Fortunately, even if he couldn't read the label on the bottle, Tie Hide still knew which was the antidote through Zhu Shen's memory. He opened the lid of a bottle containing liquid, and a spicy smell immediately emanated, and Li Gang, who was curious onlookers, took a strong sip... Well, it tastes a little refreshing!
Iron Hide put the mouth of the bottle in front of the air hole of the armor, and then let out a "whoop", which startled Li Gang, are you going crazy? Iron Sheet is not crazy, but the antidote works, but it will take some time to fully recover.
Li Gang had a flash of inspiration, and then suddenly snatched the antidote from the iron hand of the iron sheet whose body had not fully recovered, and said with a smile: "Brother, you recover slowly first, brother has gone to save the masses!" Hey, hey, hey~~~" After speaking, he ran into the car with a smoke.
Iron Sheet is speechless, can you not laugh so obscenely? Suddenly I was a little worried about the festival of the passengers in the car...
Li Gang got into the car and glanced at it, and his eyes locked on the girl among the more than 30 passengers, "Beauties, the time has come for heroes to save beauty!" Then he pounced on the girl. At first glance, he wants to take advantage of people's danger to play hooligans, but in fact, he wants to be heroes to save beauty, but in fact he is playing hooligans! Have you ever seen a hero who saves beauty and still touches people vigorously and still recites words?
"Actually, I'm very pure, but it's normal for a little accident to occasionally happen in a high-tech job like saving people. For example, like Long Aotian (a guy who can become a god when stepping on shit) and a beautiful woman, when he is with a beautiful woman, he slips his hands and feet and accidentally kisses or something. But my brother is not as shameless as him, my brother just suddenly got the disease of 'slipping his hands when he sees a beautiful woman', this is a disease, and he has to be treated....... "As for how to treat what Li Gang said?" Everybody gets the idea!
Li Gang came to the big-breasted girl and held her tender cheeks to smell the antidote.
"Uh-huh, this girl is good, look at the legs, thin and long. This chest is really choppy! What is between these two murder weapons, is it a black hole? I'm going to be sucked in, don't pull me, don't pull me, let me fall! Oh hehehe...."
came to the black long straight soft girl, and directly hugged her shoulders to give the antidote.
"Hey, this is the spurt? Girl, you don't even wear underwear, how can you do this? It's just too ... Awesome... This elasticity, sorry, hand slippery..."
In front of Lori Niang, hug up...
"Oh? Is this a Lolita type poor breasts soft girl? This one is really cute, a little bit of a ** feeling. You see that you are too inattentive, nutrition must keep up, drink more milk to grow up. Oops, the hand is slippery again, hehe...... Wait a minute! "Li Gang's 'accidentally' hand that slipped onto Lori's girl's chest suddenly stiffened, this feeling is not right! Poor to poor, you can't live without! Grab it between your legs, it's in stock! Meow a mi, this is a demon? Pseudo-mother?
Li Gang threw the Lori-type puppet back to her seat with a shake of his hand, and said angrily: "You have to pay the price for hurting my brother's innocent and immature heart!" After speaking, he smeared some soil on the soles of his shoes and painted the innocent pseudo-brother with a post-modern "real gray face makeup".
"Hey, what a waste of a good face, or I'm a good person to the end, help him cut off the extra things......" Li Gang thought so, but after being tormented by the pungent smell of the antidote, the passengers in the car hummed and woke up one after another, and he had to give up this idea. Similarly, Li Gang didn't have time to treat his 'slippery hands when he saw a beautiful woman', so he shouted to the iron sheet and hurriedly moved all the people in the car down. To be precise, Iron Hide didn't move himself, but released his four beast-shaped armors, the male compatriots were all taken out by them, and the sister was wrapped by Li Gang himself. By the way, the other two armors of Iron Sheet did not participate because the bird-shaped armor was not suitable for moving in the car, and the humanoid armor was too big to enter the door, otherwise it would have to be carried faster.
The girls who were moved out of the car made Li Gang pose as hugging each other, pillowing their chests, hugging their legs, and touching their underwear. The male compatriot was placed on the ground in the shape of a big chrysanthemum, and the pseudo-brother was placed in the middle, which was also considered a special seat. Seeing this, Tie Hide wanted to ask Li Gang what he was doing, but seeing his lewd smile in his obsceneness, he felt that it was better not to know.
The reason why he moved everyone out of the car was because Li Gang planned to requisition this armored bus to go to the branch of the Blue Demon Cult. Wouldn't it be too faceless to go on foot to smash the field, even the chengguan drove a small truck, and we, serious public officials, must have a car. And driving their own car may also have a camouflage effect, so it's best to be able to easily blend in. In addition, going to that cult will certainly not be a healthy and happy religious investigation trip, and taking this large group of people who do not know the truth will cause chaos, and if you can't do it, you will directly explain it there. It's best to leave them here, it won't take long for them to come to their senses after taking the antidote, and it's still too late to return to Sun Town along the way. Moreover, in the face of these dozens of mid- and high-level evolutionaries, the mutant beasts that occasionally come out to shake during the day are not enough to see at all, so there is no need to worry about them being attacked by mutant beasts.
Pulling the tofu flower that was still licking his fingers into the car, Li Gang knocked on the iron armor, "Let's go on an adventure!" "Step on the gas pedal and go. He didn't want to be caught by these comrades on the ground who were waking up in the shape of chrysanthemums.
Not long after Li Gang and the others drove away, the people on the ground regained consciousness one after another.
"Hate... You, what are you going to do? "This is the girl who woke up and found herself being attacked in the chest by another girl she didn't know. Another girl said, you ask me, I don't know!
"Wow! Why am I on the ground and what is going on with this dirty handprint! "A girl noticed a visibly dirty handprint on her chest on her clothes.
"I have it too!"
"Whoever did it, come out for me!"
Well, after someone beats someone, it seems that they forgot to wipe their hands and went to throw the festival everywhere.
"Why are we on earth? Wasn't it in the car just now, what about the car? ”
"Leave the car alone, look, why is there such a big pit here......."
This exclamation attracted the attention of all the people who were confused, and not far from them, a fan-shaped crater dozens of meters deep and hundreds of meters wide lay there quietly.
Everyone was amazed and speculated about what was going on here, and what kind of attack could have created such a big crater.......
Li Gang drove all the way to the iron skin, and under the guidance of the iron skin, he went straight to the branch of the Blue God Sect.
In fact, the place where Zhu Shen put down a carload of people with medicine was not far from their sect base, and he drove for more than an hour in the wilderness full of mutant beasts before coming to the entrance.
The entrance is on a tall vertical mountain wall, and in the distance, you can see two huge statues in the shape of blue devils about ten meters high towering in front of the mountain wall, and between them is a square gate with a length and width of eight meters. This entrance is surrounded by tall rock mass, and it is really not easy to find the road without knowing it, especially in the wild where mutant beasts are everywhere.
At this moment, the door was closed, Li Gang stepped on the accelerator to the end and went straight to the gate without care, it was impossible to turn around and go because the door was closed.
Suddenly, with a loud bang, the galloping armored passenger car was engulfed by a violent explosion from the ground, and the dozens of tons of the car was swept away for more than ten meters and then turned into a large burning iron block and slammed to the ground.
As early as when Li Gang blasted Zhu Shen away with the Overlord Chong Great Destruction, the driver saw that the situation was not good and drove away, although he was stopped by the iron sheet, but before that he had already reported the situation through the radio communication equipment on the car. Therefore, the plan to disguise and infiltrate their branch base by borrowing armored buses from the beginning was a failure. Of course, Li Gang didn't have much hope for this plan, it was just an idea, but he also didn't expect that the Blue Demon would welcome him with a special landmine so ceremoniously.
"It's really rich, you don't feel sorry for this car, I'm still sorry." Li Gang landed safely with tofu flowers and iron sheets, he originally wanted to drive this car home, but he didn't expect his ass to be hot and say goodbye like this, it's a pity. It's just that after thinking about it again, there should still be a car in this branch base, and then get one, I feel relieved when I think of it.
At this time, the closed steel gate slowly parted to both sides, opened a narrow gap of two meters and stopped, and twenty people walked out of the door.
Looking at the ugly uniform of the twenty people who came out, Li Gang smiled and said, "This should come out to greet us, why isn't it a lady of etiquette wearing a high-slit cheongsam?" What about the snow-white thighs I want? It's so undescriptive! Tin bodyguard, it's time for you to behave, and clean up these welcome teams that are nothing but neatly dressed for your beloved boss, until they come with high-slit cheongsam beauties. ”
"Nope." Iron Hide simply refused with the sound of an urn, which was speaking with his mouth, indicating that his body was almost fine.
"Hey, I'm your boss, don't refuse so simply, give some face." Li Gang wiped his sweat slightly embarrassed.
"I said I wouldn't do anything unrelated to you unless your life was in danger." The iron sheet cuts the railway, without a trace of room for negotiation.
“…… Your sister, count yourself ruthless! After speaking, Li Gang rolled up his sleeves and walked forward, and the door was slowly closed at this time.
Li Gang carefully looked at the twenty people opposite, and suddenly his face sank. Although these twenty men were male and female, they were all different in height, shortness, fat and thinness. But in addition to their uniform blue uniforms and the hallmarks that were supposed to be cult insignia, they all have godless eyes, fully enlarged pupils, gray hair, and gray-black skin. This physical trait is undoubtedly the notorious rigid soldier of the Blue Devils!