"If the thing on your left is your tool to defend against zombies, then? Will you survive? ”

Rub, what's this tm? Wang Chao looked at the words flashing out of the computer screen, and couldn't help scolding, Lao Tzu just went online to watch a movie, why did even zombies run out. Saying that, Wang Chao still looked at the thing on his left - toilet paper.

Toilet paper against zombies? His uncle, do you use toilet paper to wipe the zombies' farts. Share? Or do you want to mummify zombies? ! Wang Chao turned off the pop-up and continued to watch his movie.

Wang Chao, a ** silk who just graduated from an ordinary university, didn't find a job, and finally someone introduced an object, but people disliked that we didn't have a house or a car, so that on the weekend, Wang Chao could only stay at home and watch movies. What kind of world is this uncle, Wang Chao said with emotion, it doesn't matter if you don't have a house, rent a house, but you can only share it with others.

The key is that your uncle's roommate is still a beauty, and this comparison makes Wang Chao feel sad when he thinks of his girlfriend who looks like "shit". Come on, Wang Chao is not so depressed. The most important thing is that people don't have a boyfriend yet, Wang Chao asked her more than once why she didn't find a boyfriend, she didn't speak, she just smiled at herself, every time she looked at the dimples she exposed, Wang Chao felt that this was God's test for herself!

After a while, the door of his room was pushed open. What caught her eye was a blurry beauty who had just woken up, I saw that her hair was messy, it looked like a ball of straw, she was only wearing a T-shirt, but it was extremely cute, Wang Chao sighed in his heart, it was also messy, how could people be messy and so good-looking? This is Wang Chao's roommate, whose name is Yang Mengying. She sat on Wang Chao's bed casually, and then said to Wang Chao: "I'm so hungry, go cook." ”

Wang Chao nodded helplessly, after sharing a house for almost half a year, Wang Chao has almost become her queen chef. Walking out of the door and opening the refrigerator, there was not much left in it, Yang Mengying seemed to remember something, and while watching the movie, she said: "Wang Chao, we don't have any food at home, you can go out and buy some casually." Today, we eat hot pot! Good no good? "Eating hot pot, yes, what can be compared to eating hot pot in winter?

Wang Chao hummed a little song and went downstairs to go to the vegetable market not far from the community, which has long business hours and closes at eleven or twelve o'clock in the evening. After walking for a while, Wang Chao felt that something was wrong, his uncle's, something was not right, he looked at his watch, it was about two o'clock in the afternoon, why was there no one in the community?

Could it be that in response to the call of the country, the sunshine has gone for a long run? What are you kidding, you all went to take a nap? I wipe, when did the people in the community take care of their bodies so much? His uncle, Wang Chao walked to Building No. 5, and the old man and old lady who played cards every day were gone, I'll go? Didn't you play cards and square dance instead?

Wang Chaoyue thought that something was wrong, and he suddenly thought of what popped up from the computer just now, I'll go, the zombies have exploded? Isn't that too mysterious? Puzzled, Wang Chao still decided to go grocery shopping first, even if the zombies came, he couldn't skip eating.

When he came to the vegetable market, Wang Chao's heart was cold, his uncle, there was no one in such a prosperous place as the vegetable market, Wang Chao concluded in his heart that something must have happened, could it be that the building was on fire, and people went to see the excitement? Fart, from ancient times to the present, the vegetable market is the most lively place, and this deathly silence makes Wang Chao feel a little hairy.

"Uncle, auntie, dog, donkey? I'm here to buy groceries! "Wang Chao has lived here for a long time, but he has met a lot of people.

No one answered.

I wiped, Wang Chao continued to walk deeper, "Donkey? Donkeys? Wang Chao shouted while walking, the donkey was met by Wang Chao in the vegetable market, and Wang Chao was about the same age, and he sold meat at his own meat stall after graduating from high school.

Wang Chao shouted as he walked, and came to the butcher shop of the donkey's house, and from the outside, there seemed to be no one inside. Wang Chao is desperate, is he dreaming? Wang Chao pinched his face, it hurts! What about people? Wang Chao walked into the butcher shop, and then saw a person squatting on the ground.

The man squatted on the ground, leaving only Wang Chao with a back, but Wang Chao still recognized this person at a glance, it was the donkey, and the donkey's Moxican's hairstyle was as dazzling as a firefly in the night, making it difficult to recognize. His uncle, seeing the donkey, Wang Chao's heart was somewhat calmer.

You kid, I didn't hear you so much, I was hiding here. Wang Chao tiptoed behind the donkey, and shouted: "Donkey, your uncle is here!" "One kick on the donkey's big ass. on the shares. The donkey was kicked by Wang Chao and burst the chrysanthemum, and fell forward.

Wang Chao laughed.

But at this moment, the donkey slowly turned his head, Wang Chao only glanced at it, and the smile froze on his face. I saw that the donkey was covered in blood, and even his mouth was covered with blood, and in front of him, I don't know what animal organ it was, so to speak, just now, the donkey squatting on the ground was gnawing on the mass of internal organs!

I'll rub it!

I'll rub it!

"Donkey? Don't scare me, it's April Fool's Day, haha, you're really like you, especially that lump, just with dogs. , hahaha! Wang Chao doesn't know what he's talking about, looking at the current urine sex, this uncle doesn't look like it's fake.

Sure enough, the donkey had a big mouth, so he pounced on Wang Chao, Wang Chao never knew that the donkey had such great strength, it was worthy of his uncle's pig killing, is it that I am going to die here, uncle? My Nima hasn't even gotten married, and I haven't even had a child yet!

I can't die here!

Wang Chao shouted in his heart. But the donkey at least kills pigs, that strength and Wang Chao are not at the level at all, when the donkey's mouth is about to bite Wang Chao's neck, Wang Chao glanced at it and found that a pig-killing knife was not far from his hand. His uncle, fight!

Wang Chao let go of his right hand, picked up the pig-killing knife, and slashed at the neck of the donkey. The ** of survival made Wang Chao's actions complete in an instant, and the clouds flowed smoothly, as if it was as simple as eating. At the same time, the donkey's teeth have touched Wang Chao's neck, that is to say, as long as Wang Chao is slow by 0.01 seconds, perhaps, he will become a zombie!

Lived

Wang Chao sighed.

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