Chapter 52 On How to Get Along with Europeans
Although it's a party, strictly speaking, it's still a press conference, a press conference about a new general-purpose ship outfit of the ship's mother.
Of course, the admirals from all over the world were invited to participate with their shipwives.
Overall, there were quite a few people present.
One of the participants, the Admiral from the Brest Town Guard, Omega, was sitting in the car, and the ship's lady beside him was instructing him about the participation.
Theoretically speaking, it is impossible for the ship to take a car, and so far, among the vehicles built by human beings, except for ferries, there is really no vehicle that can bear the weight of the ship mother.
It's just that the ship sitting next to Omega now is a little special, well... Outwardly it is a destroyer, yes, in fact it is also a destroyer.
"How did you do that?" Omega couldn't believe it, judging from the fluctuations of the soul network, the person in front of him was a 100% destroyer from any point of view, and if he could unfold the ship's outfit, in addition to his weight, he would really be a ship girl......
Well, there's also gender.
"A little mimicry ability, a usage based on soul network communication, didn't you listen to that lesson? That's what I teach. ”
Admiral, who had served as an alumnus at the same school as Omega, shifted the view from the window to the man in front of him with an incredulous face.
"What the hell is that wilderness survival emergency course? Who would do such a boring thing, disguise your soul fluctuations as a kitten and a puppy, do you think you can fool the deep sea? They are not blind! I'd rather copy a few papers than learn this kind of thing! ”
"It's very useful, at least I've been using it all the time."
The Admiral straightened his long hair in front of his ears, a feeling that still made him a little uncomfortable.
To be honest, makeup is really a very magical thing, Omega just instructed Ricse to leave a few light makeup strokes for the Admiral, the temperament and image are completely different, plus this waist-length long hair, it is estimated that even if you pull a shipwreck from the Zoshi Town Guard's Mansion over, you will have to pinch the Admiral's face for a long time to recognize it.
Omega wanted to say something to complain about the Admiral, but found that the car had stopped on the side of the road, and Omega's driver had already told Omega that it was almost there.
So before getting out of the car, Omega felt that there were some things that had to be instructed.
"It's almost there, no one should recognize you in your disguise, at least I can't, so as long as you don't die... Well, as long as you don't do too much to die, it's fine. ”
Omega asked about Richelieu's location through the soul network, every time he participates in this kind of party, he will definitely take Richelieu there, plus several other ships in the town guard's mansion, and today he brought an extra one that is the pseudo-destroyer in front of him who doesn't even know what model.
"So, before you go, are you sure about your model?"
"Noah's Ark class? Nagil Class? Skidplatney class? Which one you say is better? ”
“…… Are you serious? Omega asked after a moment of silence.
"That's right, according to our current situation, let's choose the Nagil Fa class! A ship of destruction that carries the enemies of the gods. ”
"If you want to be blasted out of the first place, please."
Omega doesn't know what to say, the three ships that the Admiral just mentioned are all non-real things, in the case of the first and most well-known Noah's Ark, it is a ship that only exists in mythology, and Nagil's Law is the opposite of Noah's Ark, which represents destruction and end... In Norse mythology, the evil god Loki sat on this boat, with a large number of his doglegs, and gave the Norse gods a vigorous Ragnarok.
Omega can believe that this guy is indeed here to bring the so-called 'Ragnarok'... After all, he was technically the enemy of all the admirals and ship girls who attended the party this time.
"It's just a joke, I just want to tell you that it doesn't matter what the model is, it's as important as the size of the girl's boobs you like, it doesn't matter what the cup is, you just have to say that I'm a newborn ship girl, and what the model is hasn't been identified yet."
"Phew, I don't care about the size of the girl's boobs I like, I can't believe it came from your mouth."
The Admiral's control is also well-known, as a fanatical supporter of Giant Cannon Doctrine, what the Admiral just said is simply a conscience, not conscience will be eaten by Kewpie to say this sentence.
Although this is not a very elegant conversation, it is also a topic that only men talk about, and after such a tug, Omega realized that the person in front of him was a man, not a cute black destroyer!
"Just follow what you said about the destroyer that is not of the rank of the class, all in all, you don't want to cause too much trouble and attract attention! Otherwise, if I am discovered, my life will be ruined by you. ”
"Wait a minute, let me finish this book before I get out of the car."
"Books?"
Omega only now noticed that the Admiral was holding a book in his hand, and he could read the name on the cover through the dim light.
"On How to Get Along with Europeans" by a certain African chief who did not want to be named. ’
"It's been so long since I've been to you Europeans' gatherings, and I'm afraid I'll act in a hurry."
"You don't just go in with a spear." Omega pushed open the door and glanced at the Admiral as he closed his book.
"If you don't check the blow arrow, the poisoned blow arrow can kill you with one shot."
"Which admiral would be so hostile to Europe that he carries a blow arrow with him!!" Omega shouted in a bit of a breakdown, but before he could finish speaking, a clear sneeze suddenly sounded not far from him.
"What's wrong with the Admiral? Got a cold? ”
"No, Missouri, why do I think there are always people who want to harm me?"
"What are our admirals talking about?"
"Newcomer, listen well, don't care about the Chinese spoken by our admiral, you can't understand no matter how you care."
Omega watched as the two ship girls followed their admirals into the venue, looking at the logo on the admiral's uniform from a distance.
usa… US Navy?
Even invited foreign admirals, this time the press conference seems to be of the world level.
"Anyway, don't bucket any basket after entering the venue, do you know?"
"Yes, Commander."
The Admiral stepped out of the car and lowered the brim of his hat, letting the shadows cover his cheeks as much as possible......
Although the Admiral was dressed as a destroyer, he did not wear a skirt or anything like that, after all, not all schoolchildren were dressed like sailors' suits.
When the Admiral and Omega were about to enter the field, Richelieu was late in the distance, this hero ship should have been the focus of the shipwreckage and the admiral present before entering the field, it has always been the case, but today is different......
Omega didn't care about it, he only wanted to be low-key and low-key this time, and Omega just thought it was a little strange.
"Richelieu, it stands to reason that you should have arrived at the venue before us, why is it so late?"
Richelieu set off before Omega, and it was not far from Omega's town guard's house, so Richelieu was completely within reach.
"I just met an acquaintance, and I talked a little more on the way, which made the Admiral worried."
"Acquaintances?"
Omega was able to notice Richelieu's gaze, glancing blankly at the pseudo-destroyer beside him.
It's just that Omega's doubts were completely answered in the next second by the surprise of the ship's mother present and the admiral's somewhat amazed discussion.
The red paper umbrella is so eye-catching everywhere, and under the moonlight, there seems to be a cherry blossom-like pink light in the air.
Just looking at the back of the person walking towards the venue, there is a feeling of beauty that is not real.
Omega patted the Admiral next to him on the shoulder and said.
"It's just a reminder, but you have to remember that she doesn't belong to you anymore, remember what you're here for."
"I know..."
The Admiral and Omega stepped into the darkness that the moonlight could not reach.
Battleship Yamato ...... It turned out that they would meet again in this way.
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