Chapter Twenty-Five: The Poison Pill Shows Its Might
"A frog with a mouth, two eyes and four legs, ping-pong and ping-pong jumping" Before Lao Song finished singing this children's song, his father kicked him in the back.
"Jump your uncle!" I'm about to cry, let's have such a big deal, and your grandson is still singing nursery rhymes next to you?
"I'm just enlivening up the atmosphere," Old Song sneered.
"Get out!"
In this case, the only person who can relax may be Lao Song, a strange man, to be honest, I envy him for being so heartless.
"What are these things?" The GI wiped the cold sweat from his head, picked up his gun and aimed it at the surrounding "frogs".
"Why don't I blow them up with a grenade or something!" The soldier calculated the number of opponents in his heart, resolutely put down his gun, and said with a look of eagerness.
"Soldier, you have to throw those things out, do you think we can still live" Dad looked at the soldier helplessly.
"So what?"
Dad didn't answer the soldier, he kept rummaging in his bag, and his mouth was still muttering: "This is useless, this is against ghosts, this is against monsters, these don't look like monsters, what the hell to do?" Dad took out a bunch of drawn talismans from his bag with a bitter face and threw them at these cute "little frogs", and shouted: "Hurry like a law!" ”
I saw that the charm fell in the middle of the frog group, so there was no response, one by one the "frogs" looked at my father curiously, in fact, I can understand their eyes, what is this obscene uncle doing?
"It's useless," Dad shook his head and smiled bitterly at us: "Everyone can say anything, otherwise we will be ready to lie here and raise the corpse." ”
As soon as I heard my father say this, I panicked all of a sudden, brother, do I really have to die here today? I'm not married, I haven't passed on my family yet! There's so much more I want to do yet! His uncle's! Suddenly I had an idea, and hurriedly shouted to my father, "Dad, why don't you play with them in the same way as you deal with monsters?" ”
Dad nodded, took out a bottle full of cinnabar from his bag, opened the cap and put it on the ground, and read it word by word with both hands on his chest: "There are demons in troubled times today, and the disciples are weak to kill demons. As soon as Dad's voice fell, the cinnabar in the bottle was ignited as if gasoline had been ignited, and bursts of fire ignited.
"Go." Dad's hand pointed to the group of grandsons on the ground, and the flame in the bottle turned into a fire dragon and galloped towards them, and when the fire burned on them, we were dumbfounded, nothing!
"What's going on! It's still loud when you fart! Didn't even kill them with such a fire? Dad shouted with a shocked face that couldn't be hidden, a few of us were also messed up when we saw this situation, I didn't see that Dad played the tricks like making a movie, to pull more wind and more wind, but they are just fine, what can you do?
"It's over, fat brother, I look like I'm going to die here." The fat man sat on the ground and muttered with a pale face.
No way! You must not die here!
I looked at the "frogs" that were slowly approaching us, looked at the sharp teeth in their mouths, and felt a chill in my heart, no, I can't die here! There must be something that can be done about it! Surely I didn't expect that!
"Fanzi, I'm afraid of a yarn, even the negative evil toad has been cleaned up by us, are you still afraid of these little things?" Seeing that I was anxious, Lao Song hurriedly comforted: "It's okay, don't worry." ”
As soon as I heard Lao Song say this, I suddenly thought of a solution! Poison Pill!
"Dad! Did you bring the poison pill of the negative evil toad! I rushed to my father's side and asked, and when my father heard me say this, he nodded: "Bring it!" What's wrong? ”
"Hurry up and take it out! Maybe it will work! Seeing that my father didn't understand what I meant, I hurriedly explained.
"Ouch, bunny has yours! That's the ancestor of these things! Dad's face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly ran to the side of the luggage and took out the poison pill wrapped in red cloth.
After so long, this thing is still the same as the original, the whole body continues to exude bursts of weird light, when Dad took out the poison pill, the surrounding "frogs" stopped all of a sudden, staring at the poison pill in Dad's hand with a pair of eyes, and slowly lay on the ground.
"Hahaha! It really works! It really works! I saw that the things around me were not moving, and laughed, "It really works!" We don't have to die! The poison pill seemed to feel the things around it, and the light emitted became more and more dazzling, and after a while, the little dots on the ground all turned around and jumped back into the water and swam into the distance, gradually disappearing from our sight.
"Fanzi! Your! Hahahahaha! Seeing that they were safe, they all sat down on the ground, wiping the sweat from their heads and muttering, "Today, we have all stepped into the coffin with one foot, but fortunately we are lucky." ”
"It should be fine, let's have a good night's rest, judging from the map, we are almost out of the swamp, speed up tomorrow and go directly out of the swamp!" Sanzi took out the map and looked at it, and beckoned to us, "Let's hurry up and make a fire to eat." It is estimated that my father was frightened by these things, and the poison pill did not dare to put it back in the bag, so he put it directly on the ground: "It's safe to put it here, otherwise I won't be able to stand the fright when those grandsons come back." ”
Maybe it's because of today's escape from death, everyone is smiling when they eat compressed biscuits at night, and the food in their mouths seems to be much more delicious.
"I think I've seen these things." After eating, the fat man lay down beside the fire and said to us: "It turns out that I have seen this kind of thing in the book, I was too anxious during the day, and I didn't expect it at once, this thing is called the blood toad of Changbai Mountain, according to the book, these things were originally in the religious relics, and the ancients put the blood toad in the ruins in order to protect the religious altar and other things, these things can be kept in the ruins for a long time, if someone breaks into the ruins, they will attack it in groups, like piranhas, and in the blink of an eye, they can eat a person into white bones, Although they are not poisonous, the attack of a swarm of blood toads should not be underestimated. ”
After listening to the fat man's explanation, I was afraid for a while, it's okay, the blood toad should also be considered a toad, right? The big guy like the negative evil toad should be counted as their ancestor, if it weren't for this poison pill, the seven of us would have to be planted here today.
Just when I was still rejoicing, there was a sound of splashing water at the water's edge, and I was stunned when I saw it, these grandchildren are back!
Just when we were shocked, these things didn't stay with us, they put the contents in their mouths on the shore and turned around and jumped away, and I came up to see that they were small fish.
The fat man smiled: "These little ones are not bad, they may feel that the ancestors are here, so they came to deliver food, and these are blue saury, which can be eaten." ”
Ouch shit, negative toad, for the sake of today's supper, I thank you, uncle!