[011] The King of Pranks
She didn't expect that there would be an ancient beast at all. After all, the Canglan Holy Emperor is still a person in the righteous path, isn't he? Isn't it that he has fallen into the devil's path, how can he use the ancient fierce beast as a phantom beast to guard his tomb?
I'm afraid no one can answer her question.
Qiqi is the evil god of suppressing good and promoting evil in Chinese legends, its size is like a cow, the appearance is like a tiger, covered with hedgehog fur, and has wings, Qiqi's bark is like a dog, and it lives by eating people.
It is said that Qiqi often flew to the scene of the fight and bit off the nose of the reasonable party; If someone commits evil deeds, Poor Strange will catch wild beasts and give them to him, and encourage him to do more bad deeds. The ancients also called the kind of people who are not attentive and who are far away from the gentleman and close to the villain as poor Qi.
However, there is also a side to the benefit. In a kind of exorcism ritual called "Dada", there are twelve kinds of fierce beasts that devour evil spirits, called the twelve gods or twelve beasts, and Qiqi is one of them. It is the auxiliary force of the god of war, the god of destruction, and the falcon of death, a divine beast.
Thinking of the description of Qi Qi that he had seen, Ouyang Tian seemed to understand why the Canglan Holy Emperor wanted to get Qi Qi to be the phantom beast guarding the emperor's tomb.
He is warning future generations who intend to steal treasures, remember not to be insatiable, if you are like this poor strange, then the end can only be destruction.
Ouyang Tian stared at the poor fantasy beast in front of him, and the fantasy beast also stared at her, as if he was conscious. Let Ouyang Qian suddenly think of that sentence: If the enemy does not move, I will not move.
She felt that Qiqi was contradictory. You are good, and it is on the side of evil; On the other hand, if you are evil, it will be on the side of good. So, Ouyang Qian suddenly thought of the existence of another person-the fire is like a song. Could it be that the reason why Qi Qi didn't do it was because he wanted to watch her and Agni Ruge kill each other?
Oh, my god, this phantom beast is too smart, isn't it? Compared to the python just now, it is even better. It's like typing a computer program.
Actually, Ouyang Qian was right, Qi Qi felt the existence of another person. It just wants to see them kill each other, or, who is more good and who is more evil.
However, there is one more point. Don't forget, Canglan is a generation of Saint Emperors, and since he wants to get what he left behind, it is naturally impossible to do it with brute force alone. In that case, I'm afraid he would have gotten up straight from the grave. Death is not blind, is it? If he has knowledge and learns that his things are not given to destined people, but are used as tools for something, he will naturally not be happy.
So, he must have been prepared. It's not the one who is destined, and it is impossible to get the treasure he left behind.
Since the time was not ripe, there had to be another person together to eliminate Qiqi, and Ouyang Tian had to wait. She thought that she might have brought someone with her by mistake. As long as you wait for the performance to show Qiqi, and then grasp its weakness when the time comes, it will not be a problem at all.
As the saying goes: take advantage of your illness and kill you!
So, Ouyang turned around calmly and went to find the fire like a song. Since she is in trouble on her side, it is impossible for Yuebei and Yunya Nuan to go so smoothly.
Since there is more than one protagonist, Agni Song must also be an indispensable character. And at this time, where did he go?
At this time, the fire is like a song, and it can be said that it is going to be angry.
What happened to him? He fell in love with a monkey's way!
How did the belt in his hand get undone? Ouyang Tian's technique is indeed very professional. However, no matter how professional you are, you can't stand a naughty monkey.
This monkey may have been raised by the formation for a long time, and he has opened up his wisdom and is too smart to speak. Not only did it untie the rope that Ouyang had leaned to the Flame Singer, but it also did something funny mischievously. I don't know where to get a tree vine and tie the fire like a song around my waist, and another hand is holding Ouyang Tian's belt. So, after walking all the way, neither of them noticed.
It wasn't until the monkey had enough of playing that it shook off Ouyang Tian's belt and brought the fire like a song to its kingdom.
The so-called kingdom is a banana grove. There is also a cave, the monkey's nest.
It brought the fire like a song to the door of the cave, and the fire like a song felt that something was wrong. But by the time he realized, it was too late. The ancestor of the monkey who could play seemed to have long realized that Agni Ruge was about to learn the truth, so a stone went down and directly knocked Agni Ruge unconscious.
How do you say this?
It's really embarrassing.
Agni Ruge was tied to a banana tree, and his clothes were stripped naked by monkeys. Even the underwear was left for him.
The monkey is wearing his pants, his clothes, and then, most nonsense, his black panties on his head... That scene, is it called a funny?
The point is, the fire is like a song and then wakes up. Watching the monkey spoil his outfit, I don't know what it feels like in my heart.
A monkey, a person, is right.
The monkey, dressed in an obviously inappropriate outfit and wearing a pair of underpants, happily circled around its kingdom. Then I got tired of running, and then I came back again to see the fire like a song.
The main thing is to stare at a certain part of him.
What is the most precious thing about a man?
The root of life!
The fire is like a song, and the wind is messy in an instant, this monkey, can't it be a mother, right?
It... What do you want to do to yourself? I don't know why, Agni Ruge felt that he didn't have much strength in his body, and it was impossible to break through the vines. Suddenly, he wanted to die, this monkey, would he still be drugged?
Hey... Isn't that just going to be drugged?
In fact, it is not a monkey that deliberately gave the medicine, but the tree vine it uses, which is a kind of thing called Ma Kudzu vine, and its tree vine is born with anesthetic ingredients.
The smell that comes out of it, and when a person touches it, it will work. The monkey had been living in the mountains for many years, and naturally he had long been used to it. It may not know the other functions of this vine, but it only knows that it is relatively strong and can withstand its play, so it has been using this all the time.
But for the fire like a song, it's really fatal.
You say, what would you think of if you watched a monkey staring at a part of you and gradually approaching you?
First of all, don't you just want to protect your key parts? If it is spread out, the young master of the dignified Agni family was violated by a monkey in the mountains, it is definitely the first joke in history, where does his fiery face remain?
When the monkey's furry paws reached for the man's most precious lifeline, a silver needle stopped it in time.
There was only a "whoosh" sound, and the silver needle burst through the air, and one shot was fatal - hitting the monkey's buttocks.
Ahem... To be precise, it is a chrysanthemum (river crab) flower of the monkey.
What is it called?
Is the praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches behind?
When the fire was like a song and saw the almost flat smile on Ouyang Tian's face, he couldn't wait to whip her to death! Does she want to be so scary? Can you get there a little earlier? Is there any realization, he is now suffering from the lightness of a monkey?
However, if you really confront Ouyang Tian like this, then you will lose.
She'll be sure to answer you, she's just the right time. No, while protecting your second child from attack, I also avenged you by hitting its chrysanthemum (river crab) flower with a single needle.
"Little Tilt, if you don't come again, I'm almost going to be slighted by a monkey." Finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the fire was like a deflated ball all of a sudden, and he said weakly and aggrievedly towards Ouyang.
Do you think he's easy? He followed Ouyang Tian mainly to cure the damn hidden disease. Now it's equivalent to selling yourself to her, and it's still not pleasing to her? What do you think is all about? The disease was not cured, and he almost put his innocence into it.
"The fire is like a song, I think you are out of breath. Not even a female monkey can handle it. A woman's gaze fell on the monkey, and its head, on the top of the man's underwear, showed two swarthy eyes, dripping and turning.
"I said, you have a good relationship with this monkey. Maybe its little furry paws just now will be able to stand up as soon as it touches your dick. Why don't you just marry a monkey lady and go back? ”
What a serious atmosphere it was, but this monkey suddenly made it look bad. Ouyang Tian smiled from ear to ear, the reason why she was able to find the fire like a song was based on the taste. When the other senses are blocked, the sense of smell becomes particularly sensitive. Based on the scent, she did find the Flame Song. It's just that I didn't expect him to be in such a situation now. If she hadn't flown a needle just now, would she have been forced by a female monkey now?
Not... This question deserves further exploration.
"You're going to marry a female monkey!" Blazing like a song, she was so angry by her playful expression that she couldn't help it. He even felt that at this moment, his weak heart had been seriously traumatized. Part of it was frightened by the female monkey, and the other part was angry with Ouyang alive. What a hateful woman!
"No, no, no, it's you that the female monkey has a crush on you." Ouyang tilted his head with a smile, a few humble looks.
"You... What's that behind you? This time, Agni Ruge didn't pay attention to what she said, but looked at the behemoth behind Ouyang without blinking......
"Isn't it just a poor strange, why be so surprised?" Ouyang tilted his body, and Qi Qi's huge body expanded in front of him.
This poor wonder is incredible! It had been following behind it without even noticing it.
How much ability?
"Poor Qi? Ancient beasts are strange? "The fire is like a song, it's unbelievable, it's unbelievable!
Is this woman crazy? How could she still be so calm? That's a poor beast that can swallow a group of people casually, it's the most vicious ancient beast!
Looking at her like this, it seems to be normal. It made him feel like he wanted to jump for a moment.
"That's right, this is the ancient beast Qiqi. Not only that, but it's also a phantom beast that we're dealing with today. It's up to you whether you can win it and destroy it! ”