Chapter 100: The Light Pig General
This is a rare tragedy in the military history of mankind, but without bloodshed. Old Farry sat in a soft, spacious airline seat, covering his face in pain and hanging his head. There was a fat man's voice in his ears that was so excited that it was almost like the last ** in some kind of movie. "Next!"
During the hour's journey from the fleet to the Beta, the 19 Common System Manxia Nebula Corridor, and the bandit fleet and the Thirty-second Fyon Fleet, which were already waiting there to participate in the exercise, one after another well-dressed generals walked into the rehearsal room and walked out with their pants on.
When he officially left Hastings to become the fat man's butler, Farry didn't know much about this guy who could deceive Margaret to death.
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But, ***, if what those dull j$ koe said is true, then what is here now should be a mature, steady, determined, and indomitable hero of the Leray Federation and the hero of the Republic of Chuckner, not a bastard who wants to make a bunch of generals lose a bet and take off his clothes.
Old Farry rubbed his temples vigorously with his hands. I'm afraid that even Hastings would not have imagined that this bastard would start his journey to integrate into these Feiyang generals in this way.
Through his fingers, Old Farry looked at the cabin, and then let out a helpless moan.
One hundred and twenty-one of Feiyang's most outstanding generals, who were still dressed at the moment, were left with only the last six women.
A bunch of old and young masters, all shirtless, with their hairy thighs exposed." Thankfully, most of them were wearing navy blue military underwear. A man sat down beside Lao Fari. Old Fari turned his head slightly and glanced at it.
Sitting naked and generously was the tenth admiral Alberto Medina who walked into the deduction room. This old friend is fifty-five years old this year, and he still retains the sturdy figure of a young soldier. Looking at the face of this white-bearded old man, it seems that there is some vague excitement about such a thing as wearing only pants, rather than embarrassment. "Was this fat man really just a mechanic before?" Medina bites down on a thick cigar.
"Not convinced?" Old Fari searched up and down for a long time, but he couldn't see any place on Medina's body where she could carry a cigar. "Don't look for it." Medina said, "I took it out when I took it off. ”
He sighed: "Am I really old, after playing tactics for so many years, I was played around by a mechanic!" Old Fari laughed. He also watched Medina's game. Among these generals under Hastings, Medina is definitely a man of genius.
In his early years, he followed Hastings to fight in the north and south, and was taught by the military gods, and often had a stroke of genius after independent command. Especially good at winning in the tongue.,In terms of deduction,It's definitely a master.。
Therefore, when nine generals in a row were stripped naked by the fat man, the generals, who were in extreme anger and shock, asked Medina to intervene.
When she walked into the deduction announcement, Medina still looked like a handsome old man.
It's just that after the start, the clothes and face of this old man were quickly lost.
In the small and medium-sized battle randomly assigned by the system, consisting of a total of six armored divisions on both sides, Medina was attacked by the fat man in an endless stream of sneak attacks, ambushes, feints, lures, and tricks.
Although he lost, everyone admitted that it was definitely a very exciting confrontation. The two sides come and go, each with their own tricks.
It's just that the fat man is more cunning and lewd than Medina. From the beginning, he avoided a head-on confrontation with Medina, and instead used his harassment tactics that drove the previous generals crazy, turning a battalion and regimental level of troops into ropes that were tied to Shi's hands like silk. It's a barbed rope.
Numerous Blue Army units, with elusive routes, interlocking plans and localized battles everywhere, launched attacks on the Red Army units under Medina's command.
They desperately delayed the advance of the Red Army, encroached on the strength of the Red Army, and attacked the command system of the Red Army. Such a chaotic battle, let alone command, just by looking at it, it is already dazzling!
The Reds had just broken free from one of the ropes that were tied to their bodies, and the fat man immediately wrapped two more around you. In the end, the Red Army units could not walk, could not catch up, could not run. The logistical channels were cut off, the advancing troops were attacked, and the command post was terminated..."
It must not be an exaggeration to say that Medina was played around. However, if it weren't for Medina, who was good at chaotic warfare, I am afraid that beating people would not have supported the end of the battle at all!
It was also from that game that the generals present all put away their anger and began to get serious, and really regarded the fat man as an opponent they wanted to defeat and had to look up to!
"What do you think of him?" Old Fari asked with a smile.
"It's a jerk!" Medina bit her cigar and cursed viciously. Immediately, he laughed again: "But to be honest, the old man's vision is really vicious, he can find out such a genius!" "Wouldn't this be too much?" Old Farry glanced Medina up and down. What's in it? Media sat in her chair in a big way, not caring at all about the twilight of the waitress who had been in the summer, and quickly caught up with her and blinked her eyes, "We people, who hasn't been punished for running bare-bottomed in the barracks before?" Who hasn't bare their butts on the battlefield in the sun? I haven't had the opportunity to do this for decades, but today I took off my uniform and felt at ease. ”
"You're an exhibitionist!" Old Fari laughed, shook his head, and took a sip of wine.
"Honestly, we need to take off our clothes." Medina put away the smile and cynicism on her face and looked at the generals in the cabin: "Over the past ten years, our army has become more and more rigid and rigid, more and more like an old man with a glorious past. However, those blind pride and arrogance are still growing in this group. "Remember when we were younger?" Medina looked at old Fari. Lao Fali looked ahead with blazing eyes: "It was an era of boiling blood. ”
"Many young people, when they entered this army, were really rich and leaky." Medina sighed and said, "However, when our army has become a machine that only serves politics and interests, and there is no longer a political situation to defend freedom and honor, and we look down on the allies who fought bloodily on the battlefield, relying on our own greater strength and despising everything, their blood is also cold." After a few years, they have become a bunch of mediocre talents! ”
Medina took a hard sip of her cigar, leaned her head back in her chair, and looked at the ceiling, the sun was faint: "Why Liver's ideas are so marketable in the army, and why those young junior officers are so susceptible to demagoguery, is because there is no place for their blood to be thrown, and they are afraid that their courageous chests will become cold." ”
"So, Li Fo seduced them, stole the concept of freedom and glory, and let them see a path they yearn for more in this struggle." Medina looked at Old Fari seriously: "We must wake up!" "Strip naked?" Old Farry teased.
"There's no more direct way than this," Medina shook her head self-deprecatingly, and couldn't help but laugh, "I don't think even if the old man does it himself, he won't necessarily do it better than that guy." Look at this cabin, what could be more sobering than a hundred generals wearing only pants? ”
He leisurely cocked a big hairy leg: "Besides, there is an old saying of the Kentai tribe that says well, friends in the bathhouse are more honest than friends in the banquet." ”
"Who's in now?" Old Farry sipped his wine and looked at Medina. "Admiral Fries" Medina laughed: "It seems that he has passed, and he is a few female generals!" ”
"Who do you most want to see in?" Lao Fa Li's wrinkled face and a wicked smile looked like a child who had stolen sugar.
Medina did not hesitate to set her eyes on a beautiful female major general who was about thirty-five years old: "Major General Loxani, this is a famous beauty in our Feiyang army, everyone wants to see her class, not for a day or two." Old Farry laughed and raised his glass to Medina. The two old unrepairers happily clinked glasses. "Five minutes, I won!"
When the door to the deduction room opened again, and Admiral Fries, who was over sixty, walked out of the room full of clothes with a bare body that could faintly see ribs, a middle-aged man with yellow hair in bright red underwear in the cabin shouted, and the thick-lipped guy was ecstatic with an electronic folder, and asked the losers to fingerprint the bills one by one. The whole cabin was filled with shouting, laughing and sighing. The defeat of Fries already meant the total annihilation of the Fyan generals. That fat man, he can simply top the staff of a group army by himself!
It seems that because everyone has stripped naked, the generals' expressions at this time have lost their previous crampedness and shame. The atmosphere is also much more lively than when everyone is well-dressed and chatting about serious topics. "Who's next?" A lieutenant general, who usually looked upright and serious, asked with a confused expression. With a wicked smile in his eyes, he glanced straight at several female generals. "Roxani!" One man screamed. Immediately, the entire cabin resounded with the cry of "Roxani".
The beautiful female major general, pursed the corners of her mouth, glanced at the pig generals, stepped on the swaying steps, and walked towards the deduction room.
The door was closed, but there was no movement on the deduction screen outside.
The generals looked at each other and exchanged glances.
Lieutenant General Yige poured a glass of whiskey, walked to the door of the deduction room, and waited quietly.
A moment later, the door opened.
A fat man wearing a pair of elephant underwear, drooping his head and a shy white belly, appeared in front of everyone. "***, Lao Tzu forgot about this!" Laughter, whistles, and shouts. The whole cabin became a sea of joy.
In the joyful daylight of Margaret, An Lei, and Lao Fari, the lieutenant general stuffed the wine in his hand into the fat man's hand, smiled and clinked glasses with him, and said, "Welcome to your joining, General Tian Xingjian!" "The second update is delivered, please ask for a monthly pass! The chase behind is too tight, and the distance is always open.