Chapter 43: Singing
The mountain they went up was actually only a few kilometers away, and from where we got off the bus, we could go straight to the back of the mountain.
Although the mountain road is a little bumpy, it doesn't look like a city, there are no traffic lights here, and there are no stupid drivers grinding and chirping in front of you.
It is no exaggeration to say that driving in this kind of mountain road really gives us the feeling of going up to the sky.
"Brother Zheng Zheng" I sat in the co-pilot, looking at the jungle quickly passing on both sides with a pale face, my hands were uncontrollably grasping the handles, and I was trembling when I spoke: "Let's drive slower, your speed is going to heaven."
"It's okay, I've been driving this road for years." Zheng Xiaoxian smiled, and then there was a drift into the corner, which scared the whole of us in the car to scream.
Fuck me.
This mountain road is not wide, just Zheng Xiaoxian'er's tail flick just now, if it is not well controlled, our car will have to be planted directly into the woods.
Death or not is two words, at least the injury is certain.
If we really end up like this, it will be the standard death before the teacher is ready.
"Brother Zheng!! This is not the five-in-a-row hairpin bend of Akinayama!! Hurry up and get the supernatural powers!! Zhao Xiaosan was originally the kind of bold grandson, but at this time, he was so frightened that he was about to cry: "Brother Zheng!! I don't want to drift away at such a young age!! ”
"It's okay, sit tight, I'm going to speed up!" Zheng Xiaoxian laughed.
As soon as the words fell, the grandson didn't think about it, and stepped on the accelerator with one foot
To reach our destination alive is a gift from God.
It's true.
As far as Zhao Xiaosan himself is concerned, it is the first time he feels that life is so precious.
"Vomit"
"Brother Zheng, you are really sick of this car"
I squatted side by side with Zhao Qingluan on the side of the road, vomiting so much stomach acid that was about to come out, my face was as white as a dead man, and I looked like I was dying soon.
Damn, Zheng Xiaoxian'er's grandson is really not afraid of death when driving!
There were at least thirty bends on this road, and each of them was drifted over by him.
That's right, this grandson plays drift with a van!
As soon as I got out of the car, Zhao Qingluan and I couldn't stand steadily, and there was a whirling scene in front of us, looking at everything with a ghost, similar to the feeling of being drunk.
Touching my conscience, I really suspect that Zheng Xiaoxian'er is a spy sent by the Dusheng Sect, in order to make us mess up when the enemy is present.
It's like the time we dealt with the Black Water Sin, just by spitting it out, the kung fu of the tongue and lotus flower was useless.
"You all adjust the channel of the walkie-talkie, and put on the headphones, so as not to startle the snake when the sound is loud." Zheng Xiaoxian'er reminded us, and she didn't seem to feel that she was driving a little immoral, so she didn't care about it at all.
With that, Zheng Xiaoxian returned to the car, took down a drum and a drum whip from the trunk.
This drum is the size of a basin, and it looks different from ordinary drums, only the outside has a drum surface, and the other side is concave, that is, empty, and there is a circle of copper bells tied inside.
On this recessed empty hall, there are eight small copper-green sticks supporting it, and on the drum side, there is a painted painting, I don't know exactly what it is, it seems to be a painting of many animals.
At one end of each stick was a green rope that looked like a gold thread was attached, and at the end of the rope was a copper coin covered with patina.
This thing must have been around for a certain number of years, and the copper sticks were rusty, and the paint on the drum surface showed signs of fading, and it looked very blurry.
As for the "divine whip" that played the drum, it looked much more ordinary, the red cloth tied to the drum hammer was dirty, and there were some blackened traces, which looked gray and puffy, especially buried.
"Are you going to invite Xian'er?" I asked.
"Well, let's let the immortal family go up the mountain to explore the truth first, they are the vanguard." Zheng Xiaoxian'er smiled.
Seeing that Zheng Xiaoxian'er was about to start inviting Xian'er, Zhao Qingluan and the others also came around, waiting for Zheng Xiaoxian'er to "sing" with great interest.
It seems that Zheng Xiaoxian'er has done this kind of thing many times, although there are so many people around to watch the excitement, he is not nervous at all, and he beat the drum leisurely.
"Bang!! Boom!! Boom!!! ”
Divine drums, divine whips, these are all necessary things for disciples to go out of the horse.
No matter where you learn from, as long as you are out of the horse, there must be these two kinds of magic weapons in the house.
When I was a child, I once heard some old people singing the tune of the gods, that is, singing those words that were similar to those sung by the disciples of the horse.
They also beat the drum, but it is strange to say that the sound of their drumming seems to be very different from the sound of Zheng Xiaoxian'er's drum.
It is no exaggeration to say that Zheng Xiaoxian'er's voice is very much like a muffled thunder.
The dull sound of the drum makes our hearts feel empty.
Every time he knocked, my heart pounded.
"Please~~~God~~~"
After singing this very two-person style word, Zheng Xiaoxian'er's drumming movement was slightly smaller, and the drum sound lost the feeling of muffled thunder, which sounded very soft.
"Bang~~Bang~~Bang~~~"
"The sun is setting and the sky is dark~~~ Thousands of households are locked ~~~"
"The magpie and the eagle are running to the tree~~~ The tiger and the jackal are back to the mountain~~~"
"Bang~~Bang~~Bang~~~"
"The fairy family can't see the sky~~~ The tiger returns to the mountain to be safe~~~"
"All the birds are in peace~~~ Every household also closes the door~~~~"
When she finished singing this sentence, Zheng Xiaoxian'er slammed the drum a few times.
Suddenly, the ravine reverberated with the sound of a thunderous drum.
And Zheng Xiaoxian'er's next lyrics also changed from a gentle style to a shouting style without warning.
"Bang!! Boom!! Boom!!! ”
"Nine locks from ten doors!! Only one of them was closed!! ”
"Brother Ma Yang whips the drum and invites the old fairy!! Hey, hey, hey!! ”
When this line fell, there was a clear sound of evil in the mountain.
"Hiss"
"Hiss"
"Hiss!!"
These evil voices are far and near, small and large, and there are more than a dozen places where the sound is made, to mention a dozen places.
When these evil voices began to become more and more numerous, Zheng Xiaoxian'er suddenly changed her tone again and sang softly.
"Bang~~Bang~~Bang~~~"
"Sesame flowering knots are high~~ Millet flowering pressure bending ~~"
"Eggplant blooms with its head down~~The bud blooms with a mouthful of hair~~~"
"The old fairy family invited by the younger brother ~~~ That's the wind and the fire, the fire and the wind stepped on the fairy clouds and came to (liao)~~~~ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!!, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
All of a sudden, the voices of the evil spirits suddenly became louder, and they were not so damn loud that they almost deafened my ears.
And when these evil voices changed, Zheng Xiaoxian'er's singing voice also changed, and it sounded a little anxious.
"Immortal family!! Hey, hey, hey!! ”
"If you want to come, come here!! Brother Ma knows when he hears it!! ”
"Don't make noise and don't make a fuss!! Don't shout, don't scream!! Don't lose your temper!! Brother Ma Etiquette is done!! It's a pity that I don't care if I lose my temper!! ”
"My brother's legs and feet are not authentic! Hey, hey, hey!! ”
"Bang!! Boom!! Boom!!! ”
After these three drums fell, Zheng Xiaoxian'er didn't beat the drum anymore or sing again, and those evil voices completely disappeared at this time.
After a few seconds, I heard the sound of a rope in the nearby woods.
With this sound, several weasels suddenly emerged from the bushes, seven or eight meters away, and looked at us.
Their eyes are like those of a living person, really, and that's no exaggeration.
"Ladies and gentlemen." Zheng Xiaoxian'er arched her hand into the woods: "Someone is spreading wild in our territory, we can't help but entertain it, and we have to bother the immortals to lead the way." ”
The weasels all nodded after hearing Zheng Xiaoxian'er's words.
"Xiao Yuan, let's go our separate ways, lest the movement be too big and startle the snake." Zheng Xiaoxian'er said: "I'll go all the way by myself, you follow those immortals all the way, as for Xiaohan and them."
Suddenly, a red fox, which looked about the size of a wolfdog, came out of the bushes coldly.
"Let's just follow this immortal." Zheng Xiaoxian'er pointed at the fox and said with a smile.
Hearing these words, Shen Han and I looked at each other for a while, and both nodded.
"Okay."