Chapter 56: Once upon a time there was a mountain
"Uncle, where are we going next?"
"Well, I'll tell you later, we should seal this hole now, otherwise someone will break in by mistake in the future and cause unnecessary trouble. Come, I'll go over and see what's going on in this cave. "My uncle walked quickly to the entrance of the cave where he had almost died, and I followed him to take a look, and it was already covered with golden light, and it looked very dazzling.
"Uncle, what's going on here?" My uncle stretched out his hand and pointed in a direction, I looked along, only to see a black figure in the center of the golden light, it should be the tree demon just now, I see that he is not dead, where is struggling desperately, but he is blocked in this golden light, there is no focus at all, it is impossible to escape.
"Uncle, there should be no problem in the future."
"It shouldn't be a problem, but let me add some more spice to him." My uncle took out a few pieces of rune paper, took an iron rod duangduang and smashed out a few small pits, and then buried the rune paper in it, and spread it with gravel. My uncle stepped on it a few more times, and the ground was leveled again, it seems that this is not a mine, otherwise it will explode.
"Let's go, let's go up now." When we got to the top, it was already dark. Fortunately, we still have torches in our hands, so we won't lose sight of the road. My uncle took out two pieces of rune paper and pasted them on both sides of the thing, and my uncle asked us to stand aside, not knowing what he was going to do.
"Guys, I'm going to do a little magic trick for you today, and I'm going to see the hole out of sight." My uncle's mouth suddenly began to recite silently, I don't know what language he was speaking, and suddenly, the hole in front of us began to blur, and finally really disappeared in front of me out of thin air. What's going on, my uncle's magic is good.
"Uncle, your magic skills are so powerful, teach me when you have time." My uncle didn't even look at me. Continuing to be busy with himself, suddenly, he threw a stone to the entrance of the cave, and the stone went in without any suspense, but there was a sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling from inside, which sounded very terrible, what was the situation, did the tree demon inside escape?
"Uncle, is it that the tree demon has escaped?"
"Come out a fart, this is a little trick of mine, although I can't see it outside, but it is inevitable that someone will find it, so I will arrange an artificial ghost to hit the wall, if someone goes in and scares enough, there should be no problem now, no, I seem to have forgotten a little problem." My uncle set his sights on my aunt.
"Little Yellow Pizi, you are very comfortable in my wife's arms, do you want Lao Tzu to loosen your bones. Hurry up and fuck me off, a little beast is still so colorful. As he spoke, he picked up the yellow skin in my aunt's arms.
"You let go of me, my leg is injured, you let go of me, okay, I will repay you later." My uncle doesn't care about its, he holds it in one hand and throws it out.
"Yellow skin, sprinkle that." Kicked on the ass of the yellow skin, and flew out all of a sudden, wow, the yellow skin is more pitiful than me, good luck. Then I heard a familiar word from the sky.
"I'll be back, Nima, who pulled the cow dung here." It's over, and the yellow skin has become a skunk.
We didn't bother with the yellow skin, now it's better to go back to the hotel in Panlong Town to rest, and I'm going to starve to death. Fortunately, we finally returned to the inn at one o'clock in the middle of the night, and I didn't care about eating, so I lay there and fell asleep. The next day, I felt like someone was punching me in the face.
"Xiaoyu, get up, look at what you are sleeping, how can your face be swollen." I got up in a daze, and when I looked in the mirror, not only was it swollen, but there were two red handprints on it. You don't need to ask to know that my uncle remembers the matter that I wanted to coil the dragon lock yesterday, beat me, and retaliate against me. But fortunately, I got used to my uncle's mouth, so I washed my face and went to dinner with my uncle.
"Uncle, where are we going after eating, didn't you take out a piece of paper in the cave last time, it's time now, take it out and show us." My uncle was very happy this time.
"I have a good memory, so I'll show you." After speaking, my uncle took out a piece of paper and handed it to me, I took the paper, and there was a picture on it, I looked at it, and this painting looked a little familiar. A mountain is drawn on the paper, a temple is drawn on the mountain, and a bald old monk is also turned into a temple inside. Isn't this a children's song when I was a child, once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple. However, there are still four words written on it, bird raw fish soup. What does this mean, is it the name of a dish? It's weird.
"Uncle, what is this, what do these words mean. I don't understand it at all, you still don't want to sell it, tell us about it quickly. My uncle put down the fritters in his hand, wiped his mouth, and glanced at me again.
"Not only are you good at learning, but you don't even read too few novels, Uncle will buy you a few novels in a while, let you take a look in the car." What does this mean, what does it mean that I am even good at novels, I don't know if it is because I used to read novels in class every day, so I can't study well. You can deny my academic performance, but you can't deny my ability to appreciate novels, what the hell blowing the lamp, tomb robbery notes, I'm also a good one, I'm an expert in novels, I feed myself a bag of salt.
"What does this birdsong fish soup mean?"
These words are from Jin Yong's novel, a sentence by Wei Xiaobao complimenting Kangxi in the Lu Ding Ji, which was originally Yao Shunyu soup, but was said to be bird fish soup by the illiterate Wei Xiaobao. Do you understand. ”
I seem to remember that this is indeed the way it is played in Lu Ding Ji, so I can only nod.
"I think the person in this painting is that person. How did I think of this character before, and indeed if there is someone who can protect you now, so that you don't have to be afraid of anything, it will be that character. There is a mountain and a temple painted here, that is, Wutai Mountain, which should be Wei Xiaobao's monk, Qingliang Temple, as for this old monk, he is the person we are looking for. This is a magical character, after you meet him, you must sell cute, maybe he is happy, he can make you a real living person, but you must not make him angry, otherwise he may make you even a dead person, or he may turn you into nothingness, maybe it is also a luxury to want to turn into nothingness. ”
Although I don't understand what kind of state my uncle is talking about, I understand what he said about becoming a living person, and not even being a dead person. It seems that this time I have to take a good look at the old monk in this painting, and I can't offend him, but I have stayed with my uncle for so long, and my ability to pat sycophants and not offend people has grown a lot, I hope everything goes well.
"Okay, everyone hurry up and eat, I'm going to hire a car now, so that it is convenient for us to go to the Qingliang Temple of Wutai Mountain, fortunately, this dragon lock has been obtained, and this time I finally have a decent meeting gift for the old monk." After you finish eating, go clean up, I'll go now. "My uncle went out to rent a car, and we packed up after eating, and after a while, my uncle stayed in a van and came back.
"Let's get on the bus with our luggage, and we'll leave right away." My aunt and I were crowded in the last row of the car, and Qiuqiu was lazily lying on Xiaoxue's lap and fell asleep at this time, and this little guy slept quite soundly. My uncle sat in the co-pilot seat by himself, but sat in front of us, and talked to me without a word.
"Xiao Yu, don't Uncle Mu You warn you, hide the ball when you get to the place, otherwise the old monk will see such a good dragon species, and he will stay if he can't fix it, and it will be too late for you to regret it."
I looked at my uncle twice, who was my uncle taking us to see, how could he see anything good and want, was it a bandit?