Chapter 354: Poor Mr. Guvey

How many police officers are there in Collane?

Before the European debt crisis, the ratio of civil servants to population in Britain was 1:125, with 275 police officers per 100,000 people.

Collane is a city of over 50,000 people, and it should have 140 policemen proportionally. It has a fire brigade, and as a coastal tourist city, it also has a beach rescue team, as well as a maritime patrol police. Of course, these maritime patrol boats also need the necessary maintenance personnel, as well as logistics personnel.

In this way, firefighters, traffic police, and so on are removed from the city...... There are about 30 police officers on duty.

A municipal police station also needs to have a forensic department (forensic doctor), archivists, administrative staff, bailiffs, prison police and precinct police...... After counting all these people. One can imagine how many front-line police officers can patrol the streets.

Collane does not have a dedicated SWAT team and does not have a helicopter squad. Helicopters are needed to hunt down fugitives from Londonderry – the robbers of the Metro supermarket are on the run to Londonderry, and once they escape into the hilly swamps near Londonderry, the case will probably become headless again.

How many police officers are there in Londonderry, and there are less than 400 police officers in Londonderry, with a population of 180,000 - today happens to be the day of the Irish Football League, and more than 100 police officers are needed to maintain order in the stadium alone.

After the New Year, supermarkets entered the "Black New Year". Normally, during this month, most of the residents go on vacation, and those who stay at home have already bought enough of what they should have bought a year ago, so they hardly spend money on shopping throughout the month - except in some tourist cities, when the supermarkets are very hot.

Collane happens to be a tourist spot, and the stone pillars that meander like a jungle into the deep sea are called the "Giant's Staircase". The pillars are between 37 and 51 centimeters wide in cross-section and stretch for about 6,000 meters long. Over here. Some pillars are more than 6 meters above the sea surface, and the highest can reach about 12 meters, while others are hidden underwater or as high as the sea. Standing on some of the smaller rocks, you can see that they are regular polygons in cross-section.

Ireland is the birthplace of the "giant" legend. The locals firmly believe that the "giants" once lived on Earth. There are several legends about the formation of the "Giant's Ladder", one theory is that the "Giant's Route" was founded by the Irish giant Finn Fernandes. McCurle built. He hauled the pillars one by one to the bottom of the sea, so that he could go to Scotland and fight his rival Finn Bush. Gael fighting. When McCool was finished, he decided to take a break. And at the same time, his opponent Fin. Gale decides to travel across Ireland to gauge his opponents, but is horrified by the sheer size of the McCurl giant. So he hastily withdrew to Scotland and destroyed the causeway behind him......

In another way of saying it. The "Giant's Causeway" was the commander of the Irish King's Army. Mikul built it specifically to welcome his beloved girl. Legend has it that the commander of the army of the King of Ireland, Giant Fin. Legend has it that McCurl fell in love with the Giant's Girl, who lived in the Inner Hebrides, and built the "Giant's Staircase" in order to bring her here.

Cape Jaenz Cosway, with its "Giant's Staircase", is a famous natural wonder of the world and has been named one of the "50 Holy Places You Must Visit in Life". The New Year is the time when tourists flock to the city many times more than the population of the town, and this day coincides with the end of the New Year's holidays, when most people who travel are ready to go home. Of course, stock up on a souvenir when you leave.

So, METRO starts today. The five-day 50% off sale was held to empty the supermarket as much as possible, and then to welcome the subsequent "Black New Year" - at the end of the day, METRO supermarket statistics show that the supermarket welcomed about 30,000 visitors that day, and each visitor spent an average of about 120 pounds. The supermarket manager predicts hopefully that at least half of the remaining 300,000 visitors will be in the supermarket in the next few days...... Unfortunately, before the manager could finish the fun, the robbery happened: two male and female thieves broke into the supermarket and swept away the day's payment. …,

The city of Correine is small, and it is a time for everyone to go out on New Year's Day. How much money can a small town bank have? How can robbing a bank be fatter than robbing a supermarket at this juncture? There are a total of so many patrol cars in the small town, and now three policemen and one car are parked opposite Wang Cheng, and there is a police car behind them to form a pinching state, and the remaining policemen are still listening to the street confrontation between Wang Cheng and the police with great interest, and many policemen are also betting on how long it will take the police to clean up Wang Cheng? Some people even opened and accepted bets on whether Wang Cheng dared to rob the bank and when he would rob the bank...... A thunderbolt on a sunny day, this day. The most valuable and robbed supermarket in the town was robbed.

What will the police, who are a little more sensible, do when they encounter this situation?

Of course, we have to reach a compromise with Wang Cheng -- at this time, if Wang Cheng is arrested, at least two policemen and a car will be needed, and to escort him to the police station, it is necessary to stay at the police station to receive people, record confessions, and detain center personnel...... Isn't Nima a cheater?

The bandits who robbed the supermarket were very arrogant, they had already broken out of the encirclement and were fleeing to the hilly and swampy area outside the city, the surrounding police force was very weak, don't look at how arrogant the police shouted in the loudspeaker, and wanted to call a helicopter to chase, but when the helicopter arrived in Londonderry, the bandits would definitely be able to escape into the swamp in the twilight.

At this time, every police force is precious!

It is not a sin to be employed! It's not a sin to stand on the street and look at the scenery! The police wanted to prove that Wang Cheng was an accomplice to the bandits...... This is England. According to local law, as long as Wang Cheng was not standing in the supermarket with a gun at the time, he was not a robber - even if he was hired by a robber, as long as he acted properly and legally after being hired, he was innocent!

The district attorney knew very well: if he wanted to list Wang Cheng as a criminal, the lawsuit would hardly be won. And spending money on such lawsuits is likely to be accused by taxpayers of wasting taxes. At this time, the most needed police force is not in front of Wang Cheng, but on the highway to intercept the fleeing criminals, the longer he is delayed here, the more blame he will be in the future, so ......

So Wang Cheng leisurely signed a memorandum of understanding, and he did not prosecute the police for indiscriminate use of violence in exchange for the right to stay in a local hotel plainly. And because of this conflict, no one dares to investigate him anymore - because this kind of behavior is often perceived as a private revenge for the police to break the agreement, and it is ironclad evidence of the police's rough treatment of tourists!

When Wang Cheng entered the small hotel, it was simply the attention of everyone...... No, it's all listening. Almost half the city was watching to see how this would happen. Instead, two robbers of the supermarket became a supporting role. When Wang Cheng registered at the hotel, the hotel guy was very happy, and while collecting Wang Cheng's passport, he frowned at Wang Cheng. Wang Cheng maintained an embarrassed smile for a long, long time.

"Ahem, I forgot to make an appointment...... Is there still a room? Wang Cheng asked weakly.

"It's okay, the doors of our hostel are always open to you...... Haha, that's so coke, tell me, how did you get this job? "The hostess in charge of Wang Cheng's reception was burly, with a typical Irish beard. The thick beard curls up and down, as if the two eyebrows were dancing.

"Ahem, you have to surf the Internet often!" Wang Cheng said solemnly.

He said, "Always be online!" The hotel guy repeated Wang Cheng's words with the same serious expression, and the idlers who gathered around the roadside and guarded the bedside let out a loud repetition in unison, and recounted it with great joy: "You must always surf the Internet!" ”

This small hotel is not big, but it is still a small second floor facing the street. Each door along the street leads to a separate upstairs and downstairs studio, and the doors are very close to each other - this is because each single room is not very large, and the downstairs living room is only 20 square meters. Upstairs is the bedroom and bathroom, which can only fit a double bed.

These small inns are built for tourists, and each small building is surrounded by an irregular castle-like "walled city". It is either triangular or quadrangular or nothing, and always makes every door of the building face the street, and as soon as you push the door out, you can walk out on the street. The open space in the inner circle of the building is mostly used as a hotel parking lot and a garden...... About the Pentagon's design concept, it comes from such an Irish castle-like "walled building". …,

If there is no signboard on these gates along the street, they are temporary homes rented to tourists. If you put up a signboard, it's renting a ...... Uses on signboards. Wang Chengjin's door has a hotel signboard, and the rental is those small buildings on the street without signs.

This room is also an upstairs and downstairs studio, and the downstairs serves as a registration desk. There are not many fights in the house compared to other rooms, so gossipy Irish men can't squeeze into the house, most of these people are watching Wang Cheng clash with the police on the street, watching Wang Chengfeng turn around and untie the handcuffs, watching Wang Cheng sign a memorandum of understanding with the police, and then. Seeing the police leave in a hurry, I saw Wang Cheng Shi Ran walk into the ...... Small hostel next to it.

Fortunately, he didn't enter the bank - the city bank he had been staring at for a long time had already blacklisted him.

The hostel took the key from the wall and put it on the counter without telling Wang Cheng the room number, and he asked very doggedly: "Guwei (Old German, meaning 'white eagle' or 'war eagle'. In Old Wales, it means 'Kitty Hawk') Sir, what did you do before...... Pardon my offense, I'm curious about your past career, well, looks like you're wearing ...... Like a gentleman. This dress is also their ......"

The hostel frowned, indicating that the word "they" meant something else: "...... They bought it for you, right? At least from that ...... Travel costs, huh? ”

Wang Cheng showed a red face that was offended by dignity, and he asked sternly, but weakly: "How do you ...... How dare you ask this question, you are so bold. ”

This red face, which is strong and strong, appears with a blue nose, swollen face, unrecognizable eyes, and a swollen nose...... Well, the fake nose was knocked off the face, which definitely entertained everyone. The onlookers outside the roadside window laughed loudly. It's a happy laugh rather than a mocking laugh, and it doesn't contain the slightest hint of sarcasm. On the contrary, everyone felt that such a joke on the police was a bit of Robin Hood, and their laughter contained more appreciation and absolute pleasure.

In a happy laughter, the waitress gently stroked the creases on Wang Cheng's ginger-colored coat and reminded: "Sir, this dress is too new, please pay attention to ironing before wearing it next time - our store provides ironing service, and the fee is very cheap." Of course, for you, for free! ”

In the eyes of onlookers, Mr. Goodey, an American, is a clumsy, pitiful, unlucky man who has been teased by robbers and beaten by the police, but this man still has to maintain his pride and desperately pretend to be a decent person.

"Oh, poor Mr. Guvey", most of the onlookers left in the same tone, thinking that this Mr. Guvey would have to stay in the city for a while at the risk of being watched, and everyone thought that Mr. Guvey was ...... It's so entertaining.

Of course, people actually want to say: this guy is really thick-skinned! It's embarrassing. can continue to dangle in front of the police with that face, do you say that he doesn't know the height of the sky, or the thickness of the sky, or the thickness of the sky?

Well, after dinner, "poor Mr. Guvey" continued to show up. His face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he whistled with joy on his face, and entered a ...... Gay bars. Everyone in the city who heard the news had a look of "sure enough". That's right, people don't discriminate against homosexuals, they just think that "poor Mr. Gouvey" is a homosexual, which is in line with the spirit of entertainment. Sure enough, it's not. The whole city is anxious with you!

It is said that the "king of the underground" of the city. When Mr. Green heard about Goodey's deeds, he was happy for a few minutes, and at last he couldn't straighten his waist with a smile, and he had to ask the bodyguard to arrange a road encounter tomorrow, and he must have a good look at "poor Mr. Goodey". And that night, everyone who had seen Mr. Goowe felt that the trip was worthwhileβ€”who was the one who robbed the supermarket? Who? Oh, the guy who hired Mr. Gourvey? How are they? Oh, and the police have barricaded them in the swamp...... That's good. God bless Mr. Guvey. …,

"Poor Mr. Gourvey" timidly walked to the bar under the gaze of the whole bar, and he sat down. Slowly pulled it out of the bulging coat pocket...... A Michelin guidebook, which immediately caused a sigh of regret in the bar, and many people chanted: "It's not a gun, it's not a pistol lighter, this time it's a book - a travel guide." ”

Wang Cheng stretched out his fingers and muttered the letters in order: "T, Tony's bowl, that's the name of your bar, right?" Oh, that's good...... This says that your oatmeal beer is very distinctive, and it is all home-brewed. Saying that customers can participate in the brewing themselves, right? …… Oh, and how many hours does the whole brewing process take? …… Oh, then I can't wait. So what else do you have that makes you special? Well, don't you brew it from me? …… Oh, that's good. Then I wanted Guinness stouts, the kind that had nitrogen balls in every can, which I bought at a supermarket near my house and thought it tasted good. Thanks, cans! ”

A strong man about two meters tall walked over with a bottle of kilkenni beer that tasted very smooth and had a very soft foam, and among a bunch of men with heavy makeup, this guy looked very manly, he sat in front of Wang Cheng with a roar, and shouted manly: "Count me, count as much wine he drinks today." Witt, give him a dozen. ”

After that, this person's thick arm hugged Wang Cheng tightly, and in the other party's majestic embrace, Wang Cheng looked very calculating, and said while looking at his fingernails: "One dozen can't do it, I can't drink so much, really, I can't drink, I have to go to the toilet many times." ”

"I'll go with you", the strong man laughed obscenely: "I will accompany you every time." ”

The patrons in the bar laughed in agreement, and of course, many of the men were very girly and girly.

No matter how much plastic surgery Oriental people have, compared with Western strong men, they all look a little delicate. And in Wang Cheng's delicate spirit, there is a little weakness, which makes people feel pitiful and cautious. Wang Cheng, who used to have a blue nose and swollen face, put on some makeup when he went out this time to hide the swelling and bruising of his face. The originally well-proportioned and toned body looks very "affected" and "affected" in the arms of a strong man.

The beer was served, as soon as the tank was opened, the nitrogen balloon quickly burst out of the thick foam, Wang Cheng carefully turned his face sideways, avoiding the foam fountain that spewed, this very motherly action made the strong man laugh, at this time the whole bar was staring at the strong man "attack", although the strong man enjoyed this feeling of being noticed, but he still felt ...... It's better to be private.

The strong man waved his hand, and the musicians on the dance floor smiled and played to the music, but although they were staring at the instruments in their hands, they still glanced at the pair of attackers out of the corner of their eyes, which was simply too entertaining, and "poor Mr. Guvey" was "attacked" by the police group, and he came to comfort him beyond recognition. Tomorrow, how will those who have touched this house feel? Well? What would the District Attorney think?

In the music, I saw the strong man hugging Wang Cheng and whispering something, Wang Cheng only bowed his head and said nothing, licking his wine bottle from time to time. Gradually, the bar became more and more crowded, and the new arrivals talked about the robbery they had experienced - at which point to the pair of "attackers" and tell the new visitors that it was "poor Mr. Goovey" who had been hired by the robbers...... In short, Wang Chengdu was the focus of everyone's attention all night, and his every move has always become everyone's talking point.

At midnight, Wang Cheng staggered to his feet, weakly waved his hand at the strong man, and the people sitting near the strong man heard Wang Cheng say: "No, I have seen two of you, yes, two of you." I have to go back, I'm going to see the sea tomorrow and see the giant's staircase. ”

The strong man did not hinder, and watched Wang Cheng get up with a smile, and walked out of the bar with a crooked smile - tonight his account was borne by the strong man, the strong man looked at Wang Cheng's helpless back, couldn't help but have a warm heartbeat, and quickly got up and settled the account, pretending to follow behind Wang Cheng leisurely.

Walking to the street, Wang Cheng was still the focus of attention, many citizens who had seen the confrontation pointed at Wang Cheng and whispered, the strong man felt a little embarrassed to go over to say hello directly, he followed Wang Cheng and walked all the way, watching Wang Cheng bored while walking and kicking the roadside stone.

Finally walked to a secluded place, the strong man suddenly remembered that this was the dead end of the roadside surveillance camera, and quickly jumped forward to hug Wang Cheng, and asked affectionately and ambiguously: "Aha, poor Goodey, don't you want to taste Irish characteristics?" I happen to have a lot of specialty whiskey on board, maybe we can go to the river together, catch a salmon and continue to drink a little more...... You'll get a taste of Ireland and I promise it's a night to remember – I'm willing to hire you! (To be continued) RQ