XVII. I see

52_52488 The man was stunned at this point, Da Shuai frowned, and first set his eyes on Bu Facai: "Master, although I don't know much about face-to-face, I also know a little bit, this thing looks at the layout of the facial features, the size of the nose, and the thick eyebrows, all of which are said, but you didn't look at the facial features just now, and the second didn't look at the face 'color', how could you deduce these three sentences?" And every word is accurate? Bu Facai suddenly 'revealed' his face in front of everyone, he couldn't help but be proud, people are excited, often can play extraordinarily, this kid is blessed to the soul, Ben'er does not fight: "Dashuai, you only know one and don't know the other, look at this 'door' knowledge, there are three levels, the most basic is to look at the face, just as you said, yes, look at the layout of the facial features, in the advanced level, look at the 'color', that is, the person's gas 'color', the unlucky person is covered with dark clouds, face' Naturally, the color will not be good-looking, and the lucky people are full of red faces, and they are comfortable to look at...... The update is so fast. To the highest level, that is to look at the qi, to see the overall weather of a person, to put it bluntly, it is the 'essence' spirit, and there is no need to be too close, far away, this person's blessings and misfortunes are close to each other, you can see it at a glance! ”

It's rare for the three rats to say so many things at once, and they still say it impeccablely, and a stone in Niu Erzhu's heart finally landed, and he was secretly lucky. Besides, Dashuai, after listening to this tirade, there are some who understand and some who don't understand, but I can't hear any flaws, so I have to nod frequently, turn my head and look at the so-called Bu Facai: "I don't understand this, there are a lot of brothers and sisters in ordinary people, why are you so stupid?" Is your father the emperor or the prince? How many moms do you have? ”

As soon as he asked this, the problem was placed in front of the thin man again, and Niu Erzhu and the others gloated a little, looking at each other meaningfully. The man's face changed several times, his forehead was sweating coldly, and he seemed to have nothing to say, the handsome man was a little annoyed, and was about to speak, but the man's eyes rolled, and he seemed to have an idea. Arched his hand: "Dashuai, don't worry, the brother just now was good, this is indeed the truth, you always have doubts, naturally it makes sense, but there is a secret here." We are all orphans, and we were adopted by a senior. His old man has accumulated virtue and done good deeds all his life, and there are one hundred and eighty orphans he has adopted, although we are not brothers, but we are also like brothers, and we are also regarded as our own fathers to the old man, so the Taoist master is right, and it is not strange to investigate carefully. [Lots of good looks]"

When everyone heard this, it suddenly dawned on them. Niu Erzhu was afraid that the handsome man would chase and beat him, so he asked what happened to implicate him, so he hurriedly interrupted and covered up this paragraph, and everyone naturally talked about it again, so there was no need to elaborate. It wasn't until midnight that the wine was finished. According to Niu Erzhu's meaning, he said goodbye overnight and rushed back to the inn, he still had many things to solve in his heart, and he needed to discuss it with each other, who knew that the handsome man was so gracious. To leave four people, together with the three imposters to spend the night in the house, Niu Erzhu retreated a few words, seeing that he really couldn't hide, the handsome man already had anger on his face, so he had to go with the master and go as he arranged.

Don't say anything about others. Just talking about Niu Erzhu's four people, you can ignore anything else, but the four people must live in the same room, in order to make it easier to speak, although there is Ma Fengyi and a 'female' stream, but the current situation is complicated, and there are risks hidden in the calm, so I have to settle for a while. The four of them said goodbye to the marshal, and entered the temporarily arranged bedroom under the leadership of the subordinates, and closed the 'door' when they entered, without saying a word, turned off the lights and went to sleep, and after about an hour, it was very quiet everywhere, and the four people got up together, and the young man first asked Bu Facai to go out, and went around to see if anyone was eavesdropping.

Bu Facai went out to have a meal, so he secretly returned, gesturing with the four people, which meant that there was no one around. Niu Erzhu was relieved at this time, and before everyone could sit down, he asked Lao Dao: "I said you are an old white master, what nonsense are you talking about today?" With the eight characters of the birthday, the physiognomy is obvious, why do you say that the fifth aunt is too a rabbit? Don't you old boy tell the truth, you and the fifth aunt are too together, and they colluded with each other to cheat the handsome man out of his money and use us as gunmen? ”

Lao Dao immediately shouted: "Oh, I said master, don't you just put on other people's heads?" Don't say anything else, just say my identity, can the fifth aunt know me too well? She is short of money in her hand to 'spend', and she doesn't need to 'get' such a big move, she just has the intention to deceive people, this handsome mansion is up and down, and the masters have it, why bother looking for me, the white master? How do you say that I know that the fifth aunt is too a rabbit, there are no outsiders here, I might as well say it clearly, I am Hu 'Meng', I regret it when I say it, Dashuai went back to find the fifth aunt to verify, I had the heart to die at the time, who knows that it is really 'Meng' right! Look, isn't that a good sign? Explain that God can't starve to death blind house sparrows? ”

Niu Erzhu didn't speak, he judged intuitively, Lao Dao didn't lie, but this is strange, where is there such a coincidence in the world, as soon as you say it, people will admit it? Even if the fifth aunt really changed the eight characters of her birthday without authorization, people don't say anything to her husband, you say a word, as soon as the handsome asks, she admits it? This is also so abnormal! Of course, there is another possibility, that is, Lao Dao and the fifth aunt have already discussed, but this possibility is not big, it has been analyzed before, and the possibility that Lao Dao knows the fifth aunt is very small.

Niu Erzhu couldn't figure it out, he didn't want to ask for 'sex', and now there are too many things that are 'confused', and he can't hang himself on a tree. Da Shao didn't continue to ask the old way, but the bull head asked Bu Facai: "Mouse, when did you learn fortune telling?" And that's right? Are you 'blind', or do you have someone to help you? Bu Facai was very excited today, and when he heard Niu Erzhu's question, he immediately became proud, sat on the 'bed', and crossed Erlang's 'legs': "What's the matter, Erzhuzi, I want to know why your third master is so sudden?" Then you give the three masters a thrashing of the 'legs', the three masters are comfortable, and they will naturally sue you! ”

Niu Erzhu took a sip: "Ahh After that, the momentum of 'desire' pounced, Bu Facai hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, two pillars, can't you let me show off?" What kind of place is this? What if we get into a fight and alarm people? Niu Erzhu's eyes were full of disdain: "Still fighting? Ahh Don't ink, if you have something to say, let it go, this place is the Longtan Tiger's 'den', if you don't tell the truth, none of us will be better! ”

The three rats hehehele: "I'll just say that you look down on the Buddha's business, but when it comes to the real thing, you have to rely on me!" Erzhuzi, didn't you see that I and the 'woman' were greasy and crooked, do you think I moved my 'lust' heart? Grandmother! What haven't the three masters seen before? I was pretending to be magnetic, so as to take the opportunity to test them about their reality and reality, as soon as I came into contact with the 'woman', I guessed that it would not be far from ten, so those three sentences were exactly the same, but it was only those three sentences, fortunately the handsome did not continue to ask, and then asked, the three masters were going to 'dew' the stuffing! ”

Niu Erzhu was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Bu Facai to have such a heart, he was stunned for a while, and then continued to ask: "Then the first sentence you said, how did they get 'neither human nor beast, neither life nor death'?" Bu Facai laughed at the 'chicken' thief: "I accidentally touched the 'female' 'leg' and found it cold and cold, everyone pondered, when is it now, it's almost summer, are people's 'legs' so cold?" And the 'female' body is still very stiff, when I really couldn't help it before, I was a grave robber and 'touched' a dead person, and the 'female' body felt the same as a dead person! As for saying 'not human and not beast', it's also simple, what do you think it is? ”

The three rats said, stretched out their hands, and the other servants came over to take a look, it turned out to be a handful of beast 'hair': "This is from the 'female' person, dragged down, don't ask me how I 'get' it, when our Buddha practiced the craft, he stretched out his hand and picked a pinch of 'hair' on the mouse's body, the mouse didn't know, this can be a teacher, I took advantage of the time when I was touching him, reaching out to his back to 'touch', and 'getting' down a handful, do you say that people have this thing?" What is it that he is not 'neither human nor beast'? Don't think that the three masters will only make trouble, if you don't have me at this time, you will be blind, right? ”

Niu Erzhu was stunned: "Then how can you be sure that he lives in a mountain 'cave'?" Niu Erzhu's question, Bu Facai was even happier, and he put the handful of beast 'hair' under everyone's noses: "You smell it, what kind of smell is this?" 'Pretty 'good' and 'sassy' huh? Sister Ma, don't make up for it, you can't smell this smell, Lao Dao, you are also in vain, this smell can be smelled by Niu Erzhu, and it is not that you are flattened, you don't have this experience, I and Erzhuzi are poor, and we are so hungry that we have no food to eat, so we go out to 'get' some sparrows, rabbits or something to roast and eat, this thing has also been eaten, so remember the most clearly! ”

When Niu Erzhu heard this, he came close and sniffed it, and was stunned: "This smell...... Is it a yellow skin? Bu Facai is even more crazy: "That's right, it's the yellow skin, I haven't smelled it yet, I can smell it a little, you know, you think, this yellow skin doesn't live in the 'hole', does it live in a villa mansion?" Niu Erzhu flickered in his heart, he knew that the three counterfeit goods were not good, the good ones were not coming, these strange things in the Shuai's mansion, and why did the marshal invite his own gang of people to come, ten ** are related to these things, Da Shao was on guard, and hurriedly asked: "What about the third sentence?" ”

Bu Facai was even happier: "This is still not easy to understand? How many weasels lay in a litter? How many litters can you have in a year? If this thing can fool people in public, then it will take hundreds of years of Taoism? Aren't all things the same? As long as you live for a long time, you will naturally be full of self-esteem, I wonder that it is impossible for the mastermind behind the scenes to be in danger, this thing is just a lead, maybe the old yellow skin is secretly following, how many years does the old yellow skin have to live, how many children does it have, how many brothers and sisters does this thing have soon? That's why I said that it has one hundred and eighty brothers and sisters, and it still talks about it in its arms, and it doesn't dare to admit it for fear of talking too much! ”。