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I thought that it would be safe and sound, but Director Jin went home that night, where did he sleep well in the haze of the past few days, and fell asleep after dinner.

In the middle of the night, the phone rang "bell, bell", and Director Jin reluctantly got up in his pajamas to answer the phone: "Who, in the middle of the night, what's the matter?" ”

The other end of the phone said eagerly: "Director Jin, it's me, Xiao Li, it's not good, something is wrong, the old Zhou who is in charge of makeup is dead, come quickly!" ”

The telephone in the hand of the "snap ......" fell directly to the ground, and some of the dead had to go out of the funeral in the morning, and in order to leave the best side for their loved ones, they often needed to put on makeup. This makeup time, most of them are carried out at night, and at dawn, the relatives rushed to the mourning hall to mourn and then pulled in and burned it. When business is good, a makeup artist has to do three or four orders of business a night to go home to rest, and if he encounters those who are disfigured by car accidents, he will be busy.

This makeup for the dead has been a craft since ancient times, and now these little girls would rather go to the beauty salon to transform the rich than the dead.

Director Jin has been in charge of makeup for a long time here is an old man, surnamed Zhou, he originally put on makeup for Peking Opera actors in the theater, and retired after working for most of his life, but his son is not angry, he knows how to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, and owes a lot of debt. This is forced to come to the funeral home to put on makeup for the dead, why? Because of this high salary, this job is not something that ordinary people dare to do, Director Jin is quite satisfied with Lao Zhou's craftsmanship, he can change the color of death into just falling asleep, now he has an accident, Director Jin can hate it.

hurriedly dressed and said hello to his wife, then went downstairs and launched Santana and went straight to the funeral home. At that time, the forensic doctors came, because they were all acquaintances, and it was not troublesome to deal with the matter. It's just that Lao Zhou's rogue son had to trouble him, and Director Jin had no choice but to give a sum of money first.

The matter has not stopped, and the next day, there is not a single rooster left in the entire Luofeng Slope, and all of them are dead. Director Jin remembered that Cha Wenbin had said the importance of this rooster, and immediately went to other people's farms to make reservations, and a batch of dead ones could be sent. Eventually, even the stove burners did not dare to continue their work, and the knocking in the freezer grew louder and louder.

Curator Jin had no choice but to go to the Taoist priest again, and the Taoist priest said that the corpse he had brought that day was a haunting thing, and he would be fine if he burned it on fire. Curator Jin turned his heart sideways, sent someone to drag out the nameless corpse, and stuffed it into the high-pressure furnace, and the tragedy happened.

Because of the principle of high pressure, this kind of high-pressure furnace burns cleanly and quickly, and the price is usually more expensive than ordinary stoves. It didn't take long for the person to be stuffed in. There was a loud bang, and the stove exploded! The worker who burned the stove was blown unconscious on the spot, and before he was sent to the hospital, the person was gone, and the strange thing was that the corpse inside was lying there intact at all, and a little bundle of body bags was burned outside, and it was put back into the cold storage, and it is still frozen there.

Someone from the boiler factory came to inspect and said that it was caused by improper operation and excessive pressure. Because of this incident, it caused quite a stir in the local area, and people were sent to inspect it, and all kinds of unqualified reasons came down, and the business was suspended for a month for rectification.

This Jin Curator can't say if he is suffering, but two lives have happened in a row, and there are so many strange things. After a month of rectification, where are people willing to come to work, people would rather go to the construction site to move bricks than come to occupy this establishment, why? Moving bricks is at most a little effort and sweat, but it can be in the funeral home. It could kill you at any time!

That's it, this funeral parlor is completely closed, Director Jin used to make money every day, and the local people had no choice but to go to another funeral parlor for cremation, and his business was so good that it exploded.

He really had no choice, and waited until he heard that Cha Wenbin was back, and he came to pay New Year's greetings with New Year's goods in the morning, ready to invite him out of the mountain, but he didn't expect Cha Wenbin to have an accident himself.

After saying this, Curator Jin was already in tears, people who didn't know thought he was afraid, and people who knew him, such as Director Zhao, understood that he was distressed that the money was gone.

After a rest, Cha Wenbin's complexion has improved a lot, and after listening to this stubble, he motioned to Zhuo Xiong to bring the Qiankun bag, took out a town house talisman from it and handed it to Director Jin, and said: "You take this back, just above the inside of the post gate, you can ensure that you are okay until the fifteenth day of the first month." After fifteen, I'll go over and have a look, and don't go to the funeral home recently. ”

Curator Jin looked at the rune paper in his hand, and said unwillingly: "It's okay if this post goes up?" ”

Cha Wenbin smiled and said: "I can only guarantee you until fifteen, if you still have something, you can stay and have lunch together, if it's okay, take it back and stick it." ”

Seeing that Cha Wenbin gave an eviction order, Chaozi said unceremoniously: "You still don't believe what my brother Wenbin said?" You deserve to be unlucky enough to find a fake Taoist priest, why do you still want to stay for lunch? ”。

Curator Jin saw that this guy was not a good stubble, so he carefully put away the rune paper and hurriedly said: "Then don't disturb Mr. Cha's rest, Jin is visiting another day, so fifteen and eleven will pass?" ”

Cha Wenbin waved his hand: "You go first, I'll come." ”

Curator Jin was relieved, as long as he was willing to go out of the mountain, there would be no problem. Cha Wenbin's methods he had seen in Wangzhuang, it was a real immortal, and he hurriedly thanked him and then left.

After Curator Jin left, Chaozi muttered, "I don't look like a good person at first glance." happened to be heard by Leng Yiran behind him, and scolded with a smile: "I don't think you are a good person, the meal is ready, let's come and eat, Brother Wen Bin, if you don't want to, I'll bring it to you and feed you." ”

Cha Wenbin stood up on the edge of the bed and said: "Ouch, it's not in the way, I haven't reached that level yet, it's just that I was overworked last night, and the old injury and bruise have been all the time, Chaozi's punch just happened, and it's okay to rest." ”

Speaking of last night, Zhuo Xiong had questions, so he asked, "Brother Wen Bin, last night?" ”

Cha Wenbin made a look: "It's okay, I'm tired, hurry up, let's go to dinner, let's try Miss Leng's craftsmanship, hehe." ”

Such a group of people gathered around the table to eat, to be honest, Leng Yiran's cooking skills are really good, and a few side dishes are well cooked. It's a pity that Cha Wenbin couldn't drink, so a few of them were happy, and the banquet was quite lively, and no one said anything unpleasant.

Leng Yiran fed Xiao Cha again and finished eating, seeing his injury, he had to be sent to a big hospital, so he discussed taking him to the provincial capital in the afternoon, and Cha Wenbin also agreed.

In the afternoon, Director Zhao went back first because he had to go to pay New Year's greetings, he was a public official, and there were many places to go. This Leng Yiran hugged Xiao Cha and walked with him, and He Lao still had to go to Wangzhuang to visit relatives, so the four of them left first.

It's okay now, and there are only three people left with Chaozi, Zhuoxiong and Hengrou Face to accompany him. First, I went to the village chief's house to borrow a three-wheeled crotch and "invited" the doctor in the town, saying that it was please, but it was better to say that this kid had pulled it over, and the person was resting at home.

The doctor checked it and said it was no big deal, but it was a bit of a cold, a little bruising, just rest more, and prescribed some medicine for Chaozi to go back and catch it, and it was time for dinner after this back and forth.

During this period, many people in the village also came to see him, and everyone knew that the incident that happened to the Daoist family last year, and the son of the Chinese New Year's Eve was blown up again. The people in this mountain village still pay attention to etiquette, Cha Wenbin thanked these villagers one by one, Chaozi heated up dinner, and proposed that four people play cards at night, but he didn't want to be rejected by Cha Wenbin.

After dinner and cleaning up, Cha Wenbin got up and went to take a bath, and after taking a bath, he changed into a set of robes and came out, which made several of them very puzzled, Chaozi took the playing card and asked: "On the first day of the new year, what are you going to do?" ”

Cha Wenbin went to the back room again, took out a few hoes and pickaxes and threw them over and said: "There are two things tonight, the first thing is to help bury my daughter for me; The second thing, dig a grave! ”

Chaozi looked at Zhuo Xiong and asked, "What's going on?" Zhuo Xiong spread his hands: "Don't ask me, you'll know when you go, don't you know his personality?" ”。

Cha Wenbin picked up the guy, patted Kuroko's neck and shouted, "Man, go!" ”

Four people and a dog, taking advantage of the dark night, touched the cemetery again......

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