I spread my hands at Nobita: "The charm is gone, I want you to find the zombie and come back." ”

Belch? Nobita turned his head to look at Jiang Shishi, swallowed his spit and said, "Where can I get the things I sent back." But ......"

Nobita looked at me again, and his eyes were like those of a hungry wolf, and he could see that I was covered in hair.

"But what?"

I felt a little shaky when I spoke, not that I was afraid that he would threaten me with anything, but that the fact that this kid was a scoundrel was a bit difficult for me to control.

Sure enough, this thing looked at me with a wicked smile: "Brother Ning, Uncle Ning, Uncle Ning...... I beg you, you can't die without help, you have to give me the whole thing to defend myself, this is not a joke.

You also know that I loved to bump into ghosts when I was a child, and if I really provoked something unclean, how would you explain it to my parents when I went back......"

After that, this bastard actually squeezed out two crocodile tears, I'll poke your uncle.

"Hey, what are you two doing? It's time to blow out the candles, hurry up. ”

Yang Shanmei shouted at me and Nobita.

"Oh, here we are!"

Nobita responded and rubbed his fingers at me: "Hurry up, don't mess with me, go to your house and explode your chrysanthemums at night." ”

This bastard! I really have no problem with him, who made him my brother, alas!

I reached into my trouser pocket and fumbled and fumbled, finally gritting my teeth and handing him a card the size of a playing card.

This card is a kind of charm card made by my grandfather according to the format of the charm, just like those wandering monks, fake Taoist priests walking the streets and alleys to sell those cards with Buddha statues painted on them and opening the light, with the effect of warding off evil spirits.

However, our Ou family's spell card also has a function, which is the symbol of the ghost doctor. It's the same effect as a business card.

According to my grandfather's boast of the old cowhide, in the realm of Sheshan, this charm card is more effective than the Buddha statue, which ghost who does not open his eyes sees this card, it is like seeing the ancestors, to be respectful.

As the only descendant of the ghost doctor, how could he not carry a business card with him?

To put it mildly, I only have one on me for such a precious spell card......

Nobita looked at the card strangely: "Our grandfather drew it?" ”

I looked at him angrily: ", that old man didn't have the leisure to draw this, I painted it." What's wrong? Abandon? Don't give it back to me. ”

Nobita took the card into his arms, and this disgusting guy was actually stuffed into a T-shirt and attached to his chest.

I'll rub your uncle! Can you be more disgusting?

Nobita smiled and punched me in the chest: "Hehe, you're not bad, you can draw your own talismans." ”

I glared at him, "Get out!" Give it back to me when I get home in the evening. ”

Nobita glanced at Jiang Shishi again: "You won't like ......"

"What are you two muttering there? Come on! I'm going to make a wish......"

Jiang Shishi jumped and shouted.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

Nobita interrupted himself and dragged me to the table.

Squeezed to the table, everyone formed a circle.

In the dim candlelight, Jiang Shishi seemed to be a little excited to look around, and finally stopped at me and took a serious look, then interlocked her fingers, held them in front of her chest, and silently made a wish.

Although the last time she looked at me was very casual, I seemed to understand something when I thought of Nobita's words.

Could this girl be ......

Then I shook my head and wondered.

After Jiang Shishi made a wish, Nobita shouted a slogan, everyone blew out the candles together, and made an appointment to shout one, two, three.

"One"

"Two"

Call......

Before the third arrived, all the candles were blown out, and it was pitch black all around, and many people scolded at that time.

What I heard particularly clearly was Wang Chu's voice: "Uncle's Gan Chengxiong, say one, two, three, you can blow when you shout two, I think your turtle son is really two." ”

Not to be outdone, Nobita's male duck shouted: "Wang Chu, your second uncle, you said that you can count one, two, three, and Lao Tzu will blow it when you count to two, you have a special brain problem." ”

"There's something wrong with you!"

"You're so sick!"

"Where are you? Singled out. ”

"Heads-up, heads-up, come on!"

I said in my heart that there is something wrong with both of you, don't you see anything wrong with this thing? Still there, the dog bites the dog's mouthful.

I was about to speak when I heard another scream, which seemed to come from Yang Shanmei's mouth: "Ah...... It's obviously blowing out candles, but it's all extinguished. ”

Someone next to him immediately said: "What's the difference between blowing and farting?" ”

I'll go, this guy is a heavy-tasted sullen type when he hears it, he usually doesn't see blind chatter, and he ran out and pretended to be forced when everyone couldn't see it clearly.

Yang Shanmei's voice sounded again: "I'm not talking about the candles on the cake, I'm talking about the white candles around!" Why are they all gone? ”

At this time, my classmates realized that something was wrong, there were candles all around the classroom, on the lectern, on the desk, on the desk, there were lit candles everywhere, even if all the cakes were blown out, then all the candles should not be extinguished! What a big cheek raiser, blowing like a blower!

Because they realized that something was wrong, in an instant, everyone fell into peace.

In the dark, under my dark eyes, I seemed to see Nobita take out the talisman card from his arms, and I saw Jiang Shishi holding the triangular talisman in her hand.

Xu is atmosphere was too depressing, and things came too abruptly, Yang Shanmei was the first to shout: "Who did the prank?" Light the candle quickly. ”

The only answer she had was an extremely strange sneer: hum......

I rub! In an instant, my backbone felt like it was going to explode, and the temperature of the whole classroom dropped a lot.

This is a sign of the appearance of a fierce ghost!

"Who?"

I don't know who asked, and then the whole classroom shouted like a fried pot: "Ah...... Hell! ”

Hell, ghost, you sister!

I crept to the base of the wall, unzipped my pants, and urinated on the spot.

My grandfather said that children's urine is the most effective in driving away ghosts and evil spirits, and the effect of my urine plays a role in deterring ghosts and ghosts, and avoids a group of us from hitting the wall in the house.

Well, the urine is the pee, the urine is so refreshing, and it is also tragic.

Before I could finish peeing, behind me, a lighter lit up a ray of light in the darkness.

Who is so fast! I was in a hurry, and hurriedly closed the zipper, but I didn't want to pull it too fast, the zipper pinched off a few hairs, and I suddenly grabbed my crotch and jumped up.

Uncle, I didn't pee clean, and my crotch was wet, why am I so unlucky!

"Suck, smack!"

Wang Chu took a candle, sniffed twice and shouted, "What smells so sassy?" ”

Nima's, Lao Tzu's urine? If it hadn't been for it, that cyan palm might have jumped out and killed someone.

I ignored him, still scanning around with my ghostly eyes, hoping to find a clue.

The light brought a sense of security to those panicked students, and with Wang Chu's actions, those students who had originally set up candles and lit candles also came to help, and soon, the classroom was lit up again.