Chapter 14: Light Rain's Air Chair
Black Widow Senpai.
Well, I can't call her Black Widow anymore, she's already taken off that black robe.
"Xiaoyu, why is she sitting on your lap!!"
Hua Xiaoman asked.
Of course, Xiaoman was surprised.
What's going on, it hasn't changed for two days, the painting style of the Black Widow senior sister has changed, how did she become a beautiful girl, and she is still sitting on Zhang Xiaoyu's lap, is this really okay? Hey, the teacher who taught earlier, don't you care? Hua Xiaoman couldn't help but complain.
Then the problem comes out, Hua Xiaoman is not in the same class as Zhang Xiaoyu, she can skip class and come to Zhang Xiaoyu's class, the teacher on the podium doesn't seem to care much and continues to lecture. Since he doesn't care about Hua Xiaoman, he won't care about the strange girl sitting on Zhang Xiaoyu's lap.
It's quite unfamiliar, Tsukihime took off her black robe, and no longer showed herself as a black widow. The men and girls of the hot-blooded colleges and universities are super unaccustomed to saying!
I don't know why, Yueji sat on the lap of Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits. Although there was a vacant seat next to Zhang Xiaoyu, she seemed to be more satisfied with Zhang Xiaoyu's thighs. It's more elastic, it's warmer, and the original words of the senior sister are like this.
Hua Xiaoman sat behind Zhang Xiaoyu, there was someone behind him, and Xiaoman threw the man out of the window......
Lin Shallot closed the window.
Is it really okay to be a master and servant like this?
It doesn't seem to matter, because the teacher on the podium is still calmly lecturing!
In general, in Zhang Xiaoyu's class, the atmosphere of class discussion was very warm, and no one listened to the class. What's special is the problem class, the class that Zhang Xiaoyu was assigned to is the problem class of the second year of the hot-blooded college, and no teacher can handle the men and girls in this class!
"Whew~~~"
A girl chewing gum took off her socks and threw them into the air.
It seems like no problem to do so.
"The young master asks you something, answer!"
Lin Cong used a wooden sword to knock Yueji, who was sitting on Zhang Xiaoyu's lap.
Yueji didn't bother to pay attention to Lin Onion and Hua Xiaoman.
Go and go, while playing, the senior sister is tuning. Feeling. Don't disturb the senior sister's words.
Ignoring, Tsukihime ignores Xiaoman and Lin Onion.
"Xiaoyu, I'm going to sit on your lap too!"
Hua Xiaoman walked forward and broke Zhang Xiaoyu's other thigh. Sit down. And so—
There are girls sitting on the laps of the two men of King Guo, Yueji is sitting on the right thigh, and Xiaoman is sitting on the left thigh. The problem is, the people in the class don't know that Xiaoman is a girl, they treat Xiaoman as a boy.
"Light rain. You can eat both men and women! ”
"Hey, Xiaoyu, you're bursting. How did you do it, Hua Shao actually sat on your lap! It's less flowers, less flowers! ”
"Xiaoyu, if you are not used to it, divide one and let her sit on my lap, I am willing to share your worries!"
The men in the class in question cheered.
Zhang Xiaoyu fully integrated into the class.
"Gentlemen, I'm thinking, please don't bother me......"
Guo Wang Yu said calmly.
Yes. Xiaoyu is thinking about the problem.
So here's the problem.
Why did he crouch on the table and think about the problem, sitting in an air chair, with his legs bent forward. And there are two girls sitting on his two laps!
You can't do it without pulling the wind!
And Xiaoyu's seat is still in the front row, facing the lectern.
"Teacher, why are you looking at me?"
Zhang Xiaoyu asked.
"Classmate Zhang, aren't you tired?"
"NONO - I'M NOT TIRED, THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN."
"I don't care about you, but because you stare at me, which makes me embarrassed!"
"Teacher, you've thought too much. I'm not staring at you. I'm staring at the spider above the blackboard!! ”
“……”
The middle-aged man, teacher, looked up, Fake! There's a spider!
"Light rain, come down down. Come to my sister's side! ”
A girl who was wearing lipstick in the mirror beckoned to Zhang Xiaoyu.
"Please don't bother me observing the spiders."
Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits, said indifferently.
He continued to maintain a strange position, sitting in an air chair.
"Oops, the left and right thighs are unbalanced!"
Zhang Xiaoyu said.
Xiaoyu looked at Hua Xiaoman and Yuehime sitting on his lap. Of these two, one of them was overweight! Who is it? Xiaoyu patrolled Yueji and Xiaoman with a scrutinizing gaze.
"Look!"
"Am I pretty, Xiaoyu."
“…… Which of you is heavier. ”
"She!"
"She!"
They pointed at each other almost in unison.
Girls, who would admit that they are full of weight......
So shy.
Yueji and Hua Xiaoman naturally won't admit it. And they're still fighting in the dark. You must be heavier!
"Smack!"
Zhang Xiaoyu snapped his fingers.
"Teacher, you continue to lecture, please ignore me!"
“……”
Such a big one, how to ignore it!
Fortunately, the bell rang after class, the middle-aged man teacher picked up the textbook and left in a hurry, anyway, coming to this class is a business, every day is trembling, quite challenging, and those with a bad heart can't come to this class! Year 2 Class B. Abbreviated as Class 2B, Class 2B is one of the wonderful classes in hot-blooded colleges.
Because the class is over, the atmosphere in the class is much more lively, even though it is also active during class! Be more active after class.
Men get together, girls get together, and there are people who mix and match.
Zhang Xiaoyu jumped off the desk one by one, holding Yueji and Hua Xiaoman. "I still need to work things like spider mating."
“…… You're working on yarn! ”
"Xiaoyu, you directly study with my sister and me how humans reproduce offspring!"
"Xiaoyu, are you tired, let go of the two living creatures in the creaking nest!"
"Xiaoyu, tell us how you managed to get the flowers. This black widow senior sister is also a, how can she hook up with you! ”
The men and girls in Class 2B are so curious.
They kept asking.
Yueji also raised her head and looked at Zhang Xiaoyu, "Xiaoyu, how did you hook up with me?" How do I feel that there is no process, only the result!"
It's weird to say!
"Moon-swean. It was you who took the initiative to sit on my lap, and besides, I didn't hook up with you, I was a principled man. ”
King Guo said.
"Damn. Xiaoyu, if you have principles, wouldn't I be a good person?! ”
A man with dyed white hair and ears full of studs stood up, his name was Brother White.
The white-haired brother smiled exaggeratedly. He even jumped on the table and kept winking at Zhang Xiaoyu. "Xiaoyu, do you think I look like a good person?"
The men and girls of Class 2B burst into laughter.
There are a few of the most cheerful laughs. One of them was a yellow-haired brother with dyed blonde hair and lip studs. One is a girl with braces, wearing braces, and the other is the girl who called Zhang Xiaoyu just now, her name is Sister Lipstick, she holds a small mirror to apply lipstick all day long, and she cares about her image very much.
White-haired brother, yellow-haired brother, lipstick sister. Braces girl, the four leaders of Class 2B. Two dragons and two phoenixes, all of them are problem children.
Jia Dadiao and Xifa were also assigned to Class 2B, they were very depressed, and they joined the leading gang of white hair, yellow hair, lipstick, and braces so quickly for Baa Xiaoyu. Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits, had a hot fight with the white-haired brother, the braces sister and others.
Putting down Yueji and Hua Xiaoman, Zhang Xiaoyu walked towards Sister Lipstick.
"Sister lipstick, don't look in the mirror anymore, you look very beautiful!"
"Xiaoyu, do you want to soak me?"
"You're so direct, I don't know where to start."
"Head on her!"
It was the braces girl who spoke. The braces girl woke up, her sleepy eyes were fluffy, and her eyes were fierce. "Bastards, can't you just be quiet? People want to catch up on sleep in class, and one or two of you seem to have been beaten with chicken blood, screaming and screaming, baa! ”
The braces girl is very unhappy, quite unhappy. She yelled.
"What's the ghost called, Fa Chun?"
The yellow-haired brother also stood up. He rubbed his messy yellow hair, very unhappy.
It's all quiet, it's okay to be in a daze, it's so angry for you!
The white-haired brother jumped off the table.
"I'll pick. Huang Mao, what is your name? ”
"I'll do it, Bai Mao, do you want to do it?"
Brother Huangmao and Brother Baimao, you stare at me and I stare at you, full of gunpowder.
The braces girl hurriedly moved the small bench over.
"Fight, hurry up, kill one less one, I've moved a small bench, you guys are fighting!"
Excited and excited, the braces girl is very excited, and she likes to see the bad dry frame the most!
In fact, the braces girl is also a sister. I don't have any self-awareness.
The yellow-haired brother, the white-haired brother, the anger is all gone. They feel that their IQ has been insulted......
"Light rain."
"Xiaoyu, you're tired of being with Sister Lipstick again!!"
The yellow-haired brother and the white-haired brother said angrily.
It's so boring, I'm waiting for you to pull the rack, give us the stairs, you go hook up with the girl! It's not enough buddy.
The yellow-haired brother and the white-haired brother rushed towards Zhang Xiaoyu together, Xiaoyu, you are not authentic, you must communicate with you to exchange feelings between men!
Sister Lipstick glared at her apricot eyes, "Stop, if you dare to get closer, I will castrate you." ”
“……”
“……”
The yellow-haired brother and the white-haired brother are speechless, for you not to castrate Xiaoyu, is it just because his face is more tender and beautiful than us?
This dog's day is the funny age of the dog's face.
The yellow-haired brother and the white horse brother hugged each other.
"Yellow Hair!"
"White Hair!"
"I proclaim you, do you make it?"
"It's sauce purple!"
"Enough, you two are disgusting!"
The braces girl picked up the small bench and smashed it into the yellow-haired brother and white-haired brother who hugged each other.
The relationship is so good, just do the basics.
After throwing out the small bench, the braces girl was in a much better mood. She walked over to her lipstick sister, "Get rid of it, eldest sister, you don't have to look at it in the mirror all day, can you shine a flower?" Just your face, what is there to photo! The braces girl swallowed the word "old face" that she almost blurted out just now, in fact, the lipstick sister and the braces sister are the same age, and you can't use the word old face. Otherwise, it would be a slap in the face!
"Xiaoyu, you guy, come here!"
The braces girl beckoned to Zhang Xiaoyu.
"Xiaoyu, you can't go over!"
"If it's a man, don't go over!"
The yellow-haired brother and the white-haired brother said angrily.
When they hugged and exchanged feelings, they were smashed by the braces girl with a small bench. I'm in a bad mood. If you're in a bad mood, you're looking for trouble.
"Xiaoyu, follow me!"
Yueji took Zhang Xiaoyu's hand and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute! Black Widow Senpai, where do you want to take my little rain? ”
Sister Lipstick's delicate voice came out tactfully.
"When did Xiaoyu become yours?"
Hua Xiaoman said.
"Haha, less flowers, do you want to do Ji? Do you see a light rain? Don't. What do you think of me? ”
The yellow-haired brother has a bright face.
Then he couldn't laugh, and Lin Cong rushed over with two wooden swords.
", run. The onion is crazy. ”
The yellow-haired brother ran away.
The white-haired brother smiled heartlessly behind him.
"Ya, it's just a soft egg, look at me, Lin Onion, I'll challenge you!"
The white-haired brother picked up a chair and faced Lin Cong, who was holding two wooden swords.
"Huang Mao is afraid of you, this mother-in-law, I'm not afraid of you, I'm so sharp!"
The fist in the white-haired brother's hand faintly shone with a crystal jade light, he is a psionics. Can manipulate spiritual power. The white-haired brother's hand holding the chair continued to pour spiritual power into the chair, and the entire chair was dyed with a layer of white halo and became extremely hard.
"Whew!"
The chair in the white-haired brother's hand swept over.
The exploding white qi exploded violently, and the rushing energy whirlwind roared towards Lin Onion, whose right hand was resting on the hilt of the sword.
"Brush!"
Lin Cong quickly handed out a sword.
The wooden sword slashed down like lightning, slashing at the white energy ball, "Peng! With a bang, the wooden sword split the white energy ball.
"Drink!!"
The chair in the white-haired brother's hand smashed down! The chair is harder than steel, and it is irresistible!
"Humph!"
Lin Cong smiled, and the wooden sword she was holding in her left hand was raised. The wooden sword he held in his right hand stabbed at the white-haired brother's stomach.
"Sonorous!"
The wooden knife slammed against the hard chair. A blazing air burst out, and the boiling heat dissipated in all directions, making the whole classroom even hotter.
"This little girl's skin is so raw!"
The white-haired brother was so numb that he almost threw away the chair in his hand.
Several at the same time. He concentrated his spiritual power in his chest, "Wow! With a bang, Lin Onion's stabbed wooden sword against the white wall of spiritual power on the white-haired brother's chest. Blowing his belly, with a "peng" sound, the white-haired brother swung away the wooden sword that Lin Cong stabbed over.
He swung his chair and smashed it down again!
"Let go!"
Lin onion's double sword is lifted.
Two wooden swords slashed at the back of the chair at the same time.
"Click!"
The hard chair shattered in an instant!
The cracked wooden chair turned into sticks of wood and split apart.
And Lin Cong's double swords took advantage of the situation to cut down.
"Poof", "poof" sounds.
The wooden sword slashed in the palm of Zhang Xiaoyu's right hand. Zhang Xiaoyu's right palm was covered with a layer of silver spiritual power. Resisted the brute force of the wooden sword cut down by Lin Onion.
"That's enough."
Zhang Xiaoyu said.
"How about the two of you stop?"
Zhang Xiaoyu said.
He grabbed Lin Cong's two wooden swords with his right hand, and pressed his left hand on the shoulder of the white-haired brother, and the suppressed Lin Cong did not dare to draw away the wooden sword, for fear that Zhang Xiaoyu would instantly shatter her wooden sword. And the white-haired brother was also surprised, the spiritual power in his body was obviously deeper than Zhang Xiaoyu's, but he was controlled by others!
Zhang Xiaoyu didn't care so much, he clenched his right hand, pulled it, and snatched the wooden sword of Lin Cong. At the same time, his right hand slowly advanced, and a silver palm print pressed against the ribs of the white-haired brother's chest. A surging energy pushed the white-haired brother backwards, and he slid three steps before stopping.
Stopping is stopped, the white-haired brother's chest is like a blockage, the qi and blood in his body are churning, as if boiling hot oil has been added to a scoop of water, and the spiritual power is moving sharply, and there are faint signs of exploding out of the body.
“…… I stopped. ”
The white-haired brother raised his hands and said to Lin Cong exaggeratedly: "Sister Lin, if it weren't for Xiaoyu's face, I would definitely you today." ”
"Humph!" Lin Cong took the wooden sword from Zhang Xiaoyu's hand. "If you dare to tune again. Play my young master, I split you! (To be continued.) )