In this world, there are many people who like to climb along the pole, but there are probably not many grandsons who can make inches like Mr. Tan. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Whether it is my own feeling or the eyes of outsiders, I, the meat ticket, have done my most conscious and sensible part.

But what about Mr. Tan?

Does this grandson have the consciousness to be a kidnapper?!!

It's so crazy!!

I realized that I was on it, and he could still be cruel to me with all his conscience, and directly knocked me out.

That's it, Lao Tzu can remember him for the rest of his life, and sooner or later there will be a time when he will return me!

"Hey, don't sleep."

As I was vaguely recalling Mr. Tan's various deeds of being sorry for me, I heard a familiar voice, and along with this voice, there was a pang of pain on my face.

"Go back to sleep, and I'll screw your head off."

Hearing this, I opened my eyes almost subconsciously.

The moment I opened my eyes, I saw Xiao Rulai, who was half-bent over and standing on the edge of the bed looking at me.

Judging from the posture and gestures of this grandson, when he called me just now, he should have shouted while slapping my face.

"Fuck you, uncle, can you fucking call people with your mouth?"

I scolded, got up, rubbed my face with my hands, and glared at Xiao Rulai angrily: "Why do you owe your hands so much?" If it weren't for Lao Tzu not bringing a knife........"

Speaking of which, I have seen a few middle-aged people standing behind Xiao Rulai, these grandsons are like seeing the enemy who killed their father, looking at me with a fierce look, it seems that stabbing me to death with a knife will not relieve hatred.

After weighing the difference in numbers between the two sides a little, I decided to change the style of painting.

"If you hadn't brought a knife?" Xiao Rulai looked at me expressionlessly: "What can you do if you bring a knife?" Chopped off my hand? ”

"How can I be, I want to peel an apple for you to eat." I smiled: "Great monk, you asked me to get up for my own good, I can't know what to do." ”

Xiao Rulai seemed to have expected me to say this, and when he heard this, he behaved calmly, and only the middle-aged men standing behind him showed a little surprise.

It is estimated that they would not have imagined that the helmsman of the three sects and nine streams of grievances would be such an unscrupulous person.

Say cowardice, without hesitation at all.

"We haven't seen each other in a while." Xiao Ru said, pulled over a chair, sat on the edge of the bed, and looked at me with a strange expression: "I heard that you cultivated a mountain and river qi on the ghost mountain, and you beat Xiao Tan, is it really fake?" ”

"Guess what." I grinned and groped my hand around my body a few times.

I was a little surprised when I touched the cigarette case, and when I took it out, I was even more surprised.

These grandsons are really interesting, originally there were only a few cigarettes left in my cigarette box, and they actually exchanged that box of cheap cigarettes for a box of soft China that had not been opened, which is really fucking rich.

"Is there a fire?" I smoked a cigarette and groped for a long time but didn't find a lighter, so I could only borrow it from Xiaoru.

Xiao Rulai didn't speak, glanced at the people around him, and motioned for him to bring me a lighter.

When I lit a cigarette and took two puffs comfortably, I was a little more sober and refreshed, and then I began to glance at the bedroom I was in.

This place is not like an ordinary bedroom, from the ceiling to the floor to the walls, there is no place made of reinforced concrete, it is all wooden.

I have to say that just looking at it, this bedroom is quite high-end, and it is quite forced.

The house is not only clean and tidy, but also has a natural smell, maybe this has something to do with the fact that the house is a wooden structure, anyway, it is very comfortable to stay in it, and it feels very smooth to breathe.

On the wall facing the bed hung a painting that appeared to be a hand-copied Tao Te Ching.

At the bottom of this painting, I can vaguely see the word "Ge", which is estimated to be the handwriting of Daoist Ge.

"This house is good....... I said, glancing back, and said in a loud voice, "The bathrooms are so formal, are you planning to use the base camp to open a hotel?" ”

"What the fuck are you talking about?" A middle-aged man with a beard on his face spoke, and his tone was very unkind: "I've been tied back, and I dare to talk to the Buddha like this?" ”

"Hey, monk, in fact, we are quite destined." I took a cigarette in my mouth, leaned on the head of the bed with a hippie smile, and looked at Xiao Rulai: "There are several people around me who have Buddha characters, my senior brother Lafayette, my friend Little Buddha, and his brother Big Buddha....... Have you become a Buddha too? I heard Xiao Tan say, aren't you fighting Brother Zheng to the death? Why did you come back all of a sudden? ”

"What about the mountains and rivers in you?" Xiao Rulai ignored me and asked me directly, "Why can't I feel it?" ”

"Because they are very shy, these mountains and rivers are not the kind of anger that likes to see people, and when they see you strangers, they must hide." I laughed: "Why don't you send me back?" When I get back to Guiyang, I'll show you slowly. ”

As soon as the words fell, I rubbed my stomach and said impatiently: "Our country's policy is to treat prisoners preferentially, I am about to starve to death, and you don't say that you will give me a whole amount of food?" ”

I guess it's because my attitude is a little arrogant, and the few people standing behind Xiao Rulai scolded one after another.

"Preferential treatment of captives?! Dream on!! ”

"Uncle, don't worry about it, let us teach him how to be a person!"

"At this time, you still dare to ask us for food?! I'm not afraid to poison you bastard! ”

Xiao Rulai waved his hand and motioned for them to shut up, then looked at me and smiled unnaturally.

"You're quite at home."

"That's for sure, the people in your life sect are not some kind of inferior people, and you must do a better job of treating prisoners better than anyone else." I smiled: "Even if you want to kill me, you won't be in a hurry for a while, right?" I want to be a full ghost even if I die......."

"Shanlan, you go get him something to eat." Xiao Rulai said to the middle-aged man standing on the side: "Get some good ones, and bring him a bottle of wine by the way." ”

"Holy shit, this can't be a real guillotine, right?" I looked at Xiao Rulai cautiously, in my initial guess, it would be good if this grandson could get me a meal, and there was even wine?!

"Scared?" Xiao Rulai asked me with a smile.

"I'm afraid of an egg." I shrugged: "I'm not afraid that you will poison me, but I am really afraid that your people will spit in my food." ”

The middle-aged man who was about to go get me food heard me and slapped his head suddenly.

"Oh, you reminded me!"

Without waiting for me to say anything, the grandson went out as soon as he slipped away, without even bringing his head back, and the expression on his face was so elated, like his mother's New Year.

Seeing this scene, I was really sure that nine out of ten people in the Life Sect were all animals.

"Don't worry, he won't throw up." Xiao Rulai seemed to know what I was worried about, so he comforted me.

"You're not him, you know a fart." I said angrily, "If I were him, I would definitely have to throw up." ”

"So you're a villain, he's not." Xiao Rulai shrugged.

I was stunned for a moment, and then I was a little unhappy: "What are you scolding me?" ”

"Do you know why I'm so nice to you now?" Xiao Rulai didn't answer my question, but asked me.

When I heard this, I did not rush to answer, but shook the ashes of my cigarette and thought for a while before finally saying, "You are afraid that I will take revenge on you in the future." ”

"Bullshit." Xiao Rulai glared: "If you hadn't shown mercy to Xiao Tan's subordinates that day, just like you, I would have to clean you up today!" ”

"Monk, I suddenly remembered something." I leaned over to the bed, looked at Xiao Rulai with great interest, and asked him: "When Mr. Tan did it with me, his mood was a little wrong, as if he was out of love, do you know the inside story?" Did this grandson dump his girlfriend? ”

Xiao Rulai heard my question, frowned, and fell silent.

"Speak." I urged, "I don't mean anything else, just gossip and satisfy your curiosity." ”

"You've got too many questions." Xiao Rulai shook his head: "Don't ask me, I'll ask you." ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Rulai diverted the topic, raised his finger and pointed to the "rubber band" on my wrist, and asked.

"What are these two leather bands you are wearing? Why can't you pick it up? ”