"Fanzi, did you say we did something wrong?" Old Song asked me smoking a cigarette.

"I don't know," I shook my head.

"Forget it, what are you doing thinking about so many useless things, let's go, go to dinner, and take a look at the girls in the school to wash their eyes!" The grandson returned to his old lewd appearance and smiled lewdly.

When we first came out of the dormitory door, we looked out and I wiped it! Ye Nuxia is waiting for us at the door! How did you forget this stubble, hurry up!

"Stop!"

Lao Song and I heard the voice of the senior sister roaring, and we were immediately shocked, and we opened the grandson mode without saying a word.

"Ouch, morning, senior sister, I haven't become beautiful overnight! Fanzi and I are going to go to the library to study and study, you are busy first, and we will talk next time! "Lao Song pulled me with a grandson's face and was ready to slip away, but unfortunately she is not a fool, can she believe this kind of words?

"You dare to try? Say a good explanation! Senior sister said to us with an eyebrow.

Yes, I couldn't run away from this situation, I glanced at Lao Song, and in just a moment, a lot of information was transmitted in my eyes.

"Fanzi, why don't we say that what she saw yesterday was an illusion?"

"I don't think she's stupid"

"What can I do? Tell the truth? ”

"Let's be honest"

"What are you going to eat for a while?"

"Grass, uncle! Eat your head! Get lost! ”

I sneered at my senior sister and said, "Senior sister, didn't you forget!" Let's go, let's eat and talk, I haven't eaten yet! ”

Seeing us say this, Senior Sister Ye nodded: "Count you as acquaintances!" ”

After a while, the three of us arrived at the small restaurant at the entrance of the school, beckoned the boss to fry a few home-cooked dishes and began to chat.

"Why did you come to the women's dormitory yesterday? Are you Taoist priests? The senior sister asked curiously.

I nodded helplessly with Lao Song and said, "We are Taoist priests, I heard you say that you met a ghost in the dormitory in the cafeteria the day before yesterday, we went back to prepare, and we went to your dormitory last night to catch ghosts." ”

Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered what happened last night, and my heart suddenly became blocked, so I told the story of what happened yesterday as it was.

The senior sister didn't speak after listening, and was stunned for a while and said to us with a smile: "I didn't expect that there are really demons and monsters in this world, and I thought I was making a movie if I didn't know!" My name is Ye Qing, what are the names of the two of you? ”

Seeing the way my senior sister smiled, I thought to myself: "This woman looks ordinary, and she looks good when she laughs." ”

Seeing that she didn't react otherwise, the stone in her heart also fell to the bottom, and said to her: "My name is Qi Fan, and his name is Song Ren." ”

After eating and chatting for a while, we went back to school.

The afternoon class was Marxist philosophy, and the teacher was also a master who liked to chat with students, and he was idle with us all afternoon, and he didn't have much class.

If you want to say that this education system is enough to fuck up, pay for classes, what kind of stuff is taught? There is a fart for teaching, I have to say that I don't blame the teacher or the student, I can only blame the current education system, I guess this teacher is also forced, otherwise he will talk to us in class?

"Students, don't believe too much in those so-called stories, you can only believe in those with scientific evidence, for example, in many stories, weasels eat chickens, but scientists have proved that weasels eat chickens is completely a rumor, they did an experiment, put a chicken and a weasel in a cage overnight, guess what happened the next day?" Teacher Ma Zhe said to us with a smile on his face.

Lao Song sat at the back of the classroom and said quietly: "The chicken is pregnant." ”

Immediately, the teacher's face froze, and he smiled at us reluctantly: "Classmate is so humorous, anyway!" There are stories that have no scientific basis! Especially the so-called ghost stories or something, which are completely superstitious! ”

Looking at a ghost on the opposite teaching building constantly playing trapeze, watching him jump off the rooftop, and running back with Liu Xiang's speed, and then jumping, this skill is amazing!

I was enjoying it, and when I heard the teacher say this, I smiled and said calmly, "Yes! It's superstition! I can't believe it at all! Where the hell did it come from? ”

When the teacher heard me say this, he nodded with satisfaction, and the afternoon passed in such harmony and love.

At night in the bedroom, I only listened to Lao Song constantly roaring.

"Damn, this stupid v! The road is collapsed, and there is a JB wild! ”

"Calm, calm, we can save the world."

Okay, Lao Song and I are playing Dota because we are idle, and when we finish this game, we looked at the two of us dead on the screen, and suddenly burst into tears.

Grievedly found the folder where the game was installed, and clicked to uninstall the game without saying a word.

"I said Fanzi, it's very hot this day, and there is no class tomorrow, or let's go out for a swim tomorrow!" Lao Song lay on the bed and turned his head to me and said.

"Okay, but where are you going to swim?"

I thought about it with Lao Song for a long time, and decided to get close to nature and go swimming in the Huaxi River not far away.

Before going to bed, I called my dad and said that I would go back tomorrow night to finish eating, turn off the lights, and go to bed.

I couldn't fall asleep tossing and turning on the bed, and Ye Qingxiao suddenly appeared in my mind, is Lao Tzu a?

The next morning, Lao Song and I went to a nearby supermarket to buy two pairs of swimming trunks and headed for the Huaxi River.

Huaxi River is an important source of the Yangtze River and the Pearl River. Huaxi District is a famous scenic spot in Guiyang, located 17 kilometers southwest of Guiyang City. Huaxi, formerly known as Hua Gelao, is a place where Han, Miao, Buyi, Gelao and other ethnic groups live together, and the Gelao women like beautiful and fancy costumes, so they are named after the ethnic group. The famous writer Mr. Chen Bochui once said in his article entitled "One Day in Huaxi": "Crossing Guiyang and not going to Huaxi is like entering Baoshan and returning empty-handed." Wu Dingchang said: "The new theme of the colored pen dam on the bridge, stop to see the waterfall roll back tide." It refers to the Huaxi River that flows through.

We stood by the river, looked at the clear water, and kept exclaiming, "What the hell is the river!" The water of the Nanming River in the city is about to evolve into gutter oil! ”

After three times and five divided by two, I changed my swimming trunks and began to jump into the river and accept the embrace of nature!

Lao Song warmed up, turned around and smiled contemptuously at me: "Let you see what the little prince of synchronized swimming is!" As soon as the words fell, the grandson jumped into the river without saying a word, and in less than ten seconds he climbed back to the shore and said to me with a pale face: "Fanzi, my feet are cramping."

I couldn't stop laughing, deserve to make you poor!

We soaked in the river, watching the grandson of Lao Song swim in the legendary tricks, and constantly greeted his family in our hearts.

Is this synchronized swimming? Dog planing just said no! Thinking of this, I looked around and saw that the frog was swimming in the river. I calmly looked at the frog and studied the regular breaststroke.

When the sun was about to set, Lao Song and I were ready to pack up and go home, it happened to be Friday, go home for dinner! Killer Canteen bye to you!

I was packing my luggage with Lao Song, and I inadvertently looked into the river, and I was shocked!

I saw a bunch of black spots on the river reflecting the afterglow of the sunset, these black spots are as big as a small basin, what is this? Plastic bag? What the hell?

I looked at it closely, and at that moment, a human head appeared on those black dots, men, women, and children, and the black dots were their hair! Everyone looked at us with a weird smile, and although it was quite hot now, I suddenly felt a chill.

Cold sweat dripped down my head, my heart was also tense, and I turned my head to Lao Song and shouted: "Look at the river!" ”

When Lao Song heard me shouting, he raised his head and looked into the river: "There's nothing, what's wrong?" Want me to hug the sunset? ”

When I heard this grandson say that, I wanted to kick him down and feed him to the water ghost.

It seems that this grandson can't see when he opens his eyes without Taoism, and I can see because I have yin and yang eyes.

I watched the strange heads of people in the river float up from the bottom of the river one by one, and the cold sweat on my head couldn't stop bubbling, what the hell is going on!

I was thinking that Lao Song had already packed up his things and told me to go home.

Forget it, more things are better than less, these things don't seem to be good stubble, go back and ask Dad.

We took a taxi home on the road, and I sat in the car and looked at the pedestrians on the road, and I had a bad premonition in my heart.