Xiao Xuan raised his head and was disdainful, the old monk at the door of the broken temple slowly put his hands together, and shook his head and said: "The donor's words are wrong, Lao Tzu is a Taoist patriarch, and he often talks about the Tao with Confucius Shengbing and Shengmozi, and he doesn't stop until he ascends and leaves the realm, and the donor must not tarnish the Taoist ancestor Qingwei, so as not to cause trouble!" As for the Buddha......"

Speaking of this, the old monk's cloudy and gloomy eyes flashed golden light in an instant, and the trembling back that was still carrying it was also straight for a moment, and he looked at it calmly and said: "I don't know if there is a Fahua, but I have a Buddha in my heart, and there is a Buddha in Jinhua Temple!" ”

"I'm damn it~!" As soon as he saw the changes in the old monk, Xiao Xuan couldn't help but scream, and then saw that he didn't make any movements, and his heart was relieved, but he also quickly put away his arrogance, put his hands together very unfamiliarly, and looked at each other respectfully: "Master, may I ask what kind of place is this?" ”

"This is the Jinhua Temple of Guanyin Mountain at the foot of Taihang Mountain!"

The old monk responded kindly, and asked calmly: "Donor, where are you going?" ”

"Smack~" The voice of inquiry was peaceful and kind, but Xiao Xuan, who escaped from the sword, fell directly from the sky to the ground, the spirit sword under his feet became extremely dim, his teeth were clenched, and he said carefully: "Master, I still have some urgent matters, I will visit again in the future, and I will visit again another day!" ”

"Now that you are in the temple, why not change the day! The poor monk has no worries, only the fear of worry, it is better to enter my temple door, relieve worries, such as the three treasures, do that - the ancestor of Buddhism! ”

After saying a word, the old monk bowed lightly and said: "There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south!" ”

", you let go of me, let go of me! Old bald donkey, Lao Tzu is not a monk, let me go! Master, I was wrong, I was wrong! Spare me this time! Master, you have a lot of them, so let me go this time! ”

Feeling his uncontrollable steps, Xiao Xuan couldn't help but scream in panic and begged for mercy, but he still couldn't stop his body from moving forward, only the peaceful sound of the old monk chanting from time to time came into his ears, and his body walked forward trembling like him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Anchor 6666, I didn't expect to be a monk live this time!"

"This forced pretending to give you 99 points, and one less point is afraid that you will be proud!"

"I give 82 points, and the remaining 18 points are sent to the anchor in the form of 666!"

"Who is pretending to be forced again, it's so dazzling!"

"2333, I didn't expect the coffin I sent to arrive so soon!"

"It's good, Lao Tzu has long seen that this kid is not pleasing to the eye, I don't know what shit luck to get an adventure, so I pretend to be forced all over the world, and now I pretend to be a bad pen, 22222bbbb!"

"94, 94, the anchor of the pen, why don't you pretend to be forced now, Lao Tzu will also send you a wreath!"

At this time, the live broadcast room of Wanjie also became very lively, and countless keyboard warriors and trolls were envious and jealous, all of them were extremely enthusiastic and barrage, some were abusive, some were jealous, some talked about how the anchor escaped, some studied the anchor's death, and a few supporters were also overwhelmed by the barrage in an instant, exposing the anger in the hearts of countless people who broadcast live online.

And the number of people is also going straight to the billion, and the countless national government forces of Blue Star are all paying attention to Xiao Xuan's behavior, and when he enters the gate of the broken temple in the mountains, they are all shocked, just because the temple that originally had two or three dilapidated temple houses is unique inside.

The grand gold-topped Buddha Gate Temple stands high, the pagoda stands through the clouds, countless Buddhas chant Sanskrit Chengyin transmission, Lun language floats all over the sky, the Golden Lotus Faxi gathers the lake Xiangping, the seven treasures of Yingluo are all over Hua He'an, the King Kong angry eyes are like a high-spirited treasure, the Bodhisattva is beautiful and jade Arhat descends the dragon, the glass crystal is embellished like a star, the Tridacna amber is inlaid like a chen, the Buddha wheel is like a mountain standing in the void, and the inside is like an illusory behemoth figure sitting down, looking at the whole Buddha Gate Holy Land peacefully.

Xiao Xuan followed the old monk closely, from time to time there were monks and Buddhas and girls to see the old monk and bow together, and the French Yangbo Buddha chanted to promote the level, so that he couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and his mind kept paying attention to the live broadcast to watch the numbers, but he secretly gritted his teeth and waited for the opportunity to get out of trouble.

A moment later, when the two entered the Golden Dome Buddha Hall, the purpose was a statue of ten meters high golden light such as the Dharma Phase, although the Dharma is small but majestic and holy, the golden wheel behind the head hovers the Buddha Jiao Dapeng, from time to time to pass the dragon chanting Peng, there is no ferocious tyranny but peaceful and peaceful, wearing a robe of the Buddha, the soft treasure light shrouds the entire Buddha Hall, the agate jade eyes are shining down, the golden light is in the palm of the flower fingers, the corners of the mouth are smiling and loving like the truth, but it is like seeing the smile of all living beings.

The old monk bowed down and bowed, holding the Buddha jewels in his hand, and looked at him kindly: "Donor, when you see the Buddha today, can you know what is wrong?" ”

"Master, I already knew that I was wrong, I will burn incense and worship the Buddha, this will burn incense and worship the Buddha!"

Xiao Xuanqiang smiled and walked towards the Dharma Xiang, where there was an altar of incense and candles, but he just stepped but sat uncontrollably on the futon on the ground, and the old monk's kind words came out peacefully: "Don't be in a hurry, the donor sees that the Buddha knows that this is good, but there is no Buddha in his heart, how can he understand the Buddha's interpretation of Zen, and there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south!" ”

"Goo Dong~" Xiao Xuan swallowed his saliva quietly and asked in a low voice: "That master, how to see the Buddha with your heart?" ”

"See the Buddha with your heart, admire the appearance of the Buddha, look at the auspiciousness of the Buddha, sing the Buddha's side, and worship the Buddha's sound in a hundred days!" The old monk responded kindly, and sighed kindly: "The donor is worried about the red dust, thinking about the mundane, it is difficult to sincerely worship the Buddha and admire Zen, but he should go to the three thousand troubles, cut off the red dust and all desires, and get the fate of the Buddha!" ”

As soon as he heard the words of the old monk, Xiao Xuan couldn't help but squeak and grinned, wanting to scold, and then saw that the live broadcast viewers who were about to reach one billion were overjoyed, and they instinctively shouted proudly: "Lao Tzu don't want to be a monk, Lao Tzu is not a monk, old bald donkey, you hurry up and let Lao Tzu go, otherwise Lao Tzu will make you cry and beg for mercy!" ”

"Amitabha, the benefactor is now deeply rooted in the devil's heart, and I am afraid that it will be difficult to soothe it for a hundred days! Let the poor monk free you from the Bitter Sea Demon Plague! The old monk sighed and felt compassion, the Buddha beads in his hand turned into a razor, stretched out his hand and pressed Xiao Xuan's action of wanting to stand up, and comforted him kindly: "Donor, when you see the Buddha today, you can't see it in your heart, and it is rare to have peace, and only the Dharma is full." Since then, there is no disaster, no suffering, no worries, only the heart of my Buddha, releasing the cause of the troubles, hoping that you will get the right result as soon as possible, and ascend to the West Heaven Elysium! There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! ”

"Hastily, Lao Tzu said that he is not a monk, not a monk, didn't you hear it when you stepped on a horse?"

"If the donor is obsessed with his heart, he should cut it off first, and after taking refuge in my Buddha, he should also remember the rules of the precepts of hatred!"

"Made, don't shave Lao Tzu's hair, how to pick up girls after shaving Lao Tzu!"

"The ring of **, also remember!"

"You Malegobi, I'll kill you later! You wait! ”

"The precept of killing, the law of lies, should be cautious in words and deeds!"

"Get out! Lao Tzu is cautious of your grandmother's legs, Lao Tzu and Qiao Feng drink wine and eat meat in big bowls, and the dragon chair and dragon bed of the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties sit and sleep casually, are you stepping on the horse? ”

"Alas, donor, you have committed all seven precepts, and it is difficult to see the Buddha! I hope to change my mind in the future! ”

"Your grandfather is a big aunt, Lao Tzu not only committed the seven precepts, Lao Tzu also secretly stole your mother's three-meter trouser belt, even if Lao Tzu becomes bald, what can you do?"

Xiao Xuan's face was red, his ears were red, and his expression was full of dissatisfaction, but the old monk didn't say anything, just put away the razor after a while, stroked his bald head with his thin palm, and admonished kindly: "You are guilty of one crime, two crimes, three crimes, four crimes, five crimes, five incense flowers, six crimes, seven crimes of sitting and lying luxury, and eight crimes of stealing." Committing the eight precepts, the sin is serious, but it is difficult to change, now give the Dharma name eight precepts, I hope you can remember my Buddha precepts! ”

The old monk's words spread lightly, and the live broadcast room of Wanjie instantly became lively again: "666, it seems that this old monk has seen Journey to the West!" ”

"222333, eight precepts and eight precepts, a good name, no, a good Dharma name! Master of the Eight Rings! ”

"Red and fiery trance~~~!"

"Master Bajie, give you 100 points this time, I'm not afraid that you will be proud!"

"Send 3444 planes, and the remaining 666 should be praised! 2333！ ”

"Damn, the anchor is awesome, it's crazy to take out this thing!"

"Nuke! A real nuclear bomb! Streamer 66666666! ”

Originally, the barrage that was still because of the name of the Eight Commandments changed the situation in an instant with a huge item more than 20 meters standing in front of Xiao Xuan, and countless awesome admiration barrages overwhelmingly covered the entire barrage, but Xiao Xuan himself shouted wildly: "Old bald donkey, Lao Tzu has been waiting for this moment for a long time, exchange this 100 million equivalent nuclear bomb, you and the world will step on the horse and die!" Explode! ”

"Bang~" There was a shock, and the huge nuclear bomb suddenly fell to the ground, smashing a piece of Buddha yarn and a few incense candles and falling crookedly in the Buddha hall that became solemn and luxurious at some point, so that Xiao Xuan, who was about to escape with the crossing card, couldn't help but be stunned, and his excited and smug expression instantly became distorted and hideous: ", what's going on with this horse, the nuclear bomb that Lao Tzu worked so hard to exchange is like this, you are a fart when you step on a horse?" People fart louder than you! Grass, burst! ”

Xiao Xuan shouted angrily and kicked the nuclear bomb, but the old monk on the side was thin and old, but he became extremely serious, grabbed the palm of his hand and directly put away the nuclear bomb, fell to the ground at Xiao Xuan's feet, and reprimanded in a deep voice: "Bajie, how can you put garbage in the Buddhist temple?" Today, if you have just become a monk, you will only be punished for reciting the Diamond Sutra a thousand times! Change it after thinking about it! ”

As he spoke, the old monk threw down a thick golden book and landed beside Xiao Xuan, who was lying on the ground shouting, reciting the Buddha's name and slowly walking towards the outside of the hall, and when he came to the door, he admonished: "If you don't finish reciting the Diamond Sutra, you won't be allowed to leave half a step from the Buddha hall with the eight precepts!" There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! ”

"Junk nuke junk nuke,, Nimabi is really rubbish! In vain Lao Tzu 100,000 exchange points. Grass! ”

Xiao Xuan scolded angrily, and then held a transparent card of nothingness, kicked the Diamond Sutra on the ground, and scolded coldly: "Old bald donkey, you wait for Lao Tzu, and when Lao Tzu becomes stronger in the future, he will hack you to death and then kill those two guys!" It's not okay to forcibly cross the card, look at Lao Tzu's crossing card! Piercing cards, looking for a world without demons! ”