Chapter 35: April Fool's Day I

In the surprised and curious eyes of Xu Xiaopang,

Xu Xiaopang glanced at Qin Wushuang, who was sleeping, sighed, grabbed Qin Wushuang's arms, and didn't bring it up several times.

"Hey, isn't this a black-and-white duo?" A thin student who walked into the school pointed to Xu Xiaopang, who was carrying Qin Wushuang on his back not far in front of him, and said,

"You mean black and white stupid!"

Many people on the road pointed their fingers, and a big fat man of more than 200 pounds carrying a similar fat man on his back is indeed a beautiful scenery.

After reading at half past 8 o'clock, Qin Wushuang had no sign of waking up, Xu Xiaopang glanced at him helplessly, turned on his 3D light brain, implanted the school network cracking software he bought last time, projected a 3D image of Qin Wushuang listening carefully to the class, and turned on the projection photon power to the maximum,

Xu Xiaopang's heart was dripping blood while doing it, this was originally prepared for himself, and it seems that the beautiful day was scrapped like this!

"Big class leader, you light, it's not good if the teacher comes." Xu Xiaofang, the squad leader in front, put his hand through Qin Wushuang's head under the projection from time to time, and Xu Xiaopang's heart was beating when he saw it, so that Xu Xiaopang had to be reminded, for fear of being discovered by the teacher who came in,

"Cut, you still have a reason to sleep in class."

April Fool's Day class is very active, each teacher will prepare a lot of fool's news and stories to fool their students, of course, students are not weak, but also prepare a variety of spices for teachers, but few can fool the teacher, after all, many teachers' strength is much higher than that of students, and the reaction speed of nerves is much faster, the three classes in the morning were spent in this relaxed atmosphere and laughter, and no one would care about Qin Wushuang who was lying on the table and falling asleep.

Between the third class, Qin Wushuang finally woke up leisurely, and Qin Wushuang who woke up only had one feeling that was cool, although he was still a little tired, but he felt that the whole world was different in his eyes, and he wanted Qin Wushuang to say what was different, and he couldn't say it for a while, this was the feeling.

"Brother, you are too powerful, the highest level of sleep, the real thunder can't move, brother, I admire it, what did you do last night?"

Qin Wushuang looked at the projection in front of him, and glanced at Xu Xiaopang gratefully, if it weren't for this guy, I really don't know how the morning passed! I'm going to be caught and reprimanded by the teacher.

"How's the morning class?" Qin Wushuang casually diverted the topic, as for the reason, Qin Wushuang really didn't know how to say it, he couldn't say that he had overcultivated!

"You, you, you missed the best part, today we came up with a lot of tricks to deal with the teacher, but most of them were useless, such as some special Coke, etc.! The most spoof is Mr. Wang's chemistry class, where a student implanted a 3yac virus in his photobrain on his desk while he was running in the morning, and used the sound synthesis system to imitate his wife's voice to create a special dialogue.

Don't you see Mr. Wang's black and charcoal-like face in class today, when his wife suddenly appeared on the podium in class, yelling at Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang didn't react at that time, just hurriedly walked outside the door to apologize to his wife, and didn't find that it was just an implanted synthetic timed communication video! At that time, the whole class laughed out of tears when we heard it at the door, but we didn't expect that Mr. Wang was still a 'afraid wife'. Xu Xiaopang said with a spit flying,

"And later,"

"After coming back, Mr. Wang assigned us 10 times the usual amount of homework, and also stipulated that if we found that we used a handwriting simulator to print homework, we would be fined 10 times, which seriously violated the regulations of the school's youth homework law." Qin Wushuang's question made Xu Xiaopang say dejectedly, and from time to time he clenched his fists to express anger and protest,

"But the most interesting is the third year of high school class 4, their class of female mathematics teacher Li Ruihua never out of the podium in class, the students in their class yesterday in advance to shoot a 3D video of the class, in the morning with 8 sets of light brain composed of virtual projection, and the students outside according to the teacher's explanation and questions to adjust the picture and use remote sound transmission to completely deceive the teacher, if not for the teaching director to call the class teacher of class 4 how the students are playing on the playground, the head teacher called the math teacher again to ask her why she did not have class this morning, It is estimated that the female teacher will not find out until the end of class. It is said that the teacher burst into tears at that time, and then all the students in the class apologized under the threat of the head teacher's parents. ”

"What's the next class?" Qin Wushuang asked

"Chinese lessons."

"Oh"

……

Today we are going to study the article "Pandora's Star", which is written by the representative of modern poetry and the creator of the Dream Qi technique when he first visited the Guanghua Administrative Star. Throughout the text, through the description of the magnificent twists and turns of the Guanghua administrative Xingshan River, the danger of Fengshan Mountain and the difficulty of climbing under high gravity are described. It reflects the author's life experience and political career that have been repeatedly hindered during his long-term wanderings......

Soon half of the time passed under the explanation of the head teacher, although everyone was very different, and the head teacher did not make a return visit on April Fool's Day, but after all, it was a good thing, wasn't it!

"Next, I will do a small test, and the students who write incorrectly or can't answer the text will go back and copy this text 10 times each?"

Soon squares rose up on the desks and separated everyone.

The question that appears on the screen is simple: write down the names and authors of at least 2 ancient poems that express the same mood as 'Pandora's Star', with a time limit of 3 minutes.

This is difficult for Qin Wushuang, it should be said that he is very good, Qin Wushuang completed his task in 1 minute: "Ascending" - Du Fu; "Crane Soaring to the Sky" - Liu Yong, "Shu Road Difficult" - Li Bai.

After finishing writing, Qin Wushuang felt the situation of the classmates next to him with his spirit, and most of them were searching with his light brain. However, the content that was searched out and written was the same, all of them were "Will Enter the Wine", seeing this, Qin Wushuang understood that the search settings on the Internet should have been tampered with by the teacher.

looked at Xu Xiaopang next to him and wrote "Nian Nujiao - Chibi Nostalgia" - Li Bai on the screen; "Will Enter the Wine" - Su Shi; And chose to submit and the smug look after submission, and didn't even have time to remind Qin Wushuang.

"Alright, it's time."

Let's take a look at what the students wrote: "Nian Nujiao - Chibi Nostalgia" - Li Bai; Is this a poem that expresses the ups and downs of the official career? Is it Li Bai's? What is the ...... expressed by Nian Nujiao-Chibi Nostalgia, come, let's go through this poem together. When the student returns, he will copy the poem 10 times and hand it to me tomorrow morning. ”

"Will Enter the Wine" - Su Shi, this is even more of a donkey's head is not the horse's mouth, look at you will soon be the person who will take the third exam, how to take the college entrance examination in such a state.

Let's take a look at what the next student wrote, these are these two songs, and this student will copy it for me 10 times tomorrow morning.

…… Feng Xiaoqu also copied it 10 times......

It seems that there are still classmates who have written correctly, let's take a look at "Ascending" written by Qin Wushuang-Du Fu; "Crane Rushing to the Sky" - Liu Yong, "Shu Dao Difficult" - Li Bai, very good, Qin Wushuang can stand up and read the poem "Shu Dao Difficult" to everyone? ”

……

Why is it that only three of the more than 40 people in the class wrote correctly, and everyone else is either blank, or the donkey's head is not the right horse's mouth, and the similarity is so high, can anyone tell me the reason, no one is, except for those three classmates, everyone else went back and copied "Pandora's Star" and the wrong poem to me 20 times, and will only be allowed to enter the teacher's ...... after handing it in tomorrow morning"

"Xu Xiaofang, Qin Wushuang, and Hun Yali were invited to the stage, and the students below gave applause to these three students."

Qin Wushuang looked at the small gift given to him by the teacher on the stage, and he used his mental power to shoot three times in a row and didn't find any problems before he put his mind at ease. Looking at Xu Xiaofang, the squad leader next to him, he stretched out his hands suspiciously to catch the gift, as if he had caught a bomb,

Qin Wushuang smiled, the head teacher is very good, and he brushed all the students in the class without blood.