Chapter 5 A rippling smile on his face
In B city and H county, the people living here are very simple, even if they see a male creature in boxers running wild, everyone will not say anything. As Zhang Xiaoyu ran, the word "plump" printed on his boxers shook and shook. Zhang Xiaoyu also couldn't understand why he just looked at the pink rabbit-eared lady for a while, and he would have the urge to run, although Zhang Xiaoyu usually likes cosplay, but he walked the catwalk in pants, and it came too suddenly, and he was mentally prepared or something, Zhang Xiaoyu didn't need it at all. Self-esteem is to give oneself dignity, this is Zhang Xiaoyu's creed, what others think of him, Zhang Xiaoyu feels that it doesn't matter, he is so willful to live in his own world.
"Look, it's the King of Fruits! The King of Fruits has appeared!! β
An uncle ran out of the ** store, the uncle was wearing black sexy underwear on his head, and the beautiful salesman big sister in the back also ran out of the store, "Guest, guest, didn't you say that you bought underwear for your wife, why did you wear it on your head?" "The beautiful sister of the business hall is about to burst into tears, but the strange uncle I saw today is a strange uncle, if the boss lady sees it, but I have to deduct my salary.
The uncle in the black pants turned around in a dashing manner and said to the beautiful salesman: "Little sister, you are still too young, you sue me for who stipulates that underwear can only be worn underneath, who stipulates that men can only wear men's underwear, can't you say, don't you know, since I spend money, I am a consumer, consumers consume their own money, is there anything wrong?" Little sister, don't chase me anymore, I'll come to your boutique next time, and now I ask to pursue my fruit king! Ah, the pants that King Guo is wearing today are also very beautiful. Ahh~~~~~h β
Swing your arms high.
The uncle raised his arms and waved high.
All kinds of people came out of all kinds of corners of this small city.
A pair of bodybuilders running forward lined up from the gym, they were all wearing black leather briefs, the upper body was empty, the body was very strong, and all kinds of muscles were prominent. "Oh, it's the King of Fruits, it's the King of Fruits calling us, brothers, go up, rush, catch up with the King of Fruits!"
A man with a superman over his pants ran out and followed the group, a man with a burning firework behind his butt followed, and a man with a mask on his face and a gentleman written on the mask followed. Even Yang Xiaobai, who was wearing a red hemp rope on his upper body, also blended into the team. In short, this is a group of marginalized strange human beings, who spontaneously pursue Zhang Xiaoyu. Under the leadership of Zhang Xiaoyu and King Guo, let's put it this way, run and exercise. Isn't that really strange?
"Fruit King, Fruit King, Fruit King!! The King of Fruitsβ"
"Everyone shouts with me, one or two, prepare, King Fruit, King Fruit!"
"King Fruit I love you like a mouse loves rice."
"I can't afford to hurt, I can't afford to hurt, King Guo, we want you to think of the dark."
"King Guo, you go forward boldly. Affection, love, love, us, swing. β
"Fruit King, Fruit King, Fruit King!!"
The team that followed Zhang Xiaoyu continued to erupt in a large number of cheers.
Even the female-rogue-rabbit mixed in the team was also infected, what a momentum this is, I can't imagine that the man named Zhang Xiaoyu has so many followers in such a short period of time, although they are all perverts. The rabbit-eared lady really looked at Zhang Xiaoyu with admiration. In the running team, everyone is full of confidence, many people don't know each other, everyone is the object of despise, there are many people who are lone rangers without friends, and there are many personnel warriors, but they don't know when they were attracted by Zhang Xiaoyu wearing strange clothes on the street, running with Zhang Xiaoyu, pulling the wind and showing off the vitality of life together. Rabbit Ear Niang found that there were many humans in the team who deliberately hid their spiritual power, "It's really an interesting team, I'm interested in Zhang Xiaoyu who led the team." The rabbit-eared lady jumped up, stepped on the heads of the running teams one by one, and ran towards Zhang Xiaoyu at the front. The person who was stepped on the head by the rabbit ear lady, unaware, because of the ordinary perversion, still can't see the demon, no matter what, the female-rogue-rabbit, is also a member of the demon girl.
Rabbit Ear Niang and Zhang Xiaoyu are neck and neck.
"Human, your name is Zhang Xiaoyu."
"Oh, it's the rabbit-eared lady just now."
"Human, how did you attract a horde of perverts to run after you?"
"That's right, I do 300 sit-ups a day, and I have to drink a big glass of milk from my sister in the morning, and I don't know what strange things are put in the milk. That's why I became so attractive. β
Zhang Xiaoyu explained.
"I see."
The rabbit-eared lady suddenly realized.
And thenβ
"Who would believe it, sham me, human, how do you attract perverts?"
The rabbit-eared lady is not reluctant, and the demon lady is not so easy to fool.
Zhang Xiaoyu suddenly slowed down, lowered his voice and said to the rabbit-eared girl:
"I'll tell you a secret."
"Whatever. Come on, I just like to listen to other people's **. β
Rogue-Rabbit, in fact, is also quite gossipy, but if you master the other demon mothers, you can only be a party to the disaster, and in the demon world, she has a bad reputation.
"You have eye droppings in the corners of your eyes."
Zhang Xiaoyu is serious and very strict.
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Rogues-Rabbits, collapsed, what a human, play with me, tease me, let's play with you with the sickle.
"Come out, Pink Girl!!"
The rabbit-eared girl roared.
The pink light swirls around the rabbit ear lady, and a long pink scythe appears! It's a pink scythe, and although it's a little brighter, the scythe is a scythe, and it looks quite dangerous. Especially the sickle is held by a little rabbit-eared girl. Female-rogue, holding a scythe in one hand, did not forget to take out a small makeup mirror from her bag with the other hand, and looked at the mirror, "Oh, my eyes really have eye, it must be because my eyes were too hard last night." "Female-rogue, wipe the droppings off the corners of your eyes with the back of your hand.
Zhang Xiaoyu felt that something was wrong with the rabbit ear girl at the beginning, and now when she saw the woman-rogue, she took out a pink sickle, Zhang Xiaoyu was even more convinced, the rabbit ear girl, should not be a person.
Zhuang, Zhang Xiaoyu. Inhuman, female-rogue.
Wielding the sickle, the rabbit ear girl attacked Zhang Xiaoyu's buttocks, because the word "plump" on Xiaoyu's buttocks stabbed the rabbit ear girl's heart, don't ask why, it can be seen from the rabbit ear girl's thin and slender posture that it has absolutely nothing to do with plumpness, even the most critical part, the two fat balls, are not big, quite flat, a horse Pingchuan, the airport in the airport.
Zhang Xiaoyu jumped up reflexively, and the scythe slid through the soles of Zhang Xiaoyu's feet. It's too dangerous, is it really a demon? When Zhang Xiaoyu landed, he rolled forward, his movements were not very elegant, but his head was not cut off by the sickle.
The rabbit-eared mother not only attacked Zhang Xiaoyu's buttocks, but also attacked Zhang Xiaoyu's eyes, because Zhang Xiaoyu's eyes saw the female-rogue's eye feces, the rabbit-eared girl is a demon mother who loves beauty, and she cares about her image very much, but Zhang Xiaoyu saw the eye feces, so she had no choice but to overtake Zhang Xiaoyu.
The team behind Zhang Xiaoyu saw that Zhang Xiaoyu was jumping and jumping, and he was still rolling, and everyone couldn't understand why Zhang Xiaoyu did that, because they couldn't see the demon mother. But Zhang Xiaoyu is the weather vane, what Zhang Xiaoyu does, everyone will follow and follow the guide, yes. So, a large group of gym men rolled on the ground. The earth irradiated by the hot sun is hot, everyone is rolling on the ground, the earth has evaporated everyone's sweat, but it brings everyone a novel feeling, it turns out that rolling on the hot ground is such a wonderful thing. Happiness really blooms like flowers, including chrysanthemums.
"Human, don't let me waste my spiritual power, stand there and don't move, let me cut your ass, the Buddha cuts the meat and feeds the eagle, you cut the ass and feeds the demon. I will surpass you today! β
The rabbit-eared lady grabbed the sickle with both hands, the pink girl, and harvested behind Zhang Xiaoyu fiercely. But Zhang Xiaoyu is like a leek, cutting one stubble and one stubble, but he can't finish it. Female-rogue, I don't dare to harvest Zhang Xiaoyu with all my might, because of the relationship of spiritual power, she must carefully maintain the lowest level of spiritual power, in order to continue to be unemployed in this world, if she is forced to return to the demon world, she will definitely become the laughing stock of the demon world, and the demon girls in the demon academy who have been bullied by women-hooligans will definitely fall into the well, and use their best to ridicule and attack the overlord rabbit.
"Rabbit, what enmity do you have with me?"
"Human, didn't you ask knowingly, since you dare to use the demon brush, you have to think that the demon will retaliate fiercely, I must cut off your buttocks."
"What, so you care about my plump buttocks."
Zhang Xiaoyu was relieved, I really made evil, my plump buttocks, has it been charming to this extent, even the demon lady was attracted to my buttocks, I had to cut my buttocks with a sickle, and then collect them, and in the dead of night, the demon mother took out my buttocks, and in the moonlight, the demon mother stroked my buttocks that had already dried over and over again, and sobbed again: "In the world, there is such a charming ass in the world, I am so lucky that I can actually collect such an ass, Let me touch this ass again, and it won't be in vain for me to be a demon lady in this life! β
Zhang Xiaoyu was immersed in his own brain supplement, but his body also dodged the scythe attack of the rabbit ear girl. Dual-minded? No, no, it was Zhang Xiaoyu's body that took the initiative to adjust and make the most beneficial action for Zhang Xiaoyu. There is a saying called body memory, where the body can make judgments on its own without going through the brain.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoyu's happy smile, the overlord rabbit was very angry. "Why, this man is so difficult."