Chapter 247: Brother Monkey has also learned to pit people

It was still a simple little house, the clear stream was gurgling, the small fish and shrimp were playing among the pebbles, Lan Ze was sitting casually on a clean stone, and there was a peach tree opposite, and the monkey brother was sitting on the peach tree. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I don't know if it's because of my arrival that these little cute pets have left their homework behind, making Brother Monkey, a strict teacher, very unhappy, or other reasons.

Anyway, Brother Monkey looks like he's angry now, as if he's eaten gunpowder.

Glaring at Lan Ze, Brother Monkey looked at Lan Ze with an unhappy face, and said in a very angry tone: "Why are you here?" Do you want to eat peaches? ”

Lan Ze smiled and nodded, although Brother Monkey's tone was very impulsive, but Brother Monkey had no ill will towards Lan Ze.

A small green peach was picked from the tree, and Brother Monkey didn't wash it, but threw it directly to Lan Ze.

Judging by the appearance, this peach is not delicious.

It's only the size of a child's fist, and his appearance has grown off, but with the experience of the last time, Lan Ze knows very well that this valley is very strange, Brother Monkey is very strange, and Peaches is also very strange.

Peaches don't have to be good-looking to be delicious, what kind of delicious? What doesn't taste good? Only Brother Monkey himself knows.

However, there is one thing, I must admit that the peaches here are really delicious, and I dare not say that the dragon liver and phoenix marrow are the pith, but Lan Ze can also be regarded as a person who has tasted the delicacies of the mountains and seas and eaten delicious delicacies.

But to be honest, compared to Brother Monkey's peaches, the food I ate before was garbage!

With the help of the stream on the side, Lan Ze washed the peach hair on the peach and took a bite with a happy face.

Then Lan Ze's expression froze, his whole face was wrinkled, and his expression was rich.

Sour, more sour than lemons.

Astringent, more astringent than the persimmon of the tree that has not been covered.

Bitter, more bitter than Chinese medicine that has been fried for hours.

The mouth was full of sourness and astringency, and there was a strong bitter taste of Chinese medicine, and Lan Ze instinctively wanted to spit it out.

But this peache, which looks green, is quite hard, and it is very firm when pinched, and it should be very crisp, but after taking a bite, it instantly becomes unusually soft and delicate, and a lot of juice gushes out when you touch your teeth.

This sour and bitter juice surged in his mouth, and finally turned into a torrent and poured into Lan Ze's throat.

Although he didn't swallow it, at this moment, Lan Ze's entire mouth was full of this strange smell.

It's unpalatable, it's just unpalatable! My face was green when it was unpleasant.

Bending over directly, Lan Ze rinsed his mouth with stream water in a big gulp, and the taste in his mouth made Lan Ze feel that he would never be in love in his life.

Watching Lan Ze pouting his ass and desperately rinsing his mouth with stream water, Brother Monkey covered his stomach and laughed, laughing so much that tears flowed out.

rinsed his mouth for five minutes, and the sour and astringent taste in Lan Ze's mouth faded,

Looking at Brother Monkey who was lying on the ground, breathing in a big gulp, and smiling, Lan Ze looked resentful, covering his mouth with sour saliva: "Brother Monkey, you pit me!" ”

"No, haha...... Lan Ze, I, haha......, it's so interesting, you should look at your expression now, haha...... No, I'm going to die laughing, haha......" Brother Monkey, who had already laughed, laughed again.

Looking at Brother Monkey lying on the ground, rolling and laughing, Lan Ze was speechless for a while: "Brother Monkey, you have changed, you have become bad." ”

"Haha...... Okay, I won't laugh anymore, haha...... Here's to you, eat this. With a smile, Brother Monkey took out a green peach from behind that was eight or nine points similar to the peach Lan Ze ate just now.

Lan Ze looked at the green peach handed over by Brother Monkey, opened his mouth, and saliva flowed out, not greedy, but sour teeth.

With a wry smile, Lan Ze shook his head and covered his mouth again: "Brother Monkey, forget it, I can't eat it now." ”

Brother Monkey waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, I know that your teeth are sore, just eat it." ”

Lan Ze looked suspicious: "Really? ”

Brother Monkey nodded: "Don't worry, I won't lie to you, this peach is delicious." ”

Lan Ze took the green peach, wiped the peach hair on the green peach, and was just about to bite it down, Lan Ze saw Brother Monkey looking like he was watching a good show, Lan Ze stopped, looked at Brother Monkey, and his eyes flashed with suspicion: "Brother Monkey, you won't pit me again, right?" ”

"No, I can treat you as my brother, how can I fool you?" Brother Monkey said with a righteous face, but why are his eyes a little dodgy?

Lan Ze put down the peach speechlessly: "Forget it, Brother Monkey, I have sore teeth and can't eat it." ”

Brother Monkey was stunned for a moment, a trace of regret flashed in his eyes, and he made a fuss: "You don't eat?" And I ate it? This peach is really delicious. ”

Lan Ze shook his head: "That's okay, Brother Monkey, you can eat." ”

"Forehead......" Brother Monkey was stunned for a moment, and a trace of embarrassment and entanglement crossed his face: "You really don't eat it?" ”

Lan Ze glanced at Brother Monkey angrily, your thoughts are written on your face, can I eat it?

"Don't eat it!"

"Then I ate it? Don't regret it. ”

"No regrets."

Then Brother Monkey took the green peach in Lan Ze's hand with a tangled face and took a bite hard.

In an instant, a strange fragrance came to his face, it was a very pure peach taste, a special fragrance, just smelling the taste, Lan Ze felt that his saliva couldn't stop flowing out.

It's not tooth soreness, but it's attracted by the smell of peaches.

Lan Ze swore that he had never smelled such a fragrant peach.

It's like a peach-flavored bomb, bombarding Lan Ze's taste buds crazily.

Just took a sip, Lan Ze's originally sour and soft teeth were actually not sour.

One mouthful, two mouthfuls, three mouthfuls, the green peach was not big, and after three bites, it has been completely solved by Brother Monkey, leaving only a small peach pit.

Monkey spirit, monkey spirit,

Lan Ze now finally knew why the ancients described a person as treacherous and cunning, and would say that he was a monkey spirit.

"Do you still eat it?" Brother Monkey looked at Lan Ze with a grin.

"Brother Monkey, can we stop making trouble?" Lan Ze swallowed his saliva and looked at Brother Monkey speechlessly.

Eat? Eat your sister!

Brother Monkey, Oscar owes you a little golden man.

"Okay, don't make trouble, Lan Ze, do you still eat peaches?" Brother Monkey looked at Lan Ze with a smile, and seemed to be very happy to see Lan Ze's deflated expression.

"Don't eat it, get down to business, Brother Monkey, can you take a look at this?" Looking at Brother Monkey speechlessly, he was not going to eat peaches today, and took out a golden piece of iron from his pocket, which was the piece of iron that Brother Monkey gave to Lan Ze last time.

It's obviously iron, but it looks golden, which is very weird, and the iron can also absorb souls, Lan Ze almost suspects that this is the legendary Dinghai Divine Needle.

After taking the golden iron piece handed over by Lan Ze, Brother Monkey's eyes crossed a trace of remembrance, and his face was no longer the previous laughter, stroking the golden iron block, after Brother Monkey was silent for a long time, he sighed: "I'm sorry, I remembered something just now, your nephew was saved, although it is not very similar, but at least nine out of ten are similar." ”

"Okay, the rest of the matter is simple, find someone who is of the same clan as your nephew and has a higher strength, stun him, and then put this piece of iron into his body, and when the piece of iron becomes soft and is no longer golden, then let your nephew eat it, and his soul can be restored."

"That monkey brother, how tall is it?"

"A little higher is a little higher."

"What do you mean by being of the same kind?"

"The same race is the same race, you are a human being, not you are not a human being, take me as an example, if I am injured, I will find a monkey who is a little stronger than me, no, I am not an ordinary monkey, forget it, you just treat me as an ordinary monkey, and then stun him, find a place to raise it for a few years, then the iron will become soft, no longer golden, just eat the iron."

"That, Brother Monkey, can you tell me more about it?" A hint of embarrassment appeared on Lan Ze's face.

What is a little higher? Double the strength is a little higher, and a strong realm is also a little higher.

What is a homogeneous? The same race is the same race, and blood relatives within three generations are also of the same race.

Brother Monkey said this is too general!

Also what is softening? Gold is also divided into many kinds of gold, Brother Monkey, you are a pit man!

Looking at Lan Ze, Brother Monkey touched his head awkwardly: "That, Lan Ze, don't look at me like this, I don't know very well, these things are told to me by others." ”

"Brother Monkey, who is the other person in your mouth? Go and ask him. Lan Ze hesitated and said.

"I don't know, I forgot, after I woke up, everything changed, and I don't remember many things, I'm sorry, Lan Ze, I really don't know how to help you, or I'll invite you to eat peaches, and I won't play you this time."

Brother Monkey looked embarrassed.

"Sigh......" Lan Ze sighed: "Forget it, Brother Monkey, thank you." ”

"It's okay, I actually just said a few words to you."

"By the way, Brother Monkey, can I take these little ones home? These little ones haven't been home in a while. ”

"No," Brother Monkey shook his head: "These little guys have a lot of potential, I can't let you spoil it, let me continue to teach, if you want to go out, at least you must be a demon saint." ”

"That, Brother Monkey, what level is the Demon Saint?"

"Demon Saint?" Brother Monkey looked at Lan Ze, his eyes flashing with thought: "You should be considered a demon saint now." ”

"Brother Monkey, what level are you?" Lan Ze couldn't help but say more, to be honest, Lan Ze was really curious about Brother Monkey's strength, he had never been able to see through Brother Monkey's strength, it didn't seem to be very strong, but he always gave himself a feeling that he couldn't ignore.

"Me? Hehe" Brother Monkey smiled, didn't answer Lan Ze's question, but took out a peach from his back: "Do you want to eat it?" ”

Lanze ......

"Brother Monkey, if you don't want to say it, just say it, don't threaten me with a peach, when I see this thing, my teeth are sore."